The first mix-and-match in history

Chapter 1 Release from prison

In my daughter's country, I sprinkled two memorable urine, one behind the rockery, and the other behind the rockery...

After solving the personal problem, Prince Yun led the way in front of us. We came to a small house behind the garden. The queen was waiting there. This time, there was no honor guard, only a few attendants and guards. The queen wore a blue brocade robe - the daughter's country was precious in blue.

Without any red tape, the queen took my hand and said, "Sir, don't forget our agreement--

When you come to your daughter's country again, I will treat you to a hundred flower banquet.

"Uh...okay." She didn't know that I already had an appointment with my mother. At this moment, I was a little guilty. Anyway, a woman eagerly looked forward to my coming back to dinner with her. Although she was the queen, although it was not as simple as eating, I still felt very guilty, so I had to hesitate.

Prince Yun pointed to the door of the small house and said to me, "Go in, we're all waiting for you."

I pushed the door in and saw a chair in the middle of the room. Four white-haired old ladies sat around me. When I came in, one of them nodded to me and said, "Sit down."

I sat in the middle chair, and the old lady said, "Take out the bracelet and hold it in your hand."

I bowed down and did so. The four old ladies took out a small pile of green stones and held them in the palm of their hands. They all smiled. The old lady who had just spoken said, "If Mr. Sword God is ready, we will start."

I said blankly, "Is this the beginning?"

The old lady said, "Do you have any questions?"

"No..."

I didn't expect it to start so soon. It seemed that I was really unprepared. I came to my daughter's country vigorously. I crossed the prison, recognized my mother, peed in the imperial garden, and had dinner with the queen. I was about to leave. I just found that in this wonderful country, I still have a lot of It's my mother. She is going to take her female soldiers to face a fierce battle, and the outcome is unpredictable. Then there are my newly recognized brothers, who have gone far away to survive in the cracks. And my newly accepted old apprentice, the gentle queen, and the ** prince...

The old lady said blankly, "Mr. Sword God doesn't have to do anything after a while. The whole process will take about an hour."

I nodded and said, "Okay."

The old lady said, "Then let's start." With that, I took the lead in putting my arm on my shoulder, and I hurriedly said, "Wait a minute!"

"What else do you want?"

I said, "Please tell the people outside when I leave. I will miss them."

"Sertainly convey it." The old lady was still expressionless. She motioned the other three people to start. The four of them put their arms on my shoulder together, saying words in their mouths, and the stones in their hands were magnificent.

I pinched Su Jing's bracelet, and I was nervous. Gradually, the bracelet was also rendered a trace of green light. More than ten minutes later, in addition to the green light becoming more and more prosperous, the four old ladies were still old monks recite scriptures. Originally, I felt quite nervous, but slowly calmed down. For more than The green light seemed to come out, and I didn't have the mood to see anything. I began to feel drowsy, but the curses of those old ladies became more and more anxious. I woke up with a nap. I saw their foreheads sweat and their lips trembled slightly. At this time, I don't know how long it had passed, but I guess An old man suddenly flashed his eyes and shouted, "Let's go!"

Like being beaten with a stick, I felt a huge dizziness, just like diving on a roller coaster, and the whole internal organs shifted. I subconsciously closed my eyes. The feeling changed from strong to weak to strong several times. Finally, it gradually calmed down. I haven't opened it yet. When I open my eyes, I have an impulse to cry - my ears have first captured the hustle and bustle of modern society!

I tried to open my eyes, yes! If there is no mistake, I have already stood on a prosperous road! I put my hand over my head, and it seems that I'm not used to the sunshine here...

On the street, people are busy with their own affairs. Just like me crossing to my daughter's country, no one pays attention to the behavior of a stranger - oh no, there is a taxi driver who looks at me strangely, as if he has been paying attention to me for a long time. Seeing him, he leaned his head out of the window and asked ?"

"Go!" I'm sure.

"Where are you going?"

"East Railway Station." I said.

Sitting in the car and looking at the pedestrians outside the window, I have mixed feelings. My first feeling is that I have returned to the world of men. I even felt very kind when I saw spitting and dropping cigarette butts on the road. The driver probably drove the car for a long time, took out half a box of cigarettes, looked at me and said,

"Let's smoke." I licked my tongue and said that my last cigarette was confiscated by my mother. Now when I saw someone smoking, I couldn't help but feel itching in my throat. The master handed over one understandingly. My eyes were inevitably wet, and the man's world was still cool. Damn it really home!

Seeing my strange behavior, the master asked me, "Where did you come from?" It's not a local, is it?

I smiled bitterly and said, "I have lived here for more than 20 years and have become a stranger."

"So you just came back from abroad?"

I said strangely, "How did you see it?"

The master curled his lips and said, "You people have a lot of energy. You are excited to see everything. Last time I gave an old overseas Chinese, and when I saw the people selling bean curd on the street, I couldn't help it. I went down and ate three bowls."

"...The old overseas Chinese have a good appetite."

"What about you? Where do you come from?"

I said casually, "Daughter's country."

The master was stunned for a moment: "With you running around the Journey to the West Art Palace, you sighed like this?"

"...No, it's a real daughter country."

"Oh, which tribe's scenic spot in Africa?"

"Oh, it's almost the same. Anyway, it's all women who have the final say. The child and the woman's surname, the man hires himself when he gets married."

The master smiled and said, "There is such a good place. You can take me up next time."

I sighed, "I won't say that when you really go."

When I was talking about the mountain, the master didn't take it seriously. When the car arrived, he went down and said, "34."

I took out a 50 and handed it to him: "You don't need to change it, but you'd better not spend this money. Anyway, you went abroad with me."

......

I got out of the car and went outside my small hotel. I couldn't help sighing. The three fruit trees planted by Lao Wu in front of my door had grown a lot taller. The door of the hotel was open. I strode in, and I heard someone inside without raising his head and said, "The owner of the hotel is not here." Duan Tianya sat in my previous position and was playing with my money teller...

I said angrily, "The boss is back!"

Duan Tianya suddenly looked up and said in surprise, "Dragon, sheep and sheep?"

When he shouted like this, a large group of people suddenly ran out of the small restaurant. Lao Wu was also surprised and said, "Xiaolong, are you back?"

Jin Chengwu behind him shouted, "Damn it, where have you been?"

A few simple words warmed my heart. I found that in this world, I also have a group of longing friends. Although we haven't been together for a long time, their cheers still infected me. Xiaoqian covered her mouth and said, "Brother Xiaolong, are you finally back?"

I opened my arm and said, "Come on, brother, do you think you've gained weight?"

Xiaoqian smiled and said, "I haven't changed much. One person is really thin."

Why did the old black mountain demon shout upstairs and shouted, "Su Jing, Su Jing, your dragon is back!"

I said unhappily, "What does it mean that your dragon is back?" When I came back from my daughter's country, I compared this kind of words**...

There was a rapid sound of footsteps at the top of the stairs. Su Jing could hardly stop the gate at the corner. The sword god was obviously excited. She looked at me calmly and said at a loss for a moment, "You..."

"What are you? You have to call me master by generation. Kumei is my apprentice, don't you know?"

Su Jing quickly walked to me and said with endless relief in his tone, "You're finally back." This is the first time I've seen that beautiful girl smile, elegant, but less indifferent and a little more haggard.

I hummed, "What if I don't come back? Why haven't you left yet--" I turned to Lao Wu and others and said, "The room fee should be settled. It's been more than a month, right?"

Lao Wu smiled and said, "Anyway, I still don't have money."

I looked at Su Jing and said, "That bad man didn't come to make trouble again, did he?" I suddenly found that in fact, what I have been most worried about is Su Jing. The bad Taoist has received 30% of my sword spirit. Coupled with the joint hands with Lu Renjia, Su Jing no longer has the upper hand. When I entered the door just now, I had a faint worry in my heart, and at this moment, I was relieved.

Su Jing said eagerly, "Don't say this, tell me how you came back?" She must have said immediately, "You have met my master, so you went to your daughter's country?"

I said, "Not only did I go, but it also turned upside down. I saw all the three most awesome women in your daughter's country, and I almost had a pure relationship with a man and a woman..."

Su Jing quickly realized, "Is it Prince Yun? You also met Her Majesty - oh, she sent someone to send you back.

"All in the middle."

"Who else is there?"

I deliberately tested her and said, "Who else is the best in your daughter's country?"

Su Jing said with shining eyes, "General, have you seen it too?"

I said sadly, "See you, she will lead the troops tomorrow."

Su Jing said urgently, "What's going on?"

"Haggis has already done it. There is a traitor in the Eighteen Nations Alliance. He colluded with the Haggis army to trap 50,000 Feifeng Army on the mountain. The old... General, she has to save her."

Su Jing frowned and said, "They came so fast!"

Jin Chengwu coughed and said, "Let's talk about these things slowly in the future, Xiaolong. I think you'd better call home first. Your stepmother surnamed Meng is going crazy to find you."

"Aunt Meng? What is she looking for me for?

"I don't know. It seems to be in a hurry, and we don't dare to tell her the truth. If she hadn't known that we were your friends, I think we would have been forced to make a confession."

Hearing what he said, I hurriedly turned on my mobile phone and found Aunt Meng's phone and pulled it out. Before I could say anything on the phone, I heard Aunt Meng complaining, "Where have you been? If you don't show up again, I thought you were slaughtered!"

I smiled and said, "After going abroad, Aunt Meng has something to do with me?"

Aunt Meng said angrily, "Do you still ask? Do you know what day it is?"

I looked through the calendar. It seems that today is not a day, neither the beginning of summer nor the solar term, not even the anniversary of the birth of so-and-so. I said carefully, "Is it your birthday today?"

Aunt Meng shouted, "What a fart, your father will come out today!"

I patted my head violently: "Damn it!" Today happens to be the day when my father was released from prison. These days, I have been careless. In addition to the time of my daughter's country, I have forgotten it!

Aunt Meng suddenly lowered her voice and said, "We are picking up wind and wine for your father at the Jinyu Hotel. Come here quickly. Your father won't say anything about you, and you have long suspected it."

I said repeatedly, "I'll be right there!"

Put down the phone and I roared, "It's broken. My father is out of prison today. I'm afraid I have to travel again before dinner."

Su Jing said, "I'll go with you!"

"What are you going to do?"

Su Jing said, "Bad Taoist and Lu Renjia may appear at any time. It's still the old rule. I have to protect you."

I stamped my foot and said, "Then let's go!"