Chapter 11 One Day Trip to hell 2
Success is a lock. When I easily matched the key to open the lock, his (harmonious) mother changed the lock. - Zhang Deshuai's quotation
Tuesday, July 26, 2011
People and demons have a lot in common. People are born of his mother, and demons are born of demons. Looking at these two sentences, you can know that although people and demons are different, they have one thing in common, that is, they are all born by his mother. ( Sun Wukong jumped out of the crack in the stone and said: I'm here to make soy sauce.)
I saw two wide wooden doors from afar, on which two large characters were written in a quaint manner: "Underworld". It seems that it is almost there.
When the driver saw 4 words jumping, he stepped on the accelerator a few times. When 5 words jumped out, he braked the car with one foot, and then often breathed a sigh of relief. Like our taxi driver, he stepped on the accelerator when he saw 4 words and stepped on the brake when he saw 0 words.
I'm still wondering if I'm sitting in the back seat: I met a traffic light.
"55 yuan, count it as 55." The driver looked at the meter and said without turning his head.
The driver reached out and was about to issue an invoice, but was stopped. Regardless of the arrival with the driver, he bit the headphones with the driver: "Well, I'll give you 60 and issue me an invoice of 200."
As soon as we got out of the car, we heard the driver crying behind us and saying, "You still make a lot of money!"
When you get out of the car, just explain it to us. It turns out that private cars can't drive directly to the underworld. You have to get off the bus in front of the underworld and walk there. What is the specific reason? This is the rule. You have seen that the bank tells you why he left the counter and he is not responsible for you.
When I saw the scene in front of me, I was shocked. The underworld I imagined should be a "try looking at the plain, the grass lingers, and arching trees to restrain the soul. This is the point of life, Tian Daoning Theory? The scene, the breeze is blowing, and the little hands are frozen. Anyway, it's very desolate.
But in front of us is a prosperous scene of "cars are like flowing water and horses", with brilliant lights. The stall hawkers crowded one by one, occupying more than half of the road. The shouting, the barking of dogs, the crying of children, the shouting after knocking down the stall, the sound of tax officials tearing the invoice, the bitterness of the hawkers... stuffed my ears full. Life is the scene when I rushed to the scene when I was a child.
When Miao Ruyun saw this scene, her eyes lit up. Although Miao Ruyun is a demon, she is a demon in the girl Huaichun. Women in this period like to go shopping and see some shiny things. Even Miao Ruyun is no exception.
It was very inconvenient to walk in the crowd, and Miao Ruyun kept touching the stall, and we walked very slowly.
Finally, Miao Ruyun couldn't move in front of a jewelry stall. It's a pleasure to put a string of jewelry on your head and take it off. You are all demons. What's the matter with you?
Finally, Miao Ruyun picked up a string of shiny bracelets and put them on her hand. Miao Ruyun just made a move to pull out her wallet and hurriedly took out the money. Of course, I still remember to ask for his invoice after buying something. Beauty is always the first driving force for the economy.
As soon as we left the stall, we heard a voice behind us: "Lao Li, business is good today."
"Well, everything is almost sold. I'm going to ask my son to give me more goods tonight.
It's not far from this bustling, but I don't know who shouted in the middle: "The city management is coming! The city management is coming!"
Turning his head and looking again, the crowd dispersed like a flock of birds drilled into by an eagle. After a while, the huge crowd fled clean. There are only bare streets and garbage scattered around the streets, as if to tell us that this place is still economically prosperous just now.
We finally came to the gate of the underworld and looked up at the two closed gates. The towering gate is as high as dozens of floors, more than ten feet wide, and carved with various patterns. Seeing this door, I can be sure of one thing: that is, no one came to steal this kind of door. It's too heavy.
A big couplet on the door: "Tears, sour blood, salty mouth, sweet hands, don't say that there is no sea of suffering in the world, gold, silver, white eyes, red hearts and black hearts should know that there is a blue sky on your head." I remember that this couplet should be the couplet in Fengdu Ghost City, which was copied and used directly.) Horizontal criticism: "Good and evil are rewarded." After reading it, it makes people feel very touching: Don't reach out when you encounter evil things. Don't go around when you encounter good things. I saw Sister Feng picking up bricks and looking down.
There are face signs on the left and right sides of the door, on the left is "50 meters in front of the door is prohibited to set up stalls" and on the right is "non-underworld vehicles are not allowed to enter and exit". It's really worthy of the office compound of the underworld, which is very official.
However, the door is tightly closed, and there is no intention to welcome us. Now that we are here, let's push the door in.
I rolled up the sleeves and began to push the door. Once pushed, there is no push; if you push again, there is still no push. He turned his head and said to Sa, "What are you still doing? Hurry up and give me a hand."
This move attracted Miao Ruyun to look at me and laugh.
"We can't go this way, we have to go that way. This place is for leaders to come in and out, and it is only opened when the heaven comes to inspect. You and I are not qualified to leave. No matter how busy he came over, he pulled my hand down and pointed to the right side of the gate.
This time, the personality of my local buns has been seen through by Miao Ruyun, and my glorious image is gone forever.
My attention has been deeply attracted by the gate, and I didn't see a fence door on the right side of the gate. There is a small room next to the fence gate, which is very similar to the communication room of our factory.
"Lao Wang, Lao Wang!" Don't care how to shout through the fence door.
"What are you going to do (what do)? What are you going to do (what are you doing)?" A Henan accent came from the hut. Then, a guy with round eyes and teeth exploding stuck his head out of the hut.
"Old. So it's you." Regardless of his smile, the hand that was about to slap on the fence hung down as if it had been cramped.
"Certificate!" The head of the explosion shouted violently and pointed to the sign on the edge of his finger. The sign says, "Please take the initiative to show your ID."
He submissively handed over his work permit and stood there with his eyebrows down, like a child facing his parents after doing something wrong. He briefly told the head of the explosion about the purpose of our trip.
After reading the explosive head, he came out of the hut and opened the fence door and threw us three passes. Then, he turned around and went into the cabin.
When the explosion opened the door, I saw a sign hanging on his chest: "The former service of the king of Hell and tiger breeder (ministerial level) ghost."
We walked through the room and listened to the ghost chattering inside: "I'm so stupid, really. ......”
We walked on the road and gave me some basic knowledge of the underworld. There is more than one king of hell. In addition to the Bodhisattva, who is the main leader, there are also ten deputy leaders: King of Qin Guang in the first hall, the King of Chujiang in the second hall, the King of Song in the third hall, the King of Five Officials in the Fourth Hall, the King of Hell in the Fifth Hall, the King of Biancheng in the Sixth Hall, the King of Mount Tai in the Seven Hall, the King of Equality in the Eight Hall, the City King in the Nine Hall, and the King in the Wheel in the Tenth Hall.
"Then why have I only heard of the King of Yan?" I asked with a white face.
"Promotion. Without publicity scandals, can you know Sister Feng? Don't ask me back.
is the same. Only by sparing efforts to publicize can we get to know all kinds of celebrities. For example, celebrities such as Brother Guan Xi, Sister Mano and Sister Beast. What does that sentence say: As long as the effort is deep, the hibiscus will become a needle; if you are willing to scratch, Sister Feng will get a green card.