Chapter 46

One day, the Buddha summoned Wu Shanyun to serve him. After a good wine and good food, the Buddha shook his hand with the artifact and tickled. He smiled and said, "Kid, it seems that you don't have to make a wish for a handsome face, because your face is already handsome, and God is not thin to you."

"Master, don't you have to thank you? Think about it, if you hadn't taught me the tricks of delusion and reverse refining skills, how could I have returned to my original self? Maybe it has become a dead body a month ago.

The Buddha praised, "You still have a little conscience. I thought you would be brazen to say that everything is your own credit."

"How can it be? Master, I learned this from you. Now I almost understand what you taught me. If it is slowly implemented, the merit will be perfect. Do you think you have to teach me something new? For example, the magic door you once mentioned?"

After eating Wu Shanyun's wine and vegetables, you have to spit out some skills, otherwise wouldn't Wu Shanyun be at a loss?

The Buddha shook his head and said, "What I taught you is almost done. There is nothing to teach you."

Wu Shanyun would not believe it and said, "Don't fool people like this, will you? Don't you often tell me that the Dharma of Buddhism is as vast as a sea of smoke. How can there be nothing to teach now?

Suddenly, the Buddha gave Wu Shanyun a tickle and said, "If you come to learn the Dharma, then the Dharma is indeed as vast as a sea of smoke, which is not wrong. But if you come to understand the Dharma, there are only two kinds of Dharma, one is to see the Tao and the other is to practice after enlightenment. A real practitioner, there is absolutely no fixed method, and there is no fixed method to learn. Any method can be picked up smoothly. Don't get into the cliché.

I haven't had much itching pain recently. I suddenly ate it again. Wu Shanyun's forehead was buzzing again and I didn't dare to make it. He followed the Buddha's words and asked, "If there are only two kinds of Buddhism, what is the enlightenment like? What's it like to practice after enlightenment?"

"Seeing that the enlightenment is clear and empty, and practicing after enlightenment is a wish to practice. It is simple and clear. Why do you need to say more?"

Buddha's statement coincides with Wu Shanyun's lazy people's law. Things in the world are simple, but ordinary people make it complicated. In ancient and modern times, the so-called sages are as many as cattle, leaving classic quotations. In fact, many people have complicated simple things. Many cumbersome teachings and admonitions are actually a piece of shit. People in ancient and modern times have gone forward and piled up shit into mountains. Now it has become a shit peak. It is really amazing. In fact, it is said that It's all bullshit. It is enough for a real sage to leave five thousand words, such as the scriptures of lazy people.

"Master, what you said seems to be very reasonable. There are only two steps to cultivate Buddhism. I have taken the first step and am about to take the second step, which gives me a sense of accomplishment. Sure enough, simplicity is the truth!" Wu Shanyun's flattery was immediately delivered.

"Since you want to practice your wishes, then find a way to leave this purgatory on earth as soon as possible. You can't fulfill any wishes here, especially your lazy person's wishes. It is impossible for you to make this person lazy. There is only killing and bloodshed here. If you want them to really stop and be happy, unless you kill them, That's the real laziness and the real purity.

Buddha's words are well-founded. Why doesn't Wu Shanyun believe it? At this time, when I think of the mission I came through, that ** heart has already flown out of the underground world.

"I want to, too, master. However, in my current situation, how can I escape from here? Master, can you take me out?"

The Buddha shook his head with a smile and said, "I can't take you out!"

"I'm afraid you're not even sure to escape, are you?"

"Me? I want to go out at any time. I have a great way of being free, and no imprisonment in the world can limit me! Moreover, I have passed your wish, and it's time to leave.

"What kind of means, can you teach me?" Wu Shanyun's eyes lit up. For lazy people, there have never been too many ways to escape.

"You can't do it yet. You can't learn this method. Anyway, I'm probably leaving soon. Everything next depends on you.

Think about it, this kind of means must have a certain cultivation. After all, the Buddha claims that this method can avoid any restrictions in the world and is a free means.

So, Wu Shanyun began to plan a jailbreak plan!

The work of escaping from prison requires wisdom, paying attention to the right time and careful planning. It is better to have someone to help. The three can be said to be the right time, the right place and the right person.

At the right time, after Wu Shanyun's thought, he felt that it should cause a big riot in the underground colosseum and make the security force of the underground colosseum flawless. Otherwise, with the vigilance power of the underground colosseum, it will be searched with all its strength. Even if Wushanyun has the ability to fly and escape, it will be found.

As for the careful plan? It is very important to set up a scientific escape route, which requires a full grasp of the layout of the whole building of the underground Colosseum, and it is best to get the design drawing. However, even the person in charge of the Colosseum, Miss Wen, may not be able to see it immediately, not to mention Wu Shanyun, a little loser. Fortunately, Wushan Cloud has a quantum telescope in hand, so there won't be much problem with everything. The key to the escape route is to escape from the lower 20th floor of the Colosseum to more than 20th floor, because the lower 20th floor is a complete cage, without any exit, connected to the upper floor, only two elevator passages. One elevator passage is for the staff in the Colosseum, and the other elevator passage is a material supply passage with garbage disposal. Wushanyun is paying attention to this material channel. Think about it, in such a large underground colosseum, the domestic garbage consumed by the orcators every day must be a large amount. A lot of garbage has to be transported from the underground every day. If Wushanyun can touch the material channel, it is possible to get out.

However, Wu Shanyun can think that people in the natural underground Colosseum can also think that they have always been at the highest level in the realm of the two elevator passages. It is impossible to pass without a special nameplate. What's more abnormal is that there are different specific passwords every day, with special nameplates.

If you want to pass this "ghost gate", it is obviously unrealistic for Wu Shanyun to be alone. He must use the power of others here. Naturally, this other person can only live a long life. Wu Shanyun has been relying on this senior spy to avoid danger again and again. This time, it is not so easy. If it is used, the identity of the spy will inevitably be exposed, so it can only be used as a "death room".

But? If you want to die, the premise is that others are willing to "die" for you, and ask Ximen Gaoshou to help Wu Shanyun escape from prison, that is, to fight against Beiming Wenren. He will definitely not be happy.

For this reason, Wu Shanyun can only take out the last resort to lure him to be this death room. There must be a brave man under the so-called reward.

Is this a reward? Naturally, it is the underwear of Beimingwen.

Wu Shanyun has never agreed to the transaction of Ximen stealing underwear. It's not that he can't get along with the reward of 100 million points, but he doesn't have the courage. Think about it, Wu Shanyun stole a mask from Beiming Wenren, which has made her so "crazy". If she steals another pair of underwear, she will not be strangled to death. As long as she is an intelligent person, she will not do so.

But at present, Wu Shanyun has to consider taking risks to see if he can escape from this underground Colosseum before Beiming Wenren retaliates.

However, Wu Shanyun seems to have no room for consideration, because this may be the only opportunity.

So, Wu Shanyun said he did it.

Every Saturday and Sunday, there is nothing wrong with that college. Beiming Wenren and Ximen Gaoshou will return to the underground Colosseum.

Under the ** of close-fitting underwear, Ximen Gaoshou didn't think much about it, so he promised to help Wu Shanyun get an identity nameplate and the password of the underground Colosseum cleaner.

When everything was arranged, Wu Shanyun set out for the evil cause of stealing underwear. In order to minimize the anger value of the "small-breasted" woman, Wu Shanyun wisely did not steal directly from under her buttocks, but waited until she took a shower. In this way, when Miss Wen Ren finds that her underwear has been stolen, she probably has to think about whether she has been taken away by some cat or dog, and may not suspect Wu Shanyun at the first time.

After getting the underwear, not to mention Ximen Gaoshou, even Wu Shanyun suddenly had the impulse to spray blood, because there was also an evil tampon on the underwear. I don't know whether Ximen Gaoshou's character is too good or Wu Shanyun's character is too bad. Wen Ren's period didn't come a few days ago, but she came at this time. The theft of one of her underwear may not be a big deal, but if the sanitary napkin is also stolen, it will not be so simple.

Ximen Gaoshou was overjoyed. The blood of his virginity, which he was looking forward to, seemed to be so simple. In addition to Wu Shanyun's distress, he will naturally not let go of this opportunity to slaughter the fat sheep and ask him for an extra reward of 100 million points.

In this way, there is a wealth of 150 million points on the Wushan cloud account, which is converted into the red coins of the alliance, and there are also a huge amount of 1.5 million.

Before leaving, Wu Shanyun spent all the 50 million alliance red coins. One part of them were used to buy silicon crystal stone to satisfy this guy's appetite. He also added a little to survive, and the other part was given to his friends. In order to allow his friends to live better in this bad place, in addition to giving them points and changing their guns, Wushanyun also made a large number of Jiefu particle paper-type remote control bombs for them, giving them more powerful means to save their lives. The remote control bomb is simple to use. It can not only be used as a trap, but also be attached to a weapon to attack, such as a bow and arrow, sticking a paper bomb to an arrow, which is enough to abolish the leg of a four-star beast fighter. For the other 100 million points, Wushanyun will naturally not be left to Beiming Wenren. He will use the exchange and remittance service of the Colosseum to exchange the points into alliance red coins and remit them to the anonymous alliance bank card that Ximen has applied for me in advance.