The second episode: Ah Ma angrily whips the demon, Guo Shoujing laughs and solves the innocent.

Zhao Jin covered his bloody head and didn't know what to do for a moment.

The dog ran over and exhaled happily, licking Zhao Jin's forehead with his hot tongue. Zhao Jin felt a little tingling. It's strange. Will it still hurt in the dream?

Since ancient times, when people doubt whether they are dreaming, they use a common method - bite their tongue. If it doesn't hurt, it's just a dream; if it hurts, it's not a dream.

Zhao Jin decisively bit his tongue. Immediate effect - pain!

Now Zhao Jin is completely confused. Is it a dream? Not a dream? What the hell is going on?

The beauty looked at Zhao Jin with a smile. The parrot fell on her shoulder, pointed its wings at Zhao Jin, and shouted flatteringly in her ear, "Fool, fool! Coke, Coke!"

The beauty smiled and echoed the parrot: "It's really an interesting person. A little smart and a little silly, a little slippery and a little naive. I'm very satisfied with the person you found for me.

The person she was looking for? Is she satisfied? Zhao Jin couldn't help but think about it. Hey hey... Is this herb the one she found for? Does it mean that... she was found to be a family member of immortals? If that's right, how wonderful it is! She not only has the beauty of a great beauty, but also the playfulness of a little girl, and a rare classical beauty. This herb is also very satisfied with her!

So Zhao Jin got up in a hurry: "Good sister, kiss sister, it's polite."

When the beauty heard this, she giggled: "What do you call me? Although I'm just a little god, I'm a god after all. You can't be disrespectful."

"Ah! Disrespectful! Is it really a fairy? I'm confused. Forget it, if people care too much, they will find fatigue. You said that immortals are immortals! Well, sister fairy, Xiaosheng is polite.

"Um..." The beauty thought for a moment and felt that the name "Fairy Sister" was okay, so she acquiesced and only said, "Your bowing posture is not right."

"Sister Fairy, forgive me! Xiaosheng is not an ancient man. Why don't we shake hands? A French hug? Or the Arabic veneer..."

"Hood! Don't 'give you a vine, just touch it'! There is no individuality."

"Conform? There is no one else here. What kind of style are you talking about? ...Oh! Fairy sister, I understand. When I get rid of the monkey head, dog head and the bird, we will be completely two people, and you don't have to be shy.

"Who is shy! Haven't you understood yet?" The beauty said to the dog, "Brother Rutu, please."

"Wow!" The dog left in response and soon came with a pillow.

Zhao Jin saw that it was the "satisfied pillow" he found by the parrot into the deep hole.

"Look, it's this magic weapon that makes you predestined to meet." The fairy sister explained to Zhao Jin: "Thousand years ago, a Taoist priest named Lu Zu used it to make a young man live a satisfied life. Do you understand this way?"

"Oh!" Zhao Jin suddenly realized: "Is it... the allusion of Huang Li's dream? Is that allusion true? Are there really satisfying pillows? It's amazing!"

"In fact, it's not magical. To put it bluntly, this pillow can make the predestined person see my god. And I can make him fly over time and space to the world of different dimensions.

"Oh! No wonder you just said 'a different dimension'! ...So, Huang Seng's dream is actually not a dream, but a different world?

"You are so smart. In fact, the young man thousands of years ago, I let him go to a different world. He enjoyed great wealth and satisfaction there. However, he did not understand the truth of the different world. After returning to the original world, he thought it was a dream and left such a legend and became an allusion.

"Oh! Isn't it really a dream? After a lifetime, when I came back, I found that it was only for a moment that the sorghum rice was still cooked and not yet cooked. How to explain this?"

"Actual reason is that different worlds have different time systems. Even if you spend a lifetime in a different world, you only spend time in a different world. When you come back, the time of the original world remains unchanged. To be precise, it will take a little time, which is just the time you spend sleeping with this pillow. In addition, whether it is here or in a different world, time is independent and has no relationship with the original world, so it does not consume the time of the original world.

"Ha! So that's it. This is good, so that even if you go to a different world, you don't have to worry about the original world. Anyway, if I come back one day, I will still live the same life as before.

"That's right. You understand very well." The fairy sister smiled and clapped her hands. The monkey also clapped his hands, the dog shook its tail, and the parrot shouted, "Congratulations, congratulations!"

Zhao Yu thought carefully and asked again, "But there is another question - if you spend your life in a different world, won't your body become old? Then why is your body still young when you return to the original world?

"This is the problem." The fairy sister patiently explained: "Different worlds, regardless of time, space or matter composition, are independent. Human body is just a form of material existence. To put it bluntly, it is just a "skin". When you go there, change the 'skin'; when you come back, return to the original 'skin'. By the way, you can choose to go to the 'skin' of a different world, as long as it helps you achieve a satisfactory new life. For example, the young man thousands of years ago chose a pair of thoughtful and talented 'skin' because he was not the best in the original world. As a result, he went to a different world. He suddenly won the gold list and won the first prize. His talent was highly valued by the emperor. He married the princess as his son-in-law, and his career was smooth... In short, this is what he wanted. Life. What do you want?"

Zhao Yu thought for a moment, but said, "Don't rush to make a decision for me!" Although I am the person you met after a thousand years, I don't agree to go to a different world. Personally, I think that no matter what world you go to, it's not as good as being with the fairy sister. You will never get tired of being a fairy companion in this place where you don't have to worry about time.

This made the fairy sister laugh until she bent down, and the parrot flew up and hovered: "Meat numbness, meat numbness!" Shameless, shameless!"

"Don't change your brother, don't say that." The fairy sister defended Zhao Yu: "Maybe he is sincere? It really makes people a little moved... Think about it..."

Hearing this, the parrot fell down in a hurry and pecked the fairy sister's hair. The dog came forward and bit and pulled the fairy sister's skirt. The monkey swelled and hugged the fairy sister's calf. The fairy sister struggled in a hurry and repeatedly asked for mercy: "You're joking! It's ridiculous! It's not so easy to touch the mortal heart. Let me go, the immortals. I admit my mistake. I don't dare to do it again!"

After a while, the monkey, the dog and the parrot were silent. The fairy raised her hand, put it on her mouth and coughed gently, then put on a dignified posture and said to Zhao Yu in an unnegotiable manner: "Don't laugh. Say, what world are you going to?"

"Really... Do you have to rush me? No matter what world I want, I have it?"

"All of them. In all-dimensional time and space, all kinds of worlds are endless. No matter what you want, if you don't have it, there will be tens of thousands, if you don't have it, and if you don't have it in hundreds of millions, there will be hundreds of billions... In short, in an endless world, there will always be one you want.

"Then let me think about it. Well... you have arranged it for me. In short, as long as there are adventures and beautiful women. Adventure is fun, and it's happier to be with beautiful women. Therefore, as long as these two requirements are met, ah ha, 'Although there are thousands of people, I will go!'"

"Oh! That's these two, right?

"That's right. Of course, you should also have a little conscience and don't choose randomly for me! I will never do it in a world full of flying dragons and crawlers! You should go to a different world that you are familiar with. Don't let me be too uncomfortable after going there.

"Uh-huh." Sister Fairy understood and confirmed: "Generally speaking, we need a familiar world and meet two basic requirements. That's it, right?"

"That's right. There should be a very exciting adventure, a lot of beautiful women!" Zhao Yu stressed. I can't help blushing, but I want to express my true thoughts bravely in the way I want to be a human being!

"Hua Xin, Hua Xin!" The parrot on the fairy sister's shoulder screamed.

"I want you to take care of it!" Zhao Jin punched him. The parrot flew away.

"Wow..." The fairy sister covered her face with her sleeves: "There are a lot of beautiful women... It turns out that you are no different from men all over the world! Then he lied to me and said that he only loved me, woo..." The monkey shaved his face to shame her, and the dog also spit out his tongue and giggled. The fairy sister waved her sleeve and changed to a refreshing smile: "Okay! It all satisfies you! Go to the adventure, to the beauty, go!"

So the monkey brought the pillow, and the dog ran around happily. The parrot shouted to Zhao Yu, "Lie down, lie down!" Zhao Jinyi lay down and pillowed on the pillow. Sister Fairy told him, "I'll send you to fly over time and space. The pillows will go together. After you go there, you must take good care of the pillow and don't lose it. When you want to come back, put the pillow on the pillow and fall asleep, and then you can come back. If you lose the pillow, you will die in that world. I'm not responsible at all!"

"I know." Zhao Jin kept in mind the instructions and closed his eyes to sleep. I'm curious about what kind of different world I will go to.

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In a flash, Zhao Jin has come to a different world. It turned out that after flying through time and space, there would be a period of loss of consciousness at the beginning. Gradually, the five senses were restored, and then the body was under its control again.

As soon as the hearing in the five senses was restored, Zhao Jin heard several women talking and couldn't hear them, but he felt that the warbler's voice was very beautiful.

"If you haven't seen him, hear his voice first. It seems that there will be a lot of beautiful women, this herb... Wow ha ha!" Zhao Jin is very happy in his heart, looking forward to coming to a different world, and he will be very happy.

After a while, the body can gradually move and open the eyes, but I don't know why I still can't see clearly. Zhao Jin groped and found that he was under a huge bed. The big bed has many thick bed legs, which are very strong and elegant.

But no matter how elegant it is, after all, it is under the bed! Zhao Jin was not satisfied with his opening in a different world.

But there was nothing he could do. Zhao Jin had to lie down and arch between the feet of the bed. He finally got behind the bed, squatted up, and peeped out from the hollow of the bed rail.

After observation, it was found that this is a huge room, and there are indeed many beautiful women in the room!

I only saw this group of beautiful women, some sitting and some standing, talking for a while, and then began to practice silk bamboo performance. It turned out that they were musicians, each with their own talents, and the songs were melodious and beautiful.

Zhao Jin was intoxicated when another group of beautiful women came in. They stood up and sang together. The singing voice is beautiful and graceful, and the beauty of the singers reflects each other, which makes Zhao Jin, who has never seen such a scene, even more intoxicated.

The better one is still in the future. After a while, another group of gorgeous dancers came in. They approached Zhao Jin gracefully, lifted the tulle curtain in front of the bed, took off their embroidered shoes and socks, and went to the bed to dance.

Zhao Jin, squatting behind the bed, suddenly saw many pairs of jade feet, white and delicate, moving, rotating, moving and rotating vividly in front of him...

What kind of flower world is this, this, the universe of bliss? What is the mansion of the princes and dignitaries? Zhao Jin couldn't speculate. He only felt numb and couldn't help straightening up slightly. This accidentally caused a series of chain reactions!

Only a scream! Then there are two or three! After a while, the screams in the room sounded!

"It was found! What should I do?" The person concerned was at a loss for a moment, neither standing nor running, nor getting back under the bed... During the hesitation, many family came from outside and swarmed in!

The family found Zhao Jin and roared! Some of them shouted words that Zhao Yu couldn't understand, while others also called Chinese: "Where did the demons come from! Take it down! Take it down!"

Hearing the other party call to take himself, Zhao Yuru woke up, hurriedly ran out from the back of the bed and fled in confusion. Several family members came one after another and were overturned by Zhao Jin. What a school hunk, a little strength. But how can a person not be frightened when he comes to a strange place and is besieged by many people? Zhao Yu rolled and crawled and just wanted to escape for his life. Unexpectedly, he was hindered by curtains, stools and other things. He rolled over and fell to the ground!

A family member raised a wooden altar chair and was hitting Zhao Jin in the back of the head! Zhao Jin was dizzy. Another family, Ding, arrived with a stick and hit Zhao Jin in the head with a blow! Zhao Jin snorted and immediately lost consciousness. The familymen gathered around again and beat Zhao Jin indiscriminately. Poor school grass Zhao is already unconscious.

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When he regained consciousness again, Zhao Jin only felt a sudden hit on his body, which was hot and painful! Soon, again!

Opening his eyes, Zhao Zhen found that he had been hung upside down. In front of him was an upside-down carved railing painting, surrounded by two fierce guys who were whipping himself!

There are many families around looking at Zhao Jin. Many women also looked in the room, and many of them were pale and frightened.

Zhao Jin only felt pain at the beginning, and the pain was numb, and he felt cold. Only then did I realize that I was stripped and beaten!

Wow! For the other party, of course, it is naked and beating people; but for this herb, how can it be embarrassed to be naked in front of so many female officials in broad daylight?

...No matter how unbearable Zhao Jin is, the people in the house are still gathering to watch the excitement. Soon another group of people gathered around a fat housekeeper and trotted all the way. The housekeeper asked the family the reason, and then came forward and shouted harshly to Zhao Yu. I don't know what language he said. Zhao Jin can't understand it at all. How can he answer?

The housekeeper asked for a long time, but he didn't see Zhao Yu's voice. He couldn't help but be furious. He took the whip from his family and came to fight by himself.

Zhao, who was dizzy, was beaten upside down. He only felt extremely wronged in his heart. He was confused by the fairy sister and ran to such a place to suffer. He couldn't help humming: "I didn't offend you... My sister is so cruel..."

Hearing Zhao Jin's humming like a Chinese language, the housekeeper next to him asked, "What did this demon say?"

The family who knows Chinese quickly reported: "The demon is complaining about his sister's cruelty!"

The housekeeper was even more angry: "What a demon! It's still pastime!" So he ordered Zhao Jin to be carried out of the house and severely tortured the public.

The familymen rushed up and carried Zhao Jin out of the house. Zhao Jin was carried as if it were flying in the fog. In a trance, he heard a Chinese-speaking family members as they walked away and said, "I haven't seen the little one since he entered the house. Who dares to make trouble in Master Ahema's house!"

When Zhao Jin heard this, he suddenly woke up and said to himself, "Ahema? Honey, I know where I've come. Fairy sister... I didn't expect you to look so beautiful, and you are really bad-hearted!"

In this way, Zhao Jin finally understood where he was and couldn't help shuddering. The familymen carried Zhao Jin, came to the door of the house, and hung it upside down again. Zhao Jin's clothes and pillows were regarded as demons and thrown aside with a rune rope.

The people came to see the bustle one after another. They said a lot of Chinese, and they all talked about that Master Ahema must not be provoked! Whoever wants to offend him will definitely die. I don't know where the demon dares to enter the house to make trouble. He must be impatient to live.

It was lively, and the sound of officers and soldiers shouting came from far away from the street, with two 250 dozen heads and a big row behind. The deacons here also hurriedly opened the honor guard and lined up to greet them. The people shouted to each other: "Master Ahema came back in court!" They retreated one after another. Slowly retreated, and the big stick that opened the way came.

Oh! Ah Ma Laiya!

Zhao Jin panicked to the extreme. There were countless people who wanted to be killed by Ah Ma. He finally flew over time and space. Did he come to make up the number? Hurry up and find a way! I can't figure it out!

said that it would be soon. Ahma over there had heard the housekeeper's report and was furious. He immediately ordered him to take his usual whip and pounce on him to whip the demon himself!

Ahema's whip is not an ordinary whip, but a nine-made python whip, which dances fiercely. The poor ** demon hung upside down and was beaten. Now the pain is beyond description, and he can't even hum!

(to be continued in the next section)

Note:

Although there are thousands of people, I will go: even if there are thousands of enemies, I will go! From Mencius Gongsun Chou Chapter.

285: In ancient times, the powerful went out, and two slaves in front of the honor guard were responsible for drinking. This kind of drinking slave is called "Wu Bai". The "Wu" and "Bui" here originally took the meaning of their own array and did not solve the number, but the common people were often beaten and resented the people who were fighting for the tiger, so they deliberately understood "Wu Bai" as numbers and called the two slaves "a pair of two hundred and five". Therefore, the name "2005" has been passed down to modern times and has become a substitute for "slave" and "bastard".