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The furthest distance in the world is not the separation of life and death, but the fact that I stand under your window with roses in my hand and wait for you, but you are playing in other people's **. - Zhang Deshuai's Quotations

Although Erya's big glasses still appear in my dreams from time to time, I have lost Erya forever. Because I never saw her again after she moved out of her house. Until we met a few years ago, she had already become a wife.

Because a feat in elementary school was to mention in my diary that caused me to fail in primary school mathematics, which made me a well-known figure in the whole school. This also left me a profound lesson. So one night many years later, my nephew listened to the sound of the (harmonious) bed next door and asked me what it was and if they were fighting. I stroked his head and told him that it was Japanese. When you grow up, you will know that Japanese is easy to learn. Looking at my nephew's puzzled face, I don't know if he can understand what I said.

In the third grade of primary school, I threw the big bubble gum of love to my deskmate, Xiao Cui.

Actually, I didn't like Xiao Cui at the beginning, but Xiaona, who was my childhood sweetheart. Unfortunately, I think Xiaona is a green plum, and Xiaona doesn't regard me as a bamboo horse. After she handed the note I handed to her to the teacher, I could clearly hear something in my body that seemed to be broken.

In my depression and muddle-headed every day, I have the honor to see an epoch-making masterpiece - "Girl's Heart". ( If you are lucky enough to read this book when you were a child, it shows that you are old. The love story of the girl and her cousin in the book once again ignited the flame of my love. How many young men's stories have enlightened the hearts of ignorant teenagers.

When I was silent in class in the ellipsis of the love story of the girl and her cousin, a ruthless hand took it away from my hand. Scared out of a cold sweat, I looked up and it turned out to be Xiao Cui. It turned out that Xiao Cui read with relish in class and wanted to figure out what I was reading.

I was busy to grab the novel that had just been taken away by Xiao Cui, and was fought back by her. She severely counterattacked me unarmed with various mass destruction weapons such as rulers and compasses, but said that I had crossed the 38th parallel. I quickly lost the battle and begged her, "Look quickly. Return it to me after reading it."

Xiao Cui looked through it casually for a few times. First, her face turned slightly red, and then she hummed contemptuously from her mouth and returned the book to me. It took me a few days to know that I had been despised by her.

If my memory is a river, then on the afternoon when Xiao Cui accepted my love bubble gum, it was a bright pearl in the river.

On the Saturday afternoon when Xiao Cui grabbed the book, I came to her house at Xiao Cui's invitation. When we were young, we were not like today's children. We always had an iPad and an iPhone, which was very pretentious and stylish. When we were young, we were boys' red and white machines and girls' rubber bands. It's just a girl's rubber band and a men's game hall.

There is no red and white machine in Xiao Cui's house, so I have to watch the video with Xiao Cui. Many people may not remember the video recorder, and even some people have never seen it at all. However, when I was a child, this thing was forced. Whoever had a video recorder at home was simply a symbol of a rich man. The extra chapter is about Zhang Deshuai's love experience, not about the hard work when he was a child. Let's get back to the point.

Later, Xiao Cui took out a video and asked me, "Do you want Journey to the West?"

I nodded quickly. When I was a child, who didn't like to watch the Monkey King in Journey to the West? I always fantasized that I had a golden staff and knocked our math teacher a few times when I was free. She dares to say that my homework was copied. I'm not copying homework. My name is "Cultural unification".

Xiao Cui put the video tape into the video recorder, first of which was a snow-white snowflake. Xiao Cui and I widened our eyes and looked forward to the Monkey King holding a golden staff around the tiger leather skirt. However, a bed came out first. I'm a little puzzled.

Xiao Cui asked first, "Where is this?"

"This is the monster's cave, and the monster will come out soon. They must have discussed going to eat Tang Monk. I replied.

"Well, monsters are all bad guys." Xiao Cui said with a righteous face.

"Yes, monsters are all bad guys." I also clenched my fist and said with a righteous face.

Sure enough, two female golden lion kings appeared. They came to the bed talking and laughing and lay down. They are rolling and licking around. It made me confused again. Why didn't they discuss to catch Tang Monk and lick it here?

"What are they doing?" Xiao Cui began to ask me again.

"One is injured, and the other is healing her wounds." I am proud of my second answer.

"Then they should sit up and carry their hands against their backs. How can this happen?"

"Lick it faster, and I see that all my dogs are like this."

Before I finished speaking, another person jumped out of the screen - Sun Wukong. Sun Wukong appeared and saw where you two monsters fled. However, the Monkey King's hair seems to be incomplete, and some places are not covered with golden hair.

"Look, look, the Monkey King is out." I pointed to the screen and shouted to Xiao Cui. Xiao Cui also stared at the screen with an excited face and was silently cheering for Sun Wukong.

The two monsters suddenly appeared in front of them. First, they turned pale, but they soon calmed down and greeted them with a ferocious smile. No, Sun Wukong wants to fight against two, and the situation is a little critical.

Just look at the two monsters reaching out and disturbing the Monkey King. I know that the Monkey King must have endure great pain at this time. However, the brave Monkey King endured with his body. Another monster pressed Sun Wukong's head and pulled out his tongue with his mouth and sucked wildly. It is actually sucking the yang of the Monkey King. It seems that monsters are not good things and live by sucking other people's yang. The monster that fiercely attacked the Monkey King also came up to suck the yang of the Monkey King. Sun Wukong did not seem to resist, but turned his head with a smile and let her suck. Sun Wukong must have some powerful moves to use later, but why didn't he use the golden staff? I clenched my little fist below and couldn't wait to rush in immediately to tell Sun Wukong to use the golden staff to subdue the two monsters.

The other monster saw that the monster was sucking Sun Wukong's yang, so he turned down and licked the bottom of Sun Wukong. Finally, it began to suck Sun Wukong's yang from below. The two monsters were so vicious that they launched a fierce attack on the Monkey King. There is no chance to resist Sun Wukong.

At this time, I saw the sudden surge under Sun Wukong and suddenly turned the situation around.

"What is that?" Xiao Cui asked me again.

"The golden staff must be a golden staff." I replied with an excited face.

"Isn't the golden staff in your ear?"

"The golden staff is in his ear, and Sun Wukong will fall out as soon as he tilts his head." I explained to Xiao Cui.

Xiao Cui also nodded on the side and praised me: "Xiaoshuai, you are so smart."

I didn't respond to her, but continued to watch the Monkey King vs. Two Monsters.

As soon as Sun Wukong used the golden staff, the situation on the battlefield immediately changed. This is really "the golden hoop comes out, and the monster teaches the head." The golden staff suddenly pierced the monster's mouth. The monster wanted to bite and kept biting. He wanted to vomit but couldn't spit it out. His mouth made a "woo" sound and his face was uncomfortable. The monster who sucked Sun Wukong's Yangqi on it saw that the monster below was beaten by Sun Wukong's golden staff and had no power to fight back. He no longer sucked Sun Wukong's Yangqi, but hurriedly bent down to support him.

The monster defeated by the Monkey King saw his companions coming to support him and hurriedly jumped out of the battle circle and knelt down to beg for mercy. It seems that he was defeated by Sun Wukong's golden staff.

The supporting monster did not know the power of the golden staff. First, they carefully looked at Sun Wukong's golden staff and attacked him tentatively.

Who is Sun Wukong? It allowed the monster to take the lead, so he heard the Monkey King roar, raised his golden staff and disturbed the monster for a while, beating the monster all over the ground begging for mercy. The monster who had just been defeated saw that his companion was not the opponent of the Monkey King and licked his lips. It seemed that he had lingering fear for the golden staff of the Monkey King, but he had to join the battlefield regardless of the safety of his companions.

Although the Monkey King is one against two, this time he used a golden staff, and the two monsters can only fight. They retreated one by one, and finally retreated to **. However, Sun Wukong did not stop because they retreated to **, but continued to fight fiercely. Sun Wukong raised his body, pressed a monster under him, and beat her with a golden staff. The monster immediately began to shout, and the other monster was stunned when he saw that Sun Wukong's combat power was so high. Neither support nor escape. The monster under Sun Wukong shouted at first, and then his voice became lower and lower until he could no longer make a sound. It seemed that he was surrendered by the Monkey King.

Sun Wukong saw that the monster under him had been surrendered, pressed the monster who stayed in place under him, raised the golden staff and beat her for a while. The monster was also quickly surrendered...

From that afternoon, I began to live a happy life with Xiao Cui without shame.

I still remember that the teacher asked us about our ideals in class. Everyone spoke one after another. Some said they wanted to be a scientist, some said they wanted to be a PLA. I said I wanted to stay at home, while Xiao Cui said she wanted to be my wife. It made me laugh.

As a result, my ideal has been realized, and even Xiao Cui's ideal has not been realized.

Not only did Xiao Cui not become my wife, but even our happy life did not last until we graduated from primary school.

It was a cloudy afternoon. Xiao Cui came to me with tears and told me that she wanted to break up with me.

I don't want to ask her why. Because I have no status? At least I also wipe the blackboard in the class; because I'm not good to her? In order to wait for her, I can stand other people's white eyes three times at the door of the women's toilet...

Xiao Cui did not answer, but shook her head and ran away, leaving tears falling in the wind.

Later, I knew that Xiao Cui left me because there was a guy with five bars chasing him, and I didn't have five bars.

Xiao Cui, do you know that for you, I can solemnly announce:

Dear relatives and friends, colleagues, I gave up everything and eloped with Xiao Cui. Thank you for your care and help over the years. I wish you all happiness! I can't face everyone's expectations and trust, and I can't explain it to everyone, and I'm embarrassed, so I don't say goodbye. Please forgive me!

Xiao Cui, do you know that for you, I can give up my fixed job of wiping the blackboard; Xiao Cui, do you know that for you, I can not play game consoles for a long time...

Xiao Cui, do you know that your ruthless departure has made my primary school career no longer colorful!

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