Chapter 67 Cheating

When the two guys were as tired as dead dogs and returned to the village, Yu Xiaotian didn't know where they came from. Like magic, they got two bamboo poles. At the front end of each bamboo pole was tied with a wooden spoon, and a large bowl was brought in front of salted fish and brown rice they ate in front of the two guys.

Yu Xiaotian looked down at the two tired guys and sneered, "Don't you have the strength to use it? Do you still have the strength to fight now?"

The two guys were exhausted at this moment. When they heard Yu Xiaotian ask them, they quickly shook their heads like rattle drums and even said they didn't dare! I will never dare to do it again!

Yu Xiaotian counted with his narrow face and nodded, "If I'm not wrong, you just ran three laps, didn't you? There are still two laps to run! Today, the second head of the family begged for you. In the face of your first offense, these two laps will be fine! Now you can eat!"

The two guys can avoid the remaining two laps, and they can still eat! So they were immediately overjoyed. They quickly practiced kowtowing and thanking, and then turned to the horse's face to thank him. They wanted to get up and pick up the bowl to eat.

To be honest, they worked for a day and fought again, and then were punished by Yu Xiaotian for running a few kilometers away. They had been hungry for a long time. Seeing that others had eaten, they couldn't wait to stretch out a hand in their throats, grab the food in their mouths, and quickly fill their stomachs.

Before they went to pick up the rice bowl, Yu Xiaotian stretched out his hand and slapped them twice with a bamboo pole, knocked their hands open, and said, "Don't worry! It's okay if you want to eat, but do as I tell you! Come on, tie these two spoons to their right hands with bamboo poles!"

Blackhead and Liu Wang are now Yu Xiaotian's cronies. They pulled away Han Xian and Zhao Si, who were about to help. When they came up, they tied the bamboo pole with a wooden spoon to Feng De and Luo Xianbin's right hand with a strange smile on their faces.

Feng De and Luo Xianbin looked at the bamboo pole tied in their hands and made a comparison. They found that the bamboo pole was two or three feet long after connecting it to a wooden spoon. How can they eat with such a long guy? Don't give chopsticks yet!

"Listen to you two! You can eat if you want to! But you have to eat according to the rules I set! You are not allowed to help with your left hand, nor are you allowed to lie on the bowl and eat directly with your mouth. If you see it, you can only use a spoon to bring the rice to your mouth! Don't break the rules. If anyone fouls, then continue to run the remaining two laps! All right! The rules are over. You two start to eat. If it's not enough, you'll be full!" Yu Xiaotian also showed a bad smile at this time and stepped aside and picked up his arm.

The big rice bowl was placed on the ground between Feng De and Luo Xianbin, and there was a large bowl of water next to it. The two looked at the long-handled wooden spoon in their hands and stretched out to scoop up a spoonful of rice, but then wanted to send it to their mouths, but no matter what they did, the spoon could not be delivered to their mouths, because the spoon was too long, they He stretched his neck and couldn't reach the spoon, so he had to worry, but he couldn't bring the rice to his mouth.

At this time, everyone gathered around and put the two guys in the middle. Looking at the two guys holding a long spoon, they were in a hurry to eat, and everyone laughed.

Ma Face, Liu Laoliu and others also gathered around. They didn't know what Yu Xiaotian was doing. They looked at the long-handled spoon in their hands and thought that Yu Xiaotian was deliberately embarrassing the two wrong guys. They sincerely didn't want them to eat. I think it's angry and funny, and I think it's a little too much for Yu Xiaotian to do this.

But after all, Yu Xiaotian is now their big head, and it is not easy for them to come out and say that Yu Xiaotian is not, so they can only follow them to watch the fun.

Feng De and Luo Xianbin worked hard for a long time, but they couldn't bring the rice to their mouths with a spoon. Luo Xianbin was short-tempered. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't do it, so he simply looked up and said angrily to Xiaotian, "Steer! Usually, I obey you. It's really my fault that I fight with Feng De today. I just admit my mistake! You also punished us, but why do you still toss us so much? This spoon is so long that it can't be delivered to the mouth at all. How can you let us eat? If you don't want me to eat, you can say that I don't eat! If you have the ability, take this spoon to show us. If you can eat, I will do whatever you ask Luo Xianbin to do in the future. Even if I die, if I frown, I will not be a person!"

With that, he stood up angrily, untied the rope and threw the long spoon to the ground. Feng De was a little timid, but when he saw that Luo Xianbin had thrown the spoon, he quickly stood up, untied the spoon tremblingly and threw it on the ground.

Yu Xiaotian rolled his eyes, glanced at the two of them, sneered, bent down to pick up two long spoons, wiped the soil stained on the spoon with the corners of his clothes, raised his eyebrows and looked at Luo Xianbin and Feng De and asked, "Is this true? If I eat with this spoon, what will you two say in the future, and you will do it?

Luo Xianbin straightened his neck and said loudly, "Everyone is here. You can make a witness for me. If you eat with a spoon, then I will do whatever you ask me to do today. If I fart, it's not my mother!"

Feng De also nodded and said yes, saying that he also agreed with Luo Xianbin's words.

Yu Xiaotian squatted down, waved to make Liu Wang squat on the opposite side, gave a long spoon to Liu Wang, learned what he had just looked like with a rope, tied the long spoon to his right hand, looked up at the people around him, and sneered, "Okay! I bet! Everyone is watching today! How did my surname Yu eat this meal into my mouth? If I can't eat, then I won't do this rudder today!"

After looking at the confusion between Feng De and Luo Xianbin just now, everyone thought that if they used this long spoon, no one would be able to eat, so they sweated for Yu Xiaotian, because Yu Xiaotian's words were full. If he couldn't eat, he would not be their helms from now on. Son, so who else can they listen to in the future?

The horse's face didn't want things to get stuck, so he quickly came out to round up and said, "Forget it! Forget it! The big head must be laughing with you! That's all for today! Let's all break up! You two bastards, do you want to die? Let's see if I don't break your legs today!" With that, he found a stick and went to chase Luo Xianbin and Feng De.

"Second head, don't stop me. I'm not joking with them. Today I'm going to show them how I eat this meal with a spoon!" Yu Xiaotian opened his mouth and stopped the horse's face and said solemnly to the people around him.

The horse's face can't be stopped anymore, so he can only retreat and put it aside. If you see it's good, you are still young. If you can't eat it for a while, it depends on where your face is! It's not my fault that I didn't give you a step down!

Everyone once again turned their eyes on Yu Xiaotian and Liu Wang. Yu Xiaotian nodded and said, "Why is it difficult to eat this meal! Look at it!"

After saying that, Yu Xiaotian scooped out a spoonful of rice in a large bowl with a long spoon and sent it directly to Liu Wang's mouth. Liu Wang immediately understood what Yu Xiaotian meant. He ate the spoonful of rice, and then followed a sample. He also scooped a spoonful of rice with a long spoon in his hand and sent it to Yu Xiaotian's mouth. Yu Xiaotian also opened his mouth to eat it. Spoon of rice.

Everyone's chin fell to the ground. Luo Xianbin's face was difficult to see the extreme. He pointed to Yu Xiaotian and stammered urgently, "You...you...this can't be counted...you are cheating!"

Yu Xiaotian stood up, threw the long spoon in his hand on the ground with a sneer, and asked loudly, "What? Don't you accept it? Did I just say that we are not allowed to feed each other? I just said to eat with a spoon, but I never said that you must eat with the spoon in your own hands!"

Luo Xianbin's face turned into a pig's liver. After thinking for a long time, he replied, "The helmsman really didn't say it! But...but..." But he didn't find anything to refute Yu Xiaotian's words for a long time, so he had to squat on the ground.

Yu Xiaotian turned around, slowly glanced at everyone around him, and then said, "In fact, many things are so simple. Today, I want Luo Xianbin and Feng De to eat with a long spoon, not to embarrass them, but to everyone remember one thing, that is, we are brothers and relatives, only Think more about others outside. Most of the time, as long as you reach out a little, you can help others. Of course, others will naturally return the favor. In this way, we are afraid of what we can't do?

Today, Luo Xianbin and Feng De are fighting in the same room just for a shadowless hope! You can fight for this kind of thing today, and tomorrow someone will raise a knife to their brother for other things! So what else can we do in the future? I'm afraid that there is no need for others to trouble us, and we will kill all our own people!

Luo Xianbin and Feng De, do you two know that you are wrong? Speaking of this, he suddenly turned around, glared at Luo Xianbin and Feng De, and roared at them loudly.

After listening to Yu Xiaotian's words, some people thought about it, some people nodded repeatedly, and some people showed a look of shame. At this time, Luo Xianbin and Feng De's disobedient feelings had already disappeared, and the rest was full of shame. When they were shouted by Yu Xiaotian, both of them couldn't help but The autonomous knees softened and knelt down together.

"Steering! Small clothes! The little one made a mistake! Please punish the big head!" The two shouted together.

It was not until this time that Yu Xiaotian's tense expression relaxed. He slowly pulled the two of them up, put their hands together, and held them firmly. Then he smiled: "Okay! The ancients said that they died in the morning and evening! You two can correct your mistakes so quickly, and I will be satisfied! Remember, we are brothers, and don't point the knife at your own people at any time! It's still a good brother to shake hands, that's all for today!

All right! Today, everyone is here. I will say one more thing today. Starting from tomorrow, before dawn, everyone will follow me to get up early and practice! Only when we practice a good ability can we cross the sea! What kind of Jianglong and Xiao big mouth are all bullshit. Let's go back one day, not to mention the Funing area, no matter how far away it is, we will all go! ......”

A group of later students were so excited by Yu Xiaotian's words that they immediately shouted together, even claiming yes.

Looking at a group of descendants shouting with Yu Xiaotian, the horse shook his head slightly and said to Liu Laoliu, "Lao Liu! I said, where did you pick up our rudder? Why can't we think of such a simple thing? Old! We are so old! It seems that we have nothing to worry about handing over these descendants to the steering wheel in the future!"

Liu Laoliu looked proud, gently stroked his beard on his chin and smiled, "Of course!" The future is terrible! It's a blessing to meet our helmsman! These old guys, let's wait for happiness in the future! I dare to guarantee that as long as filial piety is there, sooner or later, we will be wherever we want! ......”

(New year, a new beginning, I wish everyone a spirit in this year of the snake! All the best! The cold wind is here to wish everyone a happy New Year again!)