Chapter 8 Ghost Visit

Many people and things can't just look at the surface. It is said that men like big breasts, not for the sake of their descendants. - Zhang Deshuai's Quotations

Monday, July 25, 2011

(cont.)

In the evening, I, Miao Ruyun and five ghosts watched TV in the living room. Looking at Xiaoji, who is sleeping in Miao Ruyun's twin peaks, I am jealous and hateful: beast, let go of that girl, let me do anything.

Seeing the sensational place, Miao Ruyun kept wiping her tears with a tissue.

The big tongue sobbed behind her: "Enxi, she...she really seems to be (yes)...like (yes) too bad (pity)!" After saying that, he blowd his nose fiercely.

It is said that women spend a lot of money to watch Korean dramas. In fact, men still spend a lot of money watching TV, but men watch Japanese romance movies.

At this time, I heard someone calling my name outside. When I opened the door, I saw a fat face and double chin, which squeezed my eyes into a crack because my face was too fat. Fat and big ears, at a glance, it is the dress of a civil servant.

Before I opened my mouth, he introduced himself with a smile: "My name is Sa, don't care. This is my business card. I hope you can accept it.

After saying that, he gave me a business card.

I looked down and saw that the head of Xishan Village District and Public Security Director (equivalent to the regular section level) was printed on the front. Behind it is English. The official ideology is still very serious.

"What can I do for you?" I'm still wondering why I haven't heard that Xishan Village is still a district, and we should also be managed by the village committee or something.

"Go in and say it, go in and say it!" Don't care and squeeze into the room.

As soon as he got into the house, he glanced all over the room and stared at the five ghosts. And the five ghosts also stared at him in a stare.

He said, "You can't register for the time being, but you should still apply for a temporary residence permit!"

After saying that, he took out the invoice. He thought for a moment and put the invoice in his pocket. Guys, do you have invoices or no invoices? He whispered, "You can get a 50% discount if you don't issue an invoice!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw the five ghosts running back to the house. Hearing the "bang" of the door, they never came out again.

He looked back at me with a wry smile: "It's not easy to be a grassroots civil servant!"

After saying that, he took out a red-headed document: "Several Opinions on Strengthening the Management of Household Registration in the Underworld (Revised Draft)".

He handed me this document, and I saw that there was also a bright red seal of the Underworld Population Management Committee.

At this time, I realized that it was a grassroots civil servant in the underworld.

"Well, there are regulations, and we have to implement them in accordance with the regulations." "Also, if they don't apply for a temporary residence permit, they will be blind. In the future, there will be no indicators of rebirth and reincarnation.

I pointed to Miao Ruyun and asked, "What about her? Does she still need to apply for a temporary residence permit?"

"This is not our control, we have one yard. I only care about the underworld, but I don't care about her. Theoretically, she should be under your control. Don't care and kick the ball to me again.

I saw Miao Ruyun start staring at me again. Well, there is no breakfast tomorrow morning. I just want to slap my mouth in my heart: let you talk more! Let you talk too much!

Sitting beside Miao Ruyun, his eyes suddenly fell into the magnificent waves and could not be pulled out. Xiaoji in the peak poked his head and fangs in his mouth. Regardless of the sudden growth of his mouth, his face immediately turned white. It suddenly reminded me of the purest person in our class. He turned pale as soon as he saw the girl.

"Actually, I should have come to visit you a long time ago. Well, I just went to a meeting in the underworld two days ago, and it was delayed. Now I will come to see you as soon as I have time." It's a compliment from the beginning.

By chatting with Sa, I learned that Sa was a civil servant or a deputy director of a bureau before his death. Well, according to the director's habit, he also wrote a director's diary. However, his diary has not been published. One day, people from the Commission for Discipline Inspection came to do a routine inspection. Unexpectedly, his secretary didn't make it clear when he left him a message and saved him the word routine. He was so scared that he got up in the middle of the night to burn his diary, and he didn't expect to start a fire, so he was burned to death. When he arrived at the underworld, it was just in time for the open recruitment and selection of civil servants in the underworld. Because he was a director and had rich management experience, he was recruited. He was appointed as the district governor and security captain of Xishan Village. However, his regular level is just a treatment. Because he has no soldiers, there is a light pole commander.

Next, it becomes a bragging conference that ignores itself. What kind of work, how hard work, how great the achievements are. The high hat looks like it's free. As long as they are tested civil servants, no matter what happens, even if there is a disaster, they can become their own performance. Refer to this post-disaster news report.

I was dull and drowsy. Only when I saw the ups and downs of Miao Ruyun barely kept me awake.

In the end, he didn't care until he said another purpose of his coming this time.

It turned out that a year ago in Xishan Village, a young man was driving and died suddenly. The doctor couldn't find a reason, so the matter was put on hold. Later, regardless of the detailed investigation with my predecessor Taoist priest, it was found that the problem was in the underworld. Judge Cui got drunk during working hours and misread the guy's life and death book. Originally, this guy should have reported to the underworld in 2030, but he admitted this guy 20 years ahead of schedule.

"Old Cao and I, your predecessor, have reported the situation to the above many times. The first time I met the 'underworld congress', I was suppressed in order to maintain social stability; the second time I met the 'welcome the leaders of heaven to visit and guide', and I was also suppressed. Thirdly, they said that the materials were insufficient; then, it was time for them to get off work. Bureaucracy kills people." Regardless of his complaints, "This matter has been delayed again and again, and it has been delayed for more than a year. Now there is a new turning point. I'm going to go to the underworld with you to participate in the leadership's petition reception day tomorrow night, and there will be a special camera.

Miao Ruyun turned her head at this time: "Then it must be very lively. I'll go too!"

Before leaving, he asked me the name of the five ghosts, and then seemed to have made a lot of determination. I took out five pieces of paper, wrote their names on them, tore off five invoices, and handed them to me. He patted me on the shoulder and said leisurely, "I'll sell you today. I'll apply for their temporary residence permit together. This is against discipline, but I don't look at the monk's face and the Buddha's face!"

After leaving, I have been thinking: Obviously, he applied for the certificate for the five ghosts, how did I owe others? There are traps everywhere civil servants talk!