Immortal anecdotes

009 scoundrel

Who is Shangxian?

The elders present are not looking at a fairy, but he dares to break into Jiuhua Mountain, which is not the courage of ordinary people.

"Little Fairy Wood met the Queen Mother."

A young man in a purple Taoist suit broke into the mountain.

All the immortals have never heard the name of this person, but his purple clothes are very eye-catching. There is an unwritten rule in the fairyland except for the emperor.

Purple, there is only one place to use in the whole fairyland.

Lanzhi spread her eyebrows and looked at the man below with her hands in her arms.

Taishang Laojun had a warm smile on his face: "Since you are from the divine palace, why don't you just report it?" Obviously, breaking into the mountain angered them.

The purple fairy said, "It's urgent, so I couldn't report it. The crime is Xiaoxian. I dared to ask the Queen Mother to punish her after listening to it."

"Bolden, report something in one sentence." Some people in the fairy class couldn't stand it and couldn't help shouting, "Although you are a man of the divine palace, you can't be so bold in Jiuhua Mountain."

Purple clothes are ignored.

The Queen Mother of the West smiled and said, "That's all. Let's talk about it first."

The purple fairy looked up and said, "At this time, only the Queen Mother can listen to it."

This was an uproar among the immortals.

Yang Zifan, who stayed in the cover, was also interested. He didn't expect that there was such a powerful place in the fairyland.

The Queen Mother of the West smiled and knew that it was not easy, so she said, "Let's retreat for the time being!"

The Queen Mother spoke, and the door of the fairy family retreated one by one. Taiyi Zhenren put the thunder shield on the stone table with some hesitation. Although he took action, he was worried.

When the Queen Mother of Xi saw his appearance, she smiled and said, "If you like Taiyi's real things very much, let Lanzhi keep them for the time being."

Taiyi Zhenren could only quickly withdraw from the garden.

Lanzhi was originally curious about the little man in the thunder shield. Now he took it in his hand and looked at it carefully. Yang Zifan was not in the mood to think about whose hand he fell into. Anyway, the cover could not be opened and he could not leave. He had been looking at the fairy in purple, only felt that he was a little strange.

An interesting thing happened on the scene because of their different positions.

Lanzhi looked at Yang Zifan, and Yang Zifan looked elsewhere.

This posture continued until Lanzhi put the thunder cover into the storage bag after she didn't see anything strange.

The darkness in front of him can't stop Yang Zifan from thinking.

The Divine Palace.

A very strange name, as if they have heard it and never heard it. The fluctuations in their bodies are very strange, and the fairy spirit around their bodies is also very strange.

A strange and bold idea appeared in his mind.

If you have a chance, you must go to the shrine.

......

......

When the light came again, Yang Zifan found himself in a large and prosperous room, which was made of gold and red materials, which was very dazzling.

Then he saw the face and the extremely beautiful face for the second time.

The first reaction was her.

The second reaction was that I went to the fairyland.

The third reaction is terrible.

is also accompanied by the movement of lowering the head.

Lanzhi looked at him strangely. Her charming eyes and cold face were so beautiful that it was suffocating. She knocked on the mask and asked, "You really know 500 years."

Yang Zifan's heart was in a mess, and the sentence two years ago is still fresh in his memory.

I swear I will kill you.

It can't attract his attention at this moment. If it is recognized, it will be miserable, but it can't but answer her questions. If it doesn't answer, it will seem abrupt and arouse her suspicion, so she pretended to say, "Of course, but I can't smell the smell outside for thousands of years."

Lanzhi said, "You want to figure it out." As an emperor, she heard the meaning of Yang Zifan's words.

Yang Zifan didn't go any better and said with a smile, "Of course, I guess things need to be based on some basis."

Lanzhi glanced coldly at him and picked up a piece of cloth to cover the thunder and fire.

Yang Zifan hurriedly said, "Oh, wait a minute."

He has seen that if only the two of them can go out in the room now, he may be able to escape. The fever of the Holy Dragon has always been a pain for him. If the master rushed here, it will be difficult to do. After a few disputes, he made a small decision.

Lanzhi's hand stopped, and the red silk cloth stopped above. Yang Zifan said, "Although I haven't seen a girl, I know something about the girl."

The silk cloth fell, and Lanzhi didn't seem to be interested in listening to him.

Yang Zifan did not speak, but held his hand and waited.

Lanzhi outside wanted to leave the Queen Mother's house, but when she walked to the door, she became more and more curious about whether he was the man or not.

This question has been swinging in her heart.

Curiosity is sometimes a small hand, a small hand that tickles.

The red silk cloth was lifted, and Yang Zifan looked up at her with his chest in his hands. At this moment, he was not afraid to be recognized by Lanzhi. He could escape two years ago, and now he can escape himself.

"What do you know?" Lanzhi looked at him with bright eyes.

It feels very much like the man on the star platform that day, but the other party's appearance was completely drenched by the rain that day, with great ambiguity and uncertainty.

Yang Zifan's white teeth were unusually eye-catching on his dark face: "I know you are very beautiful." He wanted to say what happened on the star platform, but he didn't know why he felt a strange feeling when he saw Lanzhi's impeccable face and high appearance, and said words that were completely inconsistent with his personality.

"Nonsense." Lanzhi was slightly angry and turned around to leave.

Yang Zifan laughed and said, "Isn't it right?"

Lanzhi suddenly stopped, turned around and stared at him and said, "Two years ago, you were on the star platform." She is impatient and doesn't want to go any further. A man will have nothing in front of her status. The only use is to kill and relieve her frivolous anger.

Yang Zifan's eyes turned around and stared at her and said, "Want to know, let me out."

Who is Lanzhi, but the unique empress in heaven has never been so provoked by others? She said angrily, "What are you? What about letting you out?"

After saying that, his fingers stretched out, and the thunder and fire mask jumped up. Yang Zifan felt that his body finally escaped from the thunder and fire mask, and his whole body turned into the original size, but now he looks a little embarrassed after getting bigger.

Jin Lei and Qinglian Tianhuo are not afraid of, which does not mean that his Taoist robe can stand it. At this time, Yang Zifan is honestly a bare man. If it hadn't been for the mud, and the deliberately made black dress would have leaked long ago, so the first thing Yang Zifan to return to his original state was to take out a ring from the ring. A suit, but unfortunately, his clothes were gone, and he only looked for the Sami suit he wore when he was a monk.

It was very troublesome to wear the Sami suit, so there was a very strange scene in the Queen Mother's room. The beautiful woman's face was slightly red, and the dark man changed his clothes.

Yang Zifan wore layers of clothes slowly. Lanzhi had ever encountered such a thing and was furious. No matter whether Yang Zifan was a man on the star platform or not, a powerful cultivation instantly burst out and a water knife hit him.

Yang Zifan hurriedly turned sideways with a strange cry. The water knife happened to pass by. Lanzhi took the opportunity to pull it. Yang Zifan, who turned to the side, suddenly felt stagnate. In front of him, he suddenly returned to the time when he had not dodged two seconds ago, and the water knife had already reached that position.

"Damn it." Yang Zifan exclaimed, loosened his hand tied with the belt and patted forward. The vitality around him gathered in his hand in an instant, and his palms wedged the water knife and his waist from the bottom up.

"Wang." The drops of water splashed, and both of them were shocked and separated by more than two feet.

Lanzhi looked at him in surprise. Yang Zifan rubbed the back of his painful hand and couldn't figure out why he had escaped and returned to its original place.

"Who are you?" Lanzhi stretched out her hand and surrounded a large area of water, making her look more gorgeous.

Yang Zifan shook his hand and said, "A mortal."

"Can mortals have such cultivation? Bless words." Lanzhi moved, and the floating water around her rolled like waves.

"If you don't believe it, pull it down." Yang Zifan raised his hand and the sky was flying. The temperature in the room reached the extreme in an instant, but none of the items in the room ignited.

"Don't worry about them. Burn them. It's not yours."

It is naturally Lanzhi who protects the things in the house, Yang Zifan laughed.

Lanzhi was furious, and the water spirit spread to Yang Zifan. Yang Zifan smiled and tied the last rope on his clothes leisurely before patting the water spirit.

As soon as the original method comes out, all the laws are broken.

The water dispersed like rain. Yang Zifan looked at her and said, "These are useless to me."

Lanzhi was unmoved and her fingertips flickered. Yang Zifan's eyes and strangely returned to the time when he tied his clothes, but the scattered water around him did not change, but instantly turned into more than a hundred water ropes, and the rope was as sharp as a knife.

Yang Zifan jumped left and right in a hurry and bumped into a table and two chairs to avoid the water column that turned into a knife rope.

Lanzhi didn't give him a chance to breathe and move his fingers again.

Yang Zifan was shocked. The other party's tricks were too strange and he suffered too much when fighting. He quickly shouted, "No! We don't have a mortal hatred. Why do you get angry as soon as you come here?

A large curtain-like water surged in. Yang Zifan hit the water curtain with his hand, and the water fell down so that he was covered with it, and washed away the black mud on his face to reveal his true face.

Another big water curtain fell from the left and right.

Yang Zifan was very busy and said angrily, "Enough." The spiritual consciousness scattered around like a long knife to cut off all the water curtains, and the water curtain fell like rain and drenched him.

Lanzhi's cold eyes stared at the outline in the rain, exactly the same as those on the star platform two years ago.

"It's you."

She said coldly.

Yang Zifan wiped his face and recognized himself. He smiled and said, "I didn't expect it to be you."

Lanzhi's face was like frost, and she pointed to him and said, "I said a word on the stage."

Yang Zifan twisted his sleeves, and he couldn't bear to spoil such a set of clothes. He casually said, "Remember."

"Who the hell are you?" Killing has appeared in the words.

Yang Zifan twisted the corner of his clothes and said, "I told you that I am a mortal."

"How can mortals appear on the star platform?" Lanzhi still didn't believe Yang Zifan's words and thought he was hiding something.

Yang Zifan put down his work and looked up at her and said, "Xingtai, it turned out to be Xingtai! I thought I was dreaming that day.

Lanzhi completely lost the mood of questioning and said in a negative voice, "You will die here."

Yang Zifan glanced at her and said, "You immortals, you don't believe it to tell you the truth. It's just bullshit. You want to kill me to see your ability."

The water spirit around Lanzhi slowly fell down, and there was a strange fluctuation in the room. Yang Zifan's sensitive sense was checked, and he sucked his nose and became serious.

If you can be an emperor of the fairyland, your cultivation will not be low. I'm afraid the art of water control just now is just a pediatric thing.

Suddenly, Lanzhi moved.

Yang Zifan narrowed his eyes and turned into two sky fires in his hand, but in a blink of an eye, he returned to his previous state, and Lanzhi had come to him and stretched out his palm back to make a blow.

"No, that's another move." He quickly started sideways, but his body was obviously bent down, but the scenery in his eyes strangely returned to an upright state.

"Bang!" The sound of slapping the meat is crisp and loud.

Yang Zifan was firmly slapped. He covered his face and looked strangely at the Empress Lanzhi standing not far away and was completely stunned.

Lanzhi sneered and said, "I'll ask you again, who are you?"

Yang Zifan put down his hand and moved the muscles of his face. He said, "Do women like to slap like that? Try it again."

You can't speak until you speak.

Another slap in the face was still the situation just now. Obviously, he dodged it, but strangely returned to the previous state, as if he deliberately slapped him on his face and hit him.

Yang Zifan is a man. How can a man's self-esteem tolerate being slapped like this? He took a breath of cold air, took the lead in attacking, and punched the empress's chest, regardless of the gender of the other party.

Lanzhi did not move. With two sneers, Yang Zifan strangely returned to the position where he stood before and hit the sky with a fierce blow. A circle of cyan flames shook the air that could not be seen in the fists, forming a large circle of ripples swinging around, which shows the power of this punch.

But Yang Zifan was stunned. He looked at his fist and the beautiful woman opposite him. He couldn't figure out what caused such a strange phenomenon.

Just when he was stunned.

"Bang." Another slap hit him firmly in the face.

"Ah!" Yang Zifan is going crazy. This is the first time he has encountered such a situation. It's too weird. He covered his red and swollen face and looked at the Empress who was close at hand and gritted his teeth.

"Don't resist, no one can resist in front of me." The Empress looked at him contemptuously and said arrogantly.

Yang Zifan finally understood how her emperor's position came from. Who can stand such a strange trick, but he is not easy to give in. He was as stubborn as he smiled and said, "What does it have to do with me that others can't resist?"

The Empress laughed and said, "I don't measure myself."

For more than two years, she wanted to kill the man with her eyes every day. Today, she appeared in front of her very happy and relieved her hatred. The continuous slap just was just to relieve her anger and laugh at him. Now she doesn't want to waste time on such a man, so she raised her hand and walked towards him step by step.

All those who offend themselves will only have one end. The Empress firmly believes in this principle, and the smile on her face is even more beautiful and charming, but such a smile is the smile of death.

Yang Zifan took two steps back. He was very clear about the current situation. The window was beside him, but it was impossible to escape. The Empress approached step by step, but he calmed down and seemed to be waiting for the final blow.

The empress raised her hand, and the water spirit gathered into a dagger and inserted it fiercely into her heart. The empress looked at him with great hatred and felt very comfortable. The man who forcibly kissed her finally died under her. Nothing was more interesting than this.

She didn't notice the bad smile on the corners of Yang Zifan's mouth when she slowly closed her eyes. At the moment when the Empress pulled her hand, Yang Zifan suddenly opened her eyes and did a ridiculous thing.

He threw his hands on the Empress.

When the dagger was inserted into Yang Zifan, the Empress thought that everything was over, so he was in a relaxed state. He did not expect that he could do such a thing under a fatal blow.

In order to get it, Yang Zifan is of course accurate.

When the Empress's reaction was also good, the dagger in her hand instantly inserted into Yang Zifan's brain, and at the same time, Yang Zifan's fingers had already hugged her body, and a cyan green lotus fire ignited.

The dagger stopped.

The fire burned beside the Empress's head.

The posture between the two is very ambiguous!

Yang Zifan hugged the Empress shamelessly, which was tighter than the octopus.

The fragrance is soft in the arms, and the fragrance of the Empress is still in her nose.

"If you want to move, you have to die." Yang Zifan threatened and added, "I have an immortal body. You can't kill me."

The Empress was furious, but she was hugged and couldn't use her magic power at all. She heard the man say that she had an immortal face.

The immortal body.

For immortals, which is also the legendary realm of cultivation, how can he practice?

Yang Zifan guessed her idea and said in her ear, "If you don't believe it, feel my wound."

The Empress used her spiritual sense to look at it, and a trace of panic flashed in her eyes. The wound on Yang Zifan's chest quickly healed. Although she was an emperor of the fairyland, she was also a daughter. It would naturally panic if she hugged people like this.

Yang Zifan doesn't care. He is fragrant, soft and comfortable, but he always has to pay attention to the strange fairy skills of the other party.

Now that they are close, their spiritual senses have already met. They are clear about each other's actions, and no one dares to move around.

"You don't have to talk like this." Yang Zifan was very rogue and shameless, and sighed in her ear.

The Empress hummed and turned her head to silence.

Yang Zifan said again, "It was a misunderstanding to see you that time. I don't know where I went. I just thought I was dreaming that I would be injured. An old monk would heal me."