Chapter 49 Lanxiang Alumni Association

It is said that women spend paper on watching Korean dramas. In fact, men still spend paper on watching TV, but men watch Japanese love movies. - Quotations from Zhang Deshuai

Tuesday, August 2, 2011 Sunny

I rang the bell. In a while, the sloppy and sloppy came.

I told him the whole thing and asked him what was going on and why the ghost appeared with me.

He grabbed his head and thought for a moment before answering, "He may have come to visit. You see, people like to chat together. It's a nice day today. Ghosts also like to get together and ask how many people you scared or something today.

"You are the old man. Did you see a person who went straight to the toilet?" Hearing that, I didn't say it angrily.

"This may be a hobby. People may want to peep. Do you think there is still less content about peeping on the Internet? For example..." Regardless of the connection, there are several websites.

Oh, there are websites that I don't know. I'm busy asking Sa to speak slowly so that I can write it down.

I haven't seen him for two days, and the sloppy guy seems to be much more energetic. The beard was also hung, the back was combed, and the clothes were dressed decent.

As soon as the sloppy came in, he focused on Jiang Yingyu. He came to Jiang Yingyu and asked her, "Haven't graduated yet?"

Jiang Yingyu was obviously stunned. She didn't know why the sloppy asked her as soon as she came up. However, he nodded honestly.

Who is your mentor? Is the principal still the mentally retarded ancestor?" The sloppy asked Jiang Yingyu kindly.

Jiang Yingyu was obviously stunned by the question of the sloppy ghost. Not only Jiang Yingyu was stunned, but also I was stunned on the side. Why is the name of the mentally retarded ancestor so familiar? Suddenly, I thought of Master Yuantong, as well as the brothers Shen pregnancy and Shen disabled.

I hurriedly asked Old Cao to confirm: "Pregnant brother?"

At this time, old Cao was also stunned. He stared at me and said, "How do you know my original dow number?"

Nima, this is not cheating, this is cheating.

The thatched hut, Master Yuantong, the KFC family bucket, and the connection with chemistry, the dream I had on the bus yesterday suddenly flooded into my mind.

This is like, you dreamed of marrying Mr. Cang, but as soon as you lift the cover, you will find that she is Sister Feng. And when you said you dreamed, you saw that you were lifting the cover, and under the cover, it was exactly like Sister Feng.

This time, it was really my turn to be stunned, and a voice in my heart kept shouting, "Lord, Marx, this is not true, it's not true."

Old Cao came over and asked me, "How do you know my original Taoist name?" How do you know my original road number? I have never mentioned it to anyone after graduation?

I tried my best to set my mind and asked him, "Pregnancy, do you still remember Master Yuantong in the thatched hut?"

Hearing me say this, Cao's eyes were full of tears: "Is my master still alive? This is really a miracle of life."

He also has the miracle of life. As long as he is a Chinese, he is stir-fried in gutter oil, drinks melamine, and sultan is choked. He sits at home and is afraid of urban management. When walking on the road, he is afraid of meeting a piano player. It is a miracle of life when he takes a car and meets a train.

The conversation between me and Old Cao confused everyone in the room.

Old Cao asked me what was going on. So, I told him the dream I had on the bus yesterday. Of course, the content of "more chicken legs, more Tao" has been removed. Because of these contents, they are too profound for Xiaoxue.

When I said that Master Yuantong's master was the ancestor of the mentally retarded, Jiang Yingyu opened his mouth wide. Then, they gathered together and found that everyone came from the same school - Longhushan Lanxiang Senior Technical School. Zhang Deshuai stated here that Lan Xiang is different from Shandong Lan Xiang and does not teach excavators. If you still don't know, have you ever seen someone who teaches English in New Oriental teach you how to shake a big spoon?)

Old Cao later found the problem: "Why do you call me pregnant brother?"

I had no choice but to say my Taoist name Shen Can in my dream. It's strange that he was excited just now and said that he was bald.

"You have also studied in our school, brother, which class are you in?" Jiang Yingyu looked at me with eager eyes and said excitedly. This time, she no longer classified me as a hooligan.

"How can I go to such a high school as you? I only dreamed of it when I did the exercises. I answered honestly.

Let the three of them start discussing this answer again. Discuss whether I am their peers or not. Finally, old Cao said, "The handsome man is also from our school. His name is Meng Shu.

Dream teaching, I still have a dream (harmonious) legacy, what's the name of this?

"Now that's called correspondence." Xiaoxue is still smart and helped me answer it. After saying that, she began to look at me and ask, "I didn't expect you to be so self-motivated and still take correspondence after graduation?"

The key is, why don't I remember paying my tuition? These days, which school does not charge tuition fees? Really, the more reasonable it is, the more chaotic it is. Who shouted the 5,000 yuan in Zhao Benshan's sketch "Kung Fu"?

After this discussion, how did the ghost come in? Whether it came to visit or the toilet to peep was all messed up.

Miao Ruyun and Jiang Yingyu saw that it was late, so they went back to bed first. I remember that we are also organized people, so I'm ready to go back to the house to sleep.

At this time, Xiaoxue stopped me and said, "Handsome, can you tell me your story?"

"What are you talking about?" I yawned and walked to my room and said, "Besides, there's nothing to say."

"I'm a little scared." Xiaoxue sat on the sofa with her knees curled up in her pajamas. The chest looks bigger and bigger.

Looking at Xiaoxue's exposed white flowers, her legs that refused to move told me what I really thought. I can't figure out the white rice bowl for children to eat. Why are men so interested? Is this because men subconsciously have the Oedipus complex?

"It's too late. Why don't we talk about it tomorrow?" In the end, I resolutely walked to my room. Among the realized rice bowl and attachment to the rice bowl when I was a child, I chose the former. In fact, I know, what I want to say is, or you come here and we will have a long and in-depth conversation.

Lying on **, I turned over and over and couldn't sleep for a long time. I still wonder if Xiaoxue can understand my invitation. Although Xiaoxue didn't treat me as her boyfriend, I still had a good feeling for Xiaoxue in those years. I also feel it now.

Men will never forget the woman who can't get it; women will never forget the man who gives her satisfaction.

In **, I want to think about things. After thinking that Xiaoxue will leave tomorrow, we may never want to see each other again in this life; after thinking that Xiaoxue may still have feelings for me. After all, we have slept many times in a **. In the end, I gradually fell asleep...

"Application for disability, application for disability. Don't sleep during class. A voice woke me up.

I rubbed my eyes when I saw everything around me. Nima, Master Yuantong again.

"Why did you find me again?" I looked at Master Yuantong doubtfully.

"I'm not looking for you, but you're looking for me." Master Yuantong looked unfathomable.

I found you. I made up my mind yesterday to automatically drop out of school and go home to work as a migrant worker. I'm still looking for you and your mother (harmonious) approval.

"Shen Can, I told you that it's wrong to curse, and it's impossible to automatically drop out of school." Master Yuantong said to me with a smile.

I forgot that Master can see what I think in my heart.

"Master, why don't you teach me your skills?" I also envy the master's ability. With her, I will go back to see if Xiaoxue has feelings for me.

"Who is Xiaoxue?" Master couldn't help asking me.

I won't tell you with my mouth closed.

"Shen Can, if you don't tell me as a teacher, you will know as a teacher." After saying that, Master Yuantong began to calculate the addition of primary school: "Three seven get ten, four six get ten..."

"Oh, you have opened a room. You are still drunk. As your master, I am proud that you can stick to the rules of Taoism; however, as a man, I feel sad for you. You should know that there are several children as a teacher as you. The teacher will tell you the truth of picking up girls: 'When you are angry with others, bear with it and the sky is wide; when picking up girls, let them go and the building will be empty.'"

Nima, is there a master like you?

"Shen Can, your sister, tell you that you are not allowed to be a teacher again. Especially now I'm teaching you how to experience. Let me tell you the truth: Women are actually easy to be subdued.

Master Yuantong began to instill unhealthy thoughts in me again. What kind of Taoist priest do you think you are? You are a stupid (harmonious) fighter and a VIP among cheap (harmonious) people.

"Shen Can, damn it, I can't tell you that you can't abuse him as a teacher in class. It's easy to work hard to teach you, and it's not easy to talk about your tuition.

"Master, I want to ask you: What should I do before you are willing to let me go? As long as you are willing to let me go, I will do it in the west of the Sanzang mage area. I begged Master Yuantong.

Master Yuantong did not answer my question, but asked me, "Have you found a leader?"

"No, can you let me go when I find the leader?" I asked in a hurry. Such a master must take me to the fork in the road to success.

Yuantong nodded comfortably and looked at me with a smiling expression.

"Then you can tell me directly. If it's Wolong, I'll look at the thatched hut; if it's the old man in Yellowstone, I'll give him two old men's heads; if it's Ximenqing, I'll pick up Pan Jinlian for her..."

"The child can be taught, the child can be taught." Master Yuantong nodded and waved to me, "Shen Can, come here and tell you a few words: 'As long as you enter the Taoist gate, there are dragons and tiger mountains everywhere; as long as you learn spells wholeheartedly, you can see passers-by everywhere.'"

After saying this, Master Yuantong closed his eyes: "It's time for you to get up. If you don't get up, you will dry the mattress."