First time: Love naturally meets a strange encounter, happy to meet the goddess
China in the 21st century is a sunny day. In the inaccessible mountains, a young man rides a folding off-road bicycle between the jungle and the hills.
He deliberately did not go along the road to see where he was lonely, and enjoyed the fun of trekking as he wanted. During the long vacation, I like to wander alone, stay away from the city and modern society, and stay away from troubles and pressure.
"People are really comfortable in nature. Shi Yun: 'If you stay in the cage for a long time, you will return to nature.'" He was thinking with a smile when he suddenly found something. He couldn't help opening his eyes and looking at it.
Seeing what it was, the young man couldn't help shouting in surprise: "Monkey, monkey?!"
Sure enough, that's a monkey.
A monkey is moving across the bush. It is also turning its head and looking this way to see the uninvited guest who came to the mountains - a young male named Zhao Jin from the city.
"It's really desolate to see monkeys!" Zhao Jin thought to himself, "It's worthy of this herb. It's here to come to such a place where birds don't lay eggs. Very good, very good, it really needs to be interesting.
Why do you call yourself "this herb"? Alas, it turned out that Zhao Jin was always called "school grass" when he was in school, which was still very early. Although now there are "school hunk" everywhere, and they are all called abuse, but they have long been used to the name "school hunk" and the self-proclaimed "grass", so they will not change it. This is also a wish. I hope I will never grow old. Even if I go out of society, even if I enter the dyeing jar... My heart will still be young!
When no one is alone in these four times, the childlike innocence is unconsciously relapsed. At present, Zhao Jin stared at the monkey, and the monkey also stared at Zhao Jin; Zhao Jin slowly rode, and the monkey also moved at a similar speed and did not leave.
"Is the monkey that tall? And didn't the monkey jump around? Why is it running smoothly?" Zhao Jin felt strange.
This question will soon have an answer. The bushes in the middle extended to the end, and the two sides of the human and monkey had come to an open space, and Zhao Jin suddenly found that there was a dog under the monkey! Because the monkey rides on the dog, it is so tall and runs so steadily.
"This, this..." Zhao Jin stared harder and thought, "Monkeys can even ride dogs! The dog actually has a good relationship with monkeys! Isn't it wild? Did you run out of the circus?
The monkey also stared more roundly, bigger than Zhao Jin, so he couldn't get bigger, so he picked up his eyelids with his hand to make his eyes bigger.
Zhao Jin was angry and funny: "It turns out that monkeys are really naughty, and some monkeys really like to imitate human beings."
So Zhao Jin pinched his nose, and the monkey also pinched its nose; Zhao Jin pulled his ears, and the monkey also pulled his ears; Zhao Jin made a grimace, and the monkey also made a grimace... One person and one monkey did this, and a dog was outside the bureau, just running leisurely, running and shaking its tail, looking like an indisputable happy life. Zi.
Zhao Jin thought to himself, "Self-made smart stupid monkey, I'll let you suffer some losses." He raised his hand, waved it violently, and pretended to slap himself in the face.
The monkey also raised his hand and waved it violently! Zhao Jin was happy. Unexpectedly, he fixed his eyes and saw that the monkey was not fooled. The monkey's claws only passed by his cheeks, and he didn't really hit his face as Zhao Zhen wanted.
Zhao Yu made another slap in the face, and the monkey drew a gourd in the same way, and he refused to really hit it at all.
"This monkey... this herb is as cunning, and it is as cunning as this herb..." Zhao Jin failed to deceive the monkey, so he had to fake it and slap himself loudly.
First it's real, and then it's fake many times. It's true to deceive the monkey until it's black and blue! This is Zhao Jin's plan, but...
Unexpectedly, the monkey just looked at Zhao Jin, scratched his head and thought for a while, then raised his hand and suddenly! It's just brushing over the cheeks!
Zhao Jin, who was in pain but still didn't deceive the monkey, suddenly felt that his face was hot - half was painful, half was shy!
I thought the monkey was smart, so I played the monkey smartly, but I was fooled by the monkey... It's unbearable! Zhao Jin was ashamed and angry for a moment: "You bastard monkey! How dare you fool me! If I don't show you something awesome, I won't be Zhao!"
shouted, Zhao Jin left his bicycle and rushed to the monkey. The monkey "jirped" and made a face at Zhao Yu, while horseding... Feiye, he ran away with the dog.
"Fad! What a bastard! Dead monkey! Wait a minute, I won't skin you!" Zhao Jin shouted and chased the monkey, but the monkey's mount was so agile that he couldn't catch up.
"You two bastards, I want you to pay the price of jointly teasing me!" Zhao Jin ran back to ride his bicycle again, stepped on his feet hard, and chased after him.
Zhao Jin is a sportsman, and his speed of stepping on a bicycle is comparable to that of a motorcycle. No matter how much the dog can run, it is impossible to run faster than Zhao Jin's riding speed.
Seeing the crisis, the monkey immediately turned the dog and ran up the steep slope. Now, it is useless for Zhao Jin to ride a bike again. A monkey and a dog left happily.
"Wait! What a bastard! Don't think you can leave so easily!" Zhao Jin folded the off-road bicycle, carried the car on his shoulder with one hand, climbed the vegetation on the slope with the other, and chased after it.
Chasing, chasing...
What a school hunk, even after leaving school, there is no waste of physical exercise, and the endurance is excellent. Even if the monkey and the dog turned left and right and ran for a long time, they could not leave Zhao.
It seemed that the monkey was a little panicked and no longer made a grimace and laughed at Zhao Jin; the dog also staggered up, its tail did not shake, and spit out its tongue and gasped.
I don't know how far he has run, and Zhao Jin is not relaxed and gasped, but the winner's smile appeared on his face and thought, "You two know the seriousness of teasing human beings! What's more, this herb is not ordinary human. It is very tough and persistent. If you don't take it, you won't stop! Look, I won't skin you and eat dog meat..."
I was chasing so tenaciously and persistently that I was about to catch the monkey and dog... Suddenly!
Suddenly, Zhao Yu heard a sound: "Help!"
Zhao Jin was stunned and hurriedly stopped to listen. After listening for a while, there was a faint voice: "Help!"
Zhao Yu was shocked: "Who is it? In the wilderness, are you in danger?" Think again: "Maybe it's someone who likes nature and adventure as much as I do." Thinking of this, I feel: "Since we are a good fellow, we have to save them."
So Zhao Jin, who was quite chivalrous and righteous, no longer chased monkeys and dogs. He wanted to save people and carefully searched in the direction of the sound. The monkey turned the horse's head... The dog's head and wanted to provoke Zhao Jin again, but Zhao Jin ignored them and just went away looking for a sound.
"Help!" The sound is quite faint. Is the person in distress about to die?
Zhao Jin looked for it and finally found that there was a big hole in the grass in front of him, and the sound seemed to come from it.
Zhao Jin looked into the cave and saw that the hole was tilted downward. Only part of it could be seen from above. The rest was dark, and it was not clear how deep it was.
After a while, he said again: "Help!"
The sound is buzzing. It's an echo caused by the cave. I can't hear it. Zhao Jin bent down and listened and thought, "Yes, someone is calling for help inside. But how can I go down to save people to ensure that I and the other party are safe? Do you want to climb down as a rope, or call 110? Ouch! I don't have my mobile phone with me and can't call. What should I do?
Zhao Jin, who is an adventurous by nature, likes adventurous travel. He doesn't bring his mobile phone to be more adventurous.
"Help!" The sound inside came out again and looked weak. I'm afraid that man's situation is quite bad. If he doesn't save him, he may die!
"Hi~~" Zhao Jin shouted to him, "The buddies inside are still sisters, hold on! I found you, and I will find a way to save you!"
The people inside heard Zhao Jin's call and hurriedly shouted upwards, "Help! Help!"
"I know! Don't be impatient!" Zhao Jin shouted back again and figured it out quickly.
Zhao Jin is squatting and thinking like this... Suddenly! Suddenly, the dog ran fast and rushed behind Zhao Jin and pushed his head to Zhao Jin's back waist! At the same time, the monkey flew up and kicked Zhao Jin's heart! The two work together and immediately kicked Zhao Jin down!
"Mix...!" Zhao Jin didn't have time to curse, and his body had rolled down!
Sloping down the deep hole, Zhao Jin rolled and slipped, couldn't clean it up, and rolled down all the way. The mud rolled under his body, and the mud debris on his head was one after another. Zhao Jin could only close his eyes, protect his head with his arms, and do a little protection, and rolled all the way to the bottom of the cave.
......
After a while.
"Help!" The sound sounded not far in front of Zhao Yu.
Zhao Jin shook his head and tried his best to shake off the mud on his head.
"Help! Help!" The sound screamed repeatedly.
Previously, because of the buzzing echo, it was impossible to tell whether the other party was a man or a woman; now, because Zhao Jin's ears are blocked by mud, they still can't tell. Zhao Jin spit out a muddy saliva and sighed, "This buddy is still a sister. Don't shout for help anymore. Don't you see, I'm the same virtue as you?"
Even if he became the same virtue, Zhao Jin did not panic. He still calmed himself down, reached out to wipe his eyelids, and then opened his eyes. This is a subconscious action. Zhao Jin did such a move before he remembered: "This is the bottom of the deep cave. How can you see something?"
However, for a moment, Zhao was surprised to find that he could see something!
I saw a colorful parrot, just a few meters away, on a munder, stretching its wings and wiping its sharp beak, and shouting affectionately, "Help! Help!"
"This..." Zhao Jin was tongue-tied and had no strength to speak. This can really be said that "there are strange things every year, and there are a lot of them today." Zhao Jin was really weak and fell to the ground and couldn't stand up for a long time.
For a long time, Zhao Jin finally regained a little strength and got up.
"Help!" Parrots are still learning human language.
Zhao Jin finally couldn't help breaking out: "Save your mother's life!!" With a roar, he picked up a ball of mud and tossing it at the parrot!
The parrot shrank its head, calmly dodged the blow, and then shouted, "Mud! Mud!"
Mud means "mud" in English, and its pronunciation is like "fuck" in Chinese. Obviously, the parrot's wisdom is not low, and it not only points out that it is mud thrown, but also scolds Zhao Jin. It's really easy and not to fall behind.
"Dead parrot... What's my luck today? Dead monkeys and dead dogs all came to tease me, and the dead parrots even deceived me into a black hole that is not so deep in 18 layers of hell..." Zhao Jinzheng was so angry that he suddenly woke up: "Black hole? No, it's not dark underneath. What the hell is going on? Where does the light come from?
Thinking about this, Zhao Jin took his attention away from the parrot. What only shines is a pillow-like thing.
"Pillow?" Zhao Jin shook his clothes, wiped his head and face with the lining of his clothes, removed the mud that hindered vision in his eyes, and poured out the mud that hindered hearing in his ears... Remove the mud, and then carefully approached the pillow-like thing and studied it carefully.
It's not like a pillow. This is really a pillow." Zhao Jin looked at the glowing pillow strangely, and saw that the pillow was round, and one side was flying and colorful, and there was a wonderful cloud-like pattern that kept changing. Looking over the other side, there were three big Chinese characters, not embroidered and not dyed. I don't know how it was made. It turned out to be a "satisfactory pillow".
Zhao Jin's eyes widened: "Satisfied pillow? Strange!"
But I think there are so many strange things that have happened today, and it's important to go out.
Fortunately, although this hole is deep, it is not vertical but inclined. Zhao Jin, who is good at climbing, can still deal with it. So Zhao Jin bit the pillow in his mouth and climbed up with the lighting of the pillow.
The parrot boss flew to Zhao Jin's head rudely, grabbed Zhao Jin's hair and coiled on top of his head. Although Zhao Jin was angry, he had no choice but to grit his teeth and climb up.
Climbing...climbing...
With tenacity and strong body, Zhao Jin finally climbed out of the hole.
Zhao Jin loosened his teeth, put the pillow on the grass, suddenly raised his hand, and grabbed the feathered guy above his head.
The parrot flew decisively and shouted, "Help! Help!"
The monkey not far away jumped on the rock and echoed: "Jicy! Jittering!"
The dog under the rock also shouted: "Wow! Wang Wang!"
"You!" Zhao Jin was so angry that he pointed to the three guys: "All skin them! All cramps! Drink all the blood! Stew all the meat!"
In fact, Zhao Jin is exhausted and there is nothing he can do about them. Zhao Jin put the pillow down and put it on. He wants to take a rest.
The three guys are still noisy, and Zhao Jin is really tired and ignores it. Originally, I just wanted to stay awake and just take a break. Unexpectedly, my consciousness gradually became confused and I fell asleep unconsciously.
Strange things happen every year, and there are a lot of them today...
What's more strange is yet to come...
(to be continued in the next section)