yi yu zong heng ji

First time: Love naturally meets adventures, happy to meet the goddess Next

Zhao Jin pillowed the strange pillow he got from the hole and fell asleep. After a while, I felt that the surroundings had changed from dark to sunny, and various phenomena gradually emerged and various sounds gradually rose. For a moment, there seemed to be a warm wind blowing on the body, warm and refreshing the spleen. For a moment, there seemed to be a butterfly dance on the cheeks, and the warbler jumped at the end of his hair. A harmonious and elegant atmosphere.

Zhao Jin woke up and looked around. The environment is really good. There are clusters of flowers, colorful butterflies, auspicious clouds, green and blue sky; again, there are flowing water, rocks, paths, pavilions and pavilions in the distance; again... parrots! Monkey! Dog!

Zhao Yu was shocked and then became angry: "Well, you evil people! I'm awake, you play tricks on me! I slept, and the dream was so beautiful that you came to make trouble again!"

At present, Zhao Jin clenched his sleeves and clasped his fists and strode after the meteor. The monkey, the dog and the parrot ran away in a group. The dog turned back and barked from time to time. The monkey made a grimace, and the parrot shouted "help". The three guys were obviously contempt for Zhao Jin. Zhao Jin was furious and sacrificed his life to chase him.

So the two sides circled between the mountains, rocks and trees. With their cleverness, the three guys would never let Zhao Jin catch them, while Zhao Jin exerted his endurance and vowed not to stop if they were caught.

Suddenly, a burst of laughter reached Zhao Yu's ears. It was a woman's laughter, which was pleasant to the ear, but Zhao Jin, who was angry, couldn't help but feel more and more annoyed. Who? Who laughed at me?" Zhao Jin looked up and saw a group of antique buildings above, with gorgeous multi-storey attices, elegant pavilions, and a unique Jiuqu dry bridge in front of him, which can just look down here.

There is a woman watching on the bridge. Dressed in ancient costumes, she pressed the fence with one hand and raised her sleeves with the other - that's right! It's her who laughs!

Zhao Jin stared angrily, but at a glance, he couldn't help but be stunned - a peerless beauty! I saw that her makeup was exquisite, her figure was beautiful, and her appearance was extremely beautiful. What a beauty can only be described as "beautiful as a fairy". Zhao Jin suddenly forgot what parrots, monkeys and dogs, and he didn't realize where he was, and he was only attracted by the beauty.

The beauty smiled and walked down the Jiuqu Bridge, corridor and stone path, all the way to Zhao Jin. Looking at the appearance, she should be older than Zhao Jin and have the demeanor of a big woman. However, her skin is as young and tender as a baby, and her dignified face can't hide the playful taste of a naughty girl...

Zhao Jin looked at her face and makeup again. I saw her delicate and beautiful face. Pink face, cheeks like spring peaches, early moon eyebrows, water apricot eyes, cherry lips gently squeezed, slightly smiling. It's really charming, full of love, and can't say infinite romantic. The makeup, between the black silk cloud temples, purple gold hairpin, red gold hairpin, green gold step shaking, are all treasures that people are difficult to understand today; slender wrists are soft, white jade, red jade rings, topaz beads, all of which are treasures that have never been seen in this herbal. Up and down, the lotus silk shirt, the blue gauze skirt, the green shoes, the scarlet bra, which makes people don't know where to go, and accidentally peep at the clothes like jade and snow. To death! To death! Living people, the three souls will also lose two of them, and seven souls will also lose six of them!

...Uh! Why are there so many ancient Chinese? No wonder, seeing such a charming classical beauty made Zhao Jin himself become an ancient brain. Although the major is not Chinese, let alone ancient Chinese, on the contrary, foreign language, but somehow, my stomach is suddenly filled with ancient Chinese words!

"Once you look at the beautiful city, then look at the beautiful country." - It is exactly this kind of beauty! Such a beautiful woman can only be seen in a dream!

Zhao Jin lost his mobility for a moment and couldn't move or say a word. He just thought, "Will she talk to me?" Will she like me?" Just like when an ordinary boy met a woman who made him feel very good.

However, the classical beauty did not pay attention to Zhao Wei, but waved to the monkey, dog and parrot first and greeted him kindly: "No one is a brother. Like a local brother. Don't change your brother."

The dog barked, wagging its tail and running quickly to the beauty. The monkey stood on the dog's back and danced. The parrot put on the monkey's shoulder and flapped its wings: "Beauty! Beauty! Help! Help!"

So the three guys rushed past Zhao Jin's side. The monkey did not forget to kick Zhao Jin, and the parrot shouted again: "Hun boy! Hun boy! Slut! "Wolf!"

"Who is the pervert?" Zhao Jin was angry and watched the dog rush into the skirt of the classical beauty, arching and licking; the monkey rushed to her and swam around; the parrot kissed her face affectionately: "Beauty! Beauty! Hello! Hello!"

"You!" Zhao Jin was so angry that he pointed to the three guys and wanted to scold something, but he couldn't think of a word. Suddenly, I found that I was pointing at the three guys, and the three guys ran around and flew around. As a result, they all pointed to beautiful women, pointing to the wrong place.

"Wolf! "Wolf!" The parrot took the opportunity to shout again.

"I didn't! I didn't mean to point to her! Not to refer to her, that..." Zhao Jin was angry and argued with the parrot.

The beautiful woman couldn't help but smile again. Zhao Jin found that he was too stupid to be serious with animals. But... are they ordinary animals?

It's okay to quarrel with them, and the distance with the beautiful women unconsciously narrowed. Zhao Jinzheng didn't know how to greet her. His handshake was too presumptuous, and his nodding was too casual. He couldn't use a hug. It's not appropriate to bow his hand... Zhao Jin touched the dog's head with his hand: "Ha ha, a very cute dog..."

This is also a way to talk to avoid the embarrassment of not knowing how to greet. Zhao Jin was praising himself for his cleverness in the bottom of his heart. Unexpectedly, the dog bit his mouth and bit Zhao Jin's hand in his mouth, as if he were smiling.

Zhao Jin shook and wanted to pull his hand out of the dog's mouth, but the dog bit it tightly and insisted on letting it go. Zhao Jin had to bend down awkwardly and smiled at the beauty, "Oh, hehe... I, I, have always been quite popular with small animals. Ha, ha..."

The beauty couldn't help laughing again and raised her hand to cover half of her face with a fan. Zhao Jin didn't know where her fan came from, and it suddenly became like a trick. Looking at her autumn eyes, Zhao Jin couldn't help but be very happy, as if his heart was about to jump out of his chest. I really want to know who she is, but is it presumptuous to ask directly? So Zhao Jin turned around and asked, "Well, what a cute dog... Er, did you raise it? Oh! And monkeys, so clever monkeys! What a clever parrot! Are they all yours?"

"No." The beauty opened her mouth. I only heard that she spoke standard Mandarin, but didn't say old sayings such as "non".

is actually standard Mandarin! Zhao Jin is very excited. In this way, I don't have to use "the person" to talk to her. Originally, I thought her appearance was very classical, and her speech must be very old-fashioned.

"Oh! Not yours?" Zhao Jin answered, "Whose family is that?"

"It's no one's." The beauty said, "Don't you know that these are the three Holy Spirits? It is rare for ordinary people to see it. It's really a great fate for you to see it.

Zhao Yu thought to himself: "××'s fate! Eight lifetimes of unlucky will only be seen!" Of course, this can't be said in front of a beautiful woman. Zhao Jin only smiled and said, "Yes?"

"Hmm." The beauty nodded and said something that Zhao Jin also wanted to say: "This fate also makes us meet. It's really rare."

"Yes!" Zhao Jin immediately enthusiastically echoed and was about to take the opportunity to ask her name. But I heard her say with emotion--

"It's very rare. It took me a thousand years to see people again!"

"A thousand years?" Zhao Jin was stunned, stunned, and asked carefully, "How dare you ask your sister is..."

The beauty did not pay attention to Zhao Yu's words and only paid attention to introducing the so-called "Three Holy Spirits". She held her right finger to the monkey on her left arm: "This is a beautiful fairy."

"Immortal?" Zhao Jin was about to jump up. With that virtue, do you still want to be immortal?

"Yes." The beauty is very serious and doesn't seem to be joking at all: "As the saying goes: 'people can't be good-looking', and immortals can't be good-looking. You know, the immortals are..." Speaking of this, the monkey pulled the beauty's sleeve, and the beauty smiled, "Oh? Can't say? All right, don't say." Then he said to Zhao Yu, "In a word, this is a faceless fairy."

"The face is empty! There is no one's face!" The parrot shouted vigorously on the beauty's shoulder, shook its head like a literati, waved its wings, and chanted loudly: "If there is no one else, no one in the eye, the sky and earth are free to gallop!"

Zhao Jin is angry and funny. If the dog hadn't been biting himself, would he really want to hold the parrot and pull out his feathers?

The beauty wanted to introduce the dog again and waved her hand. The dog seemed to be a little shy. She immediately let go of Zhao Jin's hand and got into the skirt again. The beauty had to bend down and introduce to the bottom of her skirt, "This is a fairy-like face."

"The face is as earthy! The face is as earth!" The parrot shook his head and recited with that tone: "Famousness is like earth, wealth is like earth, and there are gongs and drums in the wine and color team!"

When Zhao Yu heard this, he thought that it was really tiring to live in the world; fame and fortune are all floating clouds; if not such a dog, he openly got into the beautiful woman's skirt!

"What about you?" Zhao Jin stared at the parrot again and asked.

"The face does not change color! Don't change your face!" The parrot stood up and introduced himself proudly: "The vicissitudes of life will not change, the adversity will not change, and things will change people's hearts!"

"Oh!" Zhao Zhen was more angry and funny when he heard it: "It turns out that you are immortal without changing your face! Great! But don't forget that you tricked me into the pit and fell all over my body! I'm not done with you!" After saying that, he pinched his hands.

The parrot jumped on the ground and immediately flew up, and Zhao Jin pinched it.

"Dead dog! "When are you going to stay?" Zhao Jin is going to get the tail of a dog that gets under the skirt again.

The dog suddenly rushed out from under the beautiful woman's skirt and ran away, barking happily.

"Dead monkey!" Zhao Jin went to catch monkeys again. However, the monkey leaped around on the beautiful woman, and Zhao Jin had no way to do it at all. Instead, he had the illusion that he was playing hooligan against the beautiful woman because he kept reaching out and shrinking his hand.

"One doesn't do it and never stop..." Zhao Jin thought so, gritted his teeth and suddenly stretched out his hand! This time, I stretched out my hand and didn't plan to shrink again. Either I caught the monkey or met someone - it's not the grass, but the monkey!

"Oh!" The beauty shouted softly and quickly dodged. The belt fluttered and rolled up the fragrant wind. It turned out that she saw Zhao's intention and avoided it early.

As for the monkey, he jumped to the ground and ran away like a flea.

"Don't run!" Zhao Jin seemed to be talking to the so-called immortals, but in fact he was chasing the beauty. These scoundrels! What an immortal, it's strange that this herb will be scared!" Zhao Jin roared while chasing.

The beauty smiled and held up the fan. While dodging lightly and sensitively, she always covered the front of the immortals.

This is exactly in Zhao's arms and thought to himself, "It's you who want to chase you!" Originally, whether the parrot flew, the sex dog ran away, or the monkey climbed up the tree, the herb could not chase it. But if you stand in front, of course you have to chase this herb.

So the monkey and the dog ran and jumped on the ground, and the parrot flew down. Zhao Jin chased after him, and the beauty always stood in front of him, hiding at the same time. This chase is more interesting than before.

Because it's interesting, I'm always happy to pursue it. After chasing for a long time, Zhao Jin suddenly thought: "This beautiful sister is really agile! Fortunately, she is still wearing an ancient costume, and her shoes look quite small - that is to say, her feet are definitely not big - how can she walk so much? Is it really a fairy? Think again: "Zhao Zhaoyue, Langlang Qiankun, where did the immortals come from?" Thinking about it again, he suddenly said, "I'm stupid! Isn't this a dream? Of course, there can be immortals in the dream. After thinking about it, I couldn't help laughing at myself: "Since it's a dream, why am I polite?"

At present, Zhao Jin no longer pretended to chase the three immortals, roared, made a "hungry tiger to eat" posture, and rushed directly to the beauty!

This is fierce! The beauty was calm and avoided it lightly. Zhao Jin was unstable and fell into a bush, making his head full of broken leaves. He pulled out his head and chased him again.

The beauty smiled and was not afraid. She fled a few steps and turned around and said angrly, "It's rude!"

Zhao Yu was a little ashamed, but he didn't admit his mistake and shouted, "Since it's not your dog head, monkey head and stupid bird, you shouldn't protect it!" If you really want to shelter, please forgive me!" With that, he kicked his back foot, exerted his strength, and a "tiger inserted its wings" and rushed over!

Sooner or later, the beauty is about to bow down, and her movements are so fast that even the shadow can't keep up! Zhao Jin completely jumped out of the air and jumped out of it. The beauty gently touched the tip of the fan to the ground, rotated her legs, maintained a balance, and then resumed her standing posture and quickly ran forward.

Zhao Yu fell into the flowers and finally got up. His whole body was stained with broken petals, and his eyes made a red blood mark on the flower branches. The parrot in the air shouted, "You deserve it! You deserve it!" Zhao Jin ignored it and only chased after the beautiful woman!

chasing and fleeing, the beauty jumped lightly, jumped over a small stream, turned around and pointed to Zhao Jin with a fan and said, "They didn't provoke you!" What are you chasing me for? The immortals are all over there!"

"It's you who are chasing!" Zhao Jin finally exposed his ** naked purpose and roared, "Anyway, it's a dream! It's my freedom to chase who I love!" With that, he stepped back a few steps, jumped over and continued to chase desperately.

Although Zhao Jin chased desperately, the other party was always calm and talked to Zhao Jin leisurely while fleeing: "This is not a dream."

"It's just a dream!" Zhao Jin insisted: "You are the person in the dream, of course you may not understand; I am the dreamer, I just need to understand. Haha!" With that, he saw that he was about to catch up again. There were mountains and rocks in the way in front of him. Zhao Jin measured the direction the other party was about to turn, ran in advance, and prepared to reach out his arm to capture him and hold him.

Unexpectedly, the beauty jumped up and floated up to a mountain stone higher than Zhao Jin. At that moment, the long skirt fluttered, drawing wonderful patterns in the air, and rolled up a sound of hunting. Zhao Jin was first intoxicated, then surprised and shouted, "Isn't it a dream? This is not fair. I want to fly too! Fly, fly!" But no matter how much he called, it was still not as good as others wanted. Zhao Jin tried to pedal five or six times, but he could never jump as lightly as she did.

The beauty looked at Zhao Jin's repeated untested appearance and giggled on it. Zhao Jin was ashamed, but it didn't matter how he wanted to make a fool of himself, so he gritted his teeth and did it again!

This time, I only heard a "pop"! Zhao Jin hit his head against the mountain stone, fell back, and rolled up to the grass. It turned out that not only because of too much force this time, but also because the monkey that slipped unconsciously tripped, Zhao Jin was plotted and kowtowed to death on the spot!

Seeing that Zhao Jin was severely damaged, the beauty couldn't bear it. She quickly shouted, "Shangxian's hands are merciful!" He quickly jumped down from above to check Zhao Jin.

Zhao Jin has a good physique and strong resilience. Although the collision was tragic, he did not faint. At present, he endured the severe pain and pretended to faint. He was ready to wait for the beauty to come to him. It was best to wait for her to squat down unprepared and capture it unexpectedly.

Before the beauty came close, before she could take a closer look at Zhao Jin, she first said to the monkey, "No one brother, you are too naughty. At least he is the master who has been waiting for a thousand years. Can't he be like this... huh? You mean, because he is the master, he needs to practice more to let him go to a different dimension at ease?

The monkey gestured, chirping and nodded.

The beauty hesitated for a moment: "Well... it makes sense. Well, I'll leave it to you for training. I don't care."

Zhao Jin just heard the word "dimension" and was surprised to find out what it means. When he heard that the beauty was leaving, he was anxious. He didn't think too much and grabbed her before talking about it! Zhao Jin was secretly reaching out to grab her feet, but a voice above his head shouted in time: "Be careful! Be careful! Pret to be dead! Pret to be dead!"

The beauty heard the alarm from the parrot and hurriedly raised her legs and ran out. Zhao Jin reached out and took it away, grabbed it, and had to sit up. Suddenly, he felt a sharp pain in his forehead and felt it with his hand... bloody.

(To be continued in the second episode: Ah Ma angrily whips the demon, Guo Shoujing smiles to solve the innocence)