Chapter 52 First Day at Work

If you have a wife but go to the (harmonious) management, it's like a diner who enters a restaurant and chooses to eat instant noodles. This is a kind of sadness for diners and a kind of sadness for restaurants. - Zhang Deshuai's Quotations

Tuesday, August 2, 2011 Sunny

Old Cao and Zhang Dekai were shouted by Jiang Yingyu and Miao Ruyun and dealt with it in a daze. When they saw that I was besieged by two women, they immediately surrounded me with gloating.

Jiang Yingyu asked me angrily, "Why did you use my facial cleanser to brush the toilet?"

"I didn't use yours, Miao Ruyun's." I stretched out my neck and looked like a hero. As soon as I answered, I saw Miao Ruyun jump with anger.

"Then why do I lack a lot of facial cleanser?" Jiang Yingyu is still staring at me.

"That's for old Cao. I saw him secretly wash his face with your facial cleanser in the toilet." He shamelessly exposed Old Cao for fear that the world would not be chaotic.

With this shameless revelation, Jiang Yingyu immediately transferred her anger from me to old Cao: "Don't you wash your face? How to use mine?"

"I think you have such a big bottle, it's not much use. Sister, as you know, the senior brother also wants to be face outside. Sister, not to mention, your facial cleanser is very special. It is full of bubbles and tastes very special. Old Cao pretended to be innocent and said.

"You used a facial cleanser, and you used her shampoo. Let me tell you, what I took is the facial cleanser. Zhang Dekai said angrily. However, before he finished speaking, he immediately covered his mouth and stopped talking.

Hearing Zhang Dekai say this, not only Jiang Yingyu was furious, but also Miao Ruyun angrily joined her to question old Cao and Zhang Dekai. Their busy work relieved me.

Didn't you accuse me of playing with the toilet with facial cleanser at the beginning? Why did it move to old Cao and Zhang Dekai? In the face of anger, the difference between men and women is the gap between pistols and machine guns.

I sat at the table gloatingly, enjoying the witty words of the two women while eating breakfast comfortably. What can be happier in the world?

When I finished breakfast, Jiang Yingyu and Miao Ruyun also told them that they were almost done. Suddenly, I remembered one thing. We had been quarreling outside for so long, but Xiao Xue didn't move at all. Thinking of this, I quickly asked Miao Ruyun, "Where is Xiaoxue?"

"They left as soon as they left." Miao Ruyun replied.

"She didn't say anything?" Hearing Miao Ruyun's answer, I was inexplicably a little disappointed.

"No."

I didn't say anything. Although I thought of this result, Miao Ruyun's answer still made me add some melancholy. At the beginning, I also fantasized whether it was God's reward for me to see Xiaoxue again this time, which made some unspeakable stories happen between me and Xiaoxue. It seems that Xiaoxue is the beautiful meteor in my life after all. She crossed the beautiful moment in front of my eyes, but I regarded it as forever. Xiaoxue, why did you appear in my life again when I forgot you? Xiaoxue, why did you pick her up quietly when I put down my memories?

Seeing my distracted look, Miao Ruyun came over and asked with concern, "What's wrong?"

"It's okay." I answered pretending to be strong. Looking up, I tried to smile.

"Ah, I'm going to be late for work. I'll go first." Jiang Yingyu looked at the time on her mobile phone and hurried out. Before leaving, she didn't forget to take away half of her breakfast.

"Change your clothes quickly, we have to go. Isn't it good to be late for work on the first day? Jiang Yingyu's words also reminded Miao Ruyun.

Once again, when I saw the familiar "One Pillar Optimus Sky", I once again felt the pain from the inside out like a lovelorn - "sperty (harmonious) quiet (harmonious) pulses", commonly known as egg pain. In the future, I will stay in this building until I turn 60.

After coming to the company with Miao Ruyun, Miao Ruyun saw that I didn't know where to stay, so she called me to her office to sit for a while and wait for the personnel to come and arrange it for me.

Miao Ruyun poured me a cup of coffee and began to briefly introduce the situation in the company to me. There are two people in the company who can't be offended: one is the boss, and the other is Sister Zhao, who is in charge of personnel.

It's easy to say that you can't offend the boss, and the reason why Sister Zhao can't offend is that if a company has a woman who doesn't understand business but can manage you, and you are so busy that she yells at you. If she is in charge of finance, she must be the boss's wife; if she doesn't care about finance, she is the second boss's wife. . And Sister Zhao is the second boss's wife of our company. I didn't say that she is a concube. Can literary youth say such vulgar words?

Sister Zhao is a god-like figure in our company. It is said that Sister Zhao is a god-like person because she doesn't know computers. Anyway, if you give Sister Zhao a txt, she can be as busy as Columbus found the New World for a few days. You said that the advertising company doesn't understand computers, just like when a person enters a brothel and takes off his trousers and finds out that he is a civil servant who has just come out of the palace.

Sister Zhao, your favorite way of working is low-carbon office, take a small notebook. It is full of remembering which one spoke ill of her and which one complained about the boss.

Miao Ruyun was introducing her. She took a look through the window and whispered, "Sister Zhao is here. I'll tell her first. You can wait here for a while." After saying that, Miao Ruyun hurried by.

After a while, Miao Ruyun returned to the office. She said to me with a smile, "You are in our group now. Come on, I'll take you to meet your new colleague first. After knowing each other, you can go to Sister Zhao to receive new employee training.

Miao Ruyun took me to the middle of a group of cramps. As soon as the people in the grid saw Miao Ruyun coming, they were in a hurry. After they calmed down and returned to the normal working interface on the computer desktop, Miao Ruyun introduced her future colleagues to me.

"This is Zeng Kefan, this is Zhang Deshuai."

"Hello, call me Xiao Zeng." A young man with glasses stood up.

"This is Hao Min, this is Zhang Deshuai."

"Hello." A few little girls with freckles on her face turned her head and said.

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After introducing her colleagues, Miao Ruyun waited for me to come to an empty grid. She pointed to the table and said to me, "Here is your place in the future." You clean up first, and then go to the personnel department to find Sister Zhao. Remember what I just said. Finally, Miao Ruyun didn't forget to tell me again.

I gently knocked on the door of the personnel manager, but there was no reply. I knocked again, but there is still nothing in it. When I was about to turn around and walk, there was a sound from inside, "Please come in!"

As soon as I entered, I saw Sister Zhao busy looking for something on the table. At first glance, she was pretending to be busy. She looked up, looked at me and asked, "Who are you new?"

"Hello, Sister Zhao, my name is Zhang Deshuai, a new employee." I said with a smile.

"Sister Zhao, am I that old?" Hearing my words, Sister Zhao immediately became angry.

As long as you don't look at Sister Zhao's face, Sister Zhao is not old. As long as you look at that face, you think that what you call her sister is chaotic (harmonious).

"Manager Zhao." I wisely chose a neutral name.

"In the future, please call me Zhao Jie. Don't always call me manager. It seems raw, okay?!" Sister Zhao had a disgusting smile on her face. It's okay if she doesn't smile. The paint on her face fell off with a smile, just like a white face, and the table soon became a layer. After she finished laughing, she put the material in her hand on the table and pointed to the material: "This is the company's rules and regulations. Take it back for research first." In fact, the material has always been in front of her.

"Yes, Manager Zhao." I respectfully picked up the white powdered material from the table with both hands.

"Remember, Zhao Jie." I heard that my name is Manager Zhao. Sister Zhao is a little angry again. She stretched out her finger and knocked on the material. The white powder attached to the material floated up. They floated in the air and scattered everywhere. Some of them penetrated into my nostrils and made my nose itchy.

When I was about to say "Yes, Zhao Jie", some white powder drilled in. This time, I couldn't help it and sneezed comfortably. Some saliva shot straight out at a high speed, some of which hit Sister Zhao's face. I apologized quickly: "I'm sorry, Zhao Jie. I didn't mean to."

"Remember, it's Zhao Jie, not Sister Zhao. Am I as old as you said? Sister Zhao said harshly.

I said softly in my heart: I was talking about Zhao Jie just now. However, there was still an apology.

"Okay, okay, go out quickly. Now I feel angry when I see you. How many times have you taught it, but you can't teach it? It's so stupid. Sister Zhao waved her hand. I came out as if I had been granted an amnesty.

I began to study with the materials that Sister Zhao just gave me. There is nothing to study about the company's rules and regulations. It has been said that in the past, it was not allowed to be late or absent from work.

Before I finished reading these rules and regulations, Miao Ruyun came over. She tapped gently on my table: "Come with me!"

As soon as I entered Miao Ruyun's office, Miao Ruyun asked me, "Listen to the tone, did you just offend Sister Zhao?"

The pronunciation of Sister Zhao and Zhao Jie is too difficult to distinguish. I call her Zhao Jie, and she always says that I call her Sister Zhao. I said a little aggrievedly.

"Nothing. Sister Zhao, are you going to be awesome? Who made you a newcomer?" Miao Ruyun continued to ask me, "Have you finished reading the company's rules and regulations?"

I nodded.

"Okay, will I start my training for you now? In fact, there is no training. You have been in the advertising agency before. Miao Ruyun still took out a document and handed it to me. "You can take these things back and have a look first."

After receiving the file, I just wanted to leave, but I remembered a question and asked, "Didn't you see it this morning?"