Chapter 11 Plants vs. Zombies

Looking at the fading firelight on the zombie, I got goose bumps. Jin Chengwu put on gloves and said, "Strange, how can there be such a thing around here?"

I said, "Is it because of the aura you said that led it here?"

Lao Wu said, "No, it's reasonable that zombies don't need to practice. They don't ** the aura."

Xiaoqian said, "Only the anger of animals and people can make them attack, but they usually dare not go where they are too popular."

Jin Chengwu smiled and said, "It doesn't matter. In a word, one kill one, two kill a pair. Destroying this kind of thing will not damage the practice."

The three of them chatted for a while and changed to another topic. Killing a zombie is common to them. It is as ordinary as the boss on the road meets a little thief, but my heart has been pounding and I'm afraid of it.

Lao Wu came to the three apple trees he planted during the day, reached out to pick a green fruit and threw it to me: "See if you can eat it?"

I took a bite and said, "It will be better if it's cooked again."

Xiaoqian also took one and smelled it, grinned and said, "It's really sour."

Jin Chengwu stretched out and said, "I'm going to bed. Can you practice again?"

Old Wu said, "I'll sleep again later. I'm expected to improve a little more this year."

Xiaoqian said shyly, "I'm the lowest, but I'm not as idle as you."

Jin Chengwu laughed and said, "You should arrange your time reasonably and don't be overly addicted." With that, he went into the house.

I grabbed Lao Wu and asked, "Are you about to upgrade?"

Lao Wu smiled and said, "What level is it? How can it be so easy?"

I said, "What should you do at the next level? Have you passed the foundation, washing the scriptures and cutting the marrow?"

Lao Wu looked at me strangely: "What are you talking about? How can there be such messy names?"

"Then you have to have a standard to judge who is better than who, right? He is a golden body. He is immortal or something.

"No." Lao Wu said angrily.

I was surprised and said, "No?"

Lao Wu added: "However, the level of cultivation can be seen from the other party's breath and behavior. Generally, people with low cultivation can't see the original shape and family background of high cultivation. Like me, I can't see the original shape of Jin Chengwu, which also has something to do with his mixed race, but in fact, he is Yes, it's not bad, but it's even more difficult for him to go further to this level, so he is not in a hurry.

I suddenly understand that no wonder I'm so familiar with what Jin Chengwu said. In the past, when I went to school, several buddies in the dormitory played "Journey to the West". We had just bought it. The third person's goods had been "three turns", and it was impossible to upgrade in ten days and half a month. He

I asked Lao Wu again, "So how far are you from the 'deatrophe'?"

Lao Wu smiled bitterly and said, "Do you want to be a disaster? These two words are just a legend for our practitioners. Even if they are masters who can practice to the early stage of the disaster, their chance, understanding and strength are one in a million. If they can survive the disaster, they are one in a million - let me tell you this, I have lived for more than 2,000 years, and during this period, I have been successful. No more than one slap.

I was excited and said, "Then I'm not awesome?"

Old Wu said, "You don't count!"

"Why don't you count?"

"It's because we haven't seen the success of the disaster with our own eyes that we have such a misunderstanding. In addition to having a specious golden body after the disaster, what do you look like a person of disaster?"

I laughed and said, "There are so few people who have succeeded in the disaster. Where are the monsters like you and Jin Chengwu?"

Lao Wu sighed and said, "Human resources are sometimes poor. This sentence is the same for our practitioners. To a certain extent, we can't be separated from the reincarnation of life, old age, illness and death. The vast majority of practitioners will die before the early stage of the disaster. It's nothing more than living for hundreds of years and thousands Often, I may be able to live longer, but I'm afraid it won't help.

"Then you shouldn't call Wu Yongsheng - why don't you call Wu Guohuai?"

"Before liberation, my name was Wu Guohuai, and after 49 years, I was called Wu Jianguo for two years."

"...Then why is your surname Wu?"

"In the Warring States Period, my surname was Li, in the Tang Dynasty, my surname was Zhang, and in the Qing Dynasty, my surname was Ma. Is there any problem?"

"Well, it's gone." I turned to Xiaoqian again: "Where are you, Xiaoqian? When will you spend the disaster?"

Xiaoqian stuck out her tongue and said, "I'm even more shadowless."

Lao Wu said, "But Xiaoqian, this girl, should be very talent. She has been cultivated into a body in just over 200 years. I was still a tree when I was 200 years old."

Xiaoqian was embarrassed and said, "No, I've been hiding in the mountains all these years. Recently, I feel that it is difficult to break through the realm. I didn't expect to meet a good person like Brother Xiaolong as soon as I came out of the mountain."

I waved my hand repeatedly: "I'm not a good person."

Lao Wu said, "It's good for practice to go out often. I also stayed in Zhongnan Mountain for hundreds of years, and it's obvious that I can't keep up with it when I come out again."

I said depressedly, "Let's talk. I'm going to bed." Well, it's always hundreds of years, like we've been out of town for a few weeks, and we can't talk to these people.

I walked to the door of the house, turned around and asked Lao Wu, "So you have seen the First Emperor of Qin?"

"Of course I've seen it."

"What does it look like?"

Old Wu smiled and said, "It's nothing mysterious. It's just a fat man."

......

The next morning, Lao Wu and I borrowed 100 yuan to go to the nearby farmers' market to buy seeds. He insisted on planting vegetables in front of my door.

Xiaoqian got up early to clean up the store as usual. She floated around, pouted, and cleaned me up brilliantly. Finally, she floated to me and said, "Brother Xiaolong, raise your feet."

As soon as I raised my foot, Xiaoqian blew it clean under my desk. Just as I was about to leave, I picked up the keyboard and said to her, "Except me, blow this for me."

With a sound of "pip-", Xiaoqian blew out more than half a catty of soot and soil from it, and her eyes were blurred and left.

Jin Chengwu had a good sleep. He sat in a small restaurant with his notebook in his arms and surfed on the Internet. He clicked on a forum where he didn't know what a donkey friend was. While looking at the picture above, he chatted happily. Sometimes he laughed and sometimes angrily said, "These kids don't tell me

I didn't know until I asked that Jin Chengwu is still a hardcore donkey friend. He has been everywhere over the years. He just came back from Tibet before he came here.

I said, "Are you going to Shennongjia to find savages?"

Jin Chengwu Dao: "Why am I looking for a savage? Thousands of years ago, you were all savages.

I don't like to talk to him anymore...

Gao Xiaowei didn't get up until noon, but she was still listless. Because she was far away from her usual life, the pineapple head was not taken care of. It stuck to her head like wisps of soup, and the dark circles were not drawn, but you don't say, it's much better than yesterday.

Gao Xiaowei came to me with her slippers and said with no energy: "Dragon, sheep, what do you have for lunch?"

Before I could speak, Gao Xiaowei was furious: "Go to hell!" Then I took over my computer, took out a lot of chocolate and potato chips from her bag and stuffed them into her mouth. I asked her tentatively, "Do you eat apples? I'll pick one for you." With that, she pointed out of the door. Gao Xiaowei stared at me and didn't find anything abnormal.

I took a deep breath, and I knew that a sister like her would not pay attention to the number of trees and so on - the tree was not there when she came.

In the afternoon, Lao Wu came back. He didn't have time to rest. He directly poured two cups of water into his shoes and began to work. He planted all kinds of seeds in the field in front of my door, and then took a pot of water and was inspected. After a while, he squatted down and said a few words to that Plant green buds...

How can this make me not think of that allusion: in spring, I planted my wife underground, and in autumn, I can harvest a bunch of wives (I dare not let my wife see this sentence). If Wu Yongsheng really did this, how powerful would his ** be?

In the evening, Gao Xiaowei played a game. When she opened the page, a creepy smile came from her. Jin Chengwu looked around blankly: "What's going on?"

Gao Xiaowei said angrily, "Playing games!"

Jin Chengwu ran over and saw that Gao Xiaowei was putting all kinds of plants on the sunny lawn on the screen. After a while, a zombie came over the other end of the screen. Gao Xiaowei put a green pea that could spit bullets here. After a while, the zombie was knocked off his head. Jin Chengwu said with interest: " What kind of game is this?"

"I haven't played Plants vs. Zombies either?"

Jin Chengwu rubbed his hand and said, "It's interesting."

As more and more zombies came out, Gao Xiaowei had some difficulties. Jin Chengwu kept coming up with ideas behind her: "Put a potato time bomb, a variety of sunflowers, here, here, here a melon."

Gao Xiaowei glanced at him, got up and said angrily, "Then you can play!"

"All right." Jin Chengwu sat down, regardless of Gao Xiaowei's angry eyes, and happily put a melon according to his wishes...

Gao Xiaowei silently made a instant noodle. After a few bites, she went upstairs and shouted at the entrance of the corridor, "Dragon Sheep, if you dare to eat instant noodles for me tomorrow, I'll kick you to death!" After saying that, he went back to the house.

I said leisurely, "I can't bear this little bitterness and pretend to be black. Where is the society!"

Jin Chengwu said while playing, "Don't talk about her, I'm tired of eating this thing."

Looking at Xiaoqian, he also picked up a few noodles and "smell" them with difficulty.

Lao Wu said, "Don't worry, the food will be eaten tomorrow."

"What have you planted?" I went to the door and looked out and saw that the ground outside was already lush, and there were all kinds of small shelves made of wood.

Lao Wu said, "The seeds are incomplete, so I planted taro, corn, bean cucumbers and so on."

"Oh."

In the middle of the night, Lao Wu and Xiaoqian walked out of the door and sat on the steps again. Jin Chengwu was still dancing and playing his Plants vs. Zombies, which was still a very playful goblin.

As soon as the two of them vomited for a while, I saw several figures on the horizon in the distance. They hesitated and looked ghosts. I wondered, "In the middle of the night, why are there so many people - did they steal vegetables?"

I said that I didn't move this time. With yesterday's lesson, I'm very careful now.

Old Wu frowned and said, "There's still something wrong!" He stood up and looked into the distance, and suddenly changed his color and said, "It's broken, it's still a zombie!"

At this time, I can also see clearly. Those "people" wear rags, sway one by one, move slowly, and bury their heads in front of their chests, just like the zombie yesterday. If you get closer, you can see the blue-faced fangs. There is no doubt that it is a zombie.

I ran back to the house, lay on the glass and said anxiously, "What should I do?" At a glance, there are about forty or fifty of these zombies. They are wiped and straight to our side, and the distances are not different. It looks so big. Yesterday, one of them made us very passive, but today it is dozens of times!

Old Wu and Xiaoqian also hid back and said intently, "This is not easy to deal with."

Jin Chengwu ran over with an arrow: "What's wrong?"

I pointed out with a sad face: "The corpses are playing across the border!"

Jin Chengwu said excitedly, "Are zombies coming? Grow vegetables!"

I said angrily, "This is not a game!"

"Then let's make it a game!" Jin Chengwu grabbed Wu Yongsheng and said, "Lao Wu, the vegetables you planted can be useful!"

I sighed, "Do you think Lao Wu's vegetables are all pea shooters with thick eyebrows and big eyes?"

Jincheng Wudao: "Lao Wu, can you understand your orders from the vegetables you grow?"

Old Wu said, "What do you mean?"

"For example, let them move as you want."

Old Wu said, "I haven't tried it before, but I can try it." As he took off his shoes and stepped on the ground, I saw a few thin vines drilled out of the soles of his feet, drilled straight into the ground and then went out. Lao Wu said, "I've been contacted. What do you think you want to move? These plants nearby are all up to me.

Jin Chengwu looked out of the pergola and said, "Now they are still far away from us. Do you have long-range offensive weapons?"

"Remote?" Lao Wu said, "It's okay to let them move nearby, but it's too far away."

Jin Chengwu held his chin and said, "Well, long-range attacks are very demanding of bullets. Cucumber and beans are definitely not good."

I suddenly had an idea and said, "Can you make the apples on the tree fall by themselves?"

"This is easy."

"Then you let them fall down first."

"Then what?"

"Then... let's pick it up and smash the dog!"

Jin Chengwu collapsed: "That's it?"

Xiaoqian suddenly said, "I have a way - apples fall from the tree, and I can send them out with the royal wind, but I can't land, and I can't fall to the ground."

I said happily, "So handsome?"

Xiaoqian walked out of the door and said, "Try it first." She came to an apple tree, then glanced into the distance with both hands and shouted, "Pay attention to the second one on the left in the first row, and hit it first!"

As soon as Lao Wu moved his feet, the apple on Xiaoqian's head fell straight down. Xiaoqian did not wait for it to fall to the ground, and her mouth was aimed at it. The apple bounced away like a meteor and directly hit the target. The zombies' bodies were rotten. The flying apple flattened her head with a bang and

We let out a burst of cheers!

Xiaoqian said again: "Target, the third right in the first row, launch!"

Another apple works with a mission...

I laughed gritly and said, "Let you be Newton, too!"

Xiaoqian said, "The first left of the first row of the target, launch - ah!" An apple hit her little brain directly. Xiaoqian looked back resentfully. Lao Wu hurriedly waved his hand apologetically: "Mone mistake!"

In this way, after more than a dozen apples were launched, the zombie team was missing a half. I'm so distressed - how many apples cost a catty!

At this time, the zombies were getting closer and closer, and I said categorically to Lao Wu, "Now launch corn."

Old Wu said, "But the corn is not ripe yet."

I said, "Think of a way."

Lao Wu couldn't, so he had to say, "Then I'll try to ripen it." His feet moved, and the corn cobs in the back row rattled. After a while, several of them became obviously bigger. I said to Xiaoqian outside the door, "Xiaoqian, send the corn out this time and let them explode on the ground."

Xiaoqian nodded.

I ordered loudly: "Goal, all middle-range zombies, launch!"

A corn drew a perfect arc, skimming through the sky like a missile and falling into the zombie pile. It exploded violently, the corn particles scattered, and many zombies suddenly fell into the street. I waved my hand: "Yeah!"

"I want to turn them into popcorn, which is still very powerful--" Jin Chengwu looked at me angrily and said, "You are full of command talent. Grab my command right."

I said proudly, "You have only played Plants vs. Zombies for a few days. Have you ever seen the corn cannon?"

Jin Chengwu shook his head...

The zombies at this time are very close to the small building, and the front row of feet have stepped on the vegetable field. I shouted, "Xiaoqian's task is completed, come back!"

Old Wu said, "What should I do now?"

I pointed to the zombies that were about to walk to the ground of the taro and said, "Let the taros bounce up and smash!"

Lao Wu nodded, a row of taro flew up, hit the zombies' chins, and suddenly fell to the ground. This time, Lao Wu didn't need me to teach him. He commanded the cucumbers in the back row to pull back and forth, and let the beans on the shelf burst, and the zombies suddenly lost their soldiers.

After playing for a while, more than a dozen zombies came straight to our door. Lao Wu said, "It's bad. I don't have anything in the row facing the door."

I looked at Jin Chengwu with a smile. Jin Chengwu was stunned for a moment and said consciously, "I see, I'm the chili bomb--" He took off the glove of his right hand and pressed his hand to the ground. A row of firelight spread over, and the whole column of zombies suddenly turned into ashes. However, the firelight in his hand also dimmed a lot. I said to him, "Go absorb some sunshine and prepare for the next explosion."

Outside the door, there was the last zombie. It lay on the glass door and stared at us. Xiaoqian said, "What should I do?"

Jin Cheng Wu Dao: "Let me burn it to death!"

I stopped him, picked up a basin of fairy balls from the window sill and threw them out. When the zombie saw something flying out, he subconsciously took it into his arms. The spikes of the fairy ball suddenly plunged into its heart. The guy fell to the ground without saying a word and did not move.

I looked around and couldn't help looking up at the sky and smiling: "What are zombies most afraid of? Of course, they are plants, hahahaha!"

A voice upstairs said angrily, "Dragon, sheep, sheep, you are crazy, a broken game is endless!"

I stabbed Jin Chengwu: "What about you?"

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Give you a brain teaser and guess it at once. It's really unkind. Can you pretend to guess very hard next time before saying the answer? Today, I will update this super chapter, and I will continue two chapters tomorrow. Many children's shoes control Liu Laoliu? D