Immortal anecdotes

008 Empress

Taishang Laojun said, "Brother Taiyi's gifts in previous years are very interesting. I don't know what to prepare this year?"

Taiyi Zhenren shrank his hand with some embarrassment: "Secrets, let's not talk about it first."

Taishang Laojun pointed to him and smiled, "You still sell the key."

Taiyi Zhenren laughed dryly and cursed Yang Zifan hundreds of times in his heart. For an old man who loves to show off, today was originally a good day. The rare varieties in Taiyi thunder and lightning must be able to amaze four, but now...

Fortunately, Yang Zifan heard the voice of Taishang Laojun and dared not make a sound, otherwise Taiyi Zhenren was really annoyed to death. Taiyi is really annoyed, and Yang Zifan in the thunder and fire mask is also annoyed. The Queen Mother of the West sacrifices the sky, and she won't send it as a sacrifice! Will it be recognized by Taishang Laojun when he is sent up, or will the owner of the eyes in Nantianmen come? What will happen if he comes? It's difficult to do. Since he entered the heavenly court, everything has been entangled and can't get rid of it. Don't you want to be a fairy? Is it that difficult?

The facts tell him that it is very difficult, but today's luck is a little good. The supreme emperor of heaven in the fairyland will not come. He takes himself as heaven, the Queen Mother of the West takes heaven as heaven, and the Queen Mother of the West will sacrifice to heaven. The Emperor of Heaven will not be stupid enough to worship himself.

A huge sun came slowly in the eastern sky, and the people in the courtyard got up one after another. There is no sun in the fairyland. Things like the sun are the flying palace of the Western Queen Mother. Usually, she will not live in Jiuhua Mountain and often float around the fairyland.

The huge flying palace emitted a dazzling light, and the whining sound on it came to the sky above the courtyard in a short time, and the courtyard was like daylight for a while.

"The Queen Mother of the West has arrived." A door opened on one side of the palace. A rainbow came down to connect with the courtyard, and a shout came.

The immortals quickly saluted and said in unison, "Welcome the Queen Mother of the West."

Under the laying of the rainbow, a graceful woman came out of the palace. There was a phoenix beside her, and there were auspicious clouds rolling under her feet, which was really unspeakable.

After the woman appeared, she raised her hand and turned into a fiery red bracelet. She looked at the bracelet and smiled. The glow appeared in the sky.

All immortals dare not look up regardless of grade.

"Lanzhi, this bracelet is suitable for you." The Queen Mother of the West stretched out her hand and handed the bracelet to the woman beside her.

The woman wore a black silk cloak and bowed slightly and said, "Lanzhi doesn't need it. There are enough things on her." The voice was extremely charming, as if with laughter and no. The sweetness just fell into the ears of the immortals. Some boldly raised their heads and immediately saw a pair of cold eyes, and hurriedly lowered their heads in horror.

Yang Zifan couldn't see the situation outside in Taiyi's real man's sleeve, but his voice could be heard clearly. He felt that the woman's voice behind him was a little familiar, and he was a little surprised.

"Let's get up, fairy friends." The voice of the previous woman came from the outside, and the Western Queen Mother took the first beauty in the fairyland and the only female Xiandi Lanzhi along the rainbow paved road to Taishang.

For Lanzhi, it is simply a legend in the fairyland, and such existence is not just because of her beauty. Under that beautiful appearance, no one dares to deny her cultivation, and few people can object to the position of Upper Western Emperor.

And the region controlled by the Western Emperor has two most mysterious places.

It is a mysterious shrine. Although it belongs to the fairyland, it is not controlled by the fairyland, and the characters in it are all extraordinary.

The second is the oldest area in the fairyland, the star platform. There is an astrolabe in charge of the six paths on the star platform, which has a very important position in the fairyland.

The two fairylands can be said to be in the fairyland. Usually, even the emperor of heaven has to give some face, but they agree to Lanzhi's jurisdiction, which puts a mysterious veil on Lanzhi's legend.

There are three rumors in the fairyland.

She is from the shrine.

She is from Xingtai.

The last one is a little indecent, which is often talked about by fairy men after dinner: she is the daughter of the Emperor of Heaven.

It is rumored that no one can figure out who is true or false, but as the most beautiful fairy, she is enough to become the object of fairy tales.

However, there is a little secret that no one in the fairyland knows.

One day, a mysterious man on the star platform met her and vowed to kill the man.

This man was unfortunately wronged and locked in the thunder mask of Taiyi as a gift that will appear at a special time.

The Queen Mother of the West did her position, and the Empress Lanzhi sat very close to her.

When the Queen Mother saw the immortals sitting down, she said, "Today is another 500-year sacrifice to heaven. God gives me strength. I don't know who remembers what God told us in the last 500 years?"

There are many immortals in their hearts, but at this time, only one person can speak every year, so they look at the old man sitting under the Queen Mother.

Taishang Laojun touched the long beard and stood up and said, "In the last 500 years, two words appeared on the column, one word for death and one word for ordinary."

The Queen Mother of the West nodded slightly and said to everyone, "I don't know if you have seen or felt something in the past 500 years."

The immortals below all looked at each other. Whether they were old or young, they felt something wrong after the first two sacrifices. In previous years, the Queen Mother would go directly to the stone pillar after coming down, and then the immortals followed up, and then prayed, lit incense and so on. How can it be like a discussion today?

Seeing that the immortals did not answer, the Queen Mother of the West said to Taiyi on the side of the old man, "Taiyi, what do you understand?"

Taiyi Zhenren quickly got up and said, "The words on Tianzhu are very mysterious, and Taiyi can't understand it."

The Queen Mother of the West nodded and motioned him to sit down, and said to the Antarctic fairy on the right hand side, "What about you?"

The Antarctic fairy stood up with a crutch and shook his head and said, "Death is the end of life, and the origin of all things is ordinary. Other old men really can't think of it."

Princess Xi said, "There are some good feelings." Obviously, she was not satisfied with this answer, and then she said to the old gentleman, "What do you think?"

When Taishang Laojun heard these two words, his heart skipped a beat and scolded himself for forgetting the words that appeared on the pillar 500 years ago.

The mysterious teenager from the mortal world, is it? He thought of a possibility, but he didn't know the name of the teenager, let alone the skills practiced by the teenager, which had a resounding name in the fairyland: the Book of Death.

If he knew, he would be able to reflect what Tianzhu predicted 500 years ago.

"Laojun doesn't know, but Tianzhu has a great relationship with the fairyland every time it is shown. There were only human characters on the last 500 years, and later..." Everyone was slightly stunned about this matter. They didn't know that Taishang Laojun would have happened a thousand years ago at this time.

The Queen Mother of the West nodded, inspected the crowd and said, "I have been looking for the answer to these two words for 500 years, but I haven't found it, so today's sacrifice ceremony will not be done."

As soon as this word came out, everyone was in an uproar.

But immediately thought that what was shown in the first 500 years had not been fulfilled. I'm afraid it's inappropriate to sacrifice to heaven now, but there are always some immortals who can't turn around.

The lame man in the Eight Immortals said, "Mother, sacrificing to heaven is a routine. I'm afraid it's not good to cancel it today."

When the lame speaks, a large part of the immortals respond.

The Queen Mother of the West was angry, but smiled and said, "You immortals dare to make a small bet with me."

"The Queen Mother is interested, so it's okay to gamble." Some fairy people in the fairy family who like to play have their mouths.

The Queen Mother of the West said, "The bet is very simple. I lost my fire phoenix bracelet to you. How about you lose me a treasure?"

The cripple was a little difficult. He thought for a moment and raised the crutch in his hand and said, "Mother, my two crutches are precious. There is nothing to gamble."

The Queen Mother of the West laughed and said, "All the immortals can find a treasure together, as long as the family is satisfied."

Look at me, the immortals. I look at you. Unfortunately, there is no one that can compare with the fire phoenix bracelet in the hands of the Queen Mother of the West. At this time, a fairy holding a flute: "Taiyi Zhenren, should you bring a good baby today, right?"

Taiyi Zhenren's heart jumped. Originally, he didn't have to take out the thunder and fire cover to cancel the sacrifice to heaven. At this time, all the immortals looked at him and could only shake their hands quickly and said, "No, there are no treasures this year."

Taishang Laojun looked strange and said, "Brother Taiyi, don't hide anything. Didn't you say you brought something when you first came here?"

As soon as these words came out, all the immortals coaxed one after another.

Taiyi's real face couldn't stand it. He knew that Taishang Laojun was also out of good intentions. As a result, he did something bad for himself. If he didn't take it out, he would be laughed at by them, so he said loudly, "There is no good treasure this time, but there is one gadget. It's okay to make fun of it."

As soon as they heard this, all the immortals said, "Just say that there are many treasures of Taiyi real people. There are really many."

Prince Xi also smiled and said, "Taiyi, you are really bothered."

Taiyi Zhenren nodded repeatedly and said, "There is nothing to do. I just like to do something small."

The lame man had the support of Taiyi's real treasure and said confidently, "The Queen Mother might as well say what the bet is?"

The immortals calmed down, and the Queen Mother said righteously, "Today's sacrifice is still these two words on the pillar of Tiantian. Can you believe it?"

All the immortals were in an uproar.

The lame man was the first to say, "I don't believe it."

The big belly sweat beside him also said, "I don't believe it either."

The Queen Mother of the West said, "You will know after a look, but I really want to see this baby first."

As soon as this came out, Taiyi had no choice but to take out the thunderbolt shield from his sleeve. His thunder and fire cover is famous in the fairyland, and everyone knows it.

He shouted with sweat, "Brother Taiyi, this is your baby. It's not good to take it out and bet!"

Taiyi said with a dry smile, "Guys, this is not my thunder and fire mask. Look carefully." As soon as he moved his finger, the thunder and fire in the thunder shield dissipated. He just used a formula to block Yang Zifan's mouth.

The thunder and fire scattered to reveal the vast world inside.

Seeing a dark little man sleeping on the ground under the cover, Taiyi felt a little strange how the teenager could become like this, but he didn't know that Yang Zifan was afraid of being recognized by the Taishang Laojun in a large number of immortals. At that time, if the old Taoist priest shouted with hatred, he would not die with so many immortal weapons. It was very miserable, so he simply wiped mud to block his appearance, and there was thunder and fire to make him look black and ugly.

Taiyi Zhenren pointed to the thunder and fire mask and said, "This is a new thing I got on the heavenly purple lotus. He knows 500 years of things in the sky, knows 500 years of underground, and can speak, sing and dance, and is a strange place..."

The immortals looked at the thing with their eyes open. Everyone knew that Taiyi Zhenren's treasure was not simple. Purple Lotus was difficult to pick, and the creatures in Purple Lotus were even more difficult to find.

Taiyi Zhenren was very satisfied with everyone's performance, and then said, "What's more strange is that he is not afraid of Jin Lei and Tianhuo, and he can resist it just by his body."

The only one who has been fighting against Buddha for tens of thousands of years.

The immortals were shocked.

Taishang Laojun looked at the little man in the cover strangely and felt that the little man was a little familiar, but he was not sure. On the contrary, Lanzhi, who appeared beside the Queen Mother, has never left. The same feeling is in her heart, but the cover is not sure that the breath is isolated.

Yang Zifan pretended to be asleep and couldn't hear the sound outside.

"Is it true?" Someone in the fairy family asked questions.

Taiyi Zhenren smiled and said, "Of course, we'll see."

Another fairy said, "Why doesn't he move? Is there something wrong?"

Taiyi really knocked on the cover and said, "Little man, wake up quickly."

Yang Zifan turned over and said nothing about his buttocks at him.

The fairy below was amused by Yang Zifan's movements. Taiyi Zhenren smiled and said, "This little guy has a temper. Let's try him with Jin Lei."

As he said, the golden thunder and lightning struck Yang Zifan, which had no effect at all.

The immortals were stunned.

Taiyi Zhenren pinched the formula again, and a cyan sky fire appeared.

Sermons of young fairies exclaimed, "Green Lotus Skyfire!"

Taiyi's real-life formula said, "Go."

The sky fire fell on Yang Zifan, and not even a little smoke was saved.

The immortals shouted.

Even the Queen Mother of the West rarely showed surprise.

The lame man below said, "Brother Taiyi, it's really an interesting thing. Is the Queen Mother Taiyi's stuff enough to bet on?"

The Queen Mother smiled and said, "This thing is interesting, but it's a little bad-tempered." Naturally, her words were naughty. All the immortals laughed. Yang Zifan scolded in the center of his ears. It was really a group of guys who were not as good as beasts and pretended to be immortals. The fairy's position in his eyes completely fell to the bottom.

bet on the agreement.

The sacrifice begins.

The immortals came under the pillar of heaven. The Queen Mother prayed for the sacrifice and lit the incense of heaven. The usual thing has passed, and the sky has not changed, but some changes have taken place in the two pillars.

The two pillars were originally composed of an unknown earthy yellow stone. After the memorial, their bodies began to shine white. With the appearance of luster, the earthy yellow columns turned down into the color of white jade. After the whole pillars turned into white jade pillars, there was a flash in the sky fire, as if there was thunder and lightning falling. But no fairy can see it clearly.

Just doesn't mean that no fairy can see clearly. I'm afraid Yang Zifan is the only one who can see clearly in the field. When the sky pillar turned into white jade, he suddenly felt a very familiar force falling from the sky. He quickly stood up and saw a blue airflow fall from the sky and fall on the white jade pillar.

The cyan airflow was extremely fast. If he hadn't understood the original method, I'm afraid he couldn't see it clearly. He looked doubtfully, his heart moved, and subconsciously looked up.

I suddenly saw a pair of eyes, dark black eyes, very familiar and familiar, but I don't know why a kind of anger arose from his heart. He raised his fist, and those eyes suddenly disappeared.

He didn't know how the eyes came and how they left. But just now, he was really in the sky. He raised his head reluctantly and was reluctant to put it down, and the nameless anger in his heart was still, as if he had a hatred with the eyes in the sky, but this hatred was a little strange that he just wanted to punch him a few times.

What the hell is going on?

He doesn't understand.

The immortals outside the thunder and fire cover were in an uproar. They saw that there were clearly two words dead on one left and one right pillar, exactly the same as 500 years ago.

"You lost, lame man."

The cripple shook his head and said nothing. The Queen Mother had not expected it for a long time and returned to the courtyard with Lanzhi and the people. It's just that she found something strange about Lanzhi.

The Queen Mother asked in a low voice, "Lanzhi, what's wrong? I'm reluctant to give up."

Lanzhi woke up. As smart as she was, it was naturally easy to hide her emotions and said, "Think about those two words again, Madam, why did you appear twice?"

The Queen Mother comforted: "Everything has its own destiny."

Lanzhi said again, "We are immortals. Isn't it heaven?"

The Queen Mother shook her head and smiled, "Silly child, if there is no heaven, what is it?" Wang's beautiful eyes turned up, and few people saw it.

Lanzhi nodded and said, "So what's the difference between us and mortals?"

The Queen Mother said, "Is there any difference? Her eyes looked around, which was obvious.

Lanzhi disagreed, and her face was still as cold as before.

The king's mother smiled and said, "Lanzhi, it's better to laugh more when you are a daughter."

Lanzhi said, "Laughing is a luxury for Lanzhi."

The Queen Mother shook her head and had more pity in her eyes.

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Back in the courtyard, the Queen Mother said to the immortals, "You are convinced of your losses."

The cripple shook his head and sighed, "I'm convinced, but I don't understand why."

The Queen Mother said, "It's not over yet. Naturally, you have to finish it before you can understand it."

The immortals are silent.

The Queen Mother said again: "I'm afraid that the repeated occurrence of these two words twice will have a great impact on the fairyland, so I have a request..."

Before she said her words, a golden light suddenly rushed over from afar. All the immortals were powerful figures in the fairyland and felt strange.

After the golden light, there are several pink fairy lights chasing.

The immortals frowned slightly. Among them, in addition to the profound cultivation of the Queen Mother of the West, Lanzhi's cultivation was the highest. She looked at Jin Guang with a pair of meters and frowned, "It's a fairy."

The immortal dares to break into Jiuhua Mountain, which is simply bold.