Chapter 5 Beautiful tenant

In fact, the happiest things in the world are very simple, such as male and female refinement, and other things like masturbation (harmonious) management. - Zhang Deshuai's Quotation

Saturday, July 23, 2011 Light Rain

There are always things that you can't stop his arrival, such as aunt and various bills; there are always things that you want it to come, such as aunt and pay slips.

A nasty ringing woke me up from my sleep, and I picked up the phone in a daze. A crisp and pleasant voice came from the microphone: "Is this Mr. Zhang Deshuai? I want to see your house. I don't know if it's convenient for you today. It's convenient. Then I will come to see the house at noon. Ha ha, 88."

Put down the phone, I'm dancing. Androgens are boiling in the body, and the dull little Zhang Deshuai also began to point me restlessly. Beauty, definitely a beauty. The sound, like ice cream in summer, is refreshing. You are my beauty, and I am your **.

A cold sentence came from the jade pendant: "Humph!" The hateful eyes always come out against me at critical times.

I looked at the jade pendant, but I didn't see it, but I saw a piece of green. - The jade pendant has faded again.

Since yesterday, I have wanted to throw away the jade pendant. Since Xiaoji (who always chooses to be a duck with pinyin input method, in order to reduce my workload, in the future, I am generally called Xiaoji) and it has begun to fade. For this reason, I asked Xiaoji to enter several deep and heartfelt conversations. The core of the conversation was to change the place for Xiaoji.

"Xiaoji, at least we are immortals. You can't bear to live in such a place. It's too valuable. This jade pendant is only sold for 2 yuan on the street. Let's live in a better one, 2.5 yuan.

There is no sound in the jade pendant. Interest** failed.

"Stupid dog, am I your master? If the master asks you to move, you dare not listen. I'll go to the heavenly master to change you back.

There is still no sound in the jade pendant, and the coercion to put on airs is still a failure.

I painstakingly enlightened him and advised him that even if he was a failed girl, he could be enlightened by me as the Virgin Mary. As a result, the jade pendant was still the same jade pendant, hanging around my neck, and the same color of the jade pendant fell, which made me helpless. The immortals are all dead-hearted and have never seen the world, so the 2 yuan house was given away. It's not like today's girls who would rather cry in a BMW than play on my bike.

I stood in the hall and shouted, "Don't sleep, everyone. Let's have a meeting. If I don't come out, I will close the door and let Xiaoji go. Sloppy, just stay in the room and don't come out. The sloppy ghost is really sloppy, and his body is full of smell. Let's put it this way, if you stay with him for a while, it's like huddled with a man who has just eaten half a catty of fried soybeans and drank two s of cold water. If you want social harmony, just need a few more sloppy ghosts. There is no need for people's livelihood or civil construction. Not to mention people, even ghosts exclude him. It's really a failure for sloppy ghosts to do this.

The first one came out was a small man, and he opened his mouth with a Hebei accent: "It was dark yesterday (evening). Why (why) the meeting again?"

The second one came out shamelessly: "Don't let people rest. It's not our working time."

The third one came out with a big tongue, muttering, and I couldn't hear what was said. It seems that it is necessary to promote Mandarin.

I was unhappy and didn't say a word. I just looked at me angrily, as if I owed him my salary. As soon as the sloppy man opened the door and was about to come out, the other four ghosts shouted, "Don't open it. As soon as he opens, you will let Xiaoji bite him.

Seeing that the ghost was almost here, I cleared my throat and began to announce: "Guys, someone came to see the house today. Everyone must maintain discipline and don't come out casually to scare people. Especially you, you are shameless. I have been scared by you."

At this time, I heard the ghosts shouting together: "Shoo-"

I knocked on the table and shouted, "Be serious, be serious. This is a meeting, not a crosstalk at Deyunshe.

Shamelessly turned to me: "Is there anything else? If it's okay, let's go back to bed. You know, we can't beat the jet lag.

"Also, you have to throw someone out of the room. Let's carry forward the style..."

I heard the sloppy ghost jump behind the door and shout, "Me! Me! I..."

Before the sloppy finished speaking, I interrupted him: "Forget it, I will use the veto system on your behalf."

The remaining four ghosts began to protest, saying that they violated ghost rights and wanted democracy. Jokes, democracy and democracy are the masters of the people. Finally, I released Xiaoji, and they didn't know what real democracy was.

Now everything is ready, waiting for the beauty.

At this time, there was a knock on the door, and it was true that Cao Cao and Meng De arrived. I got up to open the door.

I only saw a pair of straight breasts! 37D!

When a man looks at a woman, he stares at her face first, and the man appreciates the woman; when a man looks at a woman, he stares at her chest first, and a man understands the inner beauty of a woman; when a man looks at a woman, he takes out his mobile phone first, and the man is an occupational disease. ( And if a man stares at a woman's face first, the real reason is that the woman's breasts are flat.)

The jade pendant on his chest moved restlessly, and then came to his senses: "Is the beauty here to see the house?"

"Hello, my name is Miao Ruyun, the one who called you in the morning." After saying that, she stretched out her hand.

It's really soft, soft and tender little hands, I can't help thinking of the Book of Songs? "Hands are like soft, skin is like curd" in "Master Man". Compared with her, Xiaofang's hand is a dead wood.

After making a gesture of invitation, I saw the four ghosts staring at Miao Ruyun, and then ran back to the house, closing the door one by one. The effect of the meeting is very good.

I led Miao Ruyun to look at the house and thought about a question: there should be a chest pad in it. In fact, it's not all good to have big breasts. She doesn't just spend money on fabric. By the way, when we were young, there was a woman in our company. On the first day of work, she found that when she was writing words, the computer always typed a string of spaces inexplicably. After careful study, I found that it was because her chest was too big and pressed to the space bar.

After looking at the room, I carefully asked, "Are you satisfied?" As long as she is satisfied, she can not pay the rent.

"satisfied, very satisfied. It is difficult to find such a house now. This kind of floor feels like a child.

"Then let's sign the contract now." I'm busy fighting while the iron is hot. As long as the contract is signed, you will be mine.

"No, I believe you." Miao Ruyun looked at me and said affectionately.

Look at what is awareness and what is temperament. Since you believe me so much, I am willing to die for you.

Miao Ruyun continued, "Let's go shopping together in the afternoon. I didn't bring anything."

Looking at Miao Ruyun, how can ordinary people refuse? But don't forget that I am a Taoist priest, and I am duty-bound.

It's a sacrifice to go shopping with beautiful women. Since I don't have money, I have to sacrifice my color. Tonight, I have no choice but to sell my body and not my art. My 26-year savings will be withdrawn tonight.

On the street, people see that the reaction of beautiful women and dinosaurs is the same, but the order of speech is a little different: everyone's reaction when they see beautiful women is to cover their noses and shout "Ah!" Beauty!" Everyone's reaction when they saw the dinosaur was to cover their mouths and shout "Beauty, ah-"

Miao Ruyun took my arm and walked on the street. The rate of return was too high. Even if I was caught by the city management, there was no such a high rate of return. Everyone sighed more "ah" when they looked at Miao Ruyun, and then looked at my face with "oh" sighs. ( After a while, I saw a post in Maopu, Tianya and other well-known forums - Inspirational Brother appeared in the pedestrian street. Huge PP, tap. I know they actually envy me.)

Miao Ruyun's chest intentionally or unintentionally rubbed my elbow, while my elbow deliberately rubbed her chest. It feels so soft that she doesn't wear a chest pad. I prefer to test whether it is filled with silicone by hand. These days, it's hard to find reliable milk.

Beauty likes to go shopping. Shopping needs to buy things, and it costs money to buy things. Money is not a problem, but the problem is that I don't have money. Looking at Miao Ruyun's spending money without frowning, I feel sad: What a thick pile of small advertisements. Soon I had the idea of a second son - is it possible that she is the third son? Unexpectedly, as soon as I had this idea, Miao Ruyun turned her head and smiled meaningfully at me. I don't object to three. As long as you take your dowry and drive his BMW, we can also start a happy life without shame.

We returned to my second-floor building with big and small bags. Miao Ruyun rolled up her sleeves and went to the kitchen to make dinner. Looking at her busy figure, I can't help sighing: marrying a wife should be like this - you can go to the street and enter the kitchen; you can fight the mistress and beat hooligans.

In the evening, Miao Ruyun cooked a lot of dishes: boiled fish, braised fish, steamed fish, and fish with sauce, which were very rich. But when I saw her flying chopsticks, I was stunned: "You eat very fast. Eat slowly, don't worry!"

Miao Ruyun spit out the fish bone and whispered to herself, "If this is raw, it will be faster!"

PS: The five ghosts were very honest tonight and didn't make any noise at all. Today's daytime meeting was very successful. The mouse no longer bites the door and makes a harsh "squeaky" sound, sleeping comfortably...