Chapter 9 "Childbirth" and "Csection"

Chapter 9, "Childbirth" and "Csection"

Several elders took turns to look at Feng Yang, poke their tongue and check their pulses. After checking for a long time, they didn't see anything.

"Grandma, have you finished the examination? I won't really get pregnant!"

"Lord, I really can't see it now. It will take at least half a month to understand!"

Feng Yang danced angrily, waved the jade bottle in his hand randomly, and scolded loudly:

"Half of you, if I'm really pregnant, each of you will give me a sip of the water in this jade bottle, and everyone will give birth with me!"

The elders are frightened. They are not afraid of having children. The spring of gestation can only be effective if they drink it for the first time. They have been born for a long time. What they are afraid is that Fengyang accidentally dropped the jade bottle!

"Lord, worry, don't fall into the spring of fertility!"

"I don't care. If I'm really pregnant, you have to give birth with me! Whoo, I don't want to have a baby..."

The elders looked at the jade bottle and didn't know whether to be happy or worried for a moment.

For hundreds of thousands of years, several bold women have tried to take out the jade bottle so that future generations can avoid the terrible torture of the illusion array, but they have undoubtedly failed. Now the jade bottle has been taken out by the owner. Is the effect of pregnancy still there?

"Ah-!!!"

There was another scream in the pool. After the elders arrived, they sent several women to check the situation of the statue to see if the illusion array was still there. Judging from the current reaction, the situation was not good!

Sar women came back, short of breath, and said in a trance, "No, nothing, nothing..."

"What's gone? Eat this first!" The elder gave several women a reassurance pill. After eating it, he quickly regained some calmness.

"E Elder, the statue is gone, and there is nothing left on the pool!"

"Ah-!!!"

Several elders were so shocked that they went into the water to check in person. The old body was so cold that it was almost scattered in the pool. Soon after, the old screams came out again, confirming the disappearance of the statue!

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Feng Yang returned to his residence at the foot of the mountain, playing with the jade bottle in his hand. He looked up and down to see what was going on. There were dozens of small bowls full of springs in front of him!

The elders don't know what to do with this spring of gestation, but they don't have the courage to take charge in person, so they have to gather the people who want to have children first to see if the spring in this jade bottle has any effect on pregnancy!

"Sister Yi, where do you think the water in this bottle comes from? Look, I poured so much out, not a few at all. It seems that it will never be finished?

"Lord, stop playing. You will scare the elder again in a while!"

"They deserve to be scared to death. Isn't it just that the stone statue is missing? Like the dead, they cry and cry. I'm the son of God. Of course, this jade bottle works better in my hand than in the hand of the stone!"

"I hope so!"

"Don't you believe it? Then why don't you take a sip?"

"Well, I believe it, I believe it!"

Not long after, Fengyang's residence was full of people, and countless Miao women of childbearing age came and drank the sweet spring of fertility with mixed joy and sorrow!

What is happy is that they can skip the illusion array and drink the spring directly. Because of the horror of the illusion array, many women of age are too late to face it.

Worry is that this spring of gestation has been taken out by the master. Does it really have the effect of gestation?

Fengyang was very busy and happy. Those who came did not refuse. The water in the jade bottle poured out bowl by bowl, and his mouth kept nagging, giving birth together, together!

Bai Yi looked at the excited and strange owner speechlessly and thought to himself, if the master was really pregnant, would he give birth to a boy or a girl?

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The next day, there was a knock on the door.

"Master, get up, the sun is shining on the fart!"

Waited for a while and didn't respond. Bai Yi pushed the door with a basin of water and pushed in. He saw Feng Yang still sleeping sideways and approached the bedside to wake him up. Suddenly, his hands loosened and the basin fell freely!

"Bw!!!"

"Ah!!!"

Feng Yang was awakened by Bai Yi's screams and suddenly shrank to the other side of the bed!

"Sister Yi, what are you doing? Do you want to scare people to death?"

Bai Yi stretched out a finger and pointed to Feng Yang's stomach tremblingly, and then it was Feng Yang's turn to scream like a shocking scream!

"Ah-!!!"

The elders came again and were surprised to see Feng Yang's big belly. The speed of gestation was too fast. It was just one day and one night, and it was already the image of October pregnancy!

"Grandma, come up and find a way. I don't want to be a mother. I don't want to be a mother. Whoo, I'm not ready yet. I don't want to be a mother. I want to be a father..."

"Lord, the time is tonight or tomorrow. Get ready. The old man will definitely make you produce smoothly!"

"Old woman, you, you..." Feng Yang pointed to several elders, his fingers trembled with anger and couldn't speak.

Looking at the poor Fengyang, Bai Yi came forward and comforted him, "Lord, if you don't want to be a mother, then I'll be a mother for the child. Will you be a father?"

"Puff!!!" Feng Yang finally fainted!

In a flash, it was late at night. Tonight's moonlight was particularly soft. Under the moonlight, there was a snow outside the door, and countless Miao women were waiting for the painful "birth" of the Lord!

"Ah!!! It hurts me to death. I won't play anymore, ah--

"Lord, open your mouth, take a deep breath, and then push hard!" Bai Yi held Feng Yang and gently pushed his right hand under his back.

"Push, push your heads! It hurts so much. Have you ever seen a man give birth to a child? Where will the baby be born? I'm going to die, I'm going to die, ah-"

Feng Yang asked, the women in charge of delivering the baby were stunned. Yes, men don't have a uterus or birth canal at all. Where should the child be born?

The elder guarded beside him thought for a moment and pulled out a sharp dagger. Under the action of the shaking knife light, how to look at the old face makes people feel gloomy and horrible!

Fengyang grabbed Bai Yi's arm, moved his position in pain, and asked in horror, "Grandma, what are you doing with a knife?"

"Lord, don't be afraid. You can only use this method. I promise you will be fine, Xiaolan, go and prepare some ants to bite the wound later!"

"Old woman, dare, don't come here, don't come here, ah-!!!"

"Don't be afraid. As long as Baiyi's Black Gay bites on your stomach, it can achieve the effect of anesthesia and ensure that it won't hurt at all!"

Feng Yang's hands and feet were pressed on **, and it was useless to struggle. Bai Yi summoned twice, and a black spider came out of his wrist, then climbed on his stomach, and bit it with black teeth!

The woman named Xiaolan also came back, holding a box in her hand. When she opened it, it was a dense big ant. The powerful clamp could bite any knife wound tightly!

"Old woman, if I don't die, I will definitely throw you into the poison pit, and all of you, I will let you drink ten bowls of springs of fertility, and then give birth to all of them by Caesarean section!"

Feng Yang cursed evilly that the spider's toxin had played a role, spreading from the stomach to the whole body. The painful swelling and pain eased a lot, and then his consciousness began to be a little anesthetized.

In a trance, he saw the elder approaching step by step and slowly demonized in his eyes, as if he had become a half-worm seen in the illusion array. He raised his knife ferociously to open his intestines and stomach!

His eyes fluttered, and several women who held him down turned into terrible half-worms. The eyes of those two pairs of insects flashed with the excitement of eating a big meal, and he was a big meal slaughtered by insects!

Fear, fear, struggle, but in his heart or his nature, he has a heart that does not admit defeat, does not accept fate, is full of bloodthirsty and noble, full of killing and justice!

He still has a lot to do, and there are still many people waiting for him. He still has many responsibilities to bear. He can't be a big meal of half-worms. He has to struggle and he has to resist!

A special force circulates rapidly in the abdomen. Feng Yang can feel that the blood of his whole body is crazily plundered, but he believes that power, which is his power, a kind of flesh-and-blood power!

The elder's dagger held Feng Yang's upper chest and abdomen, nodded seriously to the women who held Feng Yang, withered his hands and stabbed down!

The white light, endless white light, rushed out of the wooden house, and all the Miao women waiting outside the door knelt down. It was natural in their hearts. The owner gave birth to children, and the sky fell auspicious!

Several people in the room were pushed away, and their eyes were temporarily white. After a while, their eyesight gradually recovered, but the white light was still there, and they vaguely saw a figure in the light source!

The roof broke, and the white light and shadow rose into the air. The Miao people slowly saw the light and shadow, wearing a fluttering white veil, holding a long bottle of white jade, and stepping on the white lotus, which is exactly the image of the statue of the main god!

"The Miao people welcome the Lord God!"

Feng Yang opened his eyes vaguely and saw the kneeling below over and over again, and then looked at his own situation. The jade bottle was in his hand and the white lotus was flying!

Am I dreaming?

Or did the damn old woman kill me by mistake?

Well, it should be a dream. How can the dead have such a good treatment? This is a shining and flying white lotus!

When the heart moved, the white lotus quickly took up, and Fengyang wanted to enjoy this wonderful dream!

"Congratulations to the Lord God!"

Bai Lian went away, and the light outside the house returned to normal. Bai Yi withdrew her raised eyes and found that ** was empty and the wind Yang was gone!

"Ah!!! The Lord God took the Lord away--!"

The vast mountaineering began, and countless Miao people chased away the little white starlight in the night sky. No matter what the intention of the Lord God was, they must go to the top of the cliff to pray and wait!

Feng Yang didn't know that he had caused such a big misunderstanding. He freely drove the white lotus around the world, shouted happily, was full of pride, and forgot his painful "birth" problem!