Chapter 12 Golden Left Hand
After this battle, it was messy outside. We had to go out to clean the battlefield. Fortunately, there was Jin Chengwu. With his right hand, a dead zombie would be burned clean. Lao Wu followed him. Every time Jin Chengwu turned into a zombie, he said, "The deceased is born, infinite heaven."
I complained, "Didn't you say that zombies don't run to crowded places? Why are there more and more?"
Jin Chengwu Dao: "I don't know either. It's really strange."
Lao Wu said, "Do you think someone will be against us?"
Jin Cheng Wu Dao: "Those who can guide zombies to attack others must be masters of evil practice. Have you offended this kind of person?"
Lao Wu shook his head: "I have always been kind to people, not to mention that the Tao Te Ching said, 'The husband does not fight, so the world can't fight with it'. Even if there is a contradiction, I will take a step back." I believe this. Lao Wu will always smile, and I haven't seen him blush with anyone.
Jin Chengwu asked Xiaoqian, "What about you?"
Xiaoqian said, "I have a low mana. How can I have such a powerful enemy?"
Jin Chengwu nodded: "That's right."
Then three people looked at me together...
I broke down and said, "How can I offend zombies?" When a group of people held a knife and shouted 'cut him to death', that was my enemy!"
Jin Chengwu comforted himself, "It's okay. With Lao Wu, we can't just play Plants vs. Zombies a few more times. Next time, let's plant some watermelons on the roof. Coupled with Xiaoqian's Yufengshu, the zombies on the other side of the mountain can fight!"
I added, "If you freeze in the refrigerator for a while, you will be a ice melon pitcher. Not to mention zombies, even if the demolition office comes, we will have the strength to be a nail household." I think Tencent doesn't have a copycat plant war demolition office. Maybe it can be a big fire...
After cleaning the battlefield, I picked a clean cucumber in the vegetable field and ate it. I said, "I'm going to bed. You can practice - don't be too addicted."
Jin Chengwu blushed and said, "I have to hurry up. I found that I used to play too much, otherwise at least my left hand would not have needed gloves long ago."
I said, "What's wrong with being able to point stones into gold? Didn't Lv Dongbin's fingers almost let the child go?" By the way, this is the composition question of a mock exam when I was in high school. It is said that Lv Dongbin saw that a poor child lived a very hard life, so he ordered two pieces of gold to give it to him. Seeing that the child was still depressed, he asked him what he wanted. As a result, the child pointed to Lv Dongbin' The teacher asked us to write a composition based on this story to praise children's self-reliance and not rely on others. I think this is not a work, isn't it? This is obviously a shameless child who is kicking his nose and shameless! If I were Lu Dongbin, I would beat him up!
Lao Wu said, "What Lao Jin said is that he can send and receive freely. It's not convenient for him to turn into gold without wearing gloves and touching anything now."
Jin Chengwu sighed, "Yes, the left hand is better, and the right hand is more exaggerated. Even if I want to shake hands with someone, even if it is murder. Several times, it is because our donkey friend went out to play. I met a beautiful single female donkey friend and did nothing. How can a girl like a boyfriend who can'
I thought evilly: Fortunately, nothing has been achieved, and the key is not the right hand. If Jin Chengwu really wants to make out with the girl, isn't the girl's part become golden at the critical moment? I thought more evilly: In fact, it's not the key that Jin Chengwu can't make out with girls. The most pitiful thing is that he can't be himself... You know.
Jin Chengwu saw me in a daze and asked, "Xiaolong, what do you think?"
I hurriedly pretended to be serious and said, "I just want to ask you a question."
"What?"
"What will happen if you applaud?" I found that I have recently become fond of thinking about classical philosophy. Lv Dongbin just pointed his finger, and contradictory allusions came to my mind again - whether the left hand turned the right hand into gold or the right hand turned the left hand...
Jin Chengwu was stunned and said suddenly, "What do I think? Of course, I am immune to myself!"
Lao Wu and Xiaoqian laughed loudly.
I quickly ran upstairs to sleep. In this way, Jin Chengwu is not pitiful. At least he can... you know.
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The next morning, someone chiseled at the door of my room and shouted angrily, "Dragon, sheep, sheep, do you want to starve me to death?"
It's Gao Xiaowei. She basically didn't eat well all day yesterday, which made her wake up hungry.
I yawned and said, "You go downstairs for a while. I'll take you out for breakfast after washing your face."
When I finished washing up, I went downstairs and saw that except for Gao Xiaowei, the three of them were actually there. Gao Xiaowei had been dressed neatly. She carried her bulging backpack and now was now washless and said, "I don't have any snacks at all. You have to accompany me to the supermarket after breakfast."
I asked the three, "Do any of you have anything to buy?"
Lao Wu shook his head and then said, "Buy some of your favorite fruits. I'll help you grow them."
Jincheng Wudao: "I'll go with you. I don't want to eat instant noodles anymore."
I asked Xiaoqian, "What about you?"
Xiaoqian said timidly, "Where is the supermarket?"
Before she could finish her, Gao Xiaowei said carelessly, "Of course, Sister Xiaoqian will go with us."
Jin Chengwu patted Lao Wu and said, "It's boring for you to stay alone. Let's do it together."
Lao Wu hesitated and said, "If I go, I really don't have anything to buy. I don't need to eat and drink..." Finally, he finally made up his mind and said, "I'd better go with you. I haven't been to the city much these years."
Gao Xiaowei said, "How do so many people go?"
I said, "I'm sure I can't get a taxi. I'll take the bus."
Gao Xiaowei curled her lips and went out first.
Go out and walk 500 meters north, that is the main station of the No. 24 bus, that is, the line I was struck by lightning. Until now, I still feel a trace of flesh when I see the "24" on the head of the car...
Because it was the departure station, we all sat down. I turned around and said to Lao Wu, "I paid for all your tickets. Go back and keep the accounts."
Lao Wu smiled and said, "I'll pay you back when my vegetables are sold."
Xiaoqian looked out of the window in a idze. It was her first time to take a bus.
Gao Xiaowei coerg everyone to say, "Don't live in his store. I've never seen such a thief!"
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It was past 10 a.m. when the bus entered the city center, and the general breakfast stalls were removed. After we got out of the car, we only found a family selling meat pie powder soup. Gao Xiaowei's meat pie was like seeing her mother and shouted excitedly, "Give me two!"
In addition to Lao Wu, we ate two meat cakes, poured two bowls of powder soup, and walked out. Gao Xiaowei touched her stomach and said contentedly, "Why didn't I find that the meat pie was so delicious before?"
"Let's go and go shopping." There is a Carrefour supermarket opposite.
Jin Chengwu suddenly said, "Wait, where is the gold store nearby?"
I asked him, "What are you doing?"
"I'll get some money."
Old Wu pointed: "Isn't it a gold shop under the supermarket?" It turns out that there is a company selling jewelry under Carrefour, which is a well-known Jinyang in our local area, and it is also a chain.
I whispered, "You don't want to rob, do you?"
Jin Chengwu smiled and said, "Do I still need to rob? I want them to give me the money obediently. With that, he lowered his head and touched it around.
I asked, "What are you looking for?"
"Find a suitable one... I have it!" Jin Chengwu said and picked up a brick on the road. I was shocked and said, "You're not really going to rush in and rob with this, are you?"
Gao Xiaowei pulled Xiaoqian past the road, turned around and said impatiently, "What are you doing? Hurry up!"
I wiped my sweat and said, "You wait for us on the second floor with Xiaoqian first." I held Jincheng Wudao and said, "You have to calm down. It's not been a few years now. There are cameras everywhere. Can't you fool around after you grabbing it?"
Jin Chengwu ignored me, weighed the brick in his hand, and said thoughtfully, "This is really a little exaggerated." After saying that, he hit more than half a piece on the ground, and then he said with satisfaction, "It's almost done. Let's go."
What else do I want to say? Lao Wu pulled me with a smile and didn't say anything. He just followed Jin Chengwu into the gold store.
In addition to a few female employees in the gold store, there is also a male foreman wearing small glasses. Seeing that our three big men came in, they didn't look like some rich people, so they just said lazily, "Everyonely, take a look?"
Jin Chengwu smiled and said, "I sell something." With that, I put the half of the brick on the counter, and I hurriedly pulled the collar and bowed my head - the camera was facing me.
The foreman slowly held his glasses and said, "You sell..." Then his eyes suddenly protruded and stared at the brick hair.
...I don't know when that brick has become a golden piece - a gold brick!
Lao Wu smiled and whispered to me, "Have you forgotten Lao Jin's golden left hand?"
I suddenly realized that I forgot this stubble in a hurry just now! I quickly put down my collar and said angrily, "We're in a hurry. You weigh it."
After all, the foreman still has eyesight. He hurriedly put on white gloves, carefully picked up the bricks, and said in surprise, "Golden bricks..."
I hit a ha ha: "This is like a fake gold brick!"
The foreman held the brick hair and was stunned for a while, then came and went like the wind, took out a spray gun, pressed the dark blue flame, turned the brick over and roasted it tirelessly, and his eyes became brighter and brighter: "A thousand feet of gold!"
Jin Cheng Wu Dao: "Can I still lie to you?"
The foreman said carefully, "But it's not produced by our store, is it?"
I said, "Nonsense, your store is not a brick kiln."
The foreman locked his neck and said to Jin Chengwu, "It's not good, but... Why is it only half a piece? What about that half a piece?" This brick was knocked off by Jin Chengwu casually. It looked like it was full of canine teeth. At a glance, it turned out to be a whole.
Jin Chengwu said casually, "That half, throw it away."
The foreman's eyes widened, and I really wanted to tell him that the half was outside the door...
Jin Chengwu knocked on the table and said, "If there is no problem, just pay the bill. I'm waiting to spend the money."
The foreman said humbly, "Okay, that's too good." While muttering to himself, "How can such a good thing be so rough?"
As soon as it is weighed, it is 421.2 grams, nearly one catty!
The foreman said, "The price of thousands of gold in our store is 275 grams, and your gold brick is 421.2 grams, so it is..." The foreman pressed the calculator and finally reported the result, "11,830 yuan!"
The eyes of those female clerks who look at Jin Chengwu are full of hearts...
Jin Chengwu stretched out his hand: "Give me the money."
The foreman began to use the cash machine to place the money over and over again, and I habitually wanted to insert a business card into the pile of money...
When the foreman handed over more than a dozen rugs of money, Jin Chengwu casually threw it into the bag and waved his hand, "Let's go."
The female shop assistants sent each other with red hearts.
When I walked to the door of the store, I saw the foreman carefully shaking the gold powder stuck to the gloves on a piece of paper - it was estimated to cost more than a hundred yuan.
Out of the door, Jin Chengwu patted his bag and said, "It's all mine today!"
I clenched my fist and said excitedly, "It's so enjoyable. It's too game dusty. I'm so fucking willing to hang out with you goblins!" Although I'm not poor, I'm never rich enough to pick up a brick and get a bag of money! I have a small share of Baohua Group. The annual dividend is about the same as that of a white-collar worker in a city. This is still Aunt Meng's extranefactor. When my father didn't go in, I didn't have a penny.
Jin Chengwu said frankly, "Let's go shopping!" He asked me, "What do you want?"
I hesitated and said, "I want your left hand."
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Don't forget it. This time it's really calculated with a calculator. That's right!
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Thank you for your tickets and rewards. Xiaohua is clumsy and can't say anything numb. She only says more or less. At present, the writing is very smooth. Originally, after the completion of the monster, I felt that I had reached a bottleneck period of green and yellow. It was you who warmed me up, but the side effect is that In those days, I was steady...
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There is another chapter in the evening, eat! D