The second episode: Ah Ma angrily whips the demon, Guo Shoujing smiles to solve the innocence
Today's Zhao Jin is really "dumb to eat Huang Lian, and it is hard to say if there is suffering". The two main requirements to the fairy sister and a few prerequisites have all been met...
Prerequisite: "I am familiar with it." This is really familiar. Zhao Jin likes to read history books. He just read the Yuan History a few days ago, and his memory is still fresh. It turns out that this different world is equivalent to the Yuan Dynasty. Ahma is the leading treacherous minister of the Yuan Dynasty and one of the ten most famous corrupt officials in all dynasties in China.
The main requirement is one: "It's an exciting adventure." Needless to say, such an adventure is exciting, isn't it? Ahma is ferocious and cunning, and is used to swindling people's lives. If he offends him, even if he is a minister, he will become a dead soul in an unjust prison, not to mention the demon he sent to his door? Zhao Jin was lucky to personally experience the feeling of being killed by Ah Ma. It is so exciting that he will never forget it. If you don't think of a way quickly, "lifelong" is in front of you!
The main requirement is 2: "Many, many beautiful women." That's more true. There are many beautiful women in Ahma's family. According to the Yuan History, Ah Ma was lustful, greedy for the wealth of the country, and raised more than 400 wives and concubines! Some of these wives and concubines were bought, some were given, some were robbed, and some shameless flatterers took the initiative to offer their wives and daughters in order to flatter him... It can be seen that Lord Ahema's power is really hot!
The situation is well understood. So, what should we do as a demon? With a terrible whip ringing, Zhao Yu died!
Suddenly, there was a long shout on the road: "Qin Tianjian ~ Guo Taishi arrived ~ ~"
Hearing this, Ahema hurriedly dropped the whip and came forward to greet him in person.
Zhao Yu recovered and quickly thought, "Guo Taishi?"
Who is Guo Taishi? How can even the powerful Ahema respect him so much? Fortunately, I didn't read Yuan History for nothing, and Zhao Jin suddenly came up with it - Guo Shoujing!
Guo Shoujing is an immortal genius and one of the most outstanding scientists in Chinese history and even the history of the world. He has made countless achievements in his life and has four main titles: 1. Astronomer. He invented 13 astronomical instruments; he presided over the establishment of more than 50 observatories; he edited the Time Calendar, which is more than 400 years ahead of the world, and was the first person in the world to accurately calculate a return year equal to 365.2425 days! The "four years per leap, every four hundred leaps, every four hundred leaps" determined by the later Gregorian calendar is based on this data. II. Mathematician. He proposed three interpolation and the solution of spherical right triangles. 3. Water conservancy scientist. He presided over the excavation of the Grand Canal, channeled many rivers, built and repaired many river embankments to prevent disasters and benefit the people. He pioneered the concept of altitude, which was more than 500 years earlier than Gauss, the founder of the concept of altitude in the West! When he control the water, he used the Yellow Sea sea level around Qingdao as the altitude standard, and until modern China, the altitude was still based on this. 4. Politicians. He put forward many suggestions for developing production and improving people's livelihood, which were adopted by the four emperors of Yuan Shizu Kublai and later Yuan Chengzong, Yuan Wuzong and Yuan Renzong. Due to Guo Shoujing's great contribution and high reputation among the government and the opposition, the Yuan Dynasty originally stipulated that officials should retire in their 70, but Guo Shoujing was repeatedly detained by the emperor and refused to retire. He served until his death at the age of 86.
...Guo Shoujing and Guo Taishi's everything, needless to say, no matter what family he is, at present, the most important thing is that for Zhao Zhen, who is on the verge of life, is a life-saving straw!
The reason why Ahema respects Guo Shoujing is not because of this family and that family, but because Guo Shoujing is a person who can talk about the way of heaven in front of the emperor! The treacherous and cunning Ahema is plotting a great thing, which is really not small. If he can get the support of Guo Shoujing, his grasp can be greatly increased. Even if Guo Shoujing has no intention to support it, as long as he does not oppose it, he can still find a way to do this; if he opposes, don't expect it!
What on earth is going on? That is - the abolition of the prince! Isn't it awesome? It matters a lot, right? If you become rich, you will enjoy it for a long time, and if you fail, you will copy the family and destroy the clan. That's not a joke!
Therefore, Ahema racked his brains to win over Guo Shoujing. I don't know how much effort he has spent in the past. He has always wanted to invite Guo Shoujing to come to his home to talk and keep in touch.
However, Guo Shoujing's family and that family are usually very busy, either according to the order, or delve into learning, and easily refuse to socialize. Ah Ma repeatedly asked him not to come, and there was nothing he could do. Today, Guo Shoujing was happy and came for the first time. Ahema was overjoyed when he heard the news and greeted him incessantly. How could he have time to kill Zhao Jin?
Guo Shoujing got off the sedan chair, was polite with Ahima for a while, and asked what was the reason for the "demon" he had just heard? Guo Taishi is not only erudite and versatile, but also curious. If he encounters strange people and strange things in his life, he must test them.
Ahema has always been abated and used to abaseduling with people. He was about to be up to Guo Shoujing. Seeing that he was so interested, he was happy to follow his wishes and regarded the "demon" as capital that could be sold out. At present, Ah Hema led Guo Shoujing to the place where Zhao Jin was hanged upside down and instructed Guo Shoujing to see the demon who appeared in this house today. That look seems to be boasting - this demon is only in my house, and there is no other place. Taishi, you are right!
Guo Shoujing looked up and down at Zhao Jin and looked at the clothes and pillows on the ground. No matter how knowledgeable he is, he doesn't know the texture of Zhao Jin's modern synthetic fiber sportswear and what the pillow is. He can't help but have a scholarly attack and touch it.
Zhao Jin wanted to grab the life-saving straw and made a desperate bet. Regardless of the pain on his body, he shouted, "Guo Shoujing, you've come well!"
Guo Shoujing was shocked and retreated a little to listen to what the demon wanted to say.
In order to save his life, Zhao Jin was thick-skinned and shouted, "You are usually dedicated to learning and your spirit is commendable. If there is any difficulty, you can ask me.
Here, in order to make Guo Shoujing understand, Zhao Jin had to use ancient Chinese as much as possible. He had no choice but to get used to modern Mandarin and didn't know whether the ancient language he spoke was similar or not.
For good, Guo Shoujing basically understood. Even if there are some differences, it is acceptable to think that demons speak naturally differently from ordinary people. He politely bowed Zhao Jin and thought about what to call Zhao Jin. After thinking about it for a long time, he said, "Sergeant, it's polite."
When those slaves of Ahema saw Guo Taishi's pedantic, they actually talked and bowed to a naked ** upside down demon, and they all wanted to laugh. But they were afraid of Ah Ma, so they couldn't help laughing. The onlookers only dared to laugh in their stomachs and dared not laugh out loud.
The scene was silent for a while. Even Ahima didn't dare to say much for fear of sweeping away Guo Shoujing's interest. The treacherous minister knew in his heart that he could only please Guo Taishi and not offend him.
At present, Zhao Jin and Guo Shoujing started to talk. Zhao Jin tried his best to talk to Guo Shoujing about some of the knowledge he learned in and out of class when he was a student, which actually made Guo Taishi very interested and nodded.
Listen to what Zhao Jin said: "Ancient books have clouds of 'the place of the sky' - fallacy! Lao Guo, you think that the earth is round! In fact, the ground is indeed a big ball! Establishing this basic concept can solve many academic problems.
Look at this ancient Mandarin! It's too awkward. Zhao Jin knew that his expression was not good, and he was ashamed in his heart. If he had known that he had not studied foreign languages before, he would have studied ancient Chinese.
However, Guo Shoujing understood with his heart and actually chewed out a lot of flavors and rejoiced. He even claimed that Zhao Jin could say many scientific truths that he couldn't figure out, and he admired it. The more casually Zhao Zhen said, the more he called "Lao Guo". The more Guo Shoujing talked, the more respectful he became, and changed his name to Zhao Zhen as "the superior".
The two talked for a long time. The slaves of the Ahema family and the people watching the bustle were stunned and did not dare to make noise. Ahema's legs are sore and he doesn't dare to disturb. Zhao Jin was numb, but Guo Shoujing became carried away as soon as he was distracted and did not help Zhao Jin solve it. Zhao Jin had no choice but to talk loudly and twist his body to hint at him. Guo Shoujing finally realized that his superiors wanted to come down, so he quickly turned to Ah Ma and saluted him.
Ahema is the best at observing words and colors. Without waiting for Guo Shoujing to speak, he immediately understood and hurriedly pointed to the housekeeper and said, "I have solved the demon... superior."
At present, the housekeeper and a group of familymen put down Zhao Jin and untied the rope. Ahema looked at Guo Shoujing with a virtuous face, as if to show that this is all for the sake of your face, so he doesn't care whether this superior is stealing chickens and dogs in my house, and solves him.
Zhao fell to the ground, loosened the binding, pretended to be nothing, took his clothes and put them on. He only felt a burst of pain all over his body, and his heart was heartbreaking. Although he hated Ah Ma, he had to endure it. Zhao Jin ignored Ah Ma and continued to say to Guo Shoujing, "Lao Guo, listen carefully." Speaking of this, he chanted the 16 words that he had thought in advance: "The new calendar can be done, the Hunyi should be simple, the Gui table should be high, and the measurement must be wide."
These 16 words, word by word, are round, which Zhao Jin said for a while, but they are all the most concerned knowledge in Guo Shoujing's heart. At present, Guo Shoujing was overjoyed, arched and bowed, so happy that he couldn't speak for a moment.
Zhao Jin thought that he had attracted Guo Shoujing, so he hit the iron while it was hot and said leisurely, "Lao Guo."
"Yes." Guo Shoujing said respectfully, "Your subordinates listen to the teachings."
Zhao Jin raised his hand and said, "You have come to Ahma's house, and he wants to treat you. Let's talk about it slowly."
Ahema was impatient beside him. Hearing this, there was no need for Guo Shoujing to ask for a request. He immediately ordered a housekeeper who could speak Chinese, take the same group of family, carried Zhao Jin with a sedan chair, and quickly sent him to Guo Taishi's mansion. In this superior, I can't get in touch with Guo Taishi.
Ahema introduced Guo Shoujing into the house. Zhao Jin sat on the sedan chair and put down the curtain. Zhao Zhen was in pain and angry. He couldn't help scolding: "Ahema, you old man who killed this day! If this revenge is not avenged, I, Zhao School Grass..." Then thought, "What can I, Zhao School Grass, do for him?"
At this time, the housekeeper ordered to lift the sedan chair. Zhao Jin suddenly remembered something important, hurriedly lifted the curtain of the sedan chair and shouted, "My pillow!"
"Pillow?" The family members looked at each other in con's face.
The housekeeper shouted hurriedly, "Take the pillow quickly!" He pointed to the place where Zhao Yu had just hanged and said harshly to the family members, "Carefully, the master told you to wait for the dog's leg!"
The family hurried to pick up pillows and offered them to the sedan chair.
Zhao Jin pulled off the rope from the pillow, held it in his arms, and said, "Noise!"
The housekeeper bowed and answered, "I dare not." Looking up and seeing that Zhao Yu had put down the curtain of the sedan chair, so he ordered the family to carry the sedan chair and leave.
Walking on the road, the familymen carried it and suddenly felt light. The housekeeper called for no in the sedan chair, and everyone was suspicious, so they put down the sedan chair and opened the curtain. They saw that even the people and pillows inside were all gone!
Everyone returned in panic. People in this era were somewhat superstitious. Guo Shoujing thought that he had received the enlightenment of the gods sent by heaven, so he wrote the 16 words said by the gods himself, hung them high in the bedroom, and looked at them every day. From then on, he became more confident and studied hard. Ahma also specially set up the card of Godman, so that the family can allocate special people to burn incense and worship every day. He also worship in person during the Spring Festival and begs for blessings. These are the last words.
Let's talk about what's ahead. The Godman escaped from death and returned to his sister fairy. Fairy sisters, monkeys, dogs and parrots laughed together.
Zhao Jin was furious: "It's all yours! How can you compensate me!"
It is said to be "you", but only for one person. Zhao Jin rushed to the fairy sister, a "black tiger took out his heart" and grabbed her!
The fairy sister retreated quickly, turned around and fled again, and shouted, "I'm sorry!"
What's 'sorry'! Look, I was beaten to the skin and flesh, and my whole body..." Zhao Jin was shouting and suddenly felt something wrong. Take a closer look, there is no injury at all. Oh, by the way, I changed the skin.
The evidence was gone, and Zhao Jin had to stop pursuing it. He admitted that he was unlucky and sat down.
Zhao Jin didn't investigate, but the fairy sister wanted to provoke her. She came back and said with a smile, "How's it going? There are a lot of beautiful women. The adventure is very exciting. Why don't you do it again?"
"Thank you." Zhao Jin shook his head weakly: "No need."
"Come again, come again. I've been waiting for a thousand years, and it's finally time to have another person. And you are more fun and more active than the one thousands of years ago. Therefore, I can take special care and send you a few more times. OK?"
"Can I go there a few more times?"
"Yes. Although I'm just a little god with little mana, I can give it five or six times with the mana I have accumulated in thousands of years. So, this is just a joke for the first time. Don't mind.
"Oh! So you have been premeditated... Look at my anger!" Zhao Jin suddenly became energetic again, jumped up and rushed up with an arrow! Unexpectedly, he tripped to the ground and fell to the mud.
It turned out that the monkey used his hand and the dog's mouth, led a green vine at both ends, ambushed in the green grass, and plotted Zhao Jin.
"You, you... I'm down. I'm going back." Zhao Jin said on the ground.
"No." Sister Fairy came over and said to Zhao Jin, "There is no one who is predestined to meet me unsatisfied. Of course, you are not satisfied and don't go back. Otherwise, where will my face be put?"
"Do you want me to be bruised all over for your face?"
"You don't know that this little lesson is actually very beneficial! You know, there are many dangers in different worlds. Don't think you can enjoy it casually. You understand this truth, which is actually beneficial for you to really survive in a different world.
"Oh? So, are you still kind-hearted?
"Of course it's kind. In addition, I don't think your 'skin' is strong enough..."
"Why is it not strong enough?" Zhao Jin was not convinced: "You can ask, how many people are better than me on my side? I can play football for 70 meters, and I can run a marathon!"
"This can't work." Sister Fairy smiled and said, "It's still far from wandering in a different world. Especially in order to satisfy your adventurous desire, I think, what adventure is more exciting than experiencing war? Therefore, what I chose for you is a world with a lot of wars! When you get there, you will encounter war casually. If you are not careful, you will lose your head and break your stomach! It's not the primary danger of stripping and being whipped..."
"Primary?! I almost lost my life! But what you said also makes sense... So, do you mean to give me extraordinary skills?"
"Yes, as I told you before, the young man thousands of years ago was endowed with literary and talented 'skin', which is conducive to his official career in a different world. Since you want to take risks, I'll give you a 'skin' suitable for risk.
"Isn't this cheating?"
"Oh, don't you want to cheat? There is also a way. It's like playing a computer game. If you don't want to modify it directly, just practice slowly.
"You...do you even know about computer games?"
"I'm ancient and modern. How about it? If you want to practice by yourself, the immortals and I can train you. If you don't want to practice by yourself, I'll just give you a strong 'skin', and you can go.
"This... I want to practice by myself." Zhao Jin thought for a moment and decided: "Although it's hard to practice by yourself, it will be beneficial to practice like this. I want to see how much I can practice after hard work, and it will be more fulfilling to travel to a different world.
So after a lot of hard practice...
(To be continued in the third episode: illusions are endless, and troubled times are looking at the present)
Note:
Noise: "pot" Noise originally means noise, which is extended to the meaning of polite words "disturbing". This is a common phrase commonly seen in ancient books such as Journey to the West and Water Margin.