Chapter 28 Cola

When I got up early in the morning, I was annoyed by the two old men in Luban, saying that the decoration was almost done and it was time to choose furniture.

Yes, it's time to choose furniture. The time to lose the family has come.

I took Zhang Sanli Si and two bodyguards to the local furniture market and wandered around. I found that there was really no best in the world, only the most expensive!

The leather sofa is 10,000 yuan, and the solid wood wardrobe is tens of thousands. The tables and chairs are cheap, and it costs 100 yuan. You can't even buy a mattress for four or five hundred famous brands.

And these are not the most important. I scanned the perspective glasses given to me by the doctor, and they were all inferior goods.

I was so angry that I didn't buy it. I went back to ancient times to search and scrape it. Anyway, I can travel at will. Don't waste good resources.

Then began to study that era. Since it was retro, it must be dominated by the style of the Han people. Those eras of ethnic minorities were excluded. The Ming Dynasty was too close and the Tang Dynasty was too gorgeous, so I simply went to the Han Dynasty.

Just when I was eating, I saw Gao Xixi's New Three Kingdoms and the scene of Emperor Xian of Han being forced to move the capital. I said to my heart how many good things Dong Zhuo's prodigal son had to burn with a fire. If I went to lead a sheep, no one would have found it.

Time, A.D., a fire broke out in Luoyang.

The subjects of the Han Dynasty witnessed this human tragedy in panic, and the whole Luoyang was shrouded in the tyranny of the demon king Dong Zhuo, and people were panicked.

I walked happily on the streets full of ruins with compassion, and the palace was close in front of me.

At this time, Liu Xie should be less than ten years old and was robbed by a group of shameless adults, completely losing his childhood fun.

I was thinking nonsense. I had come to the palace. A child was forced to walk out of the palace by several powerful soldiers, followed by a group of crying ministers. The scene was as tragic as Dou E.

I said to myself that this is Emperor Xian of Han, who is a little more handsome than the legend. He is very calm at a young age. Although he looks aggrieved, at least he is not scared.

I sighed and sighed. I can't forget the purpose of this. I rushed into the scene of the fire and fought against time, but before I was burned by the fire, I transported them to the spaceship. Before long, I made more than a dozen solid wood chairs and made a few dragon beds of the emperor. A few screens were good, and I also tossed a few. Unfortunately, the dragon chair burned. It's so bad that I can't bear to take it back.

Who knows that I was searching happily, but I was found by several Xiliang troops who were also taking advantage of the fire. Several people wanted to catch me and spit something out. I said in my heart, is it that it's so easy? Seeing that Emperor Xian of Han was so pitiful just now, I will vent my anger on you.

One person's time is still, and all of them turn into mummies in place. I picked up a burnt brick, and one person stuffed a brick: "Let you destroy cultural relics, let you bully kindness, and let you know Ultraman."

"What is Ultraman?" Finally, the man who was beaten was at a loss.

"You don't even know Ultraman, you deserve to be beaten." I threw away the bricks and slapped them. Seeing that the fire became more and more powerful, the whole Luoyang was over.

I'm going to go back to count my trophies, but looking at the direction of Emperor Xian of Han's departure, my heart is a little strange. Huo Yuanjia, who used to watch TV and was killed by the Japanese, is not worth it. It's a pity that I didn't have the ability to travel through time and space at that time. Now I have hard conditions. Should I do something?

I decided to pay attention to Emperor Xian of Han. This emperor's life is very good, and there will be many days of suffering in the future. I simply help him.

So the goal shifted to Luoyang five years later to welcome Liu Xie, who returned to his hometown.

It is said that this day is still a sunny day. Liu Xie, who is only 15 years old, fled back to Luoyang like a refugee under the crowd of ministers.

Among these embarrassed ministers, I also dressed in Hanfu and planned to see how Cao Cao came to abduct this Emperor Xian of Han later.

Liu Xie was hungry all the way and pulled the ministers around him to eat. Unfortunately, Luoyang had been abandoned for several years. There was not much food in the first place, and he couldn't stand the refugees to fill their stomachs at all. Fortunately, a flamboyant little official sent some rations and could barely survive.

I think this young emperor is really pitiful. He held a court meeting like a beggar gang. He was so depressed that he pretended to be a bodyguard when Liu Xie was not around one day and sent him some food.

Liu Xie took the hamburger I handed over and was a little moved: "Aiqing, why haven't I seen you before?"

"I am an unknown person, how can I see the dragon face, but my loyalty to the emperor can be seen by the sun and the moon."

Emperor Xian of Han nodded and bit the hamburger, which is called seeing the truth in adversity. Suddenly, he frowned, looked down at the hamburger in his hand and asked me, "What kind of snack is this? It tastes so strange?"

I said to myself that it was McDonald's super chicken leg burger. The Han Dynasty didn't say anything, so he fooled him: "Your Majesty, this is a hometown snack made by myself. It's really difficult to be elegant."

Liu Xie shook his head vigorously and took a few more bites: "That's not true. I still eat much better than nests."

I said in my heart that of course. A hamburger can buy more than a dozen nests. Seeing that Liu Xie ate too hard, he almost choked and gave him a cup of coke with ice.

Liu Xie saw that the things in the cup were dark and didn't dare to drink, so I had to lie to him: "Your Majesty, this is my own juice, which can relieve cough, prolong life, and cure all diseases. If you don't believe it, just take a bite."

Liu Xie couldn't stand my persuasion. He really sucked it with a straw. He immediately reached the back of his head and swallowed and said, "Aiqing, what's the name of this?"

"Cole, big man coke!"

I had an idea and made up a name.