the first house in history

Chapter 41 The whole family has traveled, which is definitely a good thing

It's time to go home. Cat and I broke up reluctantly, made an appointment to go shopping the next day, and then returned to Daxiong's house.

By the way, I don't know if Wang Laowu has come back. In the face of that wordy mother, God knows whether my buttocks will suffer. I looked at the door gloomily and said that I would bravely rush in.

Just as I was about to enter the door, someone shouted at the door and said, "Oh, Nobita is back."

Well, this voice is... Is it Nobita's father?

I turned around and saw Nobi Daisuke's fat and simple face, so I had to pretend to be a smiling face: "Dad, are you back?"

"Yes, it's nine to five every day. Why doesn't Daxiong go in? Does it make his mother angry again?" Daxiong's father came over and smiled and said, "If it's okay, Dad will go in with you and tell you good words for your mother."

That relationship has Daxiong's father as a shield, and he should be scolded less. I hurried behind Daxiong's father and said, "Thank you, Dad. Dad must help me persuade my mother."

As soon as I entered the door, I heard Nobita's mother's roar: "You are willing to come back. Don't come back if you have the ability to go out. Leave so many messy things to me, thinking that I really want to be an ordinary old mother?"

Why did I feel that I heard this pair of whites wrong? When Daxiong's father closed the door, I suddenly felt that the atmosphere was abnormally wrong. Why did the two comrades seem to surround me one after the other, so they barely squeezed out a smiling face and said, "Well, it's my fault. I have compensated Xiaojing, Mom, you guys Don't be angry."

"You're wrong, good son. It's not a problem to be angry." Daxiong's father came to me and stood side by side with Daxi's mother. I suddenly found that their expressions had completely changed. Inexplicably, there were some evil, and they were not as simple as cartoon characters.

"Is it...you..." I spit out two ellipsis in a row before I saw the two adults nodded proudly and said, "Yes, we are not Nobi Daisuke and Nobi Yuko at all. We are your parents and you."

No, the two old men have also passed through it. Let's see if this pair hasn't appeared for a long time and is unwilling to be lonely!

I had to bow down and admire: "Dad and mom, you came too in time. What's going on?"

Dad found a chair and sat down and said, "It's not for you, boy. We heard that you were trapped in a plane, so we tried our best to save you, but we didn't expect that you became the happiest loser in history. What a misfortune of the family."

No, your old eyes are obviously envious.

My mother also wiped her nose and said, "It's really chilling for me as a mother to see my son become a loser, and he is only in the second grade in the fourth grade!"

No, I'm a soul wearer and I don't have no IQ. You look at me too much. I keep complaining in my heart. Unfortunately, with my current situation, I dare not refute the second old man, so I have to say weakly, "Well, dad and mom, don't be angry. It's getting late. It's better to think about what to eat for dinner."

"I'm still in the mood for dinner. You can do it yourself." Mom turned her head and went straight away.

Dad sighed and said, "I can't just eat bread. Fortunately, there is still half left at noon. Why don't I give you half?"

I looked depressedly at half of the bread in my father's hand and said that it was really speechless to meet such parents, so I retorted, "Well, why don't you play golf recently? I heard that Yunan can't fight against the unpredictable weather."

As soon as he said this, the bread in his father's hand fell to the ground in an instant. It seemed that I poked the hole, but he was speechless for a moment and took out his wallet and said, "Well, I was going to order three-person fast food, but it seems that I only need to order two servings."

No, do you want to blackmail me with this? When I was speechless, the door behind me was knocked open, and a very familiar voice said, "Damn it, why are you locking the door in broad daylight? Are you doing immoral things at home again?"

Then I was extremely depressed to see Comrade Wang Laowu appear in front of me as a Doraemon. Do you need to be so arrogant as soon as you come back? Dad held the wallet in his hand and was stunned for a moment. The wallet fell to the ground again, and then pointed to Wang Laowu and said, "Is this man still a robot cat? Don't tell me who he is?"

I kicked Wang Laowu upstairs when I heard the words: "No, you just heard it wrong. He said that I slept late at home again, didn't he?"

"No, he's talking about something immoral!" Dad had no choice but to take a long breath and said, "Son, you are not young. Don't indulge some things too much."

"No, I really don't. If you don't believe it, ask Xiaojing!" I burst into tears at that time, saying that it was really not good for my parents to discuss physiological and health knowledge so directly.

"Hey, if you want to quarrel, go upstairs to quarrel. Mom, I'm going to have my hair. I don't want you to disturb me." Mom came up and stretched out her fist to protest, and Dad and I ran back upstairs.

It happened that Wang Laowu was hiding in the room and secretly eating gongs (you were quite happy to replace it). He was caught by us. Dad and I said with a stiff face and said, "Doraemon, you pay too much attention to your manners. Isn't it too unrighteous to hide in the room to steal food?"

Wang Laowu was shocked and hurriedly stuffed the gong in his hand. Are you afraid that we will rob you of your food or something? When I saw him coughing, I came to his back and said, "What's the matter? I'm coughing. I'll beat you." He tried his best to split Huashan, and then Comrade Lao Wu made a cup. The overnight meal was about to spit out, and the stomach of gongs was spit out.

Dad looked at the vomit on the ground and said, "Well, Nobita, you are too much. How can you treat Doraemon like this? He is your best friend. He has been helping you overcome difficulties and grow up with you. Friends should not be like this."

Wang Laowu said as if he had met a savior, stretched out his hand and said inexplicably, "Water...water...water!"

"Do you want water?" Dad kindly turned around and took a glass of boiling water on the table, then opened the treasure bag on Wang Laowu's belly and poured the water in very calmly. "This should be enough. What's still thirsty, so I have to bring the teapot."

Damn, I was stunned. Sure enough, the devil was one foot tall. Dad, you just wanted him to rust and die. I hurriedly dragged Wang Laowu back to get rid of Dad's palm: "Hey, it's not like this to feed people water. At least the mouth above is still It's the one below that you should distinguish clearly.

"What's the upper mouth and the lower mouth? Do you want me to pour it into **?" Dad said contemptuously, "It's not an enema. You're too obscene, aren't you?"

Wang Laowu listened to what he said and then leaned closer to **, and couldn't help but put some of his legs together. Dad and I couldn't help laughing at it: "Nima, what are you covering? We are not from the infrastructure group?"

Wang Laowu breathed a sigh of relief. For a moment of excitement, he took out something from the treasure bag and held it in front of us: "Do you dare to provoke me again? Do you see what this is?" I saw that he held an electric fan in his hand. Is it the kind of powerful fan that can blow people away? I couldn't help taking a step back and said, "Ha ha, seriously, fortunately I'm also prepared." Immediately took out the air cannon I hid during the day and aimed it at Wang Laowu.

At first glance, Dad came forward with contempt and advised, "What are you doing? What are you doing? Don't fight casually." With that, Wang Laowu set him up when he was unprepared.

"I'll go, you two bully me." Wang Laowu began to cry and began to be unwilling.

I put my hand into the treasure bag and said, "Oh, what? I just want to see if there are any other treasures?" After touching for a long time, I only took out a set of Monopoly's game chess.

"It's so boring, why don't we play games for a while?" I held up the game chess and asked the two. Dad let go of Wang Laowu and said, "It's up to you. I won't participate in the games played by children."

Wang Laowu was liberated now. He hurriedly reached into the treasure bag and searched for a long time. Finally, he said helplessly, "Then play. I can't find anything."

So Wang Laowu and I set up the chessboard and began to play games with dice. After a while, my father couldn't help but feel lonely. When we joined us, the three pure men played the Monopoly game so boringly that they didn't even remember the time to eat.

I suddenly felt so hungry that I couldn't help asking, "Is there anything to eat? It's boring to play games like this all the time."

Wang Laowu said while throwing the dice, "Don't count on me. I can't take out any props by you."

Dad waved his hand as soon as he saw that we both looked at him and said, "Go to Daxiong's mother for cooking. Don't expect who won't let you eat our bread?"

"Can you eat half a piece of bread?" I said angrily, "Leader, you'd better contribute the gongs in the treasure bag."

"No, it's really gone." When Wang Laowu saw that I came up and wanted to search, he hurriedly covered his pocket and began to hide. I said to myself, did you secretly hide the delicious food and deliberately didn't give it to us?

So he wrestled with Wang Laowu and fought again. At this time, the door was suddenly opened, and his mother's voice appeared outside: "Well, have you guys realized your mistake? I just made dinner and come together?"

As soon as I heard that there was something to eat, I immediately put down Wang Laowu and got up and promised, "Great, let's go eat now." Unexpectedly, I saw my mother looking at us with a stunned expression: "It's too much for you to play chess here."

It's terrible. Now it touched the minefield again. I was about to explain, but my father said inappropriately, "Old lady, why don't you bring the meal here and eat together while playing?"

When my mother heard this, she directly untied the apron on her waist and threw it on her father's face: "Eat? Just have fun in front of the chessboard."

"No, my dinner!" Looking at my mother's back, I shouted desperately.