Chapter 45
"However, I'm still worried. If I don't see it with my own eyes, how can I know that you're not fooling me?"
The Buddha seemed to be unhappy: "From your tone, it seems that I have fooled you many times?"
"It's not many times, just once, but with the lesson of the past, you have to be more guarded, right?"
"Well, you can do something on me and see if I can get my strength."
"In you? How to do it?"
"Didn't you make a wish to make everyone around you become lazy and experience the happiness of lazy people? Then try to make me lazy." Buddha's little eyes were hidden behind the golden glasses and said.
What is the result of this test? Wu Shanyun became his little servant. Throughout the morning, the Buddha commanded Wu Shanyun to pinch his shoulders, loosen his back, deliver tea, shake the fan, and almost pour foot washing water. I'm not satisfied with this. I had a big meal at noon, and the best dishes were all ordered. The Buddha enjoyed it rudely. Wu Shanyun just had more than 50 million points in the account, but he didn't feel distressed. After eating the leftovers that the Buddha had eaten, he was half full.
"Buddha, it's all done now, right? Look..." Wu Shanyun shook the little bell in his hand and said, "This little bell should have the strength to enter the account, right?"
The Buddha burped, rinsed his mouth with wine, and said freely, "Kid, you deliberately please me. Although I am comfortable and eat and drink enough, I know that your purpose is not for me, but for wish, so although I am happy, you can't get it. This is called good if you have a heart. Although it is good, if you don't reward it, if you don't have a heart, you will do evil, and if you don't punish it.
"Ah? Why didn't you say it earlier? It was a waste of my mood. Look... He also said that he didn't fool people. I was fooled by you all this morning. Wu Shanyun had no choice but to discover the reality.
"Why, monk, can't I let you serve and have a meal?" The Buddha picked up the posture of the master and taught him a lesson.
For the sake of tickling, Wu Shanyun could only lie down and said, "I can't afford it. How can I afford it?" Well, I was fooled by you to sell it, and I have to help you count the money.
"Haha, it's best if you have this awareness. In terms of that, yes, it's a blessing to lose.
"Then it seems that you are a blessed person, because I have never seen you suffer at all."
The waiter came to collect money and spent 98,000 points of Wushanyun. Wushanyun quickly brushed 100,000 points, and then said to some tender-faced waiters, "The extra is your tip!"
The waitress smiled and left happily, and then Wu Shanyun heard a "jingle" ringing from his waist.
Wushanyun pinched the silver bell and found that there was an extra yellow aperture on the silver bell, wrapped around the top of the silver bell.
"What's wrong with this? Is this the so-called wish power?
The Buddha picked his teeth with a toothpick and smiled, "Kid, do you think the wish is so simple? If you want to collect the power of desire, you have to do nothing to give, do nothing to give, do you understand?"
The so-called incompetuation, Wu Shanyun can only understand that he has done good deeds, but he doesn't know it. But will it be a little difficult to practice this kind of wish power? It makes sense to do nothing, but it seems to be brainless.
However, in any case, the first wish power of Wu Shanyun's life was so successful. With the character of Wu Shanyun, the first salary will naturally be buried as soon as possible.
So, Wu Shanyun made a wish to the silver bell and said, "Silver bell, silver bell, if you can really make your wish come true, then let me have a handsome face that makes the girl crazy, the young woman crazy, and the old woman love!"
For this wish, the silver bell only rang five crisply. According to the Buddha's explanation, the wish made just now by Wu Shanyun needs five vows to be fulfilled.
Wu Shanyun was a little angry at first, but when he thought about it, he figured it out. In this world, how can there be anything in the world that wants the horse to run and not let the horse eat grass? People can't just do a good thing and just want to become the king of the world, right?
So, Wu Shanyun turned to make another wish, a relatively simple wish: draw a small turtle on the forehead of Lafayette, but he couldn't see it and didn't know it.
The circle of yellow light on the top of the silver bell poured into the silver bell, and the silver bell made a clear sound. The aperture exploded like a light bullet in an instant, but the next moment it disappeared.
Wu Shanyun devoutly looked back at the forehead on the Buddha's golden glasses. A little turtle depicted by black ink was vivid. First, he was shocked, then ecstatic, and finally laughed.
Well, this silver bell is really a rare treasure. Although it is not as convenient as a quantum telescope, it may be more useful.
The Buddha looked at Wu Shanyun with the eyes of a fool for a long time, and finally scolded, "You son of a man, what is your first wish in life? Why do you smile so obscenely?"
"It doesn't matter what the first wish in life is. Anyway, it's good to achieve it. Master, you didn't fool me at all." Wu Shanyun wiped his mouth and began to run away after saying that.
Leaving the Buddha still pinching his fingers there, he seemed to be calculating something, and then said depressedly, "What's going on? Why is it that his mind suddenly fails, and it's impossible to calculate it?"
The summer vacation has passed, and the whole underground Colosseum seems to be deserted. Wang Mengmeng, who used Wu Shanyun as his subordinate, left. The lovely girl Li Tingting has also left. Even the Ximen master who came to ask Wu Shanyun for help from time to time has also left. The most important thing is that the vicious little complaining woman, Miss Wen Ren, is also busy starting school. Therefore, these days, Wu Shanyun has returned to his former lazy demeanor. With only one girl to accompany him, he can live the life of a fairy couple.
The method of entrusting ghosts is feasible and the reversal of the Northern Ghost Sutra. The wounds of Wushan Cloud Knowledge Sea and Qihai are gradually healed. The most direct change is that Wushan Cloud can sleep well without thinking about nightmares, and can eat enough without considering obesity. In just half a month, Wu Shanyun lost another 30 catties of weight, with a figure of 1.8 meters and a weight of one hundred and sixteen. No one can justifiably say that Wu Shanyun is fat.
What's more gratifying is that Wu Shanyun's face has become unexpectedly handsome. The potholes and grease on his face have been eliminated, white and handsome, and gradually have a hard curve like a knife and axe.
Wu Shanyun understood that the original owner of this body was originally a handsome Wu Shanyun. Unfortunately, the Beiming Ghost Sutra, which was mistakenly refined to absorb people's souls and energy, not to mention that the force was completely abolished, but also disfigured. Wu Shanyun sometimes wondered if she had always blamed the Queen for mistake. Is it possible for her to know that this body was a handsome Wu Shanyun from the beginning?
If the queen knew that Wu Shanyun would think so, I'm afraid her mouth would have smiled.