Chapter 43 The Reborn of the Sloppy Ghost 8
The most popular commodity for consumers - artificial (harmonious) female film. - Zhang Deshuai's quotation
Rain on Sunday, July 31, 2011
Life is full of all kinds of helplessness. For example, you gently press the drainage button of the toilet and say helplessly to the children who are being slowly buffered: "Children, there is no toilet in heaven." For example, you tried your best to put the girl you have loved for a long time in **. When you gently take off her obstacles that hinder your pursuit of art, you see a white angel guarding her. For example, there is always someone in the world nagging in front of you, saying that you are not good here or there, which upsets you. Chaos and blood rushed to the top, but you didn't dare to rush up and get a big ear scraper to slap her, because she is your mother...
At this moment, the sloppy ghost is also in the helplessness of life.
As soon as he saw the female ghost being taken away, he immediately ran to Ma Lanfang and plunged into her stomach. Continue the reincarnation process interrupted by the female ghost just now. However, no matter how hard he tried, he only got into his head and could never get in again.
Looking at the sloppy man with two legs on the ground buried in Ma Lanfang's stomach, everyone knows that there must be another moth.
We ran over and pulled out the sloppy guy who kicked his legs. Old Cao first opened Ma Lanfang's eyelids and looked at her pupils, then put his hand on Ma Lanfang's wrist and shook his head with his eyes closed. If I hadn't known his true face, I would have mistaken him for an old scholar.
Life is like this. She is not necessarily a (harmonious) woman who shouts pain, and she may also work in heaven and earth. Many people and things can't just look at the surface. Just say that men like big breasts, not for the purpose of their offspring.
Everyone surrounded old Cao, and no one dared to breathe loudly and looked at him anxiously. As soon as Cao opened his eyes, he saw everyone staring at him with big eyes, and he actually blushed. To be honest, this is the first time I have seen old Cao blush.
Old Cao asked us doubtfully, "What are you looking at?"
"How is she?" The sloppy man pointed to Ma Lanfang lying in **.
"Well--" Old man Cao pondered for a while before saying leisurely, "I see that its veins are slippery, which is the way to settle the earth and block water. Now the water does not contain wood, so the wood does not continue. If the wood qi is insufficient, the liver and blood will not flourish, the qi and blood will not flow smoothly, and the brain will have insufficient blood supply and fall into a coma.
When it comes to the rise, there are still five elements in the human body. In fact, there is also a difference between the five elements in the body of women and men. The spirit of water and wood in a woman's body is stronger, and the spirit of fire and gold in a man's body is stronger. Therefore, women are gentle and men are grumpy. And because of the water-main breeding, the wood is the main birth, and women are more prosperous because of the water and wood, which is the reason why women often live longer than men. And the five elements qi are also mutual. The five elements qi is important in the human body, which is balanced and harmonious. Everyone coexists peacefully. If one of the qi is prosperous in the past, it is really harmful to the human body. ( Does this paragraph fool you to the ground? Of course, don't believe all this. Next time you meet someone who fools you like this, you can dial 110 directly.)
"Don't say this is useless. What should I do now? I'm still in a hurry to be reincarnated? It's past 1 o'clock now, and I have two hours less to live!" The sloppy man hurried to urge the old man Cao.
Old Cao looked up at the sloppy ghost and closed his eyes and meditated. After a while, he opened his eyes and said, "Let's call a doctor quickly." This is really an urgent eunuch who meets a slow emperor and has diarrhea and meets a constipated pit.
Old Cao looks useful, but he can't rely on it at the critical moment. What are you waiting for now? Go out and call a doctor.
As soon as I ran out, I saw the doctor who had just run out coming with a dry powder fire extinguisher. When he saw me coming out of it, he couldn't help but be shocked: "Is the fire gone out?"
"Well, the fire has been extinguished by us for a long time. Hurry up and save people now." I told him. Of course, I skipped the section where old Cao was electrocuted.
"How is she?" The doctor looked like a single-cell guy. He talked to me, but he didn't put down the fire extinguisher. It was strange.
"I'm in a coma. Hurry up and save people." I took the doctor to the delivery room. Before leaving, he didn't forget to put his fire extinguisher on the ground.
The doctor looked at Ma Lanfang's pupil and then called her pulse again. Ask our group of guys around him, "Which of you is the patient's family? Are you going to have an operation immediately?"
The doctor shook his head when he saw us all and said to himself, "Well, I remember she has family members?" He said that the two old ladies haven't come back since they just ran out.
"So, do you think we can have an operation first? There are still people here who are anxious to get angry?" Zhang Dekai asked the doctor anxiously. After saying that, he looked at the sloppy man who was walking around by the bed.
The doctor looked at us doubtfully. He really couldn't figure out what our relationship was with Ma Lanfang. Still cares about her so much. However, he cleverly didn't ask much, but answered resolutely, "That's definitely not going to work. We must have the signature of the patient's family." After saying that, he left us and left.
A bright lightning lit up the sky, followed by a series of thunder. A few raindrops drifted from the broken window, and soon, the raindrops that covered the face scrambled to pull it. The wind beat the window and clicked restlessly. Time is running out minute by minute, and I can even feel that Ma Lanfang's life is disappearing bit by bit. We are worried that we will get angry, but there is still nothing we can do. Can we only watch a young life disappear in front of us like this?
At this time, there was a rapid sound of footsteps from outside the door, and then there was a "bang-squeak" protest sound from the door. As soon as everyone looked up, they saw a guy dripping rain rushing over. As soon as he came in, he shouted, "Where's my wife? Where's my wife?" This guy should be Ma Lanfang's husband's sloppy father - Huang Dali.
Although he broke in with all our attention, he didn't pay much attention to us. But as soon as he came in, he climbed to the bedside. He gently stroked Ma Lanfang's face and shouted gently and whispered: "Fang'er, Fang'er."
The sloppy ghost looked at Huang Dali with a strange look on the side. This slightly bald and slightly fat guy is his father, and the one lying motionless in ** is his mother, and the one who comes out horizontally is himself.
Miao Ruyun poked me gently. I will take a small step forward and say to Huang Dali, "Mr. Huang, do you think your wife is still in a coma. Shall we need to find a doctor?"
Huang Dali nodded blankly first, and then he looked up at us and asked doubtfully, "Who are you?"
"We are from Beiqiu Academy of Social Sciences." Old Cao replied.
"From the Academy of Social Sciences?" Huang Dali scratched his head doubtfully and provided support to the central government by the local hair, which can be regarded as "local support central support". Although he had some doubts, he did not say his doubts directly. He seemed to have been in a state-owned enterprise for a long time and was very cautious in everything he did.
Huang Dali opened the door and bumped into someone. It turned out that the two old ladies came back. They were out of breath and kept dripping down their heads, looking very embarrassed. The three of them whispered a few words at the door, but occasionally a few words still got into my ears, such as "coma...doctor... Academy of Sciences" and so on.
Everyone waited anxiously at the door of the operating room. The sloppy was originally inside, but when he tried several times and found that he couldn't get into Ma Lanfang's stomach, he came out to get together with us.
After turning countless circles, Huang Dali finally made up his mind to come to me and said to me, "Why don't we go there and smoke a cigarette first?" After saying that, he pointed to the stairwell not far away.
Huang Dali and I came to the stairwell. Huang Dali took out smoke and handed it to me. The two began to swallow clouds and fog in the stairwell. Huang Dali asked me, "Who are you? Why did you come?" It seems that he still doubts our identity.
I told him what old man Cao said again, which is nothing more than that we are from the Beiqiu Academy of Social Sciences. This time we came because we watched the sky at night.
Huang Dali smoked a cigarette, looked at me sideways, and said, "You know, I'm a party member."
"Oh, it turned out to be a party member." I slowly spit out a smoke ring, and then spit out a long flue and passed straight through the smoke ring. It was very literary and hooligan.
At this time, a voice came from the operating room: "Patient's family, patient's family! Which one is the patient's family member?
Hearing this, Huang Dali threw the unfinished cigarette on the ground and ran over. The doctor in a white coat was standing at the door, and the two old ladies gathered around and asked anxiously.
Huang Dali ran over and said quickly, "I'm the patient's husband. How is she?"
"Come on, sign here." The doctor handed over the authorization.
Huang Dali grabbed the power of attorney handed over with his trembling hand and asked anxiously, "What's wrong with her?"
"Well, the patient's situation is not very optimistic now. Do you need to be prepared to protect adults or children? The doctor said blankly, as if he was not talking about human life, but about family life.
Hearing this, my head buzzed. What's going on? What's going on? I looked at the sloppy over there, and his face became very ugly.
"Your Excellency!" Huang Dali thought for a while and answered firmly. Then sign your name on the authorization under the guidance of the doctor.
The sloppy's face became extremely pale, and then he got in again to make his last effort.
I don't know how long it took, the doctor came out and announced to us: "The operation was very successful. The child was strangled by the umbilical cord, and the brain was not preserved due to ischemia for a long time."
Then, we saw the sloppy ghost coming out of it like ashes...
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