Men pick up girls

Whether a woman succeeds or not is not that a man will not take you to heart, but that a man misses you when masturbates (harmoniously). - Zhang Deshuai's Quotations

Men secretly learn to wash their underwear by themselves, mostly in junior high school. I was no exception. Looking at the little underwear floating in the wind on the clothesline, I figured out the first philosophical proposition. That is, there is a difference between loving her and falling in love with her: loving her will definitely fall in love with her, and falling in love with her will not necessarily love her.

Sitting under the clothesline, I thought hard. The reason why I like (note that I like rather than like) Erya and Xiao Cui is that I and Erya can chat while walking on the road, and because Xiao Cui are good to her class and will not personally attack me because I cross the 38th parallel and hold these lethal weapons with a ruler compass, not because of love. Now that I can wash my underwear, I should also find my true love.

My goal is Xiaoxin first. Because I like Xiaoxin's two intoxicating dimples, her two sharp tiger teeth, and her non-flat face. My favorite is her purity. As clear as a river, as pure as wow.

Such a girl always needs a little means to catch up. After my careful consideration, I finally designed an old-fashioned but absolutely easy-to-use scene - hero saves beauty. I found two people to guard Xiaoxin's way home from school every day. When Xiaoxin passed by there, they jumped out and stopped Xiaoxin. At this time, Xiaoxin must have shouted in panic. While Xiaoxin was panicking, I, the messenger of the hero incarnation of justice, happened to pass by. Seeing that Xiaoxin was bullied, I rushed forward and cleaned up the two guys with three punches and two feet. Xiaoxin will definitely look at me with a look of worship. At that time, she had no choice but to promise with her body, and I had to accept her with grievances.

The next day, I hid at the corner of a building with two school gangsters, which was the only way for Xiaoxin to go home. Seeing Xiaoxin's graceful posture, the two hoodlums said to me, "Remember, two packs of Hongta Mountain are two bags per person, not two bags."

I nodded quickly and urged them, "Hurry up, I can't tell if I bumped into her."

The two gangsters jumped out and said to Xiaoxin with a smile, "Little girl, come out and play?"

"Good!" Xiaoxin readily agreed.

Then, I watched the three of them go away in the corner of the building. I held my head high and shouted in my heart: The pure one is not necessarily a jade girl, but also a lust girl.

Although the pursuit of Xiaoxin ended in failure, I am not discouraged. I pointed my Cupid's arrow at Xiao Li again. This time, I learned Xiaoxin's lesson and no longer use heroes to save the beauty. In view of Xiaoli's plumpness, her biggest hobby is eating. I quietly put some snacks I like in her drawer every day - fried stinky tofu and soy bean curd. As a result, the classroom was full of tofu. When Xiaoli knew that I sent her stinky tofu every day, she not only took my hand gratefully and said that I was her MrRight, but drove me from the classroom to the playground with a broom. Between Xiaoli waving the broom, I sighed in my heart: Xiaoli, if you want, please let me come closer. I think you will understand my heart. However, Xiaoli didn't understand my heart. Instead, she broke my Cupid's arrow and made my heart cry.

I don't understand why I hurt so deeply in love; I don't understand why Xiaoli made her into a martial arts film if love is a movie; I don't understand why I still beat in a martial arts film?

After Xiaoli's incident, I understand that success is a lock. When I easily matched the key to open the lock successfully, he (harmonious) changed the lock. However, after this incident, I also understand that don't send stinky tofu to girls.

I am still not discouraged because of love. This time, I threw the olive branch of love to Xiaojing. Xiaojing is really as famous and has a kind heart. She can survive even if she tramples an ant to death. For such a girl, I decided to conquer her in a literary way, with my beautiful words, and the key is to conquer Xiaojing with my burning heart.

I insist on writing a diary every day, and the diary is full of Xiaojing's shadow: Today, Xiaojing quietly ate melon seeds in class. Today, Xiaojing secretly drank water in class. Today, Xiaojing read extracurricular books in class...

Not only that, I often write love letters to Xiaojing and write a lot of poems for her. Because men in love are poets. I also clearly remember the song "Xiaojing, You Are My Sun" I wrote for Xiaojing:

Ah

Day

Sun

Xiaojing

Do you know

You are my sun

If you give me some sunshine, I will be brilliant

Ah

Day

Sun

Xiaojing

Do you know

You are my sun

If you give me some sunshine, I will be warm

But the ** passionate love letter I wrote for Xiaojing didn't get her response. It seems that writing anonymous love letters can no longer attract Xiaojing's attention. I want to jump from behind the scenes to the front desk.

On a sunny and spring afternoon, I wrote a note to Xiaojing, which said: I have been paying attention to you for a long time.

After a while, the note came back, saying: Please, don't tell the teacher, okay? I promise that I won't take more melon seeds in class.

It seems that it takes courage and luck to love someone. And Xiaojing is the old lady who fell down on the road. I can only look far away and dare not go forward. Xiaojing, do you know that I gave my heart to you, but you treat it as a glass ball.

As the saying goes, once you work hard, then you will decline, and then you will be exhausted. After three pursuits of love, they all ended in failure. I really can't summon up the courage to chase the girl again. This time, I'm going to chase my husband-in-law - Xiaomin. Xiaomin's boyfriend is from the next class. Although he is thin, he is full of pimples.

In PE class, I pulled Xiaomin to the corner of the playground and said to Xiaomin, "Xiaomin, I have liked you for a long time! Shall we date?"

Xiaomin tilted her head and looked at me and said, "I have a boyfriend."

"I don't mind, I don't mind. Although you have a famous flower owner, it doesn't prevent me from loosening the soil of the flowers. I said sincerely.

The next day, Xiaomin's boyfriend blocked me in the men's toilet and said to me arrogantly, "I heard that you are picking up my girlfriend? Believe it or not, I'll kill you!"

In the face of love and life, I wisely chose the latter. In this way, I deeply understand a truth: women, like clothes hanging in clothing stores, look very new, but I don't know how many times they have been worn.

However, I did not give up my fanatic pursuit of Xiaomin, but Xiaomin was as cold as ice to me. Xiaomin, I have a deep affection for you, but you are in the rain. Ah~ah, love is deep and rainy. Why do you float my love in the misty rain?

In the dry period of my feelings, Xiaofang came to my dry love bed. Xiaofang, do you remember that the one who texted me mentioned earlier: 200, 400 yuan a night. At that time, she was not engaged in this old profession, and she was still my classmate.

To be honest, I don't like Xiaofang, not because of her appearance or her tough personality, but because her mother is our head teacher. I'm afraid that people will say that I like Xiaofang because I want to be up to the leader.

You may not even think how tough Xiaofang's personality is. One day in class, Xiaofang put her hand into her trousers. After a burst of trouble, she pulled out a bloody angel from her trousers in full view. In the shock of the whole class, she took out a white angel from her schoolbag and put it into her trousers for a while. Everyone can only give a thumbs up to the tough Xiaofang: Xiaofang, you are really a man. If women are made of water and men are made of mud, then Xiaofang is made of cement.

During the big class that day, we had just finished the inter-class exercises, and Xiaofang blocked me at the door of the boy's toilet. She crossed her waist and pointed to my nose and told me that she loved me like a tide and wanted to chase me.

I shook my head and said, "What I like is Xiaomin."

"It doesn't matter." Xiaofang's answer surprised me.

"What do you like about me? I don't have any advantages?"

"I like your infatuation." Xiaofang replied.

See, this is the difference between men and women.

When a woman tells a man with tears: I'm sorry, I already love and belong. The man replied: It doesn't matter. I don't care about the relationship between you and her. I still love you and want to be with you. Everyone will praise: an infatuated man; when a man tells a woman: I'm sorry, I already love and belong to it. The woman replied with tears: It doesn't matter. I don't care about your relationship with him. I still love you and want to be with you. Everyone will spit on: Ah~ pooh, shameless mistress. It's the same person, why is there such a big gap?

But at that time, Xiaofang's words deeply touched me. I was so infatuated that I immediately understood that Xiaomin was the meteor in my life, and Xiaofang was the love bun shop I had been looking for. People can't stop going to the steamed bun shop for breakfast because of the beauty of the meteor, and I can't give up Xiaofang's love for me because of my infatuation with Xiaomin.

In this way, Xiaofang became my first love.

Because of the nourishment of Xiaofang's love, I worked hard and aspired to become a biologist. I study hard and study physical hygiene. The pages of biology books about physiology have almost been turned over by me, but this still can't stop my desire to learn.

And textbooks can no longer satisfy my desire to become a biologist. I have always hoped that Xiaofang can show me what physiological hygiene is like in life. But every time Xiaofang extinguished her enthusiasm for learning.

Although Xiaofang and I love each other so much, the cruel high school entrance examination broke up Xiaofang and me like the ruthless Queen Mother who broke up the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl. Xiaofang and I were successfully admitted to our key high school, but Xiaofang was admitted to the provincial focus, and I was admitted to our town focus. If a couple goes to hell without breaking up, the middle school entrance examination will go to hell.

After a sultry summer, I began my high school life...