Chapter 4 Chihuahua?

When women are together, they will always come together to attack another woman, especially when this woman is more beautiful than them. - Zhang Deshuai's quotation

Sunny on Friday, July 22, 2011

When I woke up, it was already dawn. Today is a good day. For me, who just had my first close contact with a ghost last night, no matter how good the weather is, it can't dilute my haze.

I recalled last night little by little, and a guy with no facial features was peeking at my diary. What's good about my diary, and it's not the director's diary. This makes me very angry. Later, I became confused, and there was a white light and a voice in the confusion.

At this time, I felt a little itchy in my chest. Look carefully - the jade pendant faded and dyed the chest green. He pulled off the jade pendant and was preparing to make close contact between the jade pendant and the floor. No, this jade pendant doesn't feel right. It's warm, which reminds me of the small hand of my deskmate Xiaofang. At that time, her face was red, like a ripe red Fuji. When we grow up, I will send a message to Xiaofang: "Guess who I am?" She replied to me, "Who are you? 400 yuan a night. Pinching the scut wallet in my pocket, I silently deleted her number: Time is like a pig-killing knife, making the man bald and the girl lose her foot.

The feel of this jade pendant is very similar to that of Xiaofang in those years. I can even feel her heartbeat. No, this jade pendant is really moving. There must be something hidden in it.

After rigorous logical thinking, I think there should be a code. As long as this code is matched, the contents will appear. After I tried various codes such as "Open Sesame", "The King Covers the Earth Tiger", "The Taishang Laojun is as anxious as the law", "Oh Manibei", "Halleluia ~ Amen" and so on, the jade pendant is still the jade pendant. The magic lamp elf that can meet my three wishes in my imagination still did not appear.

I'm confused, I'm wandering, I'm hair strand by wis, and I'm still at a loss.

When I was frustrated, a cold "hum" came from the jade pendant.

I held the jade pendant in the palm of my hand and squeezed out a smile like a flower on my face: "Dare to ask what kind of god is the adult?"

"I am the son of the dragon, and the heavenly master specially sent me to protect you." There was a sound from the jade pendant.

When he said this, I understood. I'm a hunter now, and you are my pet baby. Let's go. Let's brush the copy together later. Now I'll see who won't organize me. ( When I swipe the copy, the technology is too inferior, and it is often destroyed because I am alone. In the team, my title is: Copy Killer. Don't say anything, tears burst into tears)

A burst of white light came out of the jade pendant and landed on the table. Finally, it came to the stage. Attention to light, attention to light, comeeonstartup, music. A Chihua squatted on the table, with two braids on its head and a pink bow. Very cute, very kawaii, very elegant butterfly, coupled with a library, the lines of the great love action movie are all alive.

I pointed to the Chihuahua on the table and bent down with a smile. The voice is male, but it is very loving to see that this dress is very fashionable. It is to install the soul of a period on the body of the masturbating.

A sharp pain came from my fingers, and I was bitten by my pet. It seems that the ancients are honest and honest.

"How did you get here?" As soon as I asked this question, I regretted it a little. If he has been talking about the physiological hygiene of his parents since Pangu, then my diary is not a Taoist growth diary, but a popular science diary about physiological hygiene.

"Last night, your uncle asked the heavenly master to help you overcome the difficulties. The Heavenly Master saw that you were the reincarnation of Zhang Erdan. Thinking of the friendship when you peeped at women taking a shower with you, let me help you. The heavenly master has also had ** burning years.

"Why do you look like a Chihuahua?" When my skull was hot, I couldn't help asking again, "At least you are also a dragon seed. How can you come out to travel around the world like this?" I clenched my hand into a fist for fear that he would bite me again.

"It's not because of your weak mana and dull qualifications that make me like this now. As your power increases, my ability will become stronger and stronger, and my appearance will begin to recover. The feelings are the same as World of Warcraft, and there is also an upgrade. An EXP immediately appeared on my head. However, the current value is 0.

Then, Yu told me that although I didn't worship the teacher, because my uncle begged the heavenly master blankly, I am now a Taoist priest, to be precise, a Taoist priest in the apprenticeship period, and I have not been compiled yet. That is to say, I am actually a temporary worker. These days, temporary workers are not easy to do. If you work, you will take the blame, but the credit is someone else's. Temporary workers are a group of noble people, a group of pure people, a group of people who are out of low-level interests. Learn from temporary workers and pay tribute to temporary workers.

Finally, I asked the most critical question: "Do you want to take care of your meals?" After all, the landlord family has no surplus food.

Chihua, stared at me without answering, turned into a white light and drilled into the jade pendant. He said leisurely, "Don't call me if it's okay. Try to call me as little as possible if you have something to do."

"How can I ask you to come out?"

There is no sound in the jade pendant. These days, immortals are unreliable.

In the afternoon, there was a unified advertisement on the main traffic intersections and telegraph poles: existing single-family villas for rent, convenient transportation, noble location, and you can come and live at any time. If you are interested, please contact Mr. Zhang as soon as possible. Tel: XXXX. Holders of this advertisement can enjoy a 99% discount on rent. Don't forget, my dream is to be a chartered rent. In addition, we now have mythical beasts to protect our bodies, and we can't help those demons and monsters.

In the evening, I decided to hold the first Zhangjia Building Conference. Let Chihua squat on the table and protect me. This time, I asked him to remove the bow on his head. The profession of a hypocrite is not something that anyone can do.

On July 22, Zhangjia Xiaolou held its first plenary meeting to thoroughly implement the five principles of peaceful coexistence and the spirit of unity and friendship. Everyone agreed that I (Zhang Deshuai) is the only legal and unshakable homeowner.

At the meeting, Zhang Deshuai made an important speech and begged these aborigines to closely unite around the homeowners with me as the core. He earnestly hoped that everyone would be peaceful and not to come out in the middle of the night to scare people. At the same time, Zhang Deshuai also pointed out at the meeting that tenants will move in one after another in the future. I hope that everyone will reduce the number of activities. To scare the tenants. If anyone doesn't listen, I will close the door and let Chihuahua go. At this time, the hateful snoring was too bad. I don't know if there are three packs of mythical beasts. If possible, I want to exchange them.)

There were also people who attended the meeting: shameless (the one last night), unhappy, big tongue, little and sloppy men. ( I'm tired today. Please refer to the following introduction for the introduction of the participants)