Chapter 45 Looking for a Job

The reason why you are not GAY is that you haven't met the man who moved you. - Zhang Deshuai's Quotations

Monday, August 1, 2011

I was sleeping in a daze when I was awakened by Miao Ruyun's knock on the door. She came to call me because she agreed to go to his company for an interview today.

When I yawned to the living room, I saw Jiang Yingyu sitting at the table for breakfast. Looking at her tender toenails coated with red nail polish and her delicate hands made me a little distracted.

Jiang Yingyu saw me come out and spat: "Holigan!"

Actually, I'm really wronged. Last night, I was not responding to the call of the great leader Mao (Harmonious) Xi's old man: to work hard and be self-relied. It was you who broke in last night and didn't say anything bad about me. In the end, you said that I was a hooligan. I was really more wronged than Dou E.

I gave Jiang Yingyu a cold look. Now she is fiddling with the iPhone and laughing stupidly at the phone. What's wrong with this society now? After Apple came out, the threshold of pretentiousness has dropped to such a low level.

I passed behind Jiang Yingyu with a blank face and ran to the toilet. Looking at the dazzling bottles and cans in the toilet, I was stunned. This is the stage for cosmetics display. I didn't stay on the stage for too long, but put Jiang Yingyu's toothpaste on my toothbrush and saw a brand of facial cleanser on the sink, which must be Jiang Yingyu's. I squeezed out a lot of facial cleansers as compensation for my good mood last night. The first step to getting rich is to wash other people's things.

I'm brushing my teeth. Why is today's toothpaste so strange? There are no bubbles. I picked up the toothpaste, sister, why is it a facial cleanser?

Just as I was busy looking for toothpaste again and pouring water to rinse my mouth, the toilet door was knocked open. Miao Ruyun broke in. As soon as she came in, she took off her trousers and sat on the cushion of the toilet. Then a loud sound of water penetrated into my ears.

I stood there in a daze. What's wrong with this today? First, he was scolded by Jiang Yingyu and came in to brush his teeth with facial cleanser. When he was in the toilet, Miao Ruyun broke in again. What's more shameful is that listening to the loud sound of water, looking at Miao Ruyun's intoxicated expression, and thinking about the scenes in the island romance film, my blood began to slowly concentrate.

Miao Ruyun looked up and saw me staring at her again. When she saw the part above my trousers, she blushed and shouted at me, "Get out!"

At this time, my man's masculinity arose and raised his head: "No!"

"If you don't go out, I'll stand up." Miao Ruyun said to me with a smile, grabbing her belt with both hands and making a posture to stand up.

I have been shouting in my heart: You have to keep your word! However, I was kicked out. With a cup in my left hand and a washing tool in my right hand with a toothbrush in my mouth, I stood at the door of the toilet, waiting for Miao Ruyun to come out.

When she took off her trousers just now, it was so white. I didn't see a piece of black in the white flowers. I thought hard, at this time, my chagrin was the same as when I saw Xiao Xue the next day when I was drunk. Also, Miao Ruyun's voice seems to be a little loud. Is it different from cats and people?

When Jiang Yingyu saw me standing at the door of the toilet, he spat at me again: "Holigan!" It seems that the label in her heart is a hooligan.

Actually, I'm wronged. It was Miao Ruyun who went in and drove me out, okay?

Waiting for Miao Ruyun to come out of the toilet without any embarrassment, but said to me, "Remember to flush the toilet after you go to the toilet. I didn't flush it. Save water for you!"

Listening to Miao Ruyun's words, my heart is only itchy: Is there such a way to save water? I can also help you save sanitary napkins for 9 months, but I don't know if you can do it or not? However, I dare not say such a thing.

After going to the toilet, I took out the jade pendant and shouted, "Xiaoji, Xiaoji!"

A white light flashed out of the jade pendant, and Xiao Ji'an squatted steadily on the button of the toilet. Then the toilet was flushed. This method has been tried many times.

Xiaoji yawned and asked me, "What's the matter?"

"It's okay, it's okay. Let me see if you are still there. If you're not here, I can find a heavenly master and ask for another one. It's okay. Let's go back!" I said to Xiaoji.

Xiaoji drilled back into the jade pendant in a daze. What a stupid dog. Now your greatest value is to help me flush the toilet.

On the bus to the company, Miao Ruyun told me. That employee works very responsibly and conscientiously, but he is more traditional. Once he took the elevator to work, because it was too early, there was him and another man in the elevator. Unexpectedly, the elevator broke down and they were trapped in the elevator. What's more abominable is that I don't know who left a condom in the elevator, or the unsealed one. As a result, when the elevator opened, I saw two men in the elevator with condoms in the corner.

Actually, in this era of radical emotions, this is nothing at all. What's more, there is nothing between them. However, this incident hit the employee hard. He always suspected that the way others looked at him had changed, and eventually he resigned because he couldn't stand the mental pressure.

After nearly an hour of ups and downs, we came to Miao Ruyun's company, Shengshi Advertising Co., Ltd.

I came to the company last time because I successfully locked myself out to find Miao Ruyun to get the key. This time, I came to apply for the job. Although it is the same environment, my mood is very different.

I looked around and saw a tall building towering up, with a circular skirt building protruding on both sides. I feel familiar with this thing. Isn't this what I can see every morning?

Miao Ruyun saw that I was staring at the podium and said, "Our boss said that this is a moral. Do you look like a rocket, which means 's soaring to the sky' and good luck."

I thought to myself: the boss didn't tell you his true meaning. That is called "One Pillar Optimus Prime" is a happy gospel for men.

It seems that the designer of this building must be a lustful (harmonious) guy, probably the same master as the CCTV building. The CCTV building is also called "big trousers". It has many images, and you still mean "screaming to the sky". But these days, you are embarrassed that you don't have a little (harmonious) gimmick. You can see that the leading actors of "Color Ring" all read Liang Caowei, with many images and endurance.

Miao Ruyun looked at me in a distracted look and didn't expect that I could think of "Color Ring" from her company's building. She stabbed me and asked with concern, "What's wrong?"

I came to my senses and repeated, "Well, it's really good. Good luck, good luck!"

However, when I faced that resume, I was at a loss, and I really had nothing to do. This is really a book that hates less when it is used, and resentment when it is thick.

After a while, Miao Ruyun came over, handed me a cup of coffee and asked me how I felt.

holding the paper cup, I answered her, "It's not very good."

I really don't feel good. There are more than a dozen people who came to apply for the job this time, all the beautiful women, just me. It doesn't matter. The key is that I have no academic qualifications, work experience and no work experience. How can I get better?

Miao Ruyun didn't say anything, just patted me on the shoulder and turned away.

As soon as Miao Ruyun left, she heard those women talking together: "Look at her coquettishness. At first glance, she depends on her body to eat." When women are together, they will always come together to attack another woman. Especially when this woman is more beautiful than them.

I didn't bother to tell them. I thought of the scene of Miao Ruyun taking off her trousers in the toilet in the morning, and I remembered what I should say next.

In the middle of thinking, a beautiful woman opened the door and shouted to us, "Zhang Deshuai, who is Mr. Zhang Deshuai?"

I got up and answered quickly.

"Please follow me." After saying that, the beautiful woman turned around and left.

When I came to the conference room, I saw several serious interviewers.

" Sit down." The middle one stretched out his finger to the opposite chair.

I was sitting in a chair like a trained prisoner, answering all kinds of their questions. They scratched on the paper while listening to my answer, which may be 00, XX or 00XX.

They almost asked, and the person in the middle picked up my resume. After reading it, he asked me, "Mr. Zhang, we have a few questions about your resume."

As soon as I heard his words, I knew that the step I took was beginning to be effective. With a smile on my face, I nodded.

"First of all, why did you write 'one more bottle' in the various awards you received during your study period?"

"I write like this for a purpose." I answered righteously. Seeing the puzzled expressions on the faces of the interviewers, I knew that the first step had been successful. So I cleared my throat and then said, "If you write like this, you will definitely attract your attention if you write a few prizes and scholarships routinely. These days, whoever can catch other people's eyes first can take the lead. After answering, I saw that the interviewer had shown an expression of approval.

"Mr. Zhang, why do you write some letters in your hobby? You know, our company actually likes employees to have their own hobbies.

"If you add some dots in the middle of the letter, you will see that it is actually a URL." As soon as I finished answering, I saw several interviewers' eyes lit up. The two next to me turned sideways and looked at the content of the hobby column in my resume. It seems that they are all good people. The most adventurous move in this step is finally right. I breathed a long sigh of relief.

Next, we had a long conversation about the content of some websites, and also debated the ranking order of well-known websites such as Mayday, erotic coast and pomegranate. Finally, everyone agreed that Mayday has fallen, erotic coast has faded, and pomegranate is an uny flag among well-known websites. Everyone talked happily together.

Finally, an interviewer asked me how much QQ is, hoping that in the future, everyone will carry forward the spirit of the Internet and share resources. The interview was surprisingly successful.

After the interview, the company did not let us leave, but gathered our candidates again and conducted an interview in the form of a leadership group discussion.

The examiner threw the topic to us: "What do you think of the unspoken rules?"

"unspoken rules are also rules, as long as they are easy to do." A beautiful woman spoke first. Looking at her charming buttocks, I was wondering whether it was better for the antelope to hang its horns or the old man's cart.

"I think the unspoken rule is after work. I will work hard at work, and I will provide considerate service after work. Another beautiful woman spoke. After saying that, she straightened her full breasts.

"Whungs well, the key is whether people are tight or not." Another beautiful woman was unwilling to show weakness and said a famous saying.

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They scrambled to speak, and I was the only one who was silent in the middle, which seemed very embarrassing.

"Zhang, Mr. Zhang Deshuai, right?" The examiner looked at my resume and said, "What do you think of the unspoken rules?"

Looking at his encouraging eyes, I can't lose to those women and said loudly, "I am willing to die for literature and art." After answering, I saw a praising look in the examiner's eyes. At this time, a chill rose from my tail vertebrae. He doesn't really want to use unspoken rules against me.