Chapter 10 Zombies

After the noodles were soaked, Xiaoqian smelled it again, and Jin Chengwu wolfed it. Gao Xiaowei ate two bites and threw the bowl: "Dragon, sheep, sheep, you have nothing else? Look, my sister Xiaoqian can't eat a bite.

Xiaoqian said, "It's delicious."

Gao Xiaowei pouted and threw away the bowl and ran to play with the computer.

Lao Wu said, "Why don't I grow some vegetables for you tomorrow?"

After eating noodles, Jin Chengwu took out a laptop from the bag he brought, opened it, took a look at the network connection and said in surprise, "Yo, it's still wireless Internet."

I: "..."

Then he said to Gao Xiaowei, "Beauty, what's your QQ number? I'll add you to steal vegetables."

I wondered, "Where do you still have QQ?"

Jin Chengwu smiled and said, "Look at me, I still have N."

Gao Xiaowei and Jin Chengwu's number read his signature: "Hang Yi Shenma is the most annoying."

Lao Wu explained to me in a low voice: "Hou Yi is the one who shoots the sun, and the three-legged Jinwu is the messenger of the sun, so Jin Chengwu doesn't like him."

I: "..."

After dark, Gao Xiaowei left the computer and stretched out and said, "Sister Xiaoqian, let's go out for a drink. It's my treat."

Xiaoqian was surprised and said, "How can girls drink?"

Gao Xiaowei was more surprised than her: "Why can't girls drink?" She took out a cigarette from her bag and lit it. "We can do what men can do!"

Xiaoqian coughed violently. Her second-hand smoke is more harmful than others...

Gao Xiaowei extinguished the cigarette and said impatiently, "Then you can't go to bed so early, right?"

I said with a smile, "Why don't I ask your mother for you?"

Gao Xiaowei suddenly spat and said with a straight face, "Then I'll sleep with Xiaoqian at night."

I was shocked and said, "No!"

"Why?"

"Anyway, it doesn't work!" These two people live together. This one smokes first and chocks that half to death, and then the other one scares this to death - has the little sister ever seen a person who has no feet running around?

Gao Xiaowei suddenly said, "You don't want to sleep with my sister Xiaoqian, do you?"

Xiaoqian blushed and said, "Xiao Wei, what are you talking about?"

Gao Xiaowei said confidently, "What are you afraid of even if you sleep together? Are you lonely men and women hiding in the house**?

This time it's Lao Wu's turn to ask me, "**What do you mean?"

I: "Well, I can't explain it to you woody plants."

Jin Chengwu laughed and said, "The post-90s generation is really fierce now."

Gao Xiaowei said, "What are you laughing at? Aren't you post-80s generation the same?"

Jin Chengwu said in astonishment, "I'm not a post-80s generation."

"Are you a post-70s?"

Jin Chengwu scratched his head and said, "I'm after BC..."

Gao Xiaowei finally took a room card and ran back to the house to watch TV.

The night gradually deepened. Lao Wu was the first to walk out of the room and sat on the steps outside, followed by Jin Chengwu. The two sat side by side and looked up at the moon in the sky. Xiaoqian cleaned up the table and went out. She sat down a short distance away from the two and looked up to the sky.

I pinched a cigarette and sat on the steps below them. Looking at them, there was only a foggy moon in the sky.

Lao Wu spoke first: "This place is really full of aura."

Jincheng Wudao: "But it's not as good as those years. It's better than this anywhere else."

Xiaoqian also said, "The Republic of China is not as good as the Qing Dynasty."

Old Wu sighed, "It's getting harder and harder to practice."

I couldn't help but be curious, "What are you talking about?"

Old Wu said, "Do you know that we come here for nothing? That's because you can absorb the essence of the sun and the moon more than anywhere else.

I sniffed hard: "Why don't I feel it?"

Jincheng Martial Arts: "Because you are not a monk."

I said, "Then why didn't you come before?"

Lao Wu said, "The change of this place is also a matter of one or two days. I think it has something to do with your being struck by lightning. That thunder is not an ordinary thunder. It splits a gap between heaven and earth, and the aura leaks from this place, just near your hotel."

I was surprised and said, "Pone open the ozone layer?"

Jincheng Wudao: "The lack of aura on earth is also related to the frequent human activities, so it may not be wrong for you to say so. In short, we should thank you."

The three people sat on the steps, and no one stopped talking. They breathed the air greedily and slowly spit it out. After a while, they would exhale a turbid breath intoxicatedly, like three addicts who were smoking noodles.

I sat for a while and felt bored. I was about to go back when I suddenly found that a figure seemed to be coming this way in the distance. My eyes lit up and said, "I'm here to stay!" It's so late, and there is no other place to go near here. This person is probably here to stay.

"Huh?" Lao Wu opened his eyes and seemed to be a little uneasy.

I have stood up and strode towards the man. Through the moonlight, I could vaguely see that the person's gait was a little strange. He walked very slowly, and he stumbled left and right, his legs circled strangely, his chest contracted, and his head drooped in front of his chest.

I said excitedly, "I'm still a drunk." In this wilderness, if he drinks too much, he has no other choice but not to spend the night outside.

Jin Chengwu suddenly said, "Wait, there's something wrong with this man!"

I waved my hand and said, "What's wrong? Don't mess up the business for me." I strode over, stretched out my hands about ten meters away from him, and said enthusiastically, "Brother, come to the hotel? Please inside, I have food, drink and shower here, and I get 15% off 100 yuan a day..." But the other party didn't respond, and still twisted away step by step, with his head on his shoulders, and his hands drooping in front of his lower abdomen. Now I can already see what he is wearing. He is wearing a tattered coat, and there are several pieces of rags on his lower body, vaguely like an old-fashioned robe. I was stunned for a moment, holding the idea that the customer is God, and reluctantly smiled and said, "Yo, is this a fall or a car accident? Do you need me to call the police for you..."

I didn't finish a word, and Lao Wu shouted, "Xiao Long is back. He is not a human!"

But it was too late. The thing opposite seemed to smell the smell from me. Suddenly, I raised my hand and rushed to me. As soon as I looked up, I saw his green face and two snow-white front teeth!

"Damn it!" I was almost scared to death, but it has to be said that I am a dragon, sheep and sheep. Although I don't ask about the disputes in the world, I have experienced all kinds of encirclement of my father's. Since I was a child, I have developed a strong ability in the face of danger. At the critical moment, I pointed my feet and twisted There was a beautiful back turn over, but unfortunately it was only half successful - the foot turned up, and the back of the head rushed to the ground and smashed it down. Fortunately, Jin Chengwu, who came to pick me up, picked me up. Lao Wu and Xiao Qian stood in front of us left and right.

The thing didn't hit and grinned at us. I saw it clearly this time. He wore a small dome hat worn by the landlord's old fortune. His face was blue and white, and the eyelids were deeply timid, revealing two black and white eyeballs. The most horrible thing was that he was naked. The skin and flesh of the exposed place were corroded one by one, and the maggots kept falling from the body with the pace.

"Ah, ah!" I twisted myself and hid behind Jin Chengwu, shouting randomly, "What is this?"

Old Wu held his breath and said, "It's a zombie!"

The zombie probably felt the extraordinary pressure in front of him and hesitated to stop.

Jin Chengwu said to the zombie, "Brother, our well water does not violate the river. Please go back the same way."

He didn't say anything, and as soon as he opened his mouth, the zombie rushed forward.

Old Wu said, "Be careful not to be bitten by him, or your cultivation will be greatly damaged." He added, "Lao Jin doesn't have to reason with him. Zombies can't understand people's words."

Xiaoqian also said, "I've seen this kind of zombie in the mountains. They are different from me. Their souls have disappeared, leaving only one body shell. If you smell any anger, you will jump on them and bite them."

The zombie pounced on it twice and stayed in place. His terrible head turned slightly, as if to identify the direction of attack.

I was frightened and said, "What should I do next?"

Xiaoqian said, "The life expectancy of this kind of thing is also very short. As long as there is no flesh and blood to support, it will die for two days!"

I said, "You mean let's leave it alone and hide back and wait for it to starve to death?"

Xiaoqian said, "What's wrong with that?"

I broke down and said, "What will you tell her when Xiaowei sees you tomorrow?"

Xiaoqian stopped talking.

Jin Chengwu took off the glove in his right hand, pointed his palm at the zombie and said, "Brother, I don't want to hurt you, but you can't go any further, otherwise you will bear the consequences!"

In the dark night, Jin Chengwu's right hand exuded endless heat and light. The zombie instinctively stepped back a few steps. Jin Chengwu was overjoyed: "Yes, yes, go back." He stretched out his hand forward, and the zombie retreated backwards. At this time, as soon as the window on the second floor opened, Gao Xiaowei poked her head out and asked loudly, "Dragon, sheep, what are you playing?"

What are you afraid of? What do you think I can tell her? In a hurry, I said loudly, "Oh, it's okay. This guy is lost." With that, he hugged Jin Chengwu's right arm and pointed to the north, pretending to say, "You ask the railway station, go that way!"

The zombie's head also looked at the place as I pointed...

"Oh." Gao Xiaowei withdrew her head and said, "Your hand-shaped fluorescent stick is quite bright."

I took a breath...

Just then, the zombie suddenly rushed up. Jin Chengwu shook me away and pressed the zombie's chest with his red right hand. He only heard a scream. The zombie was dressed in a dazzling flame and turned into ashes in a moment...

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A brain teaser: What are zombies most afraid of? D