Chapter 42 Sloppy Reborn 7
There is a skill that you can learn and never forget for the rest of your life, that is - masturbate (harmonious) management. - Zhang Deshuai's quotation
Rain on Sunday, July 31, 2011
When the female ghost heard the indifferent voice, she sighed for a long time and put down her hands again. But she didn't show any sign of want to go out.
At this time, another voice came from outside the door: "Listen, the female ghost inside. I am Ma Youqing Ma Sir, the district chief of the road gate area. You are limited to come out immediately to disarm and surrender. Otherwise, I will count to 'three' and let the Flying Tigers rush in. Did you hear that? You can come out immediately to disarm and surrender. This guy obviously watches too much TVB.
"Comrade Xiaoshuai, how are you in there?" Ask me across the door.
"I have nothing to do. By the way, old Cao was electrocuted. Also, have you seen Xiaoji?" I replied.
Before I could answer, I heard the outside shouting, "Listen, if you don't come out, I'm going to count now." The voice paused a little and suddenly remembered, "Three!" He directly saved one and two, which was really unexpected.
Then, two people rushed in. Two are fat and thin, and the other is tall and short. One is only 20 years old and has hunchbacks and gray hair, and the other is unarmed and the other is holding a police steel fork in his hand. Both of them are embroidered with a tiger in the chest, but the tiger doesn't look like a tiger, but wants a big cat. They, they are the Flying Tigers just mentioned by Ma Sir.
The young Flying Tigers pointed to us and stammered, "Don't...don't... don't move, all... all... both... hug... hold your head... climb... climb..." He couldn't hold out the last word, and his face turned red.
"Everyone crawled down. Dad, do you think I'm right? The old Flying Tigers said with a flattering face.
"To...to...to..." The young father pushed his old son and stammered.
"Dad, you want this." When the son handed the steel fork to his father.
"I want you to take care of it." This time, my father said something sharp. A satisfied expression surged on his face.
Miao Ruyun couldn't help laughing when she saw this. The Flying Tigers with steel forks seemed to feel that their personality had been insulted. He waved the steel forks in his hand and said seriously, "Be serious, be serious. Where are the police handling the case?
When the young Flying Tigers saw that we were no longer moving, they turned around and shouted respectfully outside the door, "District Manager Ma, District Manager Sa, you can come in." No wonder he spoke so respectfully without stattering at all. I didn't expect that Meishang could cure stattering.
Then, three people slowly came from outside the door. Needless to say, he walked steadily with a straight stomach and a big back. This should be the mayor of Ma Youqingma, who followed him closely, holding a briefcase in one hand and an umbrella in his hand, and his face with a flattering expression should be his secretary. He looked at the head of Ma District with a look of envy.
The main urban area is different. He is also the district chief, one with a secretary and the Flying Tigers to open the way; the other is a light pole commander. No wonder everyone likes to be an official in the main urban area. It is also a section-level, one is a section-level cadre and the other is a chief section member, which is very different.
District Chief Ma glanced around with satisfaction, and finally his eyes were fixed at the place of Cao's head pillow - the 37D. It seems that the combination of numbers and letters is fatally attractive, such as 37D, such as 2B, and 3P.
The young Flying Tigers took another step forward and said respectfully to Ma Youqing, "Please tell the district chief the next task!" He said this sentence very fluently. It seems that he doesn't stutter at all.
Ma Youqing turned his eyes out of the combination of numbers and letters, and his face turned slightly red. He cleared his throat and waved his hand: "Catch ghosts."
As soon as the old Flying Tigers heard the leader's order, they shouted and rushed up with a steel fork. However, he doesn't feel like a tiger eating, but more like the kamigade death squad.
Really, he fought with the female ghost for two rounds and was pressed under the female ghost. The steel fork was also thrown to the ground, shouting, "Female ghost, spare my life. I just want to make a living." I saw two corners of Ma's mouth, and I guess he couldn't hang on his face.
The female ghost was just burned by the sloppy ghost with the fire bell spell. At this time, she was angry with the Flying Tiger team members. I saw her left mouth and right mouth, and the big mouth hit as if it was free. And the old Flying Tigers also shouted cooperatively, from the beginning of "female ghost spared her life" to "Grandma spared her life". What a good actor.
The young Flying Tigers saw that his son was being bullied by a female ghost and picked up the steel fork that fell to the ground. He pointed to the female ghost with his hand and shouted, "O!" This time, he is smart. I know that I won't stab any way to say a word.
When the female ghost heard the young Flying Tiger team shouting, she looked up and saw the steel fork. The female ghost quickly rolled on the ground, and then she narrowly avoided it. The female ghost closed her loose hair in a hurry, and then looked at the Flying Tigers in front of her.
The young Flying Tigers pointed to the female ghost and said, "Don't bully me... bully me... my son, if you have any... come to me... I'll come."
The female ghost did not come to him, but focused on the sloppy ghost. The fire bell spell of the sloppy ghost just now burned her badly, so she was still a little afraid of the sloppy ghost. And when the young Flying Tigers saw that the female ghost did not move, they said, "I won't move." It is estimated that he just assessed his combat effectiveness with female ghosts and found that he was not a female ghost.
"Lao Cao," I don't know which Lao Cao was called by the Ma District Chief, whether he was a young Flying Tiger or an old Flying Tiger or lying comfortably in Miao Ruyun's arms. "Why don't you do it?"
The young Flying Tigers hesitated in place. District Chief Ma shouted at him sharply, "Why don't you do it?"
The Flying Tigers no longer hesitated and ran a few steps. When they were about to reach the female ghost, they suddenly lifted the steel fork and crossed it flat, which meant that they wanted to fork the female ghost to the wall. The female ghost lowered her head and avoided the fork. Then she bullied herself forward, got into the arms of the Flying Tigers, shouted delicately, lifted her pink fist, and hit him in the chest. As soon as the Flying Tigers were in pain, their bodies jumped back and distanced away from the female ghost. She raised her fork again, and the female ghost dodged and dodged the fork. As soon as they bullied themselves, the Flying Tigers jumped away and distanced themselves from her. Although time passed, I saw that the movements of the Flying Tigers gradually slowed down, and the situation began to be unfavorable to the Flying Tigers.
"Shangqing has a life to make me platoon. God was edicted and Zuo Tian was executed. Ask the ghosts and thieves, and immediately follow the general name. It's so fast that you can concentrate on it. Old Cao finally struggled out of Miao Ruyun's gentle hometown and sat on the ground, with his eyes closed and whispering in his mouth. At the end, Old Cao's eyes suddenly opened and his eyes stared at the female ghost.
It's strange that the female ghost's rapidly moving body seems to be imprisoned by something, and the thing is shrinking little by little. I saw that the figure of the female ghost was getting slower and slower. In the end, she was like a bound screaming donkey, but she couldn't move.
The female ghost looked at the sloppy ghost with resentful eyes. Maybe he thought it was the sloppy ghost who secretly launched and bound him. But she saw the sloppy ghost motionless, and her hands neither stretched out nor opened their mouths, not like the person who attacked her. Finally, the female ghost looked at the old man Cao sitting on the ground. When she saw that Old Cao was gloating at her, she knew that it was Old Cao who was assassinating her.
However, the Flying Tigers with a steel fork won't give her this chance. As soon as he saw that the female ghost's body stopped moving, he fell the female ghost to the ground fiercely with a steel fork. When Old Cao saw that the female ghost had been forked, he gently shouted "jie!"
The female ghost opened her mouth and spit on Old Cao. However, the saliva only glides a short distance in the mouth and falls to the ground crookedly.
When the old Flying Tigers saw that the female ghost was forked, they rushed forward and slapped the female ghost's big mouths fiercely. Later, they felt uncomfortable and kicked her a few times. This is really a "father and son soldier". The female ghost stared angrily and wanted to fight back, but she suffered from being forked. She could only use her eyes as a weapon and her body as a shield. He resisted the beating of the Flying Tigers.
Miao Ruyun couldn't stand it anymore. Her body flashed and appeared in front of the Flying Tigers. She grabbed the hand he had just raised and persuaded her, "All right."
"He (harmonious) damn it, my safety bonus this month is because she is gone. You hit me just now. Now show me a fierce one. Although his hand was caught, he said unrelentingly.
When District Chief Ma saw that the female ghost was subdued, he waved his hand and said coldly, "Take it back."
"What are you going to do with her when you go back?" Although she almost killed the doctor, and although the sloppy she killed has not yet been reincarnated, I don't want her to be sentenced to death for it. Because she is also a victim.
"Who are you?" District Chief Ma looked at me and asked, but his eyes were thousands of people.
"He is a Taoist priest." Don't give me an answer for me.
"Oh," after District Chief Ma understood my identity, his eyes refused to fade. "We have to deal with this in accordance with the law. I'm not the only one to decide."
Looking at her back, I thought: She is actually a poor guy, isn't she? But when I know the whole story, I feel sorry for her. She came to that point because her opinions could not be expressed and there was a lack of a place for her to speak. And when she can't vent, she will use violent methods to attract people's attention. This is her sorrow, or the sadness of the whole underworld.
When the sloppy ghost saw that the female ghost was taken away, he ran to Ma Lanfang, who was still in a coma...
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