Chapter 55 Ghost Hunt

Don't feel uneasy about your sexual orientation. It's 2012. What else do you care about? - Zhang Deshuai's quotation

Tuesday, August 2, 2011 Sunny

The results I searched with Baidu are very disappointing. It's all about telling me how to catch ghosts in the game. It's like a guy living in a hotel listening to the sound of a shower in the bathroom and just swallowed a Wan (harmonious) Aike, but you immediately gave him a sedative in the wrong direction.

After searching, I couldn't help sighing: Baidu is not omnipotent. However, the ghost still needs to be caught.

I ran over, but Xiaoxue's Samoyed was motionless, and even the dark shadow attached to its back was quiet. I poked the dark shadow with my hand, but it was empty. This is the first time I have encountered this situation. Generally speaking, this shadow must know that I am observing it and why it is still motionless.

When I was wondering, a colic came from my stomach. I suddenly opened the door. Xiaoxue immediately got up and asked me nervously, "What? Did the ghost catch it?"

I scratched my head and said shyly, "No, I'll go to the toilet first. Where is your toilet? Is it a little spicy in the company today?

Although Xiaoxue stared at me, she finally pointed to the other side of the room. As soon as I closed the door of the toilet, I heard Xiaoxue's mother counting Xiaoxue: "Look at what kind of friend you are looking for. I've been doing it for a long time. Not to mention ghosts, I didn't even ask to catch a ghost?"

This time, you must succeed. Otherwise, if Xiaoxue's mother leaves a bad influence on me, how can I make friends with Xiaoxue in the future?

Suddenly, I thought of Old Cao. His grandma, what else do I have to find on the Internet? Just ask Mr. Cao directly. He is a real Taoist priest. Just because of his performance on the day of his rebirth, he knew that he must have caught ghosts and how to catch ghosts.

I took out the phone and broadcast it to Mr. Cao: "Mr. Cao, tell me how to catch ghosts?"

There was a very noisy voice on the other side of the phone, and I heard a woman laughing presumptuously. I doubt what old Cao is doing. Is he saving those good women who have fallen into the grave of love?

After a while, I heard Old Cao's voice: "Little handsome, what's wrong?"

I hurriedly told the situation here to Mr. Cao in the most concise words, and then asked Mr. Cao, "What should I do now to subdue that ghost?"

"Do you know Taoism?" Old Cao did not answer my question first, but asked me back.

"No." I answered him sincerely. I thought to myself, Nima, what else should I ask you to do when I know it? I went to a "Taishang Laojun is as anxious as a law" in the morning. At that time, Xiaoxue was grateful to me. Xiaoxue's mother appreciated me. Xiaoxue's father praised me for being young and future, and then asked me if I had a girlfriend. When he knew that I didn't have a girlfriend, he took my hand and insisted on marrying his daughter to me.

"Then will you die?" Suddenly, I heard old Cao cursing me on the phone.

I was so angry that I scolded old Cao: "Old Cao, your father's. I don't know Taoism, so you don't have to curse me to die, do you?

Old Cao was busy explaining to me again. It turns out that he wants to tell me that ghosts and these things are afraid of dirty things, such as dog-blooded people's shit and urine. Finally, old Cao also asked me, "Do you want me to go there later? I'll take a taxi when you say the place. However, it was agreed first. Did you pay me for the taxi fare? Also, I'll go there later. I'm busy now?"

Then, I heard a woman over there asking old Cao with a smile: "Who are you calling?" Is it for your wife?"

Before I could speak, old Cao said, "I'll hang up first. Is there an emergency here? Call me again if you need anything?" After saying that, there was a "dudu" sound on the phone.

I stood up and looked at the toilet. What idea did old Cao have for me to use this? These days, the underworld doesn't touch shit, which is too dirty. Besides, if I use this, Xiaoxue's father must kick me out. Well, forget it and figure it out again. If it really doesn't work, just talk to the dark shadow and let him live in another place.

"Xiao Ji." I shouted casually. A white light flashed from the jade pendant. Then, I saw Xiaoji lying on the toilet tank. This time, it did not squat on it, so there was no water to flush out of the toilet.

When I saw Xiaoji, my heart was moved: Zhang Deshuai, your sister, guarding a ghost-catching guy, you still asked Baidu, just like opening a massage parlor and going out to play. Resources are seriously wasted.

"Xiao Ji, wake up. There is sugar this time. I went to stab Xiaoji.

It turned over on the water tank and then fell asleep.

"Xiao Ji, wake up. There are full breasts to ** you." I said softly.

This time, Xiaoji stood up. I heard the toilet make a "sting" sound and flushed. Looking at Xiaoji's eyes looking around, I was angry: Tianshi, what kind of mythical beast have you always given me? You sleep all day long and often bite me, and the most hateful thing is to grab the beautiful woman's breasts.

"Don't go back? There is really something wrong this time. After the task is completed, I asked Miao Ruyun to use her 37D to** you well?" I discussed it with Xiaoji.

As soon as he heard that it was Miao Ruyun's, Xiaoji nodded quickly and said to me seriously, "Is it Miao Ruyun, not Jiang Yingyu's?"

Nima, you can still distinguish it clearly. I nodded quickly. Then, I watched Xiaoji jump off the water tank happily.

Xiaoxue's father saw me and Xiaoji take me to the living room and asked me in surprise, "How did this dog come from? You learned it from Liu Qian, right? Before I answered, I heard Xiaoxue's father say to himself, "If you don't perform well in the Spring Festival Gala, what kind of movie are you going to Japan to shoot?"

Xiao Xue's father's words, as a person who has seen many love movies - I immediately reacted. I said to Xiaoxue's father, "Is Mr. Bi still going to Japan to make movies? Why can't Liu Qian go?"

"Don't fool me. That's Ken Yamagata, I know." As soon as he heard me say this, Xiaoxue's father began to refute me.

"Yamagata Ken? Who is Ken Yamagata? Xiaoxue was a little confused when she heard our conversation, so she asked. It seems that Xiaoxue is also very exploreable in this regard. I like it very much.

"Yamagata is a movie star and has made a lot of good pictures..." I was explaining to Xiaoxue when I saw Xiaoxue's father staring at me harshly and stopped talking. I know that Xiaoxue's father doesn't want to say this in front of Xiaoxue. Xiaoxue's father's sex education for Xiaoxue is an ethical issue, but my sex education for Xiaoxue is a great love. He is also a man, whose identity changes, and his ethics changes into love.

"What's wrong with this Chihuahua?" Xiaoxue's father quickly changed the topic.

"This is not Chihua, this is Xiaoji." I replied.

"You are not a dog if you change your name." Xiaoxue's mother took over the conversation again.

"How many times have I said that I'm not a Chihuahua?" Xiaoji was a little angry when he heard that we were arguing about its identity.

As soon as Xiaoji opened his mouth, Xiaoxue's parents opened their mouths wide. If there were no ears to block them, they could grin to the back of their heads. They pointed to Xiaoji and stammered, "It...it..."

"Now I believe I'm here to catch ghosts, right?" I looked at Xiaoxue's parents happily, and what I wanted was this amazing effect.

They nodded quickly. After a while, they reacted and their mouths returned to normal.

Xiao Xue's father came over and asked me with a smile, "It's not a dog. What is that?"

"I'm a dragon." Xiaoji suddenly jumped on the sofa, got into Xiaoxue's arms, and poked out his head to answer.

"Oh, oh." Xiaoxue's father nodded and said, "It's still a dragon seed."

"Go, hurry up, and there are still business to do?" I hurried over, pulled Xiaoji out of Xiaoxue's arms, and prepared to walk to Xiaoxue's room. By the way, I sighed again: there is no chest pad.

"Wait, Xiao Zhang, I want to ask you?" Xiaoxue's mother stopped me quickly. This time, she even changed her name. It seems that my status in her heart has suddenly been improved.

"Auntie, what's the matter?" I hugged Xiaoji and asked Xiaoxue's mother.

"Auntie, I recently bought two stocks. Will you show your aunt whether they are going up or down?

"Auntie, I can only catch ghosts and can't tell fortunes. Well, I'll introduce you to a fortune-telling person later. I replied.

"I want to see how you catch ghosts?" Xiaoxue suddenly jumped up from the sofa. I can see the shaking of my chest a few times, and my heart beating up and down with the shaking.

As soon as we opened the door of the snowy room, Samoyed, who was lying on the ground, jumped up.

"Close the door quickly." I hurriedly shouted at the back.

Xiao Xue's father closed the door all of a sudden. I put Xiaoji on the ground, and Xiaoji ran to Samoye.

Although Samoyed was several times bigger than Xiaoji, he saw Xiaoji and retreated vigorously. Until it retreated to the corner and could not retreat, Samoyed stared at Xiaoji, and his eyes were full of fear.

"Xiaoji, bite it, ** it." I shouted loudly in my heart.

And Xiaoji did not rush up, but squatted in front of Samoyed and said majestically, "Do you recognize me?"

Samoyed nodded quickly.

"Are you afraid of me?" Xiaoji asked happily.

"Afraid." Samoyed suddenly opened his mouth. With this mouth, I can feel Xiaoxue and his family jumping up. It is understandable that if this dog is raised by me, it will come over one day and tell me that it wants to eat bones. I have to tie it up and sell tickets for everyone to visit.

However, it's much easier for it to talk now. Being able to speak means that we have room for negotiation. If it is a dog, I told him to abide by the principles of the underworld, be proud of not breeding trouble, and be ashamed of scaring people. It barked at me, how can we communicate? Communication means that both sides have to flow body fluids. Here, body fluids refer to saliva, don't think about it.)

Now watching Xiaoji suppress the shadow, I also came over and asked him, "What are you?"

Samoyed began to say. It turned out that this dark shadow was a dog meat hot pot before his death. He killed countless dogs in his life. After his death, he was sentenced by the underworld to attach to the dog, so that he also accepted the pain of being killed. Later, he was attached to a stray dog and sunbathe outside all day. One day, Xiaoxue's Samoyed wandered outside and met this stray dog. At a glance, Samoyed was a domestic dog. He was thinking that it would be better to blow the air conditioner at home and attach itself to Samoyed instead of being caught in the wind and rain outside.

At the end, Samoyed also pleaded, "I didn't want to hurt anyone!" Even if the hostess saw me, I didn't think about what to do to her. In fact, I just want to accept the punishment, then successfully register and be reincarnated. After saying that, Samoyed's eyes shed tears.

I stood up, looked at Xiaoxue's family and asked them, "What should I do?" Why don't I take him back first? I guess you don't always feel at ease when he is here?"

As soon as I heard that I would take Samoyed back, Xiaoxue's parents nodded quickly.

"Can you go with me?" I said to the dark shadow.

"Please don't kill me?" As soon as the shadow heard me, he hurriedly begged. Samoyed also began to kowtow to me.

"Don't worry, I won't kill you. I'll go back and see if I can surpass you?"

"Really?" Samoyed suddenly raised his head.

I nodded and thought to myself: Anyway, it's for Mr. Cao to contribute. Didn't he still want to surpass the person who jumped off the building? Let's count the bundled super degree. Let's have a group purchase price.

As soon as the shadow took away from Samoyed, I saw that Samoyed was no longer afraid, but looked at Xiaoji. I guess it's also the first time it's seen a chihuahua with a bow.