Chapter 54 Catching Ghosts

Don't shout "where" and "nowhere" all day long. For those women who have died in their stomachs and are not married, we should affectionately call them "the deputy". - Zhang Deshuai's quotation

Tuesday, August 2, 2011 Sunny

As soon as I got out of the elevator, I saw Xiao Xue. She is sitting quietly on the sofa in the hall, waiting for me to get off work. This is just like the ancient coquettish people praised as "quiet as a virgin". However, I still need to verify whether Xiaoxue is a virgin or not.

Xiao Xue, whose real name is Chen Xue, is a local. Family situation, unknown. Social relations are unknown. What kind of underwear do you like? Thinking about my days with Xiaoxue, I don't know anything except some basic knowledge of her body. Don't say "love her, just help her stop her period", I don't even know when Xiaoxue's aunt will come. I really failed to be a boyfriend.

When Xiaoxue saw me coming down, she immediately ran over. She grabbed me and walked out the door without waiting for me to speak. The colleagues who came out with me opened their eyes and stared at me. I guess they envy my life now: women can't wait to pull away after work. Then, omit thousands of words here, hehe.

Xiao Xue couldn't help pulling me to walk, and my heart finally calmed down. Xiao Xue, whom I am familiar with, is back. The "crazy rabbit" Xiaoxue, she came back.

As soon as I got out of the hall, I asked Xiaoxue, "What's the matter with me today?"

Xiao Xue told me her story in the taxi. It turned out that Xiaoxue's own Zhang's small building went straight home after she left. When she woke up at noon, Samoyed at home kept screaming at her. At first, Xiaoxue thought Samoyed was uncomfortable. When she went over and took a look, there was a dark shadow attached to Samoyed's body. When she took a closer look, the shadow actually showed a smiling face to her. This smiling face scared Xiao Xue. Xiaoxue rubbed her eyes again, and she couldn't see the shadow. Xiaoxue also doubted whether she was overworked and dazzled. When she sat in front of the computer to check some information, Samoyed ran over again and lay behind Xiaoxue. When Xiaoxue felt thirsty and wanted to pour a glass of water, she saw the shadow on the dog's back. This time, the shadow did not move, as if it were asleep. This time, Xiao Xue knew that she was not dazzle, but that she really bumped into a ghost. However, no matter what Xiaoxue said to her parents, her parents firmly believed that it was not Xiaoxue who saw a ghost, but Xiaoxue's brain was covered. So, Xiaoxue thought of me. She thought that I was a Taoist priest (I added a temporary sentence on the side) and asked me to go and catch ghosts for her.

When Xiaoxue said this, I remembered a serious problem. That is, although I am a Taoist priest, I can't catch ghosts. It's like I like pork very much, but I won't necessarily kill pigs; I like watching Mr. Cang's love films, but I will never ask Mr. Cang to be my girlfriend. At that time, it will be troublesome for her to register. She doesn't have a household registration. How can our child go to the nursery? How expensive is a better nursery these days? However, when I looked at Xiaoxue's pitiful and helpless eyes, I didn't tell her the truth.

Xiao Xue saw that I didn't say anything and asked me, "What's the matter? Is there a problem?"

"No problem." I said firmly. Men can't say no. I quickly asked Xiaoxue again, "What did I call your parents in the past? Do you want to change your words? Also, let's make a good first. Do you want to spend the night? If I spend the night, where will I live?

"Do you want to die?" Hearing my question, Xiaoxue knocked on my head fiercely.

"Xiaoxue, in fact, I..." I think it's better not to deceive Xiaoxue and tell her that I won't catch ghosts, but I know how to catch ghosts. In case it is revealed again, won't it be more despised by Xiaoxue?

"What's wrong with you?"

Xiao Xue's question swallowed my hard-won courage again. I quickly changed my words and said, "Actually, what do I want to say about my past? Do you want to say 'Insurable Tianzun' first?"

Xiao Xue answered me, "Are you looking for a pump?" Then Xiaoxue told me that my current identity is Xiaoxue's good friend, a lawyer and a part-time mage. Xiaoxue also repeatedly told me not to reverse it at that time. If I were a mage, she would be miserable as a part-time lawyer.

I can understand Xiaoxue's words. If Xiaoxue introduced me to me as a mage, I guess Xiaoxue must be sent to Gele Mountain by her parents. This is the difference between "law". However, I still asked Xiaoxue, "Why do you say I'm a lawyer?"

"Because my parents want me to find a lawyer as a boyfriend." Xiaoxue replied.

After listening to Xiaoxue's answer, a sense of sweetness gushed out in my heart. Xiaoxue said, is she hinting at me something?

Before I was beautiful enough, the taxi driver suddenly stepped on the brakes. My head hit hard on the back of the chair in the front seat, which was hot. It turns out that Xiaoxue's home has arrived.

Huangshaxi, known as the second rich district of Beiqiu City. In fact, everyone knows that the real rich people live in the main city.

In the elevator, I asked Xiaoxue, "What do your parents do?" I thought to myself, in case her parents start a big company, I will start from Xiaoxue.

"What are you doing?" Xiaoxue answered warily.

"Good." At this time, my face must be full of obscene smiles.

Xiao Xue didn't say anything, but directly gave me a leg lift. I immediately deeply realized that there was a pain that was uncontrollable from the outside to the inside and from the inside to the outside.

I came to Xiaoxue's house trembling. The living room is okay. Although it is not as retro and humanistic as the living room of my detached villa, it is still clean and neat. A large coffee table is placed in the middle of the living room, which is not like my single villa, a square wooden table, which has a sense of historical precipitation. The only thing that is better than Xiaoxue's living room is that there is a plasma TV with more than 50 inches on the wall, which is 21 inches larger than mine. Looking at the TV on the wall, I got angry. I thought angrily: When I have money, I will buy a TV as big as a wall and a touch screen. I envy you so much.

When we came, Xiaoxue's parents were sitting in the living room watching TV. Seeing us coming, Xiaoxue's mother greeted me first and asked me, "Are you the good friend mentioned by Xiaoxue?"

I first kindly called "Auntie" and then showed the brightest smile, which was an admission. However, I could clearly see that when Xiaoxue's mother looked at me, the expression of disappointment quickly covered the whole face from her eyes. And Xiaoxue's father has always been not cold to me.

I sat on the sofa and chatted casually with Xiaoxue's parents. Through chatting, I know that Xiaoxue's father is an engineer in a company, and her mother is a department manager in another company. Most importantly, through observation, I understand that Xiaoxue looks like her mother, not her father. If Xiaoxue looks like her father, with a square Chinese face and a beard. I would rather have human beings become extinct than run to catch her ghosts.

While we were chatting, Xiaoxue ran over and urged me to get down to business quickly. Although Xiaoxue's parents clearly expressed their dissatisfaction with me, they still showed a certain interest when they heard that I wanted to catch ghosts.

This time, it embarrass me. The key is that I can't catch ghosts. Isn't this Taoist priest temporary?

However, I turned my eyes and counted my mind. I stood up and asked Xiaoxue, "Where was the last time you saw that shadow?"

"In my room." After saying that, Xiaoxue pointed to her house cooperatively.

"I'm going to your house to investigate first." I said pretentiously.

Xiao Xue obediently took me to her room. Samoyed, who Xiaoxue heard, was still lying in her room. Xiaoxue is right. There is indeed a shadow attached to the dog's back. However, the shadow did not move, which seemed to be not aggressive. Otherwise, it would have jumped out of the TV series.

"Can you avoid it first?" I turned around and said to Xiaoxue's family.

At this time, they were all stared. What's wrong?" Xiaoxue also asked me doubtfully.

"This Taoist priest..."

As soon as I answered, I aroused Xiaoxue's father's suspicion: "Well, didn't Xiaoxue say that you were a part-time mage?" After saying that, her father also took a look at Xiaoxue.

"It's the same. They are all ghosts, with different names, but the division of labor is the same. I was busy explaining. After explaining, I began to say, "Well, I'm afraid that it would be bad if I accidentally hurt your two elders when I cast spells too much."

As soon as they left, I locked the door and immediately ran to Xiaoxue's computer. As soon as I turned on the computer, I saw a dialog box on the computer: Please enter the password. Xiaoxue, your sister, you asked me to enter the password. When I tried Xiaoxue's birthday and my birthday, there were some commonly used passwords, and the computer still prompted me: Please enter the password. Password, password your mother (harmony) approval.

Finally, I still asked Xiaoxue at the wrong voice, "Xiao Xue, what's the password of your computer?"

This question obviously aroused Xiaoxue's suspicion. I heard Xiaoxue shouting in the living room, "Why are you driving my computer?"

"I'm looking for a spell to catch ghosts." How smart I am, the answer blurted out immediately. At this time, I heard a whisper in the living room.

Finally, Xiaoxue's voice came over: "34C." However, the sound is a little strange.

As soon as I entered the password, I heard the familiar boot sound of XP. Soon, I realized the combination of numbers and letters. Shit, this is really a surprise. Catching ghosts can also catch Xiaoxue's bust. This is really

However, I didn't stay in this vulgar stage for too long, but got down to business. I entered the following content in Baidu: How to catch ghosts?

Then, I looked contemptuously at the shadow behind me: Humph, you will look good soon!