Chapter 42 Boring is the essence of life

I was depressed and hungry all night. When I woke up, I found that it was already 6:30. As a primary school student, Nobita should go to school at this time.

As a habitual sleeper, I had no choice but to get up and put on my schoolbag to go to school. When I went out, my mother seemed not to be angry and made an egg sandwich for me. Comrade Wang Laowu joined in the fun: "Go to school, have a good journey!"

I said, "What's the point? Do you think it's interesting to learn what you have learned hundreds of years ago?"

Helplessly picked up his schoolbag and went out. Xiao Erlang hummed on the road, as if he had really returned to the era of school. After walking for a while, he suddenly saw the fat tiger appear in front of him. In the past, Nobita would be inexplicably shocked, but now the situation is very different. The fat tiger ran over to greet me: "The boss got up so early?"

I said, "It's not early, Comrade Zhang San. The early birds are eaten by insects. The new day has just begun. We have to think of some ways to have more fun." As he was talking, Qiangfu appeared in front of him and looked around. I smiled and said, "Xiaoqiang, don't run away. Why don't you hang out with us?"

Qiangfu was actually found and said dejectedly, "Brother Xiong, good morning, Brother Hu, why didn't Brother A come?"

Damn, if this is seen by the fans of Doraemon, will you scold me for ruining the original work? The strong man has been made into this virtue by me! By the way, I was like a street bully, leading two best friends all the way to the school.

This scene attracted countless students. It seems that someone is still whispering. What's wrong with today's Daxiong? I don't care about you. The first thing to do when I get to the classroom is to sleep (as expected, there is a pursuit).

Listening to the teacher talk about the simplest arithmetic problem, it is nothing more than addition, subtraction, multiplication and division, and more complex operations. I am more sleepy. Shouldn't the theme of Doraemon be treasure hunting? What does it mean to develop on campus?

After a while, the teacher suddenly threw a chalk and asked me an arithmetic question. I saw that the multiplication formula blurted out and said the right answer, and then I heard the math teacher habitually say, "Wrong, it should be..." After he repeated my answer again, I found that I had made a fool of myself, but After a long silence in the classroom, there was a burst of laughter.

The teacher blushed with anger, but it was hard to say anything. He just told me: "Sit down and don't dozed off in class again."

After I sat down, I spit out my tongue at the fat tiger and the strong man, indicating that there were no pears. Xiaojing quietly handed over a note and said, "You just be proud. Be careful that the teacher will trouble you later."

I suddenly remembered that I hadn't said hello to Acat after I came, so I found a piece of paper and wrote a sentence. When the teacher turned around and wrote the question, I quietly threw it to Xiaojing. As a result, my hand was crooked and hit the female classmate next to me.

The female classmate turned her head and looked back. I quickly made an innocent expression and said in my heart that I was going to go shopping together after class. It was not good to be seen by others. Unexpectedly, before the classmate opened it, a strong wind suddenly blew outside the window and blew the paper ball into the air. Then he rolled straight out of the door.

It's definitely not a coincidence. I looked out of the window depressedly, but I didn't expect to see a comrade magically flying outside. It turned out to be Comrade Wang Laowu. Don't come out casually to scare people, okay? I waved to him quickly to leave.

Wang Laowu was still not satisfied. He made a very proud expression. I was so angry that I couldn't help stretching out my middle finger to greet him. Comrade Lao Wu also saw that he actually took out an empty * from his pocket and aimed his finger at me. You wouldn't want to murder, would you? I was so scared that I quickly covered my head with the book and waved to him not Yes, but the damn five comrades seemed to have seized a rare opportunity in a thousand years and actually shot.

At that moment, fortunately, I dodged and hid aside in time, and the shot did not hit my handsome face, but unfortunately, I fell to the ground with a chair.

Now there was a lot of noise, and there was a roar in the classroom. The math teacher couldn't help but come over and put on an expression that could catch you and said, "Daxiong, what are you doing? Why are you messing around in class? Stand up quickly and go out to punish me."

No, I actually wanted to punish me to stand. I said that there was no pear. I whistled and walked out of the classroom under the enviable eyes of Fat Tiger and Qiangfu. With the door behind me being closed fiercely, I still stood in the corridor very chicly. It was not the first time that I was punished to stand. Teacher? These are the only two moves. If you have the ability, you dare I have the ability to abuse me. I will make you the most famous vicious teacher in the history of animation.

I wandered around the corridor and was despised by several passing teachers with their eyes a few times. Suddenly, I was wondering where Comrade Wu went again. Why did he show a small face and disappear? If I catch you later, I won't scold you severely.

I was thinking nonsense, but I saw Doraemon's round face quietly appear in the corner of the stairs. It seemed that the leader was interesting enough. He knew that he would come to see me who was suffering, so he whistled and said, "Come here, no one!"

Then I saw Comrade Lao Wu twisting his blue Kawaii buttocks and running over, and said to me gloatingly, "How can I be punished? Tell you, this is called retribution for making you always bully Lao Ya."

"Come on! When will you become an old man? Your consciousness can't close it!" I buried him and said, "What are you going to do to get me out?"

"Cut, who said he came to save you? I came to watch quickly. Xiao Zhengtai was punished for standing. What a good material." Wang Laowu was still muttering. I went up and grabbed him and began to touch his pocket: "Come on, let me see if there are any props?"

Wang Laowu was forcibly pushed down by me, and he was helpless: "* Ah, there are bears, come quickly!"

I pressed on him and smiled badly: "It's useless to tell anyone. The world can't stop me anymore. Doraemon's body is really so comfortable. Shut up and don't destroy my mood."

"No, Nobita, what are you doing?" A female teacher passed by and looked at us in surprise. I guess she couldn't complain.

As soon as I heard that the bad dish was going to spread, it would be troublesome to say that Nobita was a friend. In a hurry, I actually took out something from my pocket and said to the female teacher, "You didn't see anything. You didn't see anything. You're just passing by. You're just passing by..."

After saying that, I found that I was holding a hypnotic loudspeaker. I was really lucky and easily escaped.