Postscript: The Happy Life of Hapi II Immortals

The Taoist priest's mouth hidden under his messy beard trembled and trembled with his beard. He was very happy. He said very seriously, "Girl, your hand is a little imaginable with a female benefactor who used to tell fortunes. You are also a Boxing reincarnation, but you are better than her, red and lucky..."

Su Siman interrupted him and said, "Taoist priest, can you calculate for me? When can I have children?"

But the Taoist priest narrowed his eyes, touched her pulse again, and was surprised: "The donor's pulse is gentle, yin is better than yang deficiency, and yang is insufficient." But when he said this, he also felt that it was very bullshit. If his yang was not enough, he could still be red and bright. There must be something wrong!

He suddenly smiled and said, "Girl might as well go somewhere with me, maybe she can cure this infertility."

"Oh?" Su Siman raised her eyebrows in surprise, "Where are you going?"

"Just follow the poor road." But he stretched out his hand to draw in the void and said, "Go up!"

Su Siman stood in time and space on the soles of his feet, and he was driving through the clouds and fog. She was stunned and screamed, "Let me go, let me go!" While shaking the Taoist priest, but with how much power she exerted, the other party seemed to be not strong at all and did not move.

Su Siman was completely stunned. Just as she was in a panic, a familiar voice suddenly came from her ear: "Yangzhou, it's time to bring you back to the heavenly court."

is a crane half-immortal.

Su Simman woke up like a dream. Yes, the old man must have arrested her to participate in the speech contest now. Short oil, how can you forget this? But then again, she is not interested in any competition now. She just wants to go back and reunite with her husband. The god of death, who cheated his father, finally lived a happy life. Why don't you know the beauty of adulthood?

She saw the crane half-fairy looking at the river very leisurely, standing with her back to facing a starry river, and the broken fan was pinned to her waist pole.

Su Simman walked up to scare him and shouted behind his back, "Hey!"

Hebanxian turned around leisurely. Ah, strangely, Hebanxian is obviously an old man with white hair. Who is the handsome boy with silver hair in front of him? Su Siman stared at him suspiciously and asked, "Who are you? Why are you dressed like a crane?"

Hebanxian pulled out the fan from his waist pole, fanned leisurely, and smiled at the corners of his lips. Hey, the picky eyes are a little familiar. I'm a crane half-immortal."

Su Siman was confused: "But Hebanxian is an old man, not as young and beautiful as you."

He Banxian tilted the corners of his mouth and smiled, and the broken fan covered his jaw: "But I'm Hebanxian." He added, "Yaozhou, I found that you have changed a lot when you went down to earth, especially much more stupid, and your eyes are not good. Come on, drink this." As soon as he stretched out his hand, somehow, there was an extra cup on his broken fan. In the blink of an eye, the empty cup was full of water again.

It's like magic, interesting! Su Siman also forgot the big deal of treating infertility and wanted to ask him how he did it. Then he opened his mouth. The water in the cup suddenly automatically connected into a pillar of water and poured into her mouth. She had no choice but to swallow it.

After swallowing the last mouthful of water, all kinds of grievances in the previous life and present life came like clouds. The hair style of her clothes has completely changed. This is the real her, Princess Yaozhou, who is well-known in the three worlds.

That day, Tianhou's sister told her that Fu Xie Shangjun was going to go to the lower world to experience the disaster, so she begged her sister to send her to the lower world. She wanted to accompany him. My sister said that this kind of life-saving thing is terrible and will damage the immortality. However, she is very capricious, and she must be a nine-headed glutton who can't look back. My sister finally didn't stand her stalking and decided to secretly let her down to the earth while the Emperor of Heaven was away, and also entrusted He Baiyu and Si Mingxingjun to take care of her secretly.

I never thought that He Baiyu somehow heard some unclear rumors and mistakenly thought that she was going to experience a disaster in the lower world. She didn't want her to meet the mortal body of the evil emperor, and deliberately threw her into another time and space. More than half a day later, the Empress realized that something had gone wrong. At this time, more than ten years had passed in the world, and there was no way. In order to save it, she had to do something wrong with the time-travel speech contest. Alas, Lai He and Bai Yu are not reliable.

Yaozhou immediately understood a lot of things after this series of causes and consequences. No wonder the red apricot princess of the State of Chu was a fool. The body was originally prepared for her, but her soul fell elsewhere. The body was invisible and godless. No wonder she was stupid.

Yaozhou asked again, "Where's your brother He Bailing?"

He Baiyu rolled his eyes and shook his fan twice: "He went down to cross the disaster and refused to come back, saying that he was going to be reincarnated. While the man is still alive and young, he can continue his relationship with him when he is reborn again."

"Oh. I'm not talking nonsense. Your brother is simply looking for abuse. But it's not bad. It looks a little like a big love saint. Yaozhou looked clear and said, "It is said that the beasts are ruthless, but I didn't expect that your feathers are also affectionate."

He Baiyu knocked on her with a fan and said dissatisfiedly, "How to speak!" If you go down to the world, you will become vulgar!" Then he took back the broken fan and fanned his face tremblingly. "My brother is an exception. Like the immortals of our feather clan, they are all elegant and handsome, so the opposite sex is very good. But we look down on those mediocre women, but there are too many mediocre women like this, and they always like to chew their tongues about how unsympathetic our feathers are. He sighed depressedly and glanced at Yaozhou, "In fact, it's all wrong to us. Once the immortals of the feather clan are emotional, they will not change for the rest of their lives, let alone abandon them.

Yaozhou laughed and hummed several times. He Baiyu could only return her reaction with white eyes and was not very satisfied.

"Yes, is Fu Xie Shangjun back?" Yaozhou remembered this most important question.

He Baiyu shook his head: "He wants to leave the disaster of the third world. How can he come back so soon?"

"Third?" Yaozhou stared, "So what I just spent with him is the first life?"

He Baiyu nodded, and the small broken fan shook happily: "The birthday of the Emperor of Heaven is coming. You can't run around in the lower world so as not to be noticed by him, understand?"

Yaozhou nodded and shook his head again: "No, I have to go down to accompany him."

He Baiyu rolled his eyes and pulled the broken fan, and the familiar palace in the mortal world came into view. On the wide couch, there was an old man with white hair, and a beautiful teenager was kneeling in front of the couch and crying with pear blossoms and rain.

Yao Zhou shouted, "What, the one lying down is Fuxie Shangjun? Is he so old?" As she spoke, she suddenly found that in the illusion, the weak old man on the couch seemed to faintly... have swallowed his breath?

It's a trap!!!!! Yaozhou simply wanted to roar! Speaking of conversation, more than ten years have passed in the world?! That's not right! She looked around and suddenly realized that orz, this is still in the time mirror, and a minute in the time mirror is equivalent to a day in the world! He Baiyu, you are a cheater, you are a cheater! You are cruel!

In the blink of an eye, he saw that the king's soul of Fuxie left his body and turned into the reincarnation path again.

"I'll find him!" She said resolutely and turned around to leave.

"Is that how you go?" He Baiyu grabbed her and looked at her a few times. "Don't you go to see your sister?"

Yaozhou was uncomfortable and said angrily, "I won't go. When I come back from chatting with my sister, I guess I will go back to the heavenly court, then I will have no chance. Do you have anything else to say? I'll go first if it's okay. I have to go down to find him immediately.

He Baiyu curled the corners of his mouth and covered half of his face with a fan. The exposed half was really beautiful and touching, but Yaozhou was not in the mood to appreciate his beauty.

"If you go on like this and cleanse the chaos of the mortal world. It is easy to be found and difficult to hide your deeds. It is better to change back to the mortal world and still use the body of the mortal body. Don't worry, that body is very strong and can withstand your toss.

When the mother-in-law of He Baiyu got up, she was really not inferior to a woman. Yaozhou curled her lips.

He Baiyu didn't care about Yaozhou's little expression at all and continued, "If you want to live a normal life and have children like a normal person, you have to take some water from the Jiusheng Pool to drink."

"Oh? But I don't know where Jiusheng Pool is. Yaozhou stamped his feet in a hurry.

"Look here." A crane white feather fan, a small silver bottle appeared in the palm of his hand. I guessed that you would do this and brought it for you. Remember, every time you want to have a child, take a drop and take it. This small bottle is enough for you to use it for several lifetimes in the world.

"Thank you!" Yaozhou Lezi took the small silver bottle from his hand and said "goodbye". Before the words fell, he had run down and fell into the clouds.

Leaving He Baiyu to stand for a long time before leaving.

*****

The Little Theater

Background: Yaozhou girl rushed down to the earth not fast enough. She was delayed on the road and didn't catch up with the second life of the evil brother, because she stepped on the mortal land, and her evil brother died...

There is no way, Yaozhou can only wait for the third generation of Fuxie's brother to be reincarnated.

fragment 1:

A woman smiled wickedly: My father-in-law, you are finally an adult, and I have been waiting so hard!

The bookish and beautiful teenager is full of black lines: Madam, you have been a child bride in my house for 16 years. Can I not be an adult...

fragment two:

A thin and beautiful teenager: Madam, why did you invite yourself to my family as a child's daughter-in-law back then?

A woman scratched her head: I couldn't watch you swallow in my last life, and I didn't catch up with you in my last life. I can't miss anything in my life!

Bookish, thin and beautiful teenager:... (Inner monologue: What a terrible look, it came out in the last life... Is this true? It's terrible! Why did my wife know so much about her previous life? Is it a monster? Thriller-afraid- calm-ah, even if it's a monster, it recognizes birds, and the wife is the cutest...)

Segment 3:

Booky, thin and beautiful young man: Madam, what are you secretly eating? Can I eat it?

A woman quickly hid something, and her face said, "No. This thing is for women to eat. Only when you eat it can you have a baby, understand?

Bookish, thin and beautiful young man: Oh... No wonder you haven't moved in the past few years... (Look at a woman's belly)

A woman stared:......

Segment 4:

A woman patted her big belly and lay**, looked majestic and blessed, and stretched out her hand: My father-in-law, what about my little silver bottle?

Booky, thin and beautiful young man: Here you are.

A woman exclaimed in surprise: Why is the bottle empty? I remember a lot more!

The bookish, thin and beautiful young man smiled calmly: It's better to have fun alone than to have fun together. I went to the well at the head of the village! Those who have been unable to raise children in the village can finally solve the problem.

A woman was dizzy: ... (Secret speculation: Is it useful for mortals to drink that thing? Is it useful? Then I thought, well, my father-in-law is really kind and good. It's good not to be a prince emperor, but a flat-headed ordinary person. This small life is delicious. le......）

fragment 5:

A woman wiped her sweat, looked at the smooth little Luobu head on the kang, and was angry with her husband: Husband, you are no longer allowed to pick up the well water in the village head!

Thin and beautiful young man, blinking puzzledly: Why?

A woman looked at her round belly, and then looked at the neat row of small radish heads on the kang, and felt the pain of broken eggs and milk deeply. Finger your belly: Look, the well water can't be drunk. In just a few years, I have had seven babies in one breath, and now I'm still pregnant with two babies. Do you want to live this?

Thin and beautiful young man: Oh... As you said, I have a high hit rate...

A woman is crazy, secretly slandered, tall fart! That water is weird! He Baiyu, you are a cheater, you can't explain it clearly! Just say that according to the drip, once the well water is diluted, it can be stained with less than a drop of water, right? What's the trick?! One Huai said less than two, but more than three! Do you still want someone to live? Why did other women in the village drink that water and didn't see anyone pregnant? Why...cough! And you, father-in-law, look at your body. Why is your combat effectiveness so strong and the hit rate so high...

Looking at the madness of the woman, the beautiful young man quickly knew the mistake and corrected it: Next time I go to the mountainside to get water, by the way, you can't drink the water in the stream, because the water in the stream may also be mixed with the water in the well.

A woman almost fainted and barely calmed down: father-in-law, let's move.

Skinny and beautiful young man: Oh, listen to the wife. Let's move tomorrow. Narrator: Dude, don't you have to prepare for moving? Move directly? Awesome man)

A woman touched her belly and muttered: In your last life, you always said how diligent your cow is, but my land is not fat, so I can't grow crops. Look, now I have made up for my previous life in one go.

It was the previous life again!

There is only one reaction of the thin and beautiful young man: Oh! What about screaming? What about ecstasy? Or are you going to be bullied by your wife again?)

The last Piez: In fact, a thin man doesn't like his daughter-in-law to have a baby. How time it takes to have a baby? The sheets have not been rolled enough. Raise your hands and feet to agree to move!

A woman is actually very wronged. Who on earth is going through the disaster?

(the end of the book)