Chapter 40 Sloppy Reborn 5

The most painful thing in the world is that you are happy, and her interest has just arrived. - Zhang Deshuai's Quotation

Rain on Sunday, July 31, 2011

As soon as they heard that Ma Lanfang was about to give birth, the nurses rushed over and were very busy.

After a busy time, they pushed Ma Lanfang out and only ran to the delivery room. We saw that the nurses have been dispatched. Let's not be idle. Let's go and cheer up. In the matter of giving birth, men can only focus on participating.

Everyone waited anxiously outside the delivery room. Ma Lanfang's mother had been drawing a cross in place, saying, "I hope my daughter is safe, Amen!" Ma Lanfang's mother-in-law said in the same place, "Buddha bless, the merciful Guanyin Bodhisattva must be a son." And I was waiting for Zhang Dekai's arrival. Anyway, when did this boy not feel at ease when he didn't see the sloppy guy coming out of another woman's belly? Then the efforts I made yesterday were in vain. Old Cao also moved his steps to the nurses from time to time. The old man just wanted to continue the breast enhancement secrets between him and the nurses. Anyway, everyone has their own ideas.

Wait until Zhang Dekai ran over sweaty, Ma Lanfang still shouted in it. As soon as Zhang Dekai ran over, he asked me anxiously, "Have you been born?" He doesn't care about Ma Lanfang. He actually cares about the reincarnation of a sloppy ghost.

Before I could answer, the sloppy ghost replied, "Not yet, I'm shouting inside. Listen, the sound is still charming. This sound is a little similar to my spell of destroying demons..." After saying that, the sloppy man also posed to look up at the sky at a 45-degree angle. But now there is no sky for him to look up, only the ceiling.

The answer of the sloppy ghost doesn't matter. Everyone found a very serious thing: that is, why the sloppy ghost is still outside? At this time, he should get into Ma Lanfang's stomach. That's it. What are you doing outside, sloppy? No wonder Ma Lanfang howled inside for more than half an hour, but there was no movement at all.

"Why are you still wandering around? Why don't you fucking go in?" I yelled at the sloppy ghost. I roared and caught a glimpse of Ma Lanfang's mother and mother-in-law staring at me with a strange look. There are doubts and horrors in the eyes. At this time, I can't care so much. The most urgent thing now is to drive the sloppy ghost in. Can you wait for the matter of having a baby?

The sloppy guy saw that I was angry and went into the delivery room. I patted my head and thought regretfully: I don't know when, although we all don't like sloppy ghosts, we regard him as one of us. For example, just now, the sloppy ghost was with us. No one felt that he was reincarnated at this time, but when he stood with us, everyone looked very natural. It looks as if he should be one of us.

After a period of time after the sloppy ghost entered the delivery room, he still didn't hear the baby's cry. Instead, the sloppy guy rushed out of the delivery room.

When the sloppy ghost came out, everyone's eyes widened. Before we gathered around, a famous nurse rushed out of the delivery room. Now, Ma Lanfang's mother and mother-in-law gathered around and anxiously asked if they had given birth. The nurse shook her head and ran to the women's toilet.

And Zhang Dekai and I surrounded the sloppy ghost and asked him why he went in and came out again. It's 11 o'clock now. According to his file in the underworld household registration section, he is now a baby.

The sloppy said helplessly, "Men and women are not close."

His statement makes us full of black lines.

I pushed the sloppy and said, "You go in and give it a kiss."

Miao Ruyun also didn't care about her lady image at all. She said angrily to the sloppy ghost, "When is this? Do you still talk about these superstitions!"

Zhang Dekai almost stared at the sloppy with pleading eyes and said, "That's your mother, not your wife."

Everyone almost pushed the sloppy into the delivery room. This sloppy guy always drops the chain at critical moments. It's not like Zhang Dekai. At first, I felt that what I brought to him was not to anger Andy Lau but to death, but to death Ma Dehua, and now he still occupies the body of the sloppy ghost. People are really different. Horses and mules are different.

Ma Lanfang's mother and mother-in-law also saw the problem, knowing that we are definitely not doing business with Huang Dali, Ma Lanfang's husband Huang Dali. They came up and asked Miao Ruyun what was going on.

Miao Ruyun didn't know how to answer their question. Miao Ruyun looked at me with rescue eyes, and I was also at a loss. How on earth should this matter be muddled? It's not appropriate to say directly that we are here to see your two grandchildren off.

Miao Ruyun hesitated there. Cao Lao's head and picked up the round collar of his T-shirt. He solemnly said to Ma Lanfang's mother and mother-in-law, "We are from the Beiqiu Academy of Social Sciences. Last night, we watched the sky at night and found purple stars shining. According to this calculation, a nobleman will come to this city today, and after we use high-tech computers to tell fortunes, this nobleman is the son of Ma Lanfang. Therefore, everyone gathered together to watch this great moment. Don't worry, you will smell the dark fragrance overflowing room in a while, which is a precursor to the birth of a nobleman.

Ma Lanfang's mother looked at Old Cao with a suspicious look. Although she was full of doubts, it was difficult to directly express her opposition. After all, we don't have any malice at first, and then she believes in Jesus. We believe in the emperor. Everyone only believes in different gods, but there is no essential difference. In case the emperor comes to the west to change his face and become Jesus. However, Ma Lanfang's mother-in-law expressed her doubts. She suspected that we came here for a purpose, and she didn't say what the specific purpose was. She said it was not clear.

When old Cao saw that things came to this point, he knew that she would not believe what we said now, so he had to do it first. Seeing that Cao's eyes seemed to be unclosed, he raised his orchid fingers and began to pinch his fingers. He read a word in his mouth: "Three or seven for ten, four or six for ten, five five for ten..."

After reading the addition of mathematics in primary school, he suddenly opened his eyes and said to Ma Lanfang's mother, "What you ate this morning was steamed stuffed buns, steamed buns are stuffed with leeks, and porridge is vegetable porridge."

This move actually suppressed Ma Lanfang's mother-in-law. She pulled Ma Lanfang's mother aside and the two began to mutter.

When they left, I quietly asked old Cao, "How did you figure it out?" I am now skeptical of Old Cao's algorithm, because he can calculate that if I eat small noodles and add eggs once, he can fool me to "invive" a faded jade pendant, and he can also calculate that the woman on the bus this morning is a thief. However, I always feel a little unreliable.

Because as soon as I got close, I smelled a leek. Think about it, the only thing that can bring leeks in the morning is leek steamed buns. I saw that there was a little green in her teeth, and it was not steamed buns. Of course, I thought that eating steamed buns would be served with porridge, so I concluded that she was eating porridge. Old Cao answered me like a Sherlock Holmes.

"If there are leeks, it may also be oil cakes?" Zhang Dekai asked again.

"Old people don't like to eat oil cakes because they are afraid of hyperlipidemia and hypertension." Old Cao said solemnly.

"They may also like to eat oil cakes?" Zhang Dekai asked old Cao cunningly.

"This can only be done by gambling. I bet that they are afraid of high blood fat. Old Cao replied.

"Then how do you calculate that I usually only eat small noodles but add eggs that day?" I asked my previous doubts, and now I can conclude that old Cao must have confused me.

"The secrets cannot be leaked." Old Cao replied with an unfathomable look. Your uncle's sky. I scolded in my heart. However, I didn't scold. After all, we are once a literary youth. Literary youth can't talk to your uncle, but only your father's eldest brother.

However, I don't have a chance to talk about Mr. Cao. Because the door of the delivery room opened again, the nurse rushed out of it. Everyone gathered around again. The difference was that Ma Lanfang's mother and mother-in-law anxiously asked the nurse if she had been born, while we stared at the sloppy ghost behind the nurse.

The nurse said in an impatient tone that the child was a transverse fetus with difficulty in labor and had to have a Caesarean section immediately. After saying that, he anxiously asked who was the patient's family and needed to sign the operation certificate. When the two old men heard the nurse say this, they began to call their son's son and their husband's husband. Anyway, neither of them dares to sign the operation letter.

At this time, I don't know whether the nurse's eyes are bad or anxious, she pulled me over. While I was still stunned, I felt a cold pen stuffed into my hand, and the nurse urged me, "Sign quickly. The later it is, the more troublesome it will be."

I waved my hand and said that I had no credit for this. If I have contributed to Ma Lanfang's birth, not to mention Huang Dali, that is, Ma Lanfang's mother-in-law can eat me.

Ma Lanfang's mother and mother-in-law also came over and took the pen from my hand and told the nurse that you made a mistake and you made a mistake. The nurse was sconcered that she couldn't figure out what the relationship was between us. Relatives are not like relatives, and outsiders are not like outsiders.

The doctor poked his head out of the door again and asked the nurse's family if she had signed it. They are still in a hurry to operate, and now the situation is critical. Ma Lanfang's mother and mother-in-law began to discuss together again. I guess they will discuss together in case the operation fails. If you don't want me to compensate for your grandson, I don't want you to compensate for your daughter.

He pulled the sloppy ghost over and asked him anxiously what was going on.

The sloppy replied, "She (referring to Ma Lanfang) wore a cross, and I can't go in."

Zhang Dekai jumped and said, "The God of the West can't control our Eastern ghosts. You are my grandfather. Grandpa, please get into your mother's (harmonious) belly quickly?

The sloppy ghost wanted to say something else, and he was pushed into the delivery room by us. At this time, I saw the nurse's eyes wide open, and she probably thought that our group of people were collectively crazy.

Finally, in the nurse's urging, Ma Lanfang's mother-in-law signed the operation book with trembling hands. As soon as the nurse saw that they had signed, she turned back to the delivery room. Throw away two overwhelmed old people.

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