Chapter 12 Day Trip to hell 3

A man will never forget his first love; a woman will never forget her**. A man will never forget the first woman who brought him happiness; a woman will never forget the first man who brought her pleasure. - Zhang Deshuai Quotations

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

I, Miao Ruyun and Sa went to the office and ate two big jumps.

The first jump was what I ate. There is no oil pan with oil rolling. Of course, I don't know whether it is natural gas or firewood under the oil pan. There was only a table, and behind the table sat a middle-aged man with a black face, moon teeth on his forehead, and a suit and tie. There is a face sign standing on the table, and it says "Yanluo Wangbao". I just think this guy is very familiar, as if I have seen him in that place.

The second jump is to eat regardless of the food, because he collided with the king of Yan. Small rules in officialdom are everywhere. For example, if you open the door for the leader, you have to go around the rear of the car, not from the front of the car; when you travel with the leader, the color of your tie must be lighter than the leader's tie. If you accidentally violate these rules and happen to have hemorrhoids and are angry with his seat these days, your consequence may be to squeeze your 42-yard foot into 38-yard shoes and always feel the warm package of the party and leaders.

However, when the king of Yan opened his mouth, my beating heart fell into my chest again.

King Yan turned down and shouted to the shadow behind him: "Little calf, calf. The house came to cut and brought a chair. A mouthful of Henan flavor.

In the swaying candlelight, the figure of the King of Hem swayed with the candlelight. In his figure, two blurred shadows can be faintly seen. Dare is the legendary bull-headed horse face.

But the shadow did not move at all.

"Hmm~" King Yan made an unhappy nasal sound.

A muffled voice came from the shadow: "Sep, didn't you just ask me to Cosplay?"

Everyone should be clear that leaders are hierarchical, and even if the names can't be the same, don't make a mistake. The central level is called the chief, the provincial level is called the leader, the prefecture and city level is called brother, the county level is called the man, the township level is called fucking, and the village level is called the dog day. One day, the leader's secretary issued a notice: In the near future, the leader will accompany the leader to inspect the work, and ask the brothers to tell the guys to be fucking ready and don't let the dog mess up.

"Which one did you play just now?" The king of Yanluo asked.

"King Fuming." Another voice came from the shadow.

King Yan Luo patted the table and said angrily, "I don't have any eyesight at all. It's working time now. I pretend to be the king. Deduct your bonus this month.

The bull moved a chair angrily, squatted in front of us, and quickly disappeared into the shadow behind the king of hell. Continue to play his immovable king.

"The King of Yanluo looks very familiar." I whispered.

"Of course. You may not be very familiar with the chief, but you must know that the chief's grandfather is the famous Bao Longtu and Bao Qingtian. He pulled the corners of my clothes and whispered to me.

"I know your grandfather", and as soon as my mind was hot, I said something stupid. When I said this, I meant to get close to the King of Yan, but I should not. When I said this sentence, I made a move after me and patted my chest before saying it. Next, I made another big mistake. I said to the king of Yanluo, "Your grandson..."

Before I finished speaking, I felt a warm and slippery face suddenly appeared in front of me. Although I am very confident in my face, I can only sigh that I can't compare with his long face.

Needless to say, what stood in front of me at this moment was the legendary horse face.

Miao Ruyun saw the horse face standing close to my face, rushed over with lightning, and grabbed the horse's wrist.

"Presumptuous, bold cat demon! You dare to be wild when you get to the underworld. The bull's head stood behind Miao Ruyun. But I saw a steel fork against Miao Ruyun's waist.

"Two adults, please calm down. Don't be angry, they are all family members. Regardless of seeing that things are moving a little in the direction of fighting, they hurried out to round up the scene.

"Mavericks, pony, why don't you retreat quickly?" The king of Yan sitting behind the table was still motionless and said majestically.

When the bull-headed horse heard the chief's words, he immediately let go of his hand and hid in the shadow behind the king of Yanluo.

"Thank you, your excellency, for not having the same experience as these two local buns." Don't care if you are busy and compliment.

" Sit down." The king of Yan Luo pointed to the chair in front of us and said blankly. One advantage of a dark face is that he doesn't turn his face, and you will never see it.

Sitting in a chair carefully and telling the purpose of our trip. Then he took out a document from his briefcase, including birth certificates, household registration, ID cards, death certificates, cremation certificates, etc., piled up on the table.

King Yan Luo just glanced at the documents and wrote an instruction on the table: "I have read it, and the household registration section is specially approved to be responsible. Bao Dayen's date and month"

It's over. It's that simple. I was stunned and didn't even stamp it. I don't know how much more efficient this is than the efficiency of me going to the window office.

As soon as he was about to stand up, he was drunk by the horse. Just then, several people came in from outside the door. Some have microphones, some have cameras, and some have small notebooks to paint on them.

Next, Ma Mian ordered him to pose and start taking pictures. Another guy took out a piece of paper and stood in front of him, asking him to read to the piece of paper. There was a man on the side who kept reminding: "Pay attention to the expression. The expression of gratitude is not enough. Add more." Until everyone is satisfied. Although Miao Ruyun and I are not satisfied, our dissatisfaction can only be in our hearts.

The guy who took the photo is Master Chen's apprentice at first glance. In this room with only candlelight, there is no flash when taking photos. It should be that the usual works are not old or young.

On our way to the household registration department, out of curiosity, I took out the instructions of the king of Yan and looked at it. No wonder I have to use a seal. The word itself is an anti-counterfeiting mark.

He pointed to the brush words on the instructions and said, "Now hairy bodies are popular in the underworld."

"Maple body? I know that there is a willow body. When will there be a hairy body? I asked with a question mark.

"You don't even know the hair. Do you know Tiananmen? Who is hanging in the photo on it? Sa didn't care and shook his head after saying it with a contemptuous face. Miao Ruyun smiled at me on the side. The little girl's elbow began to turn out again.

I made a "oh" sound with great enlightenment. It seems that he is not only our red sun, but also his fans below. Just facing this word, I didn't see the hair.

Miao Ruyun leaned close to my ear and said something before waking me up as a dreamer: "Have you seen the words 'my university' of Major General?"

It turned out that I didn't learn grandpa's words, but my grandson's words.