02: Once the light is turned off, sows can also compete with mink chan

Naohu, in fact, is not satisfied with that job, and it is expected to be fired. After all, he was late for a long time.

I touched the purse, took out a 1 yuan paper ticket and two 50 cent coins from the purse, looked at the little money left and frowned, alas! Don't leave anything for me either.

It's 7 o'clock. Now my friend's house complains for one night, and I'm going out to find a job tomorrow. When I got to the place where I was waiting for the bus, there were already a lot of people standing there. After a while, 102 cars came. When I saw the car coming, the people waiting for the bus were rushing to squeeze up. They squeezed the car in the cracks of the tiger bushes and invested a dollar in the place where they invested money. The driver turned his face and saw that he only invested a lot of money. He looked contemptuously, "I don't have eyes. I didn't see that it said 1.5 yuan for the last bus.

Nohu looked to the side, and there was a large hand-held sign next to the money, on which it was written in red and black: "1.5 yuan for the last bus"

Nohu then took out another 50 cents from his body and reluctantly threw it into it.

I found a seat to sit down, looked at the remaining 50 cents, and said to myself, "Now prices are rising so fast. He turned his head, looked at the scenery coming and going outside the window, yawned and fell asleep against the window.

Hey! When the terminal arrives, get out of the car quickly. The driver in front of him shouted at him.

Naohu was suddenly awakened by the driver's roar, rubbed his eyes, looked at the car swinging over the sky, and then looked out of the window. The sky was completely dark and asked the driver, "Where is this?

The driver glanced at him: "Terminal"

Terminal? Nao Hu grabbed his hair depressedly, got out of the car and looked at the deserted place, patted his head, and overslept. It seemed that he had heard before that the terminal of this car was very remote, and generally no one would sit at the terminal. The tiger walked forward and kept kicking the stones on the ground, alas! Find a place and walk for a while. There seems to be a house not far away. I approached and looked at a brick house.

Won! Bump! Bump! Is there anyone? There was no sound in the room, and the tiger knocked again: Is there anyone? After waiting for a while, no one opened the door, and the tiger pushed the door open - bang! The door was pushed open by the tiger, and the two-shirt door fell to the ground. Naohu walked in, and there was a dark place everywhere. He couldn't see anything. He touched the wall randomly. In the cracks of the wall, he touched a box of matches. Huhu lit a match and lit up the front. He saw a table full of spider webs in front of him, with a kerosene lamp. Naohu walked towards the table. Look at the kerosene lamp on the table. It's the era now, and some people use this kind of thing. The tiger then crossed a match and lit the lamp. The room suddenly turned yellow. He picked up the kerosene lamp and lit it everywhere. The wall was full of potholes. In the corner of the wall, the beam was full of spider webs. There was a rocking chair in the corner of the wall. It was still good to look at it. He dragged the rocking chair to the door and tried hard. The two doors from the door to the bottom stood up and stood at the door with a rocking chair. It had been turned upside down. The rocking chair was put on, dragged the coat and trousers, only a pair of trousers, and lay on the rocking chair. After a while, it fell asleep.

Nuohu likes luoshui. If it hadn't been for the hard rocking chair, he would have taken nothing left.

Outside the house, the leaves on the tree were blown by the wind. There was no light, and three dark shadows were wandering there.

Boss, what's wrong with you today? How did you lead us to such a remote place

When Wei Lingyan heard the question, he broke a branch with his hand on the tree: "Don't mention it! The old man was arranging a blind date for me again, and he said that I had a baby date with that woman when I was a child.

Boss, isn't it just a blind date? You can still refuse as before. Why do you have to escape so far?

This time it's different from before. The old man followed me. I ran away for a long time before I got rid of those people.

Big boss, why did you escape here? The cold wind here is piercing, and it feels so gloomy.

Wei Lingyan took photos around with his mobile phone: "I don't know it's there.

The man next to him clutched Wei Lingyan's sleeve with a frightened face: "That... What should we do tonight, boss? It's terrible here.

It's really timid and not promising. Wei Lingyan looked at him with a sarcastic face.

I used to hear some old people say that there are many graves in these remote places. At night, ghosts will run out for food.

Wei Lingyan slapped the man on the head: "You are stupid! In what era do you still believe in those things?

The man rubbed the hurt head and looked aggrieved: "Am I afraid!

Wei Lingyan took a picture of his mobile phone in the front and pointed to it: "There seems to be a family there. Let's go and have a look.

The man next to him pulled Wei Lingyan's arm and looked alert: "The boss, don't go there to avoid danger.

Wei Lingyan looked at the house in front of him: "It's just a family. What's the danger?

Boss, think about it, this place is so remote. There is no family dozens of miles away, but why is there a family there? I guess that family must be a blindfolding method used by ghosts, in order to deceive us into and suck into our yang. Otherwise, there is a monster inside. As soon as we go in, we will kill both of them and eat tons of meat.

After listening to him, Wei Lingyan was speechless for a while. He turned his head and looked at him: "Yu Zheng, have you read too much about Liaozhai or Journey to the West? Fortunately, he is still my personal bodyguard to protect my safety. How to protect me like you? Look at Yu Zhe. Wei Lingyan pointed his fingers to the other side with his hands around his chest, motionless. Man, look, how calm he is. He hasn't said a word of nonsense from the beginning to now.

Yu Zheng took a look at the man: "The boss is paralyzed and has no expression. Of course, he looks calm. Maybe he is also afraid. He is saying that this martial arts skill is high, and he is also afraid of the kitchen knife. Although I am not afraid of the kitchen knife, he is also afraid of those demons and monsters.

After listening to his chatter, Wei Lingyan went straight forward: "If you are afraid, stand there and don't move. Yu Zhe and I will go there to have a rest. Yu Zhe, let's go! Come and have a look with me!

Yu Zhe heard the sound and turned around: "Yes! The voice is cold.

Boss, wait for me. Don't leave me. I'll go too. Yu Zheng shouted and ran forward.

Wei Lingyan looked at Yu Zheng, who ran to him, and joked, "Aren't you afraid? What are you doing? Don't be afraid of being sucked into yang by demons and monsters, or eating tons of meat.

Hey hey! Hey hey! Yu Zheng giggled and said, "Big brother, I'm your personal bodyguard, and I should protect your safety.

hehe! Keep me safe, okay! Then if you go ahead, what's the danger? Wei Lingyan made a gesture to him.

Hey hey, I'm walking in front of you, and you follow me. Yu Zheng walked forward, his back must be straight, and his legs kept shaking. Yu Zheng hit himself in the mouth: "I want you to be cheap, I want you to show off, but alas! The words have been said, just like the water spilled out, which can't be taken back.

Wei Lingyan looked at the front leg all the time: "Are you afraid?

When Yu Zheng heard the question behind, he stopped, turned around and said, "I'm not afraid! Don't be afraid. It's my duty to protect the boss.

Boss, when he arrived, Yu Zheng stood outside the room and shouted to the back.

Wei Lingyan took a look at the shabby brick house: "Go in now, explore the wind, and see if there is any danger. There is no danger. Let's go in.

Boss, let's go in together. There will be no danger.

That won't work. Didn't you say that there would be demons and monsters in it? What if I went in and ate me? Wei Lingyan looked scared. Didn't you just say you wanted to protect me, so you went in first and have a look.

Boss, you wait first. I'll go and have a look. Yu Zheng, his hands trembled and knocked on the door: "Is there anyone? Inside, the tiger slept to death. He didn't hear the knock on the door outside. He turned over and put his buttocks against the door, and the door rang. Outside, Yu Zheng heard the sound of the door and jumped down. After waiting for a while, he saw that no one opened the door. He pushed the back door and didn't open it. Then he pushed open a small crack in the door and looked inside. It was dark and he couldn't see anything. He boldly put his hand into the crack, touched it blindly, and touched a soft thing. His hands trembled, his body trembled violently, and his mouth said: Nothing will happen, nothing will happen. After saying that, his hand pinched the soft thing. The tiger's buttocks were pinched, and his buttocks rubbed against the door. Yu Zheng saw the soft thing in his hand move, suddenly loosened his hand, and ran to Wei Lingyan: " Boss, Li... There is something in it, and it will move softly.

Didn't you just say you wanted to protect me? Why are you afraid of this now? Wei Lingyan laughed.

Yu Zheng, his body trembled violently, and his voice was crying: "Big boss, come and have a look with me. I... I'm scared.

Wei Lingyan looked at Yu Zheng, who was about to cry: "Let's go! Let's go and have a look

When Yu Zheng heard this, he must have returned the tears in his eye frame and grabbed his arm and rubbed it on him: " boss, you are so kind!

Wei Lingyan, who ignored him, walked forward, came to the door of the house, pushed the door vigorously, but did not push it open, but retreated a gap with thick legs.

Didn't Yu Zheng say that there was something inside just now? Wei Lingyan said to himself, put his hand into the crack and touched it. It was really soft, slippery, cool, and quite comfortable to touch. After touching it for a while, he let go of his hand, looked at the dilapidated wooden door, and opened the door with one foot. The tiger was kicked to the side and crawled on the ground and stretched out. The son suddenly began to ache. Wei Lingyan looked at the kicked door and said to the two people next to him. Let's go in and have a look together.

Hey hey! Boss, you are so awesome!

The three of them adjusted the light of the mobile phone to the brightest, walked in, and the room became bright under the light of the mobile phone.

Boss, there is something on the ground.

Wei Lingyan put the light of his mobile phone down, and saw a thin man lying on the ground side, wearing only one pair of trousers and a footprint on the white trousers.

When he heard someone talking, he wanted to turn over and see who it was, but he couldn't move.

Yu Zheng walked over and turned over the person on the ground. He saw the man's face and took a breath of cold air: " boss, you see, he looks like Zhu Bajie.

Wei Lingyan glanced at the man on the ground, and his face was disgusted. "Take it away, take it away, it's really dirty for my eyes.

Naohu's face was swollen and tall, and his eyes were blue and purple. His eyes were slightly squinted under the light of the mobile phone. He saw three people standing in front of him. The one on the left had a baby face and was looking at him curiously. The one on the right was cold in the middle. His whole body was red, cold and his eyes were thin and slender. Long single phoenix eyes, two proud thin lips under the tall nose. Looking carefully at the man's eyes exuding disgust and disgust, Nao Hu couldn't figure it out. It was the first time he met him and did not provoke him. In order to show his friendliness, he endured the pain and gave him a smile.

Wei Lingyan was jumped by his crying and smiling expression, frowning, thinking that he was ugly and laughing like that.

nao hu was a little confused. How brightly he smiled at him. How could the other party still look disgusted? I don't know how obscene and obscene my smile is at all.

Yu Zheng came up and poked his swollen cheek with his fingers: "Big boss, he laughed, more like Zhu Bajie.

Wei Lingyan ignored him and held his face to the other side.

Yu Zheng saw that no one paid attention to him and suddenly patted his forehead: " boss, I remember. I touched the soft one just now, and the moving thing seemed to be...

What is

? Wei Lingyan said curiously.

Yu Zheng pointed his finger at the lower body of the tiger: "The boss is his buttocks.

Ass? Wei Lingyan looked at the tiger's buttocks and his hands. He took out a handkerchief from his clothes and rubmed his hand hard. The nausea in his heart became stronger and stronger.

Yu Zheng saw that his boss had been rubbing his hands and said to himself; the boss's cleanliness fetish was getting worse and worse.

Wei Ling looked at his handkerchief and rubmed red hands, walked to the tiger, looked at him viciously, and kicked him. The tiger was kicked on the leg of the table by his kick and fainted.

Yu Zheng hurried forward and put his finger between his breaths: " boss, he is dead.

Dead? Is it that weak? Yu Zhe, go and have a look.

Yes

Young master, this man is still alive, but he can't breathe smoothly.

Boss, give him artificial respiration.

Do you want me to give him artificial respiration?

Yu Zheng nodded: "Yes, the boss was kicked like that by you. Besides, it's better to save people's lives than to build a seven-level Futu.

Wei Lingyan pointed to the tiger who had fainted and said in disgust, "He is too disgusting.

Boss, I put out the light for you. You are doing it. As the saying goes: "When the light is turned off, the sow can also compete with mink Zen.

He is a public

Then it should be said that when the light is turned off, the boar can also compete with Pan'an.

Go! Go! Go! While staying, Wei Lingyan walked to Huhu and squatted down with a reluctant face: Hum! Blessed are you. This is my first kiss, which is wasted on you, an ugly person. After saying that, he took a deep breath, bent down, crossed into his mouth, and repeated it several times. He stood up and ran outside to vomit.

Yu Zhe walked forward and looked at Hu Hu's chest. Far away, he was spitting out Wei Lingyan; young master, he was fine.

Wei Lingyan vomited and walked over. Yu Zheng looked at his boss, vomited his eyes red, and handed him a small bottle.

Wei Lingyan took the small bottle and asked; what was inside?

is 84 disinfectant, which is specially used for your disinfection.

After hearing this, Wei Lingyan changed the bottle for him, and you kept it yourself.

Young master, it's almost dawn now. Let's go

Wei Lingyan looked at the time at 4:50. Let's go, go back, and what just happened can't be told to anyone, otherwise...

Boss, don't worry, I didn't see what happened just now.

Young master, let it go! Heart

Hmm! Not bad!