Pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger

01:mei luck

Naohu walked on the street with his purse in his hand, recalling his 25 years of life in his mind.

Nohu is an orphan who has been in the mountains since he was born. People in the mountains are uneducated, and the name Nhu was chosen by a fortune teller in the mountains. At that time, my parents asked why they couldn't follow their surnames. The fortune-teller said: He and your eight-character crimes. Follow your surnames, there will be a bloody disaster in the future. People in the mountains are superstitious. Finally, their parents agreed to the name. The name Hu is very tricky: Naohu - Tiger. When he was in primary school, when the teacher calls the name in every class, his voice will play. Big, when you click his name, you will laugh underground. When I graduated from college and came out to look for a job, I was also unwilling to apply for him because of this name. Finally, Ngogo came to City A from City C and prepared to find a job in City A. However, she accidentally went to Gay Bar and met Xiao Yan by chance. Xiao Yan saw that others were honest and honest, so she asked the bar owner to find a job for him in the bar. At that time, Niao Hu was very grateful to Xiao Yan. The two often communicated together and slowly developed.

Naw tiger is 1 Xiao Yan is 0. In this way, he started dating, and the four-year relationship ended today. The reason for the end was that he could not satisfy him.

Xiao Yan said to him, "You are more suitable to do No. 0.

Nohu was stunned at that time and didn't know what to say.

Xiao Yan continued: "Since we broke up, let's pay some break-up fee!"

"Didn't you propose to break up?" Why did you ask me for the break-up fee? Hu Hu Hu was stunned.

Xiao Yan gave him a white look: "You are stupid! You've seen that gay. If you break up, it's the break-up fee given to the attacker!"

Naw Tiger shook his head: "I haven't seen it"

"Is that right!" Don't talk so much nonsense. Give me the break-up fee." Xiao Yan stretched out her hand in front of him.

Naohu stood there and didn't move.

Xiao Yan was impatient; "You linger, hurry up. After saying that, he seemed to think that he was too slow. He grabbed him, scratched his whole body, and took out a bank card and 200 yuan.

Niao Hu sat on the ground and looked at the bank card in Xiao Yan's hand, like an injured little daughter-in-law.

Xiao Yan patted him on the face with the card: "How much money is in this card?

The tiger stretched out two fingers at him.

Xiao Yan nodded: Well! Not bad, 200,000!

Huohu shook his head: "No"

Xiao Yan's face turned gloomy: "Is it 20,000?

The tiger fished the head; "It's not 20,000, it's 2,000.

After hearing this, Xiao Yan's face became more gloomy. She walked to him, picked up his collar, and raised him from the ground in front of him. He gritted his teeth and said, "You have worked there for four years, have you saved 2,000 yuan? Say it! Where is the money?

Niao Hu looked at the enlarged face in front of him and thought why he didn't realize that Xiao Yan's strength was so strong before. It seems that people can't just look at the surface. Next time you find a wife, you must look for it accurately. You can't find a tiger with rabbit skin, but a gentle one. In his mind, he completely forgot that he was still carried in mid-air by someone else's collar.

"What's the matter? Reply!" Xiao Yan roared.

The tiger's body trembled: "No... No, all... They were all sent to my parents.

Xiao Yan looked at the trembling Niaohu and doubted, "Really? Didn't lie to me! Don't use that money to raise a little lover outside?

Naw tiger shook his head repeatedly: "No... Didn't I lie to you or raise a little lover outside?

- "Plop!"

Xiao Yan let go of his hand, and the tiger suddenly fell to the ground. Xiao Yan looked at him, lifted him up, threw him out of the door, and swung the door again.

The tiger sat on the ground and was stupid! Stiffed! My heart was also angry. I slapped the anti-theft door with my hands. Xiao Yan, open the door for me!

Xiao Yan opened the door and said, "Do you want to change it?"

Naw Hu looked at him and said, "I bought this house. You go out!"

When I went out, Xiao Yan smiled.

Yes! Get out!

After hearing this, Xiao Yan laughed and said, "Who has suppressed me for 4 years? You are right! You have pressed me for four years, and now that you have broken up, shouldn't you give me some compensation?"

Naw tiger looked at him and said timidly, "Isn't it for you?

Give it to me? That little money can compensate me!

Naw Hu thought about it and seemed to be the same, and then left.

After the tiger left, there was a treacherous laughter in the room; "Hey! Hey! Hey! Another trick!

A few days after the breakup, he heard from outsiders say that Xiao Yan was a liar who only cheated men's break-up fees. Nhu returned to his residence and was ready to ask Xiao Yan and asked Xiao Yan to get back the money he cheated. Naohu went to his residence. Xiao Yan was not there, and the head of the house was also replaced. The head of the household told the tiger, "I bought this house from a man. It's not convenient for me to disclose who it is.

The tiger recalled as he walked, recalled there, and sighed in his heart, "Why am I so unlucky! Looking up at the sky, a group of sparrows flew through the sky. Naohu walked to the door of a clothing store, and the influence at the door of the clothing store sang: "Men, cry!" Cry! Cry! It's not a sin! When Nuohu heard this song, he squatted on the ground and buried his face between his legs and cried. While crying, he sighed in his heart. Why is his luck always bad? Cong's name is not good? He was laughed at. After graduation, he looked for a job, repeatedly hit the wall, and then he was cheated out of money. The more he thought about it, the more angry he became. He raised his head, tried his best to remove a piece of cloth to the side, shed tears, and suddenly screamed--

"Slut"!

A lot of people were surrounded by Naohu. Huhu squatted on the ground and looked up. He saw the woman standing next to her with a red face, about eighteen or nineteen years old. She felt that she was not right and looked at her hand. She saw that she was holding a piece of light blue cloth in her hand and looked up. The one she grabbed A piece of cloth is the skirt of a woman about eighteen or nineteen years old standing next to it. Because of too much strength just now, the skirt on the woman's lower body was removed by herself, revealing her bare legs.

The woman saw that Nao Hu's eyes were still looking at her thighs and quickly picked up her skirt. He picked up the handbag in his hand and fought on the tiger.

While fighting, kicking and scolding: "pervert! Insirate! Shameless! Shameless!"

Huo Hu was in a bad mood, but he thought that after all, he was wrong just now, so he suppressed the fire in his heart. After a while, there were several aunt-level characters around the tiger.

Some people now! It's getting more and more shameless, the aunt pointed to the tiger and said.

Yes! Yes! There was another echo around.

Looking at the person he wears, it's actually the person in the middle.

Come on! Come on! Come on! Xiaohuozi, use your mobile phone to take a picture of the pervert and upload it to Weibo. The aunt said to a young man next to her who was watching the bustle.

Naohu listened to the comments around him, and his face turned red. While those aunt-level figures were surrounding the discussion space, he suddenly slipped away from the cracks.

---The man ran away, chase

When the Hu heard the shouts behind him, he ran faster.

Forget it, don't chase it. I took a picture of the pervert just now, and the man who shouted to her mobile phone.

Naw Hu ran for a while and saw that no one was catching up behind him. He leaned against the wall and sat on the ground gasping for breath.

Wow! Whew! Whew! Nowadays, some aunts really love to be lively.

Wh! Something's wrong. Why does it feel cool down there? Hu Hu was very surprised. He touched it and got wet!

Niaohu suddenly stood up and looked behind him. He saw that the place he just sat was pitted and hydrated. He was too tired and didn't notice it.

Naw Tiger sighed: "This man's bad luck is like a flood, and he can't stop it no matter how

Niaohu raised his wrist and looked at the time. At 4:50, he was already two hours late for work. He would be fine! Hu Hu said to himself.

Forget it, I don't want to. Let's go and have a look! After all, this is my own job

Naohu walked on foot and soon came to a Gay bar called Ruo Lian. Now it is not completely dark, and there are not many people inside from the outside.

Nohu, why did you come here now? A man came out of it and asked him.

Naohu grabbed his head and said, "Well, something is delayed.

I heard that you are separated from that person

Yes! Divided!

Isn't it just division! Come on! Come on! Come on! Smile, don't look like a bitter gourd face, and the man pulled the tiger's cheek.

Hey hey! Can I go to work? Hu Hu smiled dryly.

Sorry, you have been fired by the boss.

Naw Hu was surprised: "Exited? Why?

The man looked apologetic: There is a rule in our bar that any employee who is more than two hours late will be fired. You have been nearly three hours late.

Why haven't I heard of this rule after working here for four years? The tiger's face was full of doubts.

This regulation is newly set by our boss, 2 hours ago.

After hearing this, the tiger left without saying anything.

The man looked at the back of Naohu who went far away, turned around and returned to the bar.

Baby! Is it done? A man with an evil face put his hand on his shoulder and asked with a smile.

Ling Yue's fingers circled the man: "It's done. How do you reward me?

Baby, how do you want me to reward you, like this? Or is it like this? The man's voice was charming, and his hand reached into the other party's trousers, ravaging Ling Yue's clear point.

Hmm! Um... Ah! A! Don't touch that. Ling Yue's face turned flushed.

Good! Don't touch it! Come to me in the evening and I will reward you.

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