Chapter 51 Brush the toilet

It is said that happiness is in their own hands, but this happiness is too fucking paper-consuming. - Zhang Deshuai's quotation

Tuesday, August 2, 2011 Sunny

Master Yuantong's words made me wake up immediately. You can't choose to dry the mattress the next day because you are greedy for the comfort of the bed. Men can't be greedy for a moment.

When I woke up, I knew that Master was really worthy of Master. At this time, the alarm also rang at the right time, which shocked me.

As soon as I went out, I saw Miao Ruyun with loose hair, like a female ghost. No matter how beautiful a woman is, don't look at her when she first gets up. This is why men like other people's wives. When did you see other people's wives lazily wearing their hair when they first got up?

Looking at Miao Ruyun's appearance, I knowingly asked, "Get up?"

Miao Ruyun nodded and rushed into the toilet for a moment. In a while, there was a loud sound of water flowing inside.

You must be wrong, because Miao Ruyun is washing her face inside. However, under the stimulation of the sound of water, the lower part of my body is getting higher and higher. Note that it is just rising, not getting bigger and bigger. Why does the explanation become more and more chaotic?

I stood at the door of the toilet with my legs between my legs and shouted inside, "Let me in, let me in!"

"Rougan!" A delicate shout behind his back. Needless to say, it must be Jiang Yingyu.

Hearing my voice, Miao Ruyun shouted inside, "Am I washing my face?"

"You can't wash it later. I have to go to the bathroom." **The pressure is getting stronger, and the dam can hardly stop the flood. Now I can't help clamping my legs and pinching the bottom with my hands. I can even feel a few floods penetrating through the cracks in the dam.

In my heart, I cursed Miao Ruyun, who was still washing my face in such a hurry to pee; for a while, I cursed Master Yuantong, knowing that I was in a hurry to pee and didn't let me finish class quickly, and gave me some mysterious words.

Finally, the sound of water inside stopped, and Miao Ruyun came out with a smile. As soon as she came out, she saw my hand pinching underneath and asked with concern, "Is it broken?"

I stared at Miao Ruyun coldly and didn't care about talking, so I rushed in and couldn't even close the door. Immediately, the dam opened and the flood gushed out. When I first started to feel good, the door of the toilet opened again. Miao Ruyun came in, but the door was not closed. What's going on today? First Xiaoxue, and this time Miao Ruyun?

I quickly squeezed the waterway with my hand and shouted to Miao Ruyun, "Can you come in later? Can't you see what I'm doing?"

"I didn't look at you. Besides, you won't suffer any losses anyway!" Miao Ruyun replied with a smile. However, her eyes did not fall on me, but found something on the washstand.

I turned my head and thought about it, and what Miao Ruyun said made sense. Hearing this, I will let go of my hand. The flood was unstoppable and began to flow again.

"Ah, you don't lift the cushion when you pee?" Miao Ruyun suddenly said behind me.

"Nimma, did you say you didn't see it?" This time, I was really angry. She said she didn't look at it. How did she know that I didn't lift the cushion?

When Jiang Yingyu heard Miao Ruyun's words, he ran to the toilet. When she came over, I was swinging comfortably. The plumber also beats with the pendulum.

Don't forget that Miao Ruyun was behind my body, and she could only see that the cushion was not lifted. Jiang Yingyu is different. She stands at the door, that is, on the side. Now, she can see it at a glance. You can see not only the cushion of the toilet, but also the light of water droplets on the cushion. I don't know what else she can see.

This time, Jiang Yingyu did not say anything more, but walked away with a blush. As soon as she walked away, I got angry with Miao Ruyun: "Okay, Miao Ruyun, didn't you say you didn't watch it? If you don't look, how do you know that I didn't lift the cushion?

"Aren't I looking for my contact lenses just now?" After saying that, Miao Ruyun picked up the box containing contact lenses and shook it in front of me.

In fact, Miao Ruyun wears contact lenses because although Miao Ruyun has turned into an adult, her pupils, like cats, will change with the intensity of light. Therefore, in order to hide this, Miao Ruyun wears contact lenses.

"Can't you come in later?" At first, I said loudly, but when I stared at Miao Ruyun's unwearing breasts, my voice became smaller and smaller. Just kidding, that's 37D. Before such a combination of numbers and letters, all my anger will disappear.

Miao Ruyun did not answer, but straightened her chest forward again. I can even feel the two grapes suppressing and shouting inside. Miao Ruyun followed my eyes and knew what I was looking at. She didn't look angry at all. Instead, she said with a smile, " morality!"

Miao Ruyun immediately woke me up when she said this. I coughed a few times to hide the embarrassment in my heart. I hurriedly said to Miao Ruyun, "Can't I clean the toilet when you go out?"

Hearing that I was going to clean the toilet, Miao Ruyun did not object, but turned out. When Miao Ruyun turned around, my heart beat wildly a few times, remembering Su Shi's "looking like a peak on the side of the mountain". By the way, aren't they tired of holding up such a big two pieces all day?

When Miao Ruyun went out, I still worked hard to clean the toilet.

This cleaning doesn't matter. I found a very serious phenomenon, that is, there are some yellow and white things on the wall of the toilet. Look at the trash can next to the toilet, in which lies Zhang Jiebai Angel. It's just that the angel is not white now, but stained with blood.

Here, I still need to introduce the toilet. The toilet in Zhang's small building is a relatively old kind of toilet, and the sewer is relatively small, so ordinary garbage cannot be thrown into the toilet, but in the garbage can next to the toilet.

This one must be new, but who owns it? Is it Miao Ruyun? Or Jiang Yingyu? Or Xiao Xue?

I can't say it yet, but it shouldn't be Miao Ruyun. She has a good temper these two days. Besides, will her period take care of cats? That may be Jiang Yingyu's. It is said that women will come to a place in advance because they are unconvinced. I analyze that this is not because of unconvinced soil and water. You see, animals like to leave something of their own in a strange environment, such as urine and so on. Next time you go there, you will know. Oh, I've been here. And people's sense of smell is not sensitive, so women can only leave this thing. Next time I go to this place, my aunt will tell her that you have been here, and I am familiar with it.

While brushing the toilet, I was complacent about my great discovery. If I cast such an article for Nature and Science, do you think they will give me a Nobel Prize or something?

However, this may also be Xiaoxue's. After all, I don't have enough evidence now. I haven't mastered the rules of Xiaoxue. Anyway, we should beware of Jiang Yingyu these two days.

The woman whose period comes to visit is the same as the members of the terrorist organization. The only difference is that members of terrorist organizations can also give you a chance to reform.

In the end, I endured the nausea and cleaned the toilet thoroughly.

The current toilet is shining in the light and emits a fragrance from time to time. That's because I mixed Miao Ruyun's facial cleanser, moisturizing lotion and so on, and then used them to clean the toilet.

I stood up and appreciated my masterpiece with satisfaction. Then he shouted proudly, "I finished brushing the toilet!"

Miao Ruyun came in, glanced at the toilet and said, "Well, it's good. It's worth rewarding." Then, she sniffed a few more times and said, "Why is there still a smell? Slightly fragrant?"

"That's the love added when playing with the toilet." I'm busy answering. I played with Miao Ruyun's facial cleanser, which can't be known to Miao Ruyun. In case the owner of the blood angel lying in the trash can is really her, I will have to run to Sudan and ask them to detain me.

Miao Ruyun stared at me with a doubtful eye. She probably knew that no matter how much love I added, I couldn't brush the toilet out the fragrance.

I smiled, leaned over Miao Ruyun's ear and whispered, "Actually, I used Jiang Yingyu's facial cleanser. Who let her always call me a hooligan?"

This answer makes Miao Ruyun temporarily satisfied. She smiled, punched me and said with a smile, "You are a hooligan yourself." Then she said, "Go out first. I'm going to the bathroom?"

As soon as I went out, I heard a horrible voice in the toilet: "Zhang Deshuai!"

I shouted in my heart: Shit, things have been exposed. Then, I ran to my room.

The door of the toilet was suddenly pulled open behind me. Miao Ruyun must have come out angrily.

As soon as I ran two steps, I slammed into a soft ball of things. It turned out that Miao Ruyun grabbed me with vigorous skills.

Jiang Yingyu looked at me and Miao Ruyun with great interest at the table. Now, she must be eager for me to scratch her face with a hundred claws by Miao Ruyun.

Miao Ruyun stood in front of me with her eyebrows, pointed to my nose and said, "Okay, Zhang Deshuai, you said you played with Jiang Yingyu's facial cleanser, but used my Estee Lauder. You know, it's a limited edition.

Jiang Yingyu's face was no longer proud, but immediately rushed to me and shouted at me: "What? Did you play with the toilet with my facial cleanser? Feelings, she ate the word "I said" in Miao Ruyun's original words in the morning.

"I didn't play with your facial cleanser." I protested in a low voice.

"If you still dare to speak hard, you are a rogue." Jiang Yingyu began to criticize me again without any new intention. This time, Miao Ruyun also nodded on the side to express her approval of Jiang Yingyu's point of view. The two women soon stood on the same front.