Chapter 39 Sloppy Ghost Reborn 4
Success is like pregnancy. Everyone comes to congratulate you, but no one knows how many times you have been fucked. - Zhang Deshuai's quotes
Rain on Sunday, July 31, 2011
As soon as I entered, I saw the sloppy ghost pestle studying the fire alarm overhead with great interest in the corridor. It turned out that I asked him to go back to 906 to keep in touch with his future mother. In the future, he would also feel good to bite the hemisphere with his mouth. Unexpectedly, he was very interested in the bed that could lie down half in the ward. He squatted there and studied for a long time and found that the rocker at the foot of the bed could raise the head of the bed. He began to shake the rocker and almost scared his future grandmother and grandmother out of heart disease. Miao Ruyun was also tossed by him. Finally, Miao Ruyun couldn't stand it anymore and drove the sloppy out of the ward. He is really an unpopular ghost. It is unprecedented to be a ghost as good as him.
When the sloppy saw me coming in, he pulled me, pointed to the flashing fire alarm above his head and asked, "What is that?"
I was in a hurry to find Mr. Cao and discuss with him about the super incident for Zhang Laibing, so I answered as I walked: "Alton. Fire-proof."
"Then how can he issue an alarm?"
"If there is a fire, there will be an alarm if there is smoke. Water will be sprayed automatically. I walked forward and had no idea what would happen to this answer.
As soon as he walked away, he heard the sloppy ghost behind him say a stubborn spell: "Antarctic fire bell, golden fire Tianding. Leave the Xun Palace quickly and come to leave the door. The true spirit is descended, the heart is the general, and the qi is the god. I am now mixed and formed. Accept it into elixir, and spit it into a god. Heaven and earth are in line with virtue, and the sun and moon are shining. The fire fell sharply and became the real one with me. I only heard his last words: "It's urgent as a law." I'm familiar with this. I've watched a lot of Lin Zhengying's zombie movies.
I turned my head and saw the sloppy guy pointing his finger on his head, and then reflected in my eyes was a flame wrapping the fire alarm inside. As soon as the fire alarm saw a flame approaching, it was scared to scream, and then it was scared to pee. Of course, the alarm won't blow, but he will spray water.
A water curtain immediately appeared in the corridor, and the water spilled from the top of the head. However, the sloppy was not affected at all, because all the water passed through his body. But this is actually good news, which proves that the performance of the alarm is intact, unlike the camera in some places, which only has an empty shell and no movement.
When I saw that something was wrong, I immediately broke into the 906 room next to me and looked at the sloppy future mother, grandmother and grandmother. Miao Ruyun was still calm, but she also looked at me with a questioning face. They asked me what was going on. Ma Lanfang was helped up by her mother. It seemed that she was ready to retreat immediately despite the difficulties of childbirth.
I just replied lightly: "Maybe the alarm is broken." I definitely can't say the real situation. It is said that Ma Lanfang was your son playing with fire outside and met the G (harmonious) point of the alarm, which made him excited and shout and tide (harmonious). In this answer, the three of them will definitely send me to Gele Mountain.
After a while, a security guard rushed up and told everyone that the alarm was out of order. Reassuring everyone that everything is under the control of the hospital.
I looked at the sloppy guy who had just come in with an excited face and dancing, and I was not angry. His move just now almost made me a drowned rat. The most important thing is that there is not even a nurse MM in the corridor. If there is a nurse MM just now, I can verify whether her angel's coat is wrapped in a ** (harmonious) heart - because I heard that the white coat of the nurse MM is empty in summer.
Although I know that sloppy people have a strong desire to learn and have a strong curiosity. But curiosity kills cats, and curiosity sometimes even puts our lives in trouble. Just say that when I was ignorant in primary school, I skipped class and played outside. In the grass outside the school, I heard a painful moan. Driven by strong curiosity, I found the source of the voice. I saw a male teacher in our school fighting with the female teacher who taught us mathematics, and the male teacher was beating her on the female math teacher. In the spirit of helping others, I told my parents that I was facing the serious consequences of the male and female duet when I was told by the school that I was playing the male and female duet. I ran back to the school and said that the male teacher was beating our math teacher. As a result, I didn't pass the math in primary school.
After a brief riot, everything calmed down. Because I was still thinking about asking Old Cao to discuss with Zhang Laibing, I casually exchanged a few words with Ma Lanfang and was ready to leave. Miao Ruyun wink at me, and I know that she doesn't want the sloppy to stay. I had no choice but to take the sloppy ghost to see Old Cao.
There was a silver bell-like laughter from the nurse's room. The group of cute nurse MMs were laughed by Old Cao again. Because I heard the familiar ** (harmonious) laughter of Mr. Cao.
I stood at the door of the nurse's room and watched old Cao surrounded by a group of nurses. Old Cao pretended to be serious and said, "Actually, I am a Taoist priest."
This sentence makes the nurses lean forward and backward. The plastic stools under their buttocks were shaken by them.
A nurse next to him also held two pieces of meat on her chest and asked old Cao with a smile, "So, Taoist priest Cao, how can I make my chest fuller?" The stools under the buttocks of the remaining nurses began to creak again. Unexpectedly, the nurses are so open now, not like angels coming down from the sky, but like uniforms coming from heaven and earth.
Old Cao knows this problem, but also I and the majority of male compatriots know it. Even Lewinsky said in her autobiography that she was 12 years old (because I read this book a long time ago, and I have always been lazy to look through it. I don't remember whether I was 12 years old too clearly, fake If there is anything wrong, please forgive me) to know the answer to this question. This is really sad about sex education. The result of breast enhancement is nothing more than very different, different, not big, not big, but the majority of female compatriots are happy to do this multiple-choice question.
Old Cao's throat knot rolled down, and then squinted at the meat ball, making a ** (harmonious) laugh that I was familiar with.
I stood at the door and shouted at Old Cao: "Old Cao, Old Cao. Come out."
Old Cao heard my voice, and his smile first froze on his face, and then quickly retreated. As soon as he was about to stand up, he was pressed by a fat female nurse who stood up. She turned her head and saw that it was me. She said to me impatiently, "What's wrong?"
"I'm looking for him." After saying that, I pointed to the old man Cao.
As soon as old Cao came out, I grabbed him and walked to the balcony of the corridor. There was also the voice of the fat nurse: "Tao Taoist priest Cao, remember to come here later." The sound is like the old lady in the brothel on TV shouting to the satisfied prostitute, "Sir, come back next time."
Come back, come back to your mother (chord) batch. As I walked, the jealousy in my chest was churning. I still draw a circle to curse the fat nurse. I curse you to have a fat face first and thin your breasts first. No, no, this was already used when I cursed Miao Ruyun. Then curse you to break all the condoms, and there is no high sexual (harmonious) tide in this life.
When I got to the balcony of the corridor, I introduced the situation to Mr. Cao. Then, we began to discuss. In fact, it's the old man Cao and Sa who are discussing. And I am an onlooker) Finally, they finalized this matter and tried to complete it by July 14.
"Why should it be completed before July 14?" I asked puzzledly.
July 15 is the Zhongyuan Festival. We have a seven-day long vacation and don't go to work. Don't care about the answer. Then he said to me, "It's almost a holiday. Everyone wants to go out, travel, visit relatives and so on. Who still wants to work? In this way, our things will be much easier to do. Regardless of this, I understand that it is the same as our National Day.
When Old Cao saw that the matter had been discussed, he was ready to go back to his nurse's room to continue to explain the breast enhancement secrets to those nurses. At this time, Miao Ruyun rushed out of the room and shouted to us, "I'm going to give birth!" I'm going to give birth!"
This news really shocked all of us. The sloppy ghost is finally about to be reincarnated. Everyone gathered around the sloppy ghosts and said, "Congratulations. You are finally going to be a son!" Only Zhang Laibing's face still has a sad color.
I saw that Zhang Dekai had not arrived yet, so I took out my mobile phone and called him and urged him to come quickly. The sloppy ghost was finally about to be reincarnated.
Zhang Dekai answered breathlessly on the phone and took a taxi immediately. It turned out that the boy took the opportunity to hook up with his ex-wife. His grandmother's is really a heterosexual and inhumane guy.
I also invited Zhang Laibing to watch it with us and cheer for the sloppy ghost. Unexpectedly, he refused with a difficult face.
As soon as we walked away, Zhang Laibing turned over the railing and jumped down from the balcony in a beautiful posture. He turned forward for three and a half weeks in the air, and turned back for two and a half weeks and a week and a half... This posture, this difficulty, it's really a pity not to participate in the diving competition.
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