Chapter 7 Sloppy Ghosts Don't Sloppy

It seems that the combination of numbers and letters is fatally attractive, such as 37D, such as 2B, and 3P. - Zhang Deshuai's Quotations

Monday, July 25, 2011

When I wake up, it's already three poles in the sun. Miao Ruyun has already gone out. I don't know what she has been busy with all day. When I was a child, the cat I raised at home saw it snore all day long, but Miao Ruyun became a demon, but she was more diligent than me.

I can't figure it out. I have this advantage. I don't think about things that I don't understand. Pan Changjiang is holding it when the sky falls. What are you worried about?

Looking at the cold cooker in the kitchen, I found a very serious thing - there was no breakfast this morning. Women can't be offended. Otherwise, wait for Miao Ruyun to come back and apologize to her.

It was really boring. I lay in ** and began to read the Code of Conduct for Taoist priests. The title page suddenly reads: "If you want Taoist priests to do well, remember the 'eight honors and eight shames': be proud of loving the motherland and ashamed of endangering the motherland..." These days, Taoist priests must have a socialist view of honor and disgrace. Is it possible that they will pull me to sing red songs to praise the Party on the National Day.

I have never been interested in politics. In my eyes, Obama and our mayor are at the same level. Anyway, they can only be seen on TV. Seeing this "eight honors and eight shames", I don't have the desire to watch it anymore.

I'm bored and thinking of solving the problem of sloppy people today. I jumped up and ran to the living room and shouted, "It's a meeting! It's a meeting!"

Meeting is a good way to kill time. You can play games on your mobile phone below to make up for the lack of sleep last night. You can talk about it and have a good time. If you ask someone to come over and teach him the advanced nature of the party for an hour, I will send you to Gole Mountain (the mental hospital next to us). And you can talk about the party's advanced education in the venue for an hour, and you can still get gifts after the meeting. Why does everyone like to be a public servant of the people? It's addictive to have a meeting.

Because the theme of this meeting is "Keeping sloppy and pre-war mobilization meeting", the sloppy is allowed to go out of the house and sit with us as an exception. As a result, the sloppy ghost sat alone on the other side of the table, and the other four ghosts and I squeezed on the other side of the table.

The first item of the conference: I will give a speech.

I stood up and cleared my throat: "Guys, in your place. Today is a good day, and we people are really happy today. Looking at overseas countries, the political situation is disturbing; only our country is based on 'integrity'. This is like a green pine on the top of the mountain..." Speaking of the rise, I came to the singing of "Shajiabang".

At this time, but there was a "huh-" below

Their boos made me very faceless. I sat down and thought anguishly: What a group of guys without artistic accomplishment. Heaven and earth, which angel gives me this breath? Let Miao Ruyun come back now so that I can give her an advanced sex education, which should be advanced sex education.

The second item of the conference: democratic voting on how to keep the sloppy clean.

The little man first got into trouble and stood up. Unhappy, they stammed and squeezed into a chair. The little man said, "My feet (I feel) are not particular about the sloppy guy, and it's not easy for big guys to make trouble. It's really an uncle who can't stand aunt, and the uncle can't stand it. If you want me to say, you have to wash the sloppy and let him feel the collective warmth of the big guy.

The little man just sat down and stood up again unhappily. The little man is a stagget, and they are still huddled in a chair. The little man stared unhappily and was angry. Unhappy said, "First of all, thank you CCA (Harmonious) V and MTV for giving me this opportunity to spit out my heart here. In the 12th Five-Year Plan, environmental protection has been raised to an urgent level, and energy conservation and emission reduction are our top priority at present. The sloppy people themselves do not pay attention to hygiene, which not only seriously affects our living environment, but also goes against the policy of energy conservation and emission reduction. We should conscientiously and thoroughly implement the spirit of Premier Wen's speech at the Sixth National Environmental Protection Conference and hold high the great banner of the 'Scientific Outlook on Development'..."

"Go down! Go down!" The three ghosts below patted the table and shouted. Yes, this is a meeting, and it's not to make you unhappy with your political report. In case you say, "Next, I'll only talk about two aspects. Each aspect includes eight big points, and each big point includes three small points. You have to make us sleepy.

The big tongue began to speak, and her speech was concise. She raised her arms and shouted, "Down with the sloppy! Mao (Harmonious) Chairman Wan (Harmonious) Tax (years)! GC (Harmonious) Dwan (Harmonious) Tax (years)! Down with the sloppy! Mao (Harmonious) Chairman Wan (Harmonious) Tax (years)! GC (Harmonious) Dwan (Harmonious) Tax (Year)!"

The other three ghosts also echoed with their arms: "Down with the sloppy ghost! Mao (Harmonious) Chairman Wan (Harmonious) Tax (years)! GC (Harmonious) Dwan (Harmonious) Tax (Year)!" Well, now it's back to the era of the Red Guards.

At the conference, everyone unanimously denounced the sloppy ghosts and dirty ghosts, agreeing that the sloppy ghost is a dirty ghost, a pure ghost, and a ghost that is still in low-level interest.

The third item of the conference: democratic voting determines the life style of sloppy ghosts.

After everyone's vote by show of hands, the absolute advantage of five votes in favor and one abstaining is to pass the proposal to clean up the sloppy ghosts. Originally, the sloppy voted against it, but we counted it as abstaining.

The sloppy guy is still muttering something over there. The other four ghosts hurriedly said, "If you object again, we will close the door and let Xiaoji out." The sloppy man closed his mouth.

The fourth item of the conference: the pre-war mobilization part.

Next, we encountered a difficult problem: the sloppy doesn't have any of his own personal belongings. Not to mention changing clothes, there is no toothpaste, toothbrush and soap. What a poor man.

When everyone saw that the sloppy ghost was finally willing to take a bath, they enthusiastically donated goods. Some donated soap, some donated towels, some donated shampoo, and the big tongue even donated her fine lotion. It makes us doubt whether she has an ambiguous relationship with the sloppy.

We don't want the clothes donated by the little man, because the sloppy put on the small man's trousers like wearing a pair of boxer underwear.

He had the nerve to take out the famous brand clothes he said, which was printed with "addasi". He pointed to the logo on his clothes and read word by word, "Adidas. See, it's expensive." I took a closer look, and there were small lines below: "MadeInDeguo." Well, that's good. The clothes are still a combination of Chinese and Western.

He looked at the trademark on the shameless clothes and hummed contemptuously: "Adi is a foreign brand. You are not a foreign product at first glance. It's terrible to be uneducated. Today, I will open your eyes. What is authentic Adidas?

After saying that, I was unhappy to take out a dress with "adids" printed on it. Later, in order to correct the mistake, "∧a" was added between "d" and "s". Copycat products kill people. No, copycats don't even let go of ghosts.

The two meet B, and together they are a 2B.

The sloppy washed in the shower for more than 2 hours until the sewer was blocked by him. My water bill, I feel sorry for it. However, I soon found a solution. This time, it should be counted on Miao Ruyun's head. Anyway, she rubbed and rubbed every time she took a shower; she also paid the money to dredge the sewer.

If she asks me why the sewer is blocked, I will answer that it's hot and you have faded. I just don't know if cats can get rid of hair in summer. If she doesn't do it, I will let Xiaoji go. However, Xiaoji doesn't seem to be on my side.