Chapter 9 The settlement of demons

In the vast ocean of knowledge in China, there are many classic classics that introduce what to do after meeting ghosts. According to the Search for Gods, spit it! Liaozhai Zhiyi said, sleep with it! Lu Xun said, kick it!

But those are all theoretical. The ghost in "Sou Shen Ji" is weak in strength and his intelligence is also worrying. The overall quality of the ghosts in this book is poor. It is estimated that Xiaoqian can be the ultimate B if she goes there.

To put it bluntly, in "Liao Zhai", it's nothing more than some fox version of the rabbit girls. They have a graceful figure and simple personality, as well as furry tails and long ears - my buddy's first dream that the imaginary enemy is the fox spirit, and the fox spirit is all literary and youthful. Of course, this has something to do with the author. We all know that Pu Songling is a street writer and otaku.

As for the situation Mr. Lu Xun is facing, which is completely different from mine. I have made a similar attempt. What I have to face is not the captain of gold or the fraud gang that wants to fish in troubled waters. I think any of my next performance is forgivable.

I said humbly, "I promise not to tell my identity, can you not eat me?"

Wu Yongsheng smiled and said, "I don't eat meat--" After a pause, he said, "I don't eat vegetarian food. I only drink water." With that, he picked up a glass of water and poured it into his shoes: that was the root of the locust tree spirit.

Jincheng Wudao: "I like to eat meat."

I shudd.

"But I don't eat human flesh, and I don't eat raw meat."

I said in my heart that it's easy to do. If you touch me with your right hand, I'll be familiar with it...

As for Xiaoqian, it seems that there is no need to worry too much. She is weak and can't eat, but I immediately thought: Never let her smell me...

Wu Yongsheng looked at me lying on the ground and said, "Brother Xiaolong, get up and tell me what's going on with you. If you're not joking with us, why do we all feel that you are a person who has survived the disaster?"

Jincheng Wudao: "I'm also surprised. Since he has survived the disaster, why didn't he go back to the sky? It seems that we are really wrong."

Wu Yongsheng asked me again, "Brother Xiaolong, how old are you this year?"

"22!"

Xiaoqian said, "What about the virtual age?"

I said, "24!"

Wu Yongsheng said, "You are 22 this year, and you are also 23. How can it be 24?"

I raised my neck and said, "I was born in the twelfth lunar month, two years old."

Wu Yongsheng: "..."

Jin Chengwu smiled and said, "He is really an ordinary person. His temperament should not be like this."

Wu Yongsheng said, "But who has survived the disaster is not through thousands of years of hard work. How can he get the right result at the age of 22?"

Jin Cheng Wu Dao: "Lao Wu, don't you understand yet? Our understanding of 'Brother Xiaolong' is a misunderstanding. He must have had some special experience.

Wu Yongsheng asked me, "Xiaolong, have you encountered anything strange these days?"

I said, "Yes, and a lot!"

Wu Yongsheng said with concern, "What's the matter?"

I said with a bitter face, "There is an old locust tree spirit in my store, a monster that can point stones into gold, and a female ghost without feet!"

Lao Wu: "..."

Jin Chengwu smiled and said, "Other than that, there must be something else, especially what happened in the past two days."

A day or two... As soon as I thought about it for a while, I suddenly sat up and said, "I was struck by lightning yesterday!" All the bad luck started with that thunder! And this special experience is really not easy to forget.

Lao Wu, Jin Chengwu and Xiaoqian looked at each other in constered. After a moment, Lao Wu patted his thigh and said, "It's right to be struck by lightning!" The robbery is going to be cut.

Jincheng Wudao: "Say it quickly."

I told you all about what happened in the car yesterday.

Jin Chengwu wondered, "Is it crooked? Are there other superiors in the car?"

Old Wu said, "Even if this is true, there should be no sign of golden body after the robbery on Xiaolong."

Jincheng Budo: "I can't figure it out, too."

Xiaoqian asked me carefully, "Brother Xiaolong, do you have any special feelings after being split? For example, running faster than usual, jumping higher than usual, etc.

I waved my hand vigorously: "No!" If I had run fast, I would have run earlier.

Jin Chengwu said, "There's nothing we can do. It seems that this is indeed a misunderstanding."

Lao Wu pulled me up from the ground and said apologetically, "I'm really sorry. I thought you were like us and scared you a lot. I solemnly apologize." He said to Jin Chengwu and Xiaoqian, "Then let's go?"

Jin Chengwu smiled and said, "Lao Wu, why do you have to be so dead? Can you find a better place to practice than this? Now that Xiaolong already knows our identity, what's the use of leaving? Besides, we are not bad people."

I said in my heart that I have seen a lot of bad people, and the key problem is that you are not human at all...

Lao Wu also hesitated. Finally, he took my hand and said, "Xiaolong, what Brother Jin said is also reasonable. Can you do this? You can treat us as ordinary travelers, and you can pay as much as you want. Do you think it's okay?"

"Do you have the kind of spell that can make people forget the past? I don't mind if you give me one."

Lao Wu smiled and said, "No, this kind of dementor can only be learned by the practitioners of the evil way. Moreover, we follow the right path. If we hurt ordinary human beings, it will damage their cultivation and be greatly unfavorable."

My eyes lit up and said, "So you won't hurt me?"

Jincheng Wudao: "How can we hurt you? If we know that you are an ordinary person, we won't bother you at all."

I peeked at Xiaoqian. Those two are old-fashioned goblins. What they say should be reliable. This sister is a ghost. She can play Sadako when she jumps into the well. She won't have a masculine love except for watching TV, okay?

Lao Wu smiled and said, "Xiao Qian, don't worry. Although she is a ghost, she is also in the right way. If she is evil in the outer door, I will get rid of her last night."

Xiaoqian said gratefully, "Thank you, senior."

Lao Wu and Jin Cheng Wu Dao: "Brother Jin, shall we stay?"

Jin Chengwu waved his hand and simply said, "Don't be a brother. Since we are in human territory, let's follow their rules. Lao Wu, you look the biggest. In the future, I will call your brother, and Xiaoqian will also call you brother--" Jin Chengwu touched his face and said proudly, "What's more It's not that old at all.

Xiaoqian timidly shouted, "Brother Jin."

Jin Chengwu answered, "Good sister."

I said crazily, "You live here. Do I agree?" In their eyes, the shopkeeper of the store is full of decorations, and the Hong Kong and Taiwan accents have come up.

The three of them looked at me together: "Don't you agree?"

"Uh... I'm 100 on this day. It's good for you. It's 15% off..."

Before I finished speaking, the three of them said in unison, "You said 80 a day!"

"Is it interesting that you are so calculating?"

......

Now I understand why they were confused as soon as I brought money from them. They thought that I was a power that had survived the disaster, playing in the world with an unknown purpose, and money is naturally a cloud for people like them and me.

Gao Xiaowei ran down from upstairs and shouted, "Dragon, Yang, I'm hungry. When will we have dinner?"

Jin Chengwu also said, "I'm hungry after a day's walk."

I pointed to the mountain of instant noodles in the small restaurant and said, "I only have instant noodles."

Gao Xiaowei said, "Go and make one for me."

I said angrily, "Don't you have long feet yourself?" I didn't run, firstly because I couldn't run fast, and secondly, because she is now surrounded by a group of monsters, and I'm not angry!

Xiaoqian said softly, "I'll go." With that, he floated to the pile.

I suddenly felt speechless. This girl really has no feet...

"Sister, I'll do it myself." Gao Xiaowei stared at me and ran up to help Xiaoqian.

Jin Chengwu slowly followed: "Do you have any braised beef?"

I looked at Lao Wu who stayed in place. He raised the cup in his hand to me and smiled, "I can drink water."

In the end, Xiaoqian made my noodles for me. I wanted to hide far away, but Gao Xiaowei pulled Xiaoqian and waited for the noodles to be good and said, "Come on, sister, you said you finally ran to the mountain, and then?"

I said angrily, "Then didn't you come to me?" Don't ask, eat yours." I have to sit on a table with them.

Gao Xiaowei ignored me and asked, "What kind of mountain is that?"

Xiaoqian pointed out of the door: "That's it."

Far from the railway station is our highest Harizi Mountain. I think Xiaoqian should have been hiding in the mountains all these years, so she can't even use the room card. When making instant noodles, the water dispenser is Gao Xiaowei's.

Jin Chengwu sat next to me and asked with a smile, "Is this your sister? It's pretty."

Gao Xiaowei glanced at him, but it was obvious that Jin Chengwu's handsome man was still too old in her eyes. Gao Xiaowei said perfunctorily, "Handsome man, you look like Andy Lau."

Jin Chengwu waved his hand and said, "No, Andy Lau has become more and more like Ma Sanli. They say I'm more like Wu Zun."

Gao Xiaowei said unexpectedly, "Do you also like Fahrenkai?"

I summoned up the courage to secretly poke Jin Chengwu's waist and threatened, "Get away from my sister!"

Jin Chengwu said to Gao Xiaowei happily, "Your brother loves you very much."

Gao Xiaowei curled her lips and said, "It's not a kiss. His mother is his mother and my mother is my mother. Although his father is also my father, I actually have a father."

Jin Chengwu counted his fingers for a long time, and finally patted me on the shoulder: "I thought my family background was complicated enough. You are better than me!"

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