Chapter 44 There is a play tonight

I miss that time when Guanxi didn't bring a camera, and it was not hot in Tokyo. - Zhang Deshuai's quotation

(I wanted to start the extra chapter on New Year's Eve, but I thought that there was a small tail about the rebirth of a sloppy ghost, and this tail is not easy to put in the second story, so I had to make up a chapter today and start the extra chapter tomorrow. I hope you can forgive me. No more nonsense, just go straight to the content.)

Rain on Sunday, July 31, 2011

The sloppy ghost is silent all the way, and it is terrible to be silent. If he is a failed statue, he has no soul and no anger.

Old Cao and I sighed about the injustice of the sloppy fate in the car, but we couldn't figure out why it was like this. Although it was raining at this time, the sky did not clear up and was still gray. I opened the window and let the humid air blow into the car and enjoy the rare fresh air.

As soon as I returned to my small building, the sloppy shut himself into the house. No matter how he came over, he looked like he didn't know why. When the other four ghosts saw the sloppy ghosts coming back angrily, they couldn't ask him. When they learned the whole story from us, they also sighed.

"Why don't we go to the underworld again tonight and find out what's going on?" I made a suggestion for Sa.

After listening to it, he shook his head like a rattle. He said to me seriously, "This must not work. You don't know the rules of the underworld."

"What other rules are there in the underworld?"

"Take the pass given to you, let you drink Meng Po soup, and you will also drink it, and let you be reincarnated. All this is according to the rules."

"But isn't the sloppy guy not born in the end?!"

"This, this can only be said to be a miracle of life." Don't care about the official face.

Miracle your sister, I scolded in my heart. It's not your child's reincarnation, of course it's a miracle of life.

Zhang Dekai quietly pulled the corners of my clothes and said to me in a low voice, "You promised me, don't let him fight with me again." Although his voice is very low, it happens that everyone can hear it.

Yes, Zhang Dekai is also a headache. The sloppy ghost can't be reincarnated, which is definitely a big bad news for him.

I quietly pulled the Sa aside and whispered with him: "What do you think we should do about this? If it really doesn't work, shall we go down and walk again?"

"This is really not easy to deal with. Xiaoshuai, I didn't say you. You don't understand the rules of the underworld at all. He looked at me with a helpless face.

"If this can't be done, it won't be good for you and me. Do you know? I threatened to be out of the way.

"Don't say that. We have agreed before. I spent a lot of money down there. Can't let this money be wasted? Hearing me threaten him, I began to be a little anxious to pee.

"Can you just say how to solve the problem? Anyway, it's hard for you and me to get off now?"

"I really can't help with this matter. You have to return the money to me. My money is also money." Say it to me sadly.

Actually, I also know that the sloppy thing now is a hot potato, which is not easy to deal with. Who would have thought that he would have done such a thing when he was here? You could have thought that he would not have given birth.

"Let's take a step back and get the sloppy out. As long as he doesn't face Zhang Dekai every day, won't the matter be solved? Don't care to talk to me.

"So far, that's the only way to do it." I said helplessly, "What should we do next?"

"Haven't I always wanted to be a secretary? Look at the head of Ma District, who has official style. Then look at me, it's really different from others.

"Go and tell the sloppy about this. I patted his chest and told him to be reincarnated, but now I can't open my mouth." I see that there is a solution, but I don't know how to do it.

"I still don't know how to say it. Don't you still have Miao Ruyun?" It seems that I have thought about it for a long time, and even the candidate has been selected. What a guy with a city.

However, the matter has been resolved smoothly. Although the sloppy ghost was unwilling to continue to be a ghost at the beginning, but under the persuasion of one of us, especially Miao Ruyun's clever tongue, coupled with patting his chest to ensure that the sloppy ghost will be given to the sloppy ghost as soon as there is a chance in the future. The sloppy man also knew that it was a fait accompli that he could not give birth now, so he had to accept our proposal.

Before we finished celebrating the sloppy, we heard a knock on the door outside. When I opened the door, it turned out to be Jiang Yingyu. Only then did I remember that she said she would move here this afternoon. Today, I was busy with the sloppy things and forgot about her.

It's not easy to arrange Jiang Yingyu, and we have backache and leg pain. This weekend can't be worse.

Although I didn't have a good time today, I still decided to masturbate myself in the evening. Although I would like to say that flying (harmonious) planes are violent and loving, I still like more vivid words, that is, masturbation (harmonious) management. There are some things that only men can understand. First of all, I am a man; secondly, I am a normal man; the key point is that I don't have a girlfriend. Let's say this, everyone understands. Kobe has only been divorced for two weeks, and his right hand ligament is broken? No matter how beautiful he is under the spotlight, won't he still do the same thing as me?

I turned on the computer and silently opened the familiar favorites. It is said that there will be a quiet place in every man's computer, where our beloved girl lies. I took out a box of paper and put it on the table. Then I lit a plate of mosquito incense and felt spiritual sublimation in the clouds, making it like a religious ceremony.

In fact, the happiest things in the world are very simple, such as men's and women's fine structure, and other things like masturbation (harmonious) tube.

Listening to the painful moaning of Mr. Cang on the screen, I sighed silently: peach blossoms blooming (harmonious) peach blossoms, Guanyin frowned and sat on the lotus; ** narrow fragrance overflowed, and took an A (harmonious) film to exchange for wine money.

I looked critically at Teacher Cang, who was oppressed and persecuted under the capitalist system, quietly took off my underwear and warmed my body with five girls.

When I was struggling, I heard the sound of the door being knocked open. Oh my god, I haven't closed the door just now.

I turned around to see who boldly broke into the desktop in the middle of the night. It turned out to be Jiang Yingyu. With a thrill, I shivered and ended up hastily.

Jiang Yingyu was stunned at first, looking at Zhang Deshuai spraying out the essence of my whole body little by little. She blushed and I didn't say anything. The atmosphere in the room is now extremely embarrassing.

Jiang Yingyu pointed at me and couldn't speak: "You...you..."

I'm so embarrassed that I just open my mouth, but I can't make a sound.

Finally, Jiang Yingyu stamped her feet and shouted, "Holigan!" He turned around and ran away. In fact, I was wronged. It was her who broke in. I was seen enough by her, and finally I was scolded by her as a hooligan. However, I didn't think about it carefully, but began to clean up everything in front of me in a hurry. This is really a table, a chair, a pomegranate, a box of paper and a hand. One after another, he trembled again and again, and one person was alone with a pool of sorrow.

There is a poem saying:

"I sit alone in the study as a wife, and I don't know this to others.

If you change your left hand to your right hand, you will stop your wife and marry again.

One after another, the body is itchy and the bones are fascinated.

It fell to the ground bit by bit, and the children and grandchildren were all surnamed Ni. This poem is excerpted from "Laughing Lin Guangji's surname Ni")

Before I finished cleaning up, Miao Ruyun heard Jiang Yingyu's shouting and came over to see what was going on. When she saw that I was lifting my trousers and a few pieces of paper scattered on the ground, she immediately understood what had just happened. First, she covered her mouth and smiled, and then she laughed so hard that she covered her stomach and squatted down.

"Don't laugh, close the door." I was busy talking to Miao Ruyun. At this time, I heard the sound of opening the door, followed by the dragging sound of slippers. This is Old Cao. This guy doesn't know how to sarcastic me when he sees my current wojor.

When Mr. Cao saw Miao Ruyun covering her stomach and squatting at my door, he came over and cared about her affectionately: "What's wrong?"

"It's okay, it's okay. He told me a joke just now. Although Miao Ruyun answered old Cao, she looked at me with a smile.

"Oh," the old man Cao answered, stopped walking towards me and turned into the toilet. Then, I heard the sound of peeing. This guy must not have closed the toilet door again.

I randomly wiped away the traces on the ground with tissue paper, and then threw the paper into the trash can behind the door, and finally cleaned up the mess. I just realized that Jiang Yingyu broke in just now and must have something to do with me. However, due to the incident just now, I am no longer embarrassed to ask her why she came to me.

Miao Ruyun told me: It turned out that Jiang Yingyu came to me because she wanted to change rooms and didn't want to live upstairs.

I didn't expect such an embarrassing thing to happen tonight. I don't know why, but I didn't look embarrassed in front of Miao Ruyun.

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