Chapter 24 Encerning the Sloppy

Let's make an appointment? Today and tomorrow is still seven days. Is your home still like home? Is it the front court or the Han court? Time, place and posture are all available, all of which catch up with the three elements of the novel. - Zhang Deshuai's quotation

First of all, Zhang Deshuai, the five ghosts Cao old man Zhang Dekai and Miao Ruyun are here to wish everyone a happy New Year's Day. I hope everyone will work less overtime and eat more food in the new year; if you can't reach it, stand up. I wish you all a heartless life and not tired in 2012. I didn't say anything, but in a word: I won the salary, and I rarely met an old lady on the road; I came to steal vegetables in my spare time at work, and the stocks were happy; I drank less Telunsu for breakfast, and my lover didn't say that I didn't come this month; there are people who love me, and the whole world is full of love... After chatting, and then write our diary.

Saturday, July 30, 2011

Early morning, I was woken up by a phone call from Jiang Yingyu who asked me if I was at home tomorrow and she wanted to move in tomorrow.

I put down the phone, and there was a dazzling 36C in front of me. Although it was a little smaller than Miao Ruyun, it was also a guy that a man could not control. Why do I keep thinking about these numbers? That's because in view of the current safe environment of domestic milk powder, men who like big breasts are responsible for their offspring, except for those with PIP silicone. I don't want the baby to suck out a mouth full of silicone and ask me why it doesn't taste right.

is lying on **. Get up now. It's too early. It's just 10 o'clock. Go to bed again. It's almost lunch time again. I got up and slept in a tug-of-war competition on me, and the two finally tied. I lay on ** and enjoyed the good morning.

The door was suddenly pushed open, and Zhang Dekai broke in. When I saw his honor, my heart was like a flower. Don't think that if you have a pair of chicken eyes and draw two dark circles, it is a national treasure. It seems that this boy didn't sleep all night last night. Don't talk about him. If it were me, I wouldn't be able to sleep.

Zhang Dekai sat on my buttocks** and sighed for a long time: "Little handsome, have you figured out how to deal with the plague god? I really can't stand it. If it goes on like this, I have to be depressed."

"It's okay. Learn from Xiao Cui to be a god horse." I lay down ** and said angrily. This boy is not a good thing every time he comes. Last night, I ruined my dream and just messed up my numbers between Miao Ruyun and Jiang Yingyu. It's not that there is no way, it's just that you can't afford it?" I asked Zhang Dekai.

How much does it cost? Now that you know that I have nothing, this T-shirt is still taken off from you. Everything will wait until I deal with my wife. After saying that, Zhang Dekai pointed to his T-shirt, which was printed with the HTTP404PageNotFound that I was familiar with. I believe you have seen this T-shirt many times)

"As long as everything is ideal. The dog's ideal is bones, and the mistress's ideal is to become a regular. When I was a child, my dream was world peace. The ideal of reading was to create a rich second generation. Now my ideal is that the farmer's mountain spring has a little field. What is your ideal? I tirelessly enlightened Zhang Dekai.

"Take my wife and get back the property and children that originally belonged to me."

"What about the sloppy ghost?" Looking at Zhang Dekai being tricked into the trap little by me, I couldn't help but get excited.

"Account. You don't know, I was miserable in those years. If I don't have a household registration, I don't have an identity certificate. Every time I check, I hide in the east. As soon as you engage in any activity, you will face the danger of being cleaned up as a "high-risk public security personnel" at any time. Fortunately, I don't care..." Zhang Dekai began to tell me about his hard history in those years. What's this? It's not a trap at all.

"With your brain and IQ, how can you pick up your wife? He wants a household registration, which is also a registered permanent residence in Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou. Let me tell you, the ghost's ideal is reincarnation. I interrupted Zhang Dekai's hard history, and I have no interest in his history.

This sentence woke up the dreamer. I saw a bright light in Zhang Dekai's eyes. He nodded quickly and said yes.

Zhang Dekai pondered for a while and said slowly, "This is not easy to do. It's all caused by this basic national policy, and now the indicators of reincarnation are much less. Can he get a target? It's a little difficult for him to deal with. After saying that, Zhang Dekai pointed over there. I knew he was talking about a sloppy guy.

Seeing that Zhang Dekai finally put on the condom, my heart finally fell. The key is that you can't get along with it?" I said meaningfully.

Since it comes to this, even fools understand what's going on. What's more, Zhang Dekai is not a fool: "As long as you offer a price. Money is not a problem. The problem is that I don't have money.

I pouted to Miao Ruyun's room, and then the two looked at each other and smiled.

"Which one is she willing to do?" Zhang Dekai said with some reassurance.

I must have nodded, because according to my experience, women with big breasts are generally soft-hearted. By the way, I will receive a commission of one-one after it is done. Finally, I don't forget to add this sentence. Now I must be a profiteer.

I know that Zhang Dekai must be scolding me as a profiteer now. In fact, this is very fair to me. It's normal for me to receive his consultation fee. It is always free than the consultation and guidance done by some consulting companies, and it is much better to pay for the right information.

There is good news and bad news when shopping today. The good news is that when I was shopping, Miao Ruyun began to take my arm again. Others looked at me with envy and hatred; the bad news was that Zhang Dekai also took my hand later. Others looked at me with unknown eyes, and then they suddenly realized. Although I know that Zhang Dekai wants to rely on me because he is too tired to go shopping, others don't know. Who says that women are weak? In the physical work of shopping, men will always lose.

However, today I saw Miao Ruyun bargaining. From coquettishness to comparison to threats, it is extremely powerful; it deeply embodies the essence of psychology, informatics, microeconomics, etc. Among them, there are not only the dark warehouse of the plank road, knocking on the mountains and shocking tigers, and hiding the world and other advanced Chinese strategies. Cutting the price of a thing from the top of my head to the sole of my shoe made me stunned. Unlike me, who always asks how much money it is and then pays for it. This is called simplicity and beauty. Love cheap and discount has nothing to do with the rich and the poor, but only with gender.

Going shopping is a painful thing for men. It's like a person who has hemorrhoids but has to sit on a stool for hours. No matter how he adjusts his sitting posture, ** always reminds him of its importance.

However, all three of us are very happi when shopping today. Miao Ruyun bought a pile of useless things, and Zhang Dekai bought his favorite bed. As for me, Miao Ruyun told me that their department was going to recruit people, and she was the head of their department. If it goes well, we will also be organized people in the future.

As soon as I dropped me, which was about to fall into pieces, Zhang Dekai ran over. It turned out that he was sponsored by Miao Ruyun, and now the problem of money is no longer a problem. He came here to get the sloppy.

"Then you have to be prepared to grant me full representation. That is to say, you have to agree to all the conditions I said. I said happily to Zhang Dekai.

"No problem, no problem. Don't say the conditions, even if you let me call your grandfather father now, I won't hesitate at all. Zhang Dekai agreed.

I dragged my tired body to the living room and shouted for a meeting. I saw the five ghosts come out of the room sleepily, some of them yawning. Miao Ruyun leaned out of the door with a mask on her face and looked at me doubtfully. I quickly shouted to her, "You don't have to participate. Continue to beaut your face."

It's really troublesome to be a beautiful woman.

Seeing that all the people arrived, I cleared my throat: "The content of today's meeting is to discuss the index of reincarnation. All right, let's speak freely.

This news is like a bomb I threw in the middle of them. The four ghosts were stunned and stared at the sloppy ghosts one by one. That's what I want. The sloppy man had no expression and stared at my door as soon as he went out. I know that he is thinking about Zhang Dekai. What an infatuated guy.

After a full minute, I heard a loud scream from my big tongue, "Ah--" as if a tramp picked up a lottery ticket on the street, and the lottery ticket was still a 5 million lottery ticket. The sound shook my ears painfully, and even a stubborn earwax couldn't help her soprano falling from her ears.

I stretched out my hands, slowly leaned in front of my big tongue, and then suddenly clenched it, and she immediately stopped her voice. The cooperation is just right. I looked at her big tongue with approval, nodded, and saw her lower her head shyly. Look carefully at the big tongue, as long as you don't stare at her tongue hanging outside, you can still see it.

"All right, all right. Let's not be happy and ask the parties what their opinions are. I said with a smile.

"Then what else do you want to ask? It must be busy (agree)." The little man said, looking at the sloppy with envy.

"Mr. Shuai, how about you steal my body?" He came up shamelessly and said cheaply. Although I was a little familiar with him, my body involuntarily retreated when such a face came over.

"Forget it. No one dares to take it even if it is stolen." Unhappy always has a flat face.

No matter how noisy we are here, the sloppy ghosts stare at the door of my house, as if there is OnePiece hidden behind the door. His big tongue stabbed the sloppy ghost ambiguously, and then he came to his senses and looked at us.

"What's your opinion?" I knowingly asked the sloppy ghost, waiting for him to say thank you to my eighteen generations of ancestors with gratitude.

"What's your opinion?" A word of sloppy makes my imagination a fantasy.

The other four ghosts told the sloppy what I just said, and the sloppy shook his head blankly.

"Why don't you give me the index?" Unhappy to say with a smile. Although he tried to make a smile, he was really worthy of his face. No matter how he pretended, it was as if I owed him tens of thousands of yuan.

"Stay where it's cool." I said I was unhappy.

However, no matter how we say to the sloppy, the sloppy shakes his head blankly but firmly and says, "I just want to stay with me!"

While everyone was busy persuading sloppy ghosts, I came to Miao Ruyun's door and knocked on the door. I saw her standing in front of me with a mask again.

"What's the matter?"

"Go in and talk, go in and talk." As I said, I pushed her away with my hand. Her hand touched a soft thing again, but her tracing was blocked and her face could not be seen. I still subconsciously covered my face. The scar last time hasn't disappeared yet.

I told Miao Ruyun that she wanted to persuade the sloppy ghost and let the sloppy ghost promise us to be reincarnated. Such a good thing also requires people to agree. It's really unreasonable.

Miao Ruyun thought about it and agreed. However, she made a condition that her monthly rent be reduced by 50 yuan, and I will pay her 50 yuan every month. After this calculation, she lived here for nothing. This little abacus is shrewd enough. Who said it was brainless? Miao Ruyun is an obviously crooked guy.

However, I still agreed. Anyway, when I go back, I will increase Zhang Dekai's partnership fee by another 100 yuan. Don't forget, I'm a businessman.

Looking at Miao Ruyun twisting her buttocks and going to the living room, I quickly climbed into her pink **, which is what I have been thinking about today since yesterday. Realizing the ideal is so simple. It would be more perfect if Miao Ruyun lay on it and put on sexy underwear.

Miao Ruyun is really worthy of Miao Ruyun. After her painstaking guidance, when it was dark, the sloppy ghost finally agreed to be reincarnated.

There is a small defect - she spoke with water and drank two large jars of water after a while. Although there is this shortcoming, it does not affect her status as Mother Rong in my heart. If there are any difficult roles, such as little swallows and purple myrtle, I will leave them to her.

"But I'm still a little worried." The sloppy said with his head down.

"What's there to worry about?" I asked him.

It turns out that the sloppy ghost was a demon extercist. The responsibility of the demon extercist is to exterminate demons, and most of the demons are cultivated by animals, just like Miao Ruyun. She doesn't count, she is my Mother. The sloppy was worried that he would be resisted by the animal protection organization in the underworld, saying that he abused animals.

"It's okay. The animal protection organization is just protesting. They also eat meat, and eating meat is not the same as killing animals. Besides, yours is to eliminate the four evils for the people. It's a great contribution." I fooled the sloppy.

"I still have a small request that I don't want to be a demon destroyer after reincarnation. I want to live a good life, get Saudi's salary, wear a Swiss watch, and marry a Japanese woman..." The sloppy said, looking forward to his bright future, and his face was full of happiness.

"Just say that you want to be an official, and what are you doing?" I interrupted the sloppy. Seriously, the sloppy ideal used to be my ideal, but when I understood my father's *, I knew that it was just a fantasy. I just thought of a fly in a bottle. Looking at a big meal in front of me, I could only sigh that I was not good.

"The ideal is so simple, so I want to invest in a family with the surname Li. In this way, I can take Saudi Arabia's salary, wear a Swiss watch, and marry a Japanese woman..." The sloppy began to look forward to his good life again.

Anyway, the sloppy guy finally agreed to be reincarnated. It's just that I forgot that this indicator is not my control. What should I do next?