The first mix-and-match in history

Chapter 3 There is an embarrassment that it is difficult to ride a donkey

He was taken away from the wooden house and entered a relatively large dark house. The female soldier who took me untied my rope and pushed me in front of a woman in the gray clothes of the prison and said, "I'll give it to you."

As soon as the female prison soldier looked up, I first saw that she had a straight nose and a pair of quiet eyes. She answered faintly, "Okay, you go."

The two female soldiers withdrew, and the female prison soldier glanced at me and said, "Do you know the rules?"

"I don't know..."

"Well, I'm telling you now that there is only one rule here: you have to listen to whatever I say, do you understand?"

I said sadly, "I see." How can people not bow their heads under the low eaves? At this moment, I can only take one step at a time. As a time-traveling figure, I still have such self-consciousness. When they untied me just now, I had the intention to resist. I feel that although these women are wearing military uniforms, they are not powerful people. They may not be able to control me when I am on guard, but when I saw the giant wooden door that can only be pushed by four people slowly closing, I give up. I don't want to catch turtles in the urn.

The prison soldier casually threw a set of prison clothes: "Put it on, and consciously hand over everything you carry with you."

I subconsciously tightened: carry-on items, this is an important prop for many travelers to turn danger into a mountain. Isn't it self-destruction of the Great Wall if you want to hand it over like this?

The female prison soldier urged, "Hurry up, don't force me to do it myself. You said I'm going to polish you again."

I was speechless for a moment. Through this sentence, I realized that this is my daughter's country. It's still useful for me to put these things on my body. Needless to say, its only use now is to let me know what time our world is now. As for lighters and cigarettes, it may be used to cross the world in general. Being able to be a god, in the daughter's country... It's a floating cloud.

I sighed, put everything in my pocket on the table, picked up the prison clothes and put it on my head. The prison maid said, "My trousers have also been changed."

I couldn't, so I had to turn my back and take off my trousers. As usual, I habitually took it out my butt pocket and touched a small ball of things with my fingers. That was the manual Su Jing gave me before I came here!

Although I don't know what it can do, I have a hunch that this thing is the only important thing that can help me get out of my predicament at present. I kneaded it into a ball and held it in my hand, and then changed into the coarse cloth trousers. The natural stone of the prison uniform has no pockets, so I put

"Come with me." The female prison soldier randomly put my things together, led me out of the house, came to the group of male prisoners in the northeast corner, and casually pointed to one of them and said, "Wu Ying, I'll leave this newcomer to you."

The group of people immediately stood up with bald eyebrows and a fierce man came and shouted, "Yes, Liu Silao! I'm sure I'll teach you to be honest!"

"Don't make trouble!" The female prison soldier known as Liu Si prison snorted and said to me coldly, "In the future, you can be in the same prison room with them. I'll get the bedding for you. You can go there." After saying that, he left without looking back. After she left, the bald-browed man saw me looking left and right and shouted, "What are you looking at? Squat down!" More than a dozen male criminals beside him suddenly said, "Do you hear me? Are you talking about you?"

I couldn't find the way anywhere when I first came here, so I had to squat on the ground as they said and still looked around.

This prison camp is about the size of a stadium. There are about a hundred male prisoners in every corner. The inner wall is locked by an iron door. There are one or two prisons dressed like Liu Si prison on each of the four walls, but they are all women. They are not worthy of formal martial arts, and they have no one in their hands. Exceptionally, he held a short stick and occasionally shouted twice, but he didn't hit people. His expression was soft and loose. It seemed that this group of male prisoners were a group of cattle and sheep they raised.

I'm extremely depressed. It seems that I can't run away. What pose the biggest threat to me is not these two high walls, especially the wooden door. Besides, I can't figure out whether the female guards who look weak are really so easy to deal with. Only a dozen people dare to see the hundreds of criminals. People, maybe there are some special means. If you want to resist rashly, you have to fall here.

From my Longmen Inn to my daughter's country, but in just a few hours, I experienced countless strange encounters, especially in the end, I was sent to prison as a prisoner. In the real world, even if there is a stain on life - I can no longer join the army and take the civil service officer in the future.

The huge sense of absurdity makes me not care too much about the current situation. Instead, I have a feeling of bitter smile. I think being sent to prison is at least a solution to the first problem that a time-travelling figure must solve - this must be in charge of the meal.

I think if I really can't think of any other way, I can only wait for Su Jing to save me. Thinking of this, I am extremely aggrieved and indignant. I never thought that I could be so miserable by women. There are only two kinds of people in the world, women and men. The war between us and them has never It's such a way to be on my body. Looking back on these few hours, I was so sad that I couldn't help it: First, I sadly crossed into this man's hell with a can of 502. Originally, I wanted to pretend to be a B as a sword god before going back, but I was sad that I almost let a woman go whoring - think back to that beautiful woman, girl. In fact, he is a whoring customer with a heavy taste and transvestite! Otherwise, I didn't know how she fell in love with me at a glance, and then I was put in prison by more than a dozen sad women's cities on the grounds of "selling **"!

It's so sad!

It's okay if you don't want to do it. It's even more depressing as soon as it goes smoothly. What do you think I've done? It's not far to be a duck. If you make money, forget it. Ten thousand steps back, it's okay to be comfortable - the beautiful woman is actually a little taste Later, I was accused of being a duck. The duck is not a good duck, or a "unlicensed" bird flow duck. I have the heart to hang my trousers that I haven't washed for three years...

Just as I was more entangled, the Wu Ying came to me and kicked me fiercely, with a vicious smile. He said strangely, "I heard that you are 'selling'?"

I pulled my hair and shouted, "The old man is not!"

"Damn it, you're still stubborn when you come in!" Wu Ying said viciously, "I hate you bitches who don't want a face." With that, his throat knot surged, and he spit out a thick phlegm on the ground with a "bah", "Lick it!" The dozen men behind him suddenly said angrily, "Do you hear me? The eldest brother let you lick it!"

I was stunned at first, and then made a few low roars from my throat. I really want to look up to the sky and laugh. I, the dragon, the sheep, also have today - isn't this the classic project of the old gangsters in the guarding the gang to deal with the gangsters? I've heard a lot of this kind of thing, but it's the first time I've experienced it in person - don't forget my identity. I'm not a scholarly prince. I knew that the real society would be dark, but in the past, it seemed to be me and others. When did our dragon family suffer such a loss?

My old man has never allowed me to interfere in the meeting of the club. I vaguely understand his intention: he is afraid that I, the only son, will kill and set fire, and finally fail to clean up the dragon family and cut off his descendants, but I also understand that even if I really kill and set fire to the first one to protect me, it must There is only one thought in my mind: I really want to do what Wu Ying said. Our old man would rather break my son and kill my grandson in person!

For a moment, I was angry with evil in my heart and said in a low voice, "Say it again!"

Wu Ying obviously didn't notice my change, and still said heartlessly, "What nonsense, lick it quickly..."

Before he finished speaking, I suddenly flew up and kicked all my strength into Wu Ying's lower abdomen. The grandson was unprepared. He shouted "ah" and withdrew for seven or eight meters. Although he screamed in his mouth, probably because it was too unexpected, and the expression on his face was still in the proud stage, but his eyes had changed. He was very confused, either afraid or painful, or confused, just like seeing a cute little rabbit bit off half of the head of the old wolf...

At this moment, there is nothing to say. I don't wait for him to lie on the ground and catch up with him in a few steps. My right fist made an arc on his cheek. Wu Ying fell to the ground. I jumped over with another arrow step, crossed his waist and sat on his stomach. My left hand grabbed his hair and put his head. Pulling a little away from the ground, his right fist sprinted to his nose. Wu Ying's blood rushed out like a child blowing bubbles with a straw, and then grabbed his head with both hands and knocked it on the ground twice, and shouted, "Do you still want to lick it?"

At this time, Wu Ying finally showed a look of fear, but it was strange that he did not resist, but subconsciously put his hands on his chest, as if he was ready to be beaten. I spread my fist and replaced it with a slap, looked at his face, and continued to ask, "Speak, don't you lick it ?" I know that the next moment, his cellmates and brothers will quickly rush up and beat me down, but the arrow is not on the string. Regarding this kind of infighting between the prison and the prison, my father's men have rich experience. They said to me when I was very young: In this case You have to subdue the inside first. Even if you are half beaten to death later, you can always get a moment of peace and blindly endure that you can't live in these places. At this time, my father will appear with a gloomy face and disperse them. Unexpectedly, it is still used today!

So I didn't have soft hands. I smacked more than a dozen mouths of Wu Ying again and again, and shouted for a hundred years, "Your mother is talking."

In fact, I'm exhausted now. I don't know if I can get revenge from the group of people behind me. I can only try my best to make myself look majestic...

However... the imaginary counterattack did not come, and Wu Ying's dozen cellmates were also stunned at first, and then this state continued until the moment when I slapped his 27th mouth. In the end, I was powerless. Looking back, I saw that more than a dozen people put their hands around their mouths, a pair of He was frightened. Seeing that I stopped, a few bold people slowly came over and changed the poor and fierce look just now. He was timid and said to me in a consultative tone, "You... don't fight, okay?"

So I was depressed again. What's wrong with his mother? He doesn't play cards according to the routine!

I had to grab Wu Ying's neck and shout, "Are you convinced?"

Wu Ying dodged my eyes and said with a dying breath, "You... you can kill me."

At this time, I was even a little hopeful that those guards would come to relieve him, but those women saw that I beat Wu Ying. At first, they were shocked at first, and then they actually watched the good show with a smile. Although they were walking slowly this way, depending on their speed, it is estimated that Wu Ying will have to pass the year of It's...

After a long time, I still couldn't laugh or cry when I remembered this. That day, I finally knew that there was a more embarrassing situation in the world than riding a tiger, that is, it was difficult to ride a donkey - you ride it, it took you to the wall, and it didn't resist if you hit it, but as soon as It's very tricky if you're not prepared to kill it completely.

I sat on Wu Ying and thought about my life for a while. I was forced to say helplessly, "Okay, then I'll beat you to death--"

At this moment, I only felt that I was covered by a huge shadow in front of me. As soon as I looked up, my heart almost flew out of my cavity: I saw a giant standing 2 meters away in front of me, with eyes like copper bells and a round waist. Obviously, he was also a prison friend of Wu Ying. He was wearing a prison I said, "What do you want to do?"

I checked that the giant basically didn't have to do anything if he wanted to kill me. As soon as he lay down on me, I would become dried meat. Originally, I wanted to be beaten half to death, but it seemed that this time it was self-defeating.

However, there was a scene that I didn't expect to kill: the giant knelt in front of me with his hands on his chin, and said in a muffled voice, "Please, don't hit me."

I collapsed in an instant, and I also understood that this is the reason why the daughter's country is made by women. The men here have no blood and backbone at all. If such a man is the master of the country, the daughter's country is afraid that it will die early!

I sighed and came down from Wu Ying. At this time, my anger had already subsided. For a moment, I was still a little depressed, but the finishing work still had to be done. I looked at a male criminals around me. I was powerless and asked as if I had made a mistake, "... Who else is not convinced?"

The male criminals are as cold as cicadas...

I sat on the ground and was disappointed with the world. At this moment, I inexplicably miss many people: Wang Ercai, Wang Erdan, Feng Octopus, Stone Fire... Although this group of goods are not good, they are men after all. Even if Wang Erdan, who has only one egg left, comes to such a place. He can also be regarded as a pure man with iron bones.

When I looked at Manchester United's bloody Wu Ying, I suddenly felt very guilty. Beighting him was equivalent to beating a woman. It seems that I have committed the crime of ordering people to be pointed out. I pulled him up by the collar and muttered, "I'm sorry. You shouldn't have provoked me."

Wu Ying was still a little tough, but as soon as she heard me say this, her eyes were full of tears, and she muttered like a little daughter-in-law who had been beaten: "You are too cruel, woo-woo-woo..."