Pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger

03: Looking for a job

The next day, at dawn, the tiger climbed up from the ground with the pain on his body and sat on the ground. His hand rubbed his head that was hurt by the legs of the table. He remembered what happened last night. It seemed that he slept again, but suddenly fell to the ground, and then came in. Three men, and then he was kicked by one of the men. I don't remember anything about it.

I pressed the temple, and stood up with my hand on the table. I slowly walked to the fallen door and picked up the clothes on the ground. I went out and looked at the weeds outside, and looked at a dilapidated stop sign not far away. I touched the purse with my hand. There was only 50 cents left. I thought, what's wrong with this? Yes, there are only 50 cents on my body. How can I leave this damn place? Those people kick themselves like this without leaving any compensation.

Standing outside for a while, I suddenly remembered that there was an emergency purse in my trousers, or the last time I went home, my mother found some cloth for herself, sewed a purse in each trousers, and said that she would put some money in it every day to prepare for emergency use. Qianhu didn't know whether his purse had money, so he put his hand into his trousers and touched a few pieces of wrinkled paper. He took it out and saw that it was just a few shabby 1 yuan paper tickets. There were four of them. He took the money and walked to the station sign and waited for the bus. After waiting for almost an hour, the 102 car came. Huhu got into the car, and the car was empty. Two people themselves and the driver. This 102 car is really conscientious. In this remote place, it must arrive every time. If it were another car, it would have turned back. Huhu sighed for a while. He raised his head and casually looked at the route drawn on the iron sheet in front of him. After a while, the number of people on the car gradually increased. While looking at the scenery outside, Hu Hu carefully listened to the report of each station in the loudspeaker.

Tianyang Street arrived. Please get out of the car. After hearing the sound, Huhu got out of the car and stood under the stop sign and looked at the people coming and going. He thought it was better to find a job quickly. Huhu looked at all kinds of recruitment advertisements posted on the wall. None of them were suitable for him, and his hand was full of advertising paper. Huhu looked at the advertising paper, but there was still nothing suitable for him. At this time, a young man came to him and sent him an advertising paper. Huhu looked at the above content: "Haitian Game Company is recruiting several employees. Anyone who can play computer games can go to the company to apply for salary face-to-face negotiation. Address: 20 meters east of Tianyang Street.

You can also play some computer games. Go and try it! Hu Hu put the advertising paper in his purse. I walked to the company, walked in, and asked the receptionist, "Excuse me, where is the interview place for this employee?

Mr., the place where you are applying for employees is in the fourth office on the second floor. You can go up here.

Thank you!

Huohu went up to the second floor, where there was already a long queue. Huhu walked over and stood behind and looked at the candidates who kept going in and out. Some of them were excited and some were depressed. After a while, it was his turn. Huhu walked in and saw a slightly fat middle-aged man with eyes sitting. At the desk, the man saw the tiger coming in: "Please sit down!

Hmm! Uh-huh! Thank you! Huhu sat on the stool and was uneasy. He didn't know where to put his hands. After all, this was the first time he had applied for a job in a big company. In the past, he went to some factories to apply. After that his education was not enough, he sat down and looked at the interviewer with a smile. The man looked up at the tiger and was jumped by his swollen and tall face. He calmed his heart and thought that this man was not good-looking and might have great wisdom.

After calming down, he said to him: Please introduce yourself first.

Good! My name is Hu, today

Puffing——

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by a smile.

You said your name is Tiger?

Yes! It's the "nao, polysyllabic word practice (nao)

Oh, it's that word! Then you can introduce yourself from the beginning.

Huohu knows his name, and many people will laugh when they hear it, and it is not the first time to be laughed at.

My name is Hu. I am 27 years old and graduated from Fansi University.

The man nodded and thought that this man really had potential, a famous aristocratic university in City B of Fansi University. I don't know what the other party said about Fansi University. It is just a second-rate university that is not well-known in a small county. It is full of poor students.

What kind of games do you usually play on the Internet?

Minesweeping!

Hehe! Minesweeping? You are so humorous. You graduated from Fansi University, and you are even good at joking.

Hmm! Uh-huh! Ha ha! Ha ha! Hu Hu laughed dryly.

What other games do you play besides minesweeping? The man looked at him expectantly and answered.

Hit the gopher!

Hit the gopher? The man confirmed it again and was afraid that he had heard it wrong.

Huo Hu was a little confused. Was his voice so low just now that the interviewer didn't hear it? Hu looked at the interviewer from the beginning, looked at it for a while, withdrew his eyes, cleared his throat and used all his strength to make the loudest decibel sound: "I also play gophers.

- Dong, there was a sound of the man's quilt, and the tiger's high decibel voice fell to the ground.

Huohu looked at the interviewer who fell to the ground and quickly walked up to help him. The man got up with the power of his desk and picked up the glasses strap on the ground.

Are you all right? Hu Hu asked.

It's okay! The interviewer shook his hand and held down his eye frame again.

Which school did you graduate from?

Huhu was a little stunned. Didn't you say that just now? Did the interviewer fall and forget what happened just now?

May I ask which school you graduated from? The man saw that he was wandering in the soul and asked again.

When Hu heard the interviewer's voice, he would withdraw his thoughts, looked at the interviewer and replied, "I graduated from Fansi University.

Fansi University is a famous university. Anyone who has studied in it will play all kinds of games on the computer. Can you only play these two games?

Ha ha, Hu Hu smiled and replied, "There are all poor people in our Fansi University. I don't have money to buy computers and play games. I still know how to play these two games. I have graduated and can play them.

Poor? Fansi School is a famous aristocratic school in B City. How can there be poor people? The man is a little puzzled

I graduated from City C, Rice University, not City B.

Are there still two Fan Si? How about your Fan Si?

Huhu smiled awkwardly at the interviewer: "It's just a second-rate university in a small county in C city.

Fan Si! The man whispered

Yes! Fan Si! The "thinking" of the "meal" thought of eating

The man suddenly looked up at him. It turned out that he had made a mistake in everything just now!

Hu Hu looked at the interviewer and kept looking at himself. He thought that he was in the interviewer's fancy and could stay here to work. He asked the interviewer with an excited expression: "Can I stay?"

The man looked at Hu Hu's excited expression and was a little puzzled. He didn't say he wanted him to stay. Why was he so excited? Thinking about it, the interviewer smiled apologetically at him and said, "I'm sorry, our company can't apply for an employee like you.

The tiger put away the smile on his face and asked, "Why?

The condition for our company to recruit employees is that they must be able to play games.

Wuhu looked at the interviewer with a puzzled face and said, "I can play games. I can play minesweeping and gophers. I also learned to play Angry Birds some time ago. Let me tell you, I never lost when I played Angry Birds. I can beat several pigs at a time.

The man listened to the tiger and rubbed his temples: "We are recruiting employees who must play large-scale online games, not those who play stand-alone games

Huo Hu didn't say anything. He took out a square-shaped advertising paper from his purse and opened it. He pointed to the above application requirements in front of the interviewer and said, "You said that as long as you can play games, you can apply here. Why, I can't do it?

The man picked up the advertising paper and looked at it. He said to him with apologetically, "I'm really sorry. It's not clear. I'm here to apologize to you on behalf of the company.

Huo Hu looked at the interviewer and apologized to him. He couldn't react for a moment. He was stunned and stopped repeatedly: "It's okay! It's okay!

Hu Hu stood up and said, "Let's go!

Hmm!

Bang - Hu Hu suddenly hit the office door.

Be careful! The door was closed just now.

Hu Hu rubbed the painful place, opened the door and walked out.

Walking out of the company, Hu Hu Hu touched his purse and looked at the last three yuan left with a helpless face! Go to Feng Ran's place to stay for a while! Ask him for help with the job search.

The man Yuhu has failed to find an attack, either because he did not apply for him, or because he was hit too many times. He was used to it and calmed down.