Chapter 27 Liu Laoliu

I kept silent for a long time after that. I didn't know how to chat with a person whose mother's name was Su Chongwei, her father Su Wang's...

During this period, I also want to understand a lot of sad things - why she is kind to women and disdains men; why she doesn't know what shame is; why she doesn't mind the exposure of her clothes at all, and... why others call her little dragon sister-in-law, she doesn't object.

Thinking of this, I said depressedly, "Is it true that your brain automatically filters me into Su Long's when others call you Xiaolong's sister-in-law?"

Su Jing smiled with a rare smile: "Anyway, I don't suffer losses."

I was so entangled that I wanted to hit the tree with my head: I thought I took advantage of others, but in fact I was teased by others, but on the other hand, it seems that I didn't lose anything. No matter from which point of view, she is such a beautiful girl. She didn't want a house or a car Daughter country, isn't it in our three acres of land now? I'm happy again.

In this way, the contradiction between people is sometimes caused by the difference in world outlook and values. For example, two upstarts fight for the rich. If you put a big golden tooth and he wears 10 gold rings, it is easier for the two to pinch. If an upstart is with a university professor, the two talk about the weather indifferently. Although I despise the other party in my heart, after all, it is harmonious on the surface. For example, we usually think that "I'm your father" is a curse, but in case someone in any place thinks that being a son is an advantage, then he must be popular with us. Su Jing and I are almost the same...

I asked her, "Do you have the final say of women all over the continent?"

Su Jing said, "Only the daughter country is like this, and other countries in the federal continent are still ruled by backward and ignorant men."

I curled my lips and said, "I don't know who is behind. If you are so special, there is no other country to find fault with each other?"

"Yes, but we were all defeated." Su Jing said lightly.

I sighed, "It's a shame. Even a group of women can't beat it. No wonder your continent was almost annexed by others."

Su Jing said angrily, "Don't think about other people's problems with your prejudices. To be fair, those men are not bad at war, but we are stronger. We have the best light cavalry and archers in the world, and - the most wisest general!"

"Your general is also a woman?"

"That's for sure." Su Jing said, "Those men hate her and are afraid of her, but they can't refuse her. In the end, they have to bow down and give her the title of 'Mainland Soldier God'."

"Is she your idol?" I feel strange that a top-eyed figure like Su Jing is also respectful when talking about this female general.

Su Jing's eyes flashed and said, "To be honest, I have never admired anyone in the whole continent, but the general is an exception. Although she can't do martial arts at all, even if I am in front of her, I am deeply impressed by her temperament."

I said, "What about your queen? Don't you admire her?"

Su Jing said, "I also admire it, but that feeling is more like love. Her Majesty is supreme, but I am more relaxed in front of her, not as awe as the general."

Su Jing said a few words to me and ignored me. He began to think about his own affairs. I had to look around boredly. I had been to this place several times when I was a child, and I jumped into the wall with a group of little foxes and dogs. Naturally, my father and Aunt Meng would not bring me The place hasn't come in the years, and it has changed a lot.

When I was in a daze, I suddenly heard someone at my feet: "Children, you have gossip today." I was shocked and lowered my head. Then I found that under the shade of the wall, a dirty old man sat on a pony, with half a bottle of beer in his hand, and a dirty eight-tip picture of the nine palaces in front of him. The old man was sitting there dozing off, but now he was looking eagerly with his eyes wide open. When I saw him, I hurriedly beckoned the black hand that stopped in mid-air: "Yes, yes, it's you, come here."

I'm happy. Since the rectification of the city, such charlatans have rarely been seen. I stopped and asked him, "What do you mean by gossip?"

The old man said along the way to the multiplication formula: "If you are predestined, I will give you with good words, and those who don't have predestined will be helpless."

"So I'm predestined? Then what kind of good words do you have? Give it to me.

The old man looked at me and said solemnly, "Do you say you are sincere first?"

"If I say I'm not sincere, can I leave?"

The old man paused and pressed his hand on me like a deflated ball: "Sit down first. Where else can you go on such a hot day?" He first threw me an expired newspaper for me to sit down. When he saw that I didn't answer, he coded out a row of cards full of surnames. He pretended to be mysteriously, "Let me calculate your last name first. Which of these cards has your last name on it? Take it out. Don't laugh. There are dozens of them on each What's your last name?

I smiled and said, "I'll take one first, and you can let me take another one later. The two don't look different. In fact, one of the couple has a different surname. Those who have been in the third grade of primary school know what my surname is." Just kidding, what kind of people have I been in contact with since I was a child? I won't understand this kind of trick? However, its principle is the principle of intersection and concentration, which can only be learned in high school...

After listening to me, the old man was at a loss to pull out another thap of cards stuffed in his pocket and put them on the ground. He said, "Actually, it's not what you said. After all, don't I have to count it?"

"Do you have anything new? Can't you just do it twice when you come out?"

The old man thought for a moment and confidently made six cards on the ground: "Well, you choose one, but don't tell me, later..."

I continued, "You changed all six cards later, and the one I chose was gone."

The old man's hand stopped... After a long time, he raised his head and said slowly, "In the future, after reading two acrobatics books, you will come out to reveal the truth. It's unkind of you to do this. I really didn't take my goldfish lined up with me, or I have to let you open your

After all, I'm shallow. When I heard that there was such a thing, I finally became curious and asked, "Goldfish that will line up?" Just tell me how to do it.

The old man is awesome this time: "Hey hey, there are also things you don't know?"

I was also so idle that I simply squatted down to lit a cigarette for the old man and smiled and said, "Tell the younger generation."

The old man spit out two puffs of cigarettes leisurely, and then said bluntly, "It's nothing strange. The live fish is stuffed with a magnet in its stomach and swaying with a suction stone on it. You can arrange them as you want them to arrange."

I was disappointed and said, "That's it?"

The old man said, "What do you think? This trick was found in the year of the dog, and it's worthless. Anyway, if you really want to ask someone else, it's better for me to tell you directly."

I said, "Isn't that cruel?"

The old man said, "The cost is still high. You have to pay dozens of yuan for ten goldfish. I died once I performed, and I didn't earn enough money. It's almost the same if you want me to go to the Spring Festival Gala."

I nodded: "That's right, but the Spring Festival Gala won't be on such a retarded program, will it?"

The old man smoked a few cigarettes and suddenly reacted: "Well, I said, do you count or not? Why do you just ask me about it?"

I laughed and said, "I forgot that your job is a fortune-telling."

The old man shook his head and said, "You can say this. To tell you the truth, don't be scared. Poor Tao is the 66th generation of Maoshan's descendants. You can enter the world and enter the land to judge the situation and measure people's bad luck. Do you want to gossip?" I heard it, but it's still a liché.

I waved my hand and smiled and said, "Take a break. Don't carry your back."

The old man smiled, but immediately said to me seriously, "You can joke about anything else. It's true that I'm a descendant of Maoshan - I'm the 67th generation descendant of Maoshan!"

"...You were 66 generations just now."

"I was just talking about 66?"

"Yes."

"Well, the virtual generation, the virtual generation."

I was speechless, "If you have a Taoist robe or something, I will open one eye and close one eye and believe you, but you don't have any money. I'm going to give you the money. You have to scold me for being a big head, don't you?"

After listening to two words, the old man took out two sleeves with zippered locks from the rotten pocket behind him. I just didn't understand. I saw that he quickly put his sleeve on the half-sleeved shirt he is wearing now, and pulled the lock. As soon as I looked at it, I just looked at the half-sleeved shirt like a copper The Taoist robe - the gossip map on the ground is obviously made of a piece of cloth...

The old man looked up at me with a smile: "Can you feel better if I dress like this?"

I was defeated by the old man. While paying, I said, "You're cruel. Forget it. I'll listen."

The old man looked at the sky and shook his head and said, "This benefactor's heavenly court is full of square, which is really a blessing--" He asked me, "Do you still listen to the back?"

I threw 20 yuan in front of him and said fiercely, "Listen! It's only 20 yuan to listen to crosstalk all night. Do you want to send me away in a few words? You have to recite it for me."

The old man stuffed the money into his pocket and continued to carry it with satisfaction: "The downer, when you were childish, you were eager to learn and pure, and the weak Guanqian and Hengtong began to have nobles to help and avoid villains in the year of peach blossoms..."

As soon as I heard the word peach blossom, I immediately had an idea: "Wait, don't recite it down first." I pointed to Su Jing, "You count her. You don't have to count anything else. You just need to figure out where she came from and how much money you want to give you."

The old man looked up and hit Su Jing carefully. Suddenly, his face changed slightly and said, "This girl... doesn't seem to be from our world, right?"

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Xiaohua is officially giving New Year's greetings to everyone here! Thank you for your New Year's money and tickets. The sixth master has made his debut. In the new year, he will adhere to all the qualities of the sixth master and the demon sixth master, cheat and do everything, and achieve a Liu Laoliu trilogy. I wish him can successfully appear on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala next year. D