Chapter 48 There is a ghost

You are Hongxing Erke - "TwoBNo.1." - Zhang Deshuai's Quotations

Tuesday, August 2, 2011 Sunny

When I woke up at night, I felt uncomfortable. Zhang Deshuai is very responsible here to tell everyone that in fact, when he sleeps until he wakes up naturally, he is woken up by urine. Of course, you can choose not to wake up and dry the quilt the next day.

I picked up my mobile phone. It was still early, only 3 o'clock in the morning. I shook my dizzy skull, which seemed to be filled with cement, which was so heavy. I drank too much wine tonight.

The living room is rarely dark. Fortunately, I held my mobile phone and kept pressing the hang-up button. Immediately, the blue light lit up the room.

As soon as I got to the door of the toilet, I heard the sound of opening the door behind me. It turned out that Xiaoxue came out. Under the blue light, it is very attractive to watch her in Miao Ruyun's pajamas. However, Xiaoxue was obviously drunk, and her head was not very clear, so she came straight here.

Although I know gentlemanly demeanor and still think about women first, I can't care so much under the reminder of the satisfaction in my stomach. He opened the toilet door and rushed in. Without lifting the cushion of the toilet, he saw a column of water falling into the toilet in a precise posture.

When I was getting better, the toilet door was pulled open. Under this stimulation, the water column was no longer accurate and began to shake around. I twisted my body in an awkward position and watched the confused snow standing at the door of the toilet.

What's wrong with me? When I was self-retained last night, I was scolded as a hooligan by Jiang Yingyu; this morning when I went to the toilet, Miao Ruyun drove me out of the toilet, and Jiang Yingyu still scolded me as a hooligan. Now I'm going to the toilet, and Xiao Xue rushed in again. You want to see when you have time. You can feel it as much as you want. I'm happy to touch it, but now he is using it and doesn't have time.

I waited to hear another familiar "rogue", but I didn't hear it for a long time. I saw Xiaoxue with her mouth wide open and her eyes wide open. Then, she raped my ears with a female-specific treble: "Ah-" and then Xiaoxue became a servant. My body turned straight over, and I quickly reached out to help it. The water column immediately began to rotate and fall happily.

Then, a dark shadow flashed by. I thought about it and shouted, "I'm shameless. Didn't I have a meeting for you? Don't come out to scare people?"

With this shout, they immediately gathered at the door. The big tongue covered his eyes with his hand and shouted, "Search (shame) dead!" Search (shame) dead!" While looking at me through the cracks in my fingers.

"Xiaoji, Xiaoji!" I reacted and shouted immediately.

A white light flashed out, and Xiaoji squatted on the button of the toilet again. Then, the toilet cheered happily.

"Stupid dog, don't flush the toilet. There's a ghost coming." Looking at the chihuahua squatting on the toilet, I didn't get angry.

It doesn't matter if I scolded, and Xiaoji immediately jumped off the toilet. I bit my calf all of a sudden. As soon as I was in pain and couldn't stand still, I fell down. The unconscious snow also fell down with me.

I shouted just now and woke up everyone else in the room. One or two rushed over to see what was going on.

Jiang Yingyu looked at me like this: the trousers were not mentioned, Xiao Xue pressed on me, and there was a Chihuahua hanging on her calf. She scolded me again: "Holigan!"

It seems that I have fixed sex in her mind all my life - hooligan.

"Stupid dog, why did you bite me? Why don't you chase ghosts? His grandma, if you bite again, if you bite me again, you must cast off. As I scolded Xiaoji, I shook my legs and wanted to let go of Xiaoji's mouth. If I hadn't been reluctant to let go of Xiaoxue's two pieces of meat with both hands, I would have really pulled Xiaoji off me.

Xiaoji, the more I scold him, the happier he bites. This is really a milk (harmony) that can't be scolded.

"What are you still doing? Why don't you help Xiaoxue up? I can lift my trousers." I'm so angry.

"Faceless, your hands are not in the way." Jiang Yingyu kindly reminded me.

Although I am a big man and a 24K old man, I still know what shame is. Jiang Yingyu's kind reminder made me blush. I lay on the ground and defended, "I can't see that I'm holding Xiaoxue. If I don't trust her, she will fall to the ground."

"Gan go of your hand, hooligan!" Hearing my defense, Jiang Yingyu was a little annoyed. I wanted to come and help Xiaoxue up, but as soon as she came in, she happened to see my ** words still exposed outside, and blushed back. Pointing to me, he was so angry that he could not speak: "You...you...you hooligan!"

The big one is called a hooligan, and the small one is also called a hooligan. Can we be a little creative? My name is "Plumberman".

Miao Ruyun looked at me and laughed all the time, smiling with flowers and spring.

Finally, Zhang Dekai came over and helped Xiaoxue up. There was no soft feeling in my hand, so I pulled Xiaoji off. I am full of gratitude for it: with this bite, I know that Xiaoxue is also real. That shape, that texture, that feel, tut.

However, she kept scolding her: "stupid dog, stupid dog..."

Everyone was so busy that Xiao Xue woke up leisurely. As soon as she woke up, she shouted, "Ghost! Ghost!"

He was shameless and his big tongue came up and asked, "Where is the ghost?" Where is the ghost?"

Xiao Xue fainted when she saw the two of them.

I stared and began to scold them: "It will be in vain, huh? The document was delivered in vain, huh? I said don't come out to scare people. I forgot, huh?"

After the prestige, I remembered a very strange thing. Jiang Yingyu also saw them for the first time. Why didn't she want Xiaoxue to be like this?

"Why aren't you afraid?" I pointed to Jiang Yingyu and asked her.

After my question, everyone also turned their heads and stared at Jiang Yingyu.

In our doubtful eyes, Jiang Yingyu lowered his head, blushed, and whispered, "I'm a demon destroyer."

It was really unexpected for Jiang Yingyu to answer like this.

"Then why didn't you accept her?" I pointed to Miao Ruyun, and my mouth was fast for a moment.

"I can't beat her. Because I'm doing an internship." After saying that, Jiang Yingyu's face turned redder. Under the light, I looked at the blush on my face and kept reading Xu Zhimo's poem in my heart, "The gentlest is the gentleness of the bowing head, like the shyness of a lotus flower in the cool breeze."

"Oh, classmate, it's a pleasure to meet you. I'm a Taoist priest during the internship period. After saying that, I grabbed Jiang Yingyu's hand and shook it. Fate, it's so smooth.

Jiang Yingyu hurriedly pulled her hand out of my hand and stared at me with an indignant look.

When I was embarrassed, Xiaoxue woke up again and saved me. This time, Xiaoxue did not shout, but looked at us and kept asking, "Did you see it just now?" Did you see it just now? That woman's tongue is so long that it's so ugly.

Women are very strange. When they evaluate something, they will definitely fall on the appearance of that thing.

As soon as the big tongue heard Xiaoxue talking about her, he went up again: "Do you seem to be calling me?"

The big tongue suddenly appeared, and Xiaoxue was almost scared. However, she finally held on and began to ask us, "Did you see it just now? Did you see it just now?"

We all nodded firmly at the same time.

This time, Xiaoxue finally succeeded in fainting.

There was nothing we could do. Everyone began to work again, and Xiaoxue woke up again. The first thing she said when she woke up was, "I'm still alive?"

Everyone nodded again, and Xiaoxue closed her eyes. Old Cao was ready to go up and pinch people again. However, before old Cao's hand reached out, Xiaoxue turned her head to one side. It seems that Xiaoxue can't accept this reality for a while.

Seeing that Xiaoxue was still excited, we did not disturb her, but let Jiang Yingyu and Miao Ruyun accompany her. Old Cao and I went to the toilet to check some clues.

After some examination, old man Cao made three consecutive conclusions to me: first, the urine is yellow; second, there are traces on the cushion; third, Nima, the urine does not lift the cushion.

These three conclusions are correct. But, Nima, this is not the time to discuss this. You don't have to check it, I know.

"Nima, do I know I haven't peed all the time? Have you checked it out?" I didn't say it to old Cao angrily.

"Frequent urination and urgent urination, this is a disease." Zhang Dekai said.

"You have to take professional medicine to work." Old Cao continued

"Please use Qianliekang for a seven-day course of treatment." Finally, the two of them put on a two-way (harmonious) pose together.

Nima, it's an advertisement on the TV station. Nima, I'm still an original product, and I'm also asking you to take Antai.

Old Cao was checked again and got a message: there was really a ghost in the toilet just now. Is there still ghost in the toilet now?

As soon as I heard Mr. Cao say so, I quickly asked Xiaoji to call out. As soon as Xiaoji came out, I shouted at it: "Do you know that there was a ghost in the toilet just now? Do you know that you don't come out to help?

Xiaoji looked at me pitifully with tears in his eyes: "Was he sleeping just now?"

"What a cute Chihuahua!"

Before I finished speaking, Jiang Yingyu would rush over and hold Xiaoji from the ground to his arms. She rubbed Xiaoji miserably with her full breasts.

Looking at Xiaoji's meat hidden in Jiang Yingyu's chest, I scolded in my heart: "Dead dog, stupid dog, perky dog. You are cute, you are cute, you are cute. Meng Dai is Vietnamese. I have seen this word in Director Ao's video, which seems to mean ** words, otherwise it is the most advanced thing of ** words.)

After Xiaoxue calmed down a little, we told her the matter as it was. Looking at Xiaoxue's eyes, from doubt to disbelief to the final helplessness. I know that after this time, Xiaoxue's world outlook has changed. In fact, the change of a woman's worldview is very simple and needs that; while the change of a man's worldview is relatively complicated and requires thousands of frictions. To be precise, a few frictions are enough.