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214 Brave Monkey

"Tianyuan? Is this the Heavenly Garden?" Looking at the scene in front of them, Lin Fan and others felt a little dizzy. At this time, they seem to be in a fairy garden, endless fairy fruits hanging all over the branches, dazzling, emitting a strong fragrance, making people move their fingers without fasting, and on the ground, there are countless immortal grasses that can't be named, emitting the fragrance of medicine. Even if they smell it, they feel relaxed and happy. In addition, the colorful deer, the white jade rabbit, the elegant white crane, and all kinds of fairy objects soar and jump in the field, and everything seems extremely peaceful.

"This... this is really a good place for his (harmonious) mother! In the human world, I'm afraid you can't find such a place in the four major regions!" Everyone was stunned, and they were really shocked by what they saw in front of them. Not to mention this strong aura, these fairy fruits and herbs, if in the human world, are the things that major religious people will grab their heads. The aura contained in it is really too strong!

"Gudu!" A sound of swallowing saliva sounded. As soon as Lin Fan and others heard the sound, their eyes were stunned. Then they looked at the source of the sound and saw Dawei staring at a pair of dull eyes and looking at the fairy fruit in front of them... No, they were looking at the deer and white cranes that were running or flying. At this time, even a fool can see clearly what the little guy is thinking about.

"Don't drool! My clothes are going to be stained by you!" Lin Fan flicked his head politely.

"Who...who is drooling?" Dawei immediately denied it, but he stretched out his small front paws and rubbed his mouth with extreme guilty. At a glance, he saw the three-legged golden black staring staring at a pair of golden eyes and looking at himself contemptuously. Suddenly, Dawei was even more ashamed. He stared at the three-legged golden black milky voice and said, "What do you think I do, yellow-haired bird? Do you think I didn't hear the purring in your stomach? Humph! Let me tell you, I actually heard it!"

As soon as Dawei said this, Lin Fan and others were suddenly speechless, but before they could speak again, they heard a sound. The voice is crisp and pleasant, like a nightingale coming out of the valley, and the voice is gentle and touching. However, Lin Fan and others did not appreciate the beautiful woman at this time. When they looked up, they had an idea. They shook their bodies, and the five people and two beasts were all hidden in the dense leaves. The trees here are tall and dense, but at this time, they have become a natural barrier for Lin Fan and others.

The sound is getting closer and closer, and Lin Fan and others can hear their voices clearly. This is the first group of people they met after coming to the so-called Heavenly Garden, which is of great help for them to understand this place. At present, they all look at the ground through the heavy leaves and listen attentively to what they say.

Lin Fan narrowed his eyes through the heavy leaves and looked down, and saw seven or eight women with a blue face about 20 years old coming here. Lin Fan did not dare to open his eyes. He knew that his eyes would emit an inexplicable fluctuation, which was very easy to be perceived. Even mortals could, not to mention high monks whose sense of touch was more than a thousand times stronger than that of mortals.

Through the dense leaves, Lin Fan saw a round-faced woman walking on the side and turned her head and said, "Several sisters, do you know who the Lord has invited to visit this time?"

"It's hard to say! Xianzhen will be the most famous gathering in our Penglai Hall. Our Penglai Hall has an extremely important position in the whole heavenly garden. Although there are many people who can be attracted by the temple owner and invited to the Xianzhen Association, there will not be many. After arriving here, we can really eat Xianzhen. I'm afraid there will be even fewer!"

"There are not many, but it is said that there are many people who come every time! Some seniors must arrive every time, and every time some new excellent descendants are also invited by the Lord. Alas, I haven't seen what Xianzhen will look like..."

"If you meet two fairy fairs, you will be a water monster! I won't come here to pick immortals! You don't even think that the Xianzhen meeting will only be held once in ten thousand years!"

"It will be held once every ten thousand years... Oh, by the way, I heard that Xianzhen was ruined by a monkey ten thousand years ago..."

"Shut up! How can you talk nonsense about this kind of thing? If it reaches the ears of the Lord, I'm afraid we will all go up to the marrow removal platform!"

A group of seven or eight people chattered and said all kinds of gossip, but as soon as a woman who was obviously two or three years younger than others opened her mouth, she was scolded by several others at the same time. At the same time, Lin Fan keenly saw scruples and even a trace of fear from their faces.

"I don't know what happened ten thousand years ago? Unexpectedly, these servants dare not mention it! Moreover, hearing this, it seems that this is the so-called fairy garden of Penglai Hall, and the so-called monkey seemed to have disturbed the Xianzhenhui that Penglai Hall was proud of ten thousand years ago..." Lin Fan and others looked at each other and saw curiosity in each other's eyes, but this matter was obviously a taboo.

However, they then smiled.

But when the young girl opened her mouth again, she said in a begging tone, "Sisters, can you tell me?" Shall we talk about it in private? There is no one else here. As long as we don't say it, it will definitely not reach the ears of the Lord!" The young girl looked at several other older women with eager eyes, with a coquettish pout on her face, which looked particularly coquettish.

"This..." Everyone obviously loved the little girl very much. Hearing her pensive tone and seeing the delicate expression on her face, her face suddenly showed a hesitant look.

When the little girl saw the play, she was shocked and tried harder to please. It didn't take long for them to lose the battle and heard a woman who was obviously the leader: "I can do it at midnight, but remember, don't go outside to talk nonsense! If the Lord hears it and investigates it, we will have a hard time!" Speaking of the last sentence, the women shivered at the same time, but Lin Fan's heart moved. The Lord of Penglai didn't seem to be a good stubble!

Thinking so, Lin Fan and others did not slack off at all. Instead, they listened more attentively to the conversation of the people below. It didn't take long to hear the general plot of that year.

Generally speaking, a monkey was very brave. I don't know where he heard the fairy meeting of Penglai Hall in Tianyuan. A few days before the fairy meeting, he rushed all the way up from the lower world and said that he wanted to eat Xianzhen. However, the owner of Penglai Temple looked very arrogant, saying that the fairy house would be prepared for people and animals were not allowed to enter. These words immediately annoyed the monkey. He didn't say anything at that time, but sneered and left with a big stick. The Lord of Penglai didn't care either. After all, the people in the heavenly garden are all very arrogant. In their eyes, the people in the lower world are like ants. But all this completely changed his view of "lower world ants" on the day of Xianzhen's meeting.

At that Xianzhen conference, everyone was waiting for Xianzhen to serve, but when they saw Xianzhen, everyone's faces changed instantly. Where are the immortals? It's all meat! Steamed whole deer, stir-fried cranes, all kinds of exotic beasts that Tianyuan is proud of have turned into hot delicacies! Even if the Lord of Penglai felt bad, he flew to Xianzhen Garden and saw a scene that made him so depressed that he wanted to vomit blood.

A monkey, hanging upside down on the tree, seems to be sleeping soundly. The fairy tree, which should have been full of fruit, is already bare, but the ground is full of kernels. And the deer and crane in the forest have long disappeared. What made him vomit more blood was that the spiritual grass that had grown on the ground for many generations was even dug away! It can be said that the Xianzhen Garden at this time is almost the same as an abandoned garden!

But what made him vomit blood is still behind. The Lord of Penglai immediately came forward without saying a word, but looking for the monkey was quite a scoundrel and did not fight with him at all. Relying on a strange body method, he shuttled back and forth in the space and captured more than half a day of hiding in Xianzhen Garden with the Lord of Penglai Temple. The owner of Penglai ate the ashes for a long time, but he didn't even touch the monkey's hair! Originally, he was angry and wanted to vomit blood, but the monkey said at this time: "Mr. Monkey is thirsty. Go and drink some wine!"

The Lord of Penglai was stunned. Even if his face changed greatly, he ignored the monkey and flew to the wine shop. But the monkey's body is really too strange, extremely fast, and it has gone to the wine shop unconsciously. When the owner of Penglai arrived at the restaurant, he almost fainted. He only saw a divine thought floating in the air: the wine is not bad. Give me some for my brother to taste!

The owner of Penglai still had the last chance, but when he saw the empty wine cellar, he was completely crazy! He has the impulse to scold his mother: Is this your (harmonious) mother? You have taken it all!

But then, he went crazy again. At this time, an idea floated out of an empty wine pool: After drinking some wine, I was dizzy. I went to see if there were any pills to sober up! Behind, there is also a big monkey smiling face!

Looking at the monkey's smiling face, the owner of Penglai had the impulse to punch him, but at this time, he had to rush to the Danfang. However, obviously, he slowed down another step. The door of the room was opened, and the elixir inside had fainted, and the elixir in the room had already disappeared, and not even one was left!

Well, this Danwan is not very delicious, but just some. My brothers may like it!

Another divine idea! Another divine thought! Perceiving this divine thought, the Lord of Penglai could no longer suppress his anger. He looked up to the sky with a long roar, and the surging waves suddenly lifted the roof of the whole Dan house! Then, the angry scolding of the Lord Penglai echoed in the whole garden: "Your (harmonious) mother's elixir is that I have been cheated and stolen for eight thousand years and then melted for 2,000 years before it came out today. Your (harmonious) mother's medicine has not been left for me! You (harmonious)... You (harmonious) damn it..." An angry roar spread all over the heavenly garden and shocked everyone all of a sudden.

No one would have thought that the owner of Penglai, who has always been gentle and gentlemanly, would have such a day regardless of image! In particular, the sentence "8 years of abduction and stealing" made everyone laugh endlessly. This is a naked (harmonious) anger and telling the truth!

But the monkey seems to be born with a restless master. Soon, a voice spread throughout the heavenly garden: "Your wife, your man's mistress was found by me... in..."

When everyone heard this, they were stunned! The Lord of Penglai even raised a mistress, which is a big gossip! For a while, the army swarmed to the place where the monkey shouted.

But it's not over. Soon, the monkey's voice sounded again.

"Ouch! There is not only Xiao San, but also Xiao Si! In...

Another group of people searched for it. At this time, the whole Tianyuan had begun to be in chaos, but it was not over. The monkey seemed to be in chaos in the Tianyuan. It didn't take long for them to shout again.

"Ouch! The illegitimate son and illegitimate daughter of the Lord of Penglai used to live here! Oh, she is still a beautiful woman! But this man is a little embarrassed! Unlike the Lord of Penglai!" As soon as this came out, the whole heavenly garden suddenly exploded, and another part of people followed. At the same time, it is also curious whether the "shabby man" looks like the Lord Penglai. Is it difficult for someone to wear a hat for the Lord Penglai?

At this time, the Lord of Penglai Temple was afraid. He was really afraid. If he allowed the monkey to make trouble again, God knew what "news" he would come out! Moreover, these news are not fabricated, they are all real! And that's not like my own child, and I seem to have doubts! Thinking of this, his head is eight big!

But this did not make him feel afraid. What really scared him was the monkey's subsequent shouting words: "Lord Penglai's wife, don't catch the traitor! The fishy man in your house is in the Dan room! Be careful that he absconded for a while!"

Hearing this, the Lord Penglai suddenly felt weak all over. He wanted to run quickly, but his legs and stomach suddenly cramped at this time! Damn it! It's not good! At this time, the owner of Penglai had a desire to die. If he had known this, didn't he have directly allowed the dead monkey to come to the Xianzhen meeting at that time? Why is it so uncontrollable now?

If you want a monkey, the monkey will arrive. Just as the owner of Penglai sat down on the ground with a pale face, the void in front of him suddenly cracked a passage, and a monkey face with a treacherous face appeared in front of him. He looked at the dejected owner of Penglai with a smile and said, "Master Penglai, you are doing well recently!"

"Good job, your mother!" As soon as he saw this monkey face, the leg and stomach of the Lord of Penglai seemed to have no cramps. He sat up and jumped and scolded. At the same time, he also attacked the monkey. However, the monkey disappeared directly with a smile. At the same time, he only felt a flash in front of his eyes. Just before he figured out what was going on, he sent it out. The offensive actually counterattacked to his face! His fists hit his eyes fiercely, and suddenly he was black!

And at this time, the monkey's voice sounded again in the heavenly garden: "No! The Lord of Penglai is crazy! He disabled himself!"

The time when the monkey shouted was just right. While he shouted, someone happened to see the owner of Penglai come out of the Dan room with a black face, with hair, dark eyes, trembling and ferocious face. In short, it was a standard crazy look!

Tianyuan fell into chaos for a while. Of course, it's not so much chaos as happiness. In the cultivation world, in the Tianyuan where the strong are like forests, but such a pleasant thing has not happened for a long time! Everyone is scrambling to recite the "great deeds" of the Lord of Penglai Hall. Bao Xiaosan and Xiaosi raised illegitimate daughters, were chased by their wives, and then they were exposed to pretend to be crazy... In short, one thing completely sent the whole Penglai Hall to the peak of the momentum of the Heavenly Garden, and the Lord of Penglai was also commented For the most popular man in Tianyuan for countless years! And all this, the Lord Penglai wants to cry without tears! Damn it! Didn't I just ask you to come to the Xianzhen meeting? Is it necessary to have such a big battle?

Soon after that, Penglai Hall began to refute the rumor, claiming that it was all a prank committed by a monkey on that day, but not long after the rumor refuting order was issued, the evil monkey came out again. With just one sentence, the owner of Penglai Hall, who was already "famous day by day", made it a hundred feet more famous. The peak.

"Did I tell you that the Lord of Penglai was punished by his wife to kneel on the wall again last night?"

Wan!

The sky garden is boiling! It's completely boiling! Everyone is discussing everything about the Lord Penglai, and there is even a special "news team" that follows the Lord Penglai and controls his words and deeds. Even if he sighs, someone will immediately spread out to make all kinds of speculations, such as being punished by his wife for not being allowed to eat and only drinking cold water, or being His wife kicked off the bed and slept on the floor and so on. For a while, the owner of Penglai Temple would tremble and tremble all day long. If he hadn't been afraid of being caught by those damn ubiquitous "news teams" again, he really wanted to cry happily! Damn it! Dead monkey! It's all your scourge!

It took a long time for several women to finish the whole story. Although they already know the "inside story" of it, they can't help laughing when they talk about it. However, the young girl couldn't help lying on the ground with a smile and rolling around, while constantly patting her well-developed chest.

Sister, this monkey is so cute! Haha! I said, I said how did the Lord turn down when he saw the monkey's face? That's the reason! Haha! Haha! I really want to see that monkey!"

"Ziwei, don't talk nonsense! That monkey is so powerful that it may secretly look at you somewhere!" An elderly woman smiled and scared her.