Chapter 57 Watching a movie with Miao Ruyun
Don't tell me that such an esoteric philosophical proposition is so profound to look at the essence through the surface. I understand, isn't it the mosaic in the A (harmonious) film? - Zhang Deshuai's quotation
Tuesday, August 2, 2011 Sunny
As soon as I entered Miao Ruyun's room, I was like swimming in a pink ocean. Pink bed, pink sheets, and pink pajamas... Everything looks so ambiguous.
My heart can't help beating violently. Am I actually a pink-controlled, this hateful Miao Ruyun? I was busy meditate: the second law of thermodynamics tells us that some processes are irreversible, such as changing from pink to black. After meditating three or four times, Xiao Zhang Deshuai obediently.
"Bring it?" Miao Ruyun turned her head and asked me with a slightly red face.
Looking at Miao Ruyun's pink face in the light, I know that the second law of thermodynamics just now is in vain. However, I quickly found the topic: "Where am I sitting? Why don't I go back and get another stool?" Because there is only one chair in Miao Ruyun's room, and this chair is still occupied by her.
"No, you sit on the chair and I can sit **." After saying that, Miao Ruyun stood up, sat on the edge of the bed, and held a plush bear in her arms. A pair of white and tender feet are still restlessly upturned, radiating the smell of ** to me.
I looked at the part where Miao Ruyun was close to her chest. So round, depending on the shape, you should not wear underwear. However, how can such an idea come out of the mouth of a literary youth like me? Today, it seems that the body is a little abnormal. Why is your throat so dry and why is there so much saliva secretion? Take a deep breath and comfort silently in your heart: Don't panic now, don't panic, introduce you to Miao Ruyun later; at this time you panic, she won't want to know you for a while?
However, it soon told me that some things are not shifted by your consciousness.
I inserted the USB flash drive into the jack of Miao Ruyun's machine, and my hands trembling as if I had Parkinson. Several times, the USB flash drive almost fell out of my hand.
Miao Ruyun looked at me like this and asked me with concern, "What's the matter? Are you not feeling well?"
I shook my head and replied, "My blood pressure is unstable."
Finally, with a " click", I still plugged in the USB flash drive and couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. After all, drilling is a man's job. Then, I was busy for a while.
"What are you doing?" Miao Ruyun looked at me messing around on her computer and asked me nervously.
"Did I copy the movie on your computer?" I answered without looking back.
"Don't you want it?" Miao Ruyun protested in a low voice and hugged the plush bear in her arms again.
"If you copy it to the computer, it won't get stuck!" Miao Ruyun's protest did not stop me from copying the movie to her computer. Sometimes, men should be independent. Every time a woman says "no", you really don't want it. Congratulations, you can practice child skills in your life.
When the file is copied, I will skillfully open the movie. Sit honestly in the chair and look with Miao Ruyun.
This is the second time I watched this kind of movie with women. I don't know if you still remember. The first time I watched " Journey to the West" with Xiao Cui in elementary school. At that time, Xiao Cui and I also discussed the problem of Sun Wukong's golden staff. Now I know that I also have a golden staff, but this golden staff has not even subdued a monster.
At the beginning of the movie, I turned off the lights in the room. Miao Ruyun was still a little surprised to ask me what I was doing, and I answered that she looked more exciting. In fact, I think that in case Miao Ruyun's ** bursts, I can also cooperate with her. In the dark environment, no one looks embarrassed.
I have seen this movie for a long time, and the content is very simple. It is said that a man has a magic weapon that can pause time and put others in an unconscious state, and then the man can carry out all kinds of happy behaviors.
My attention is not on the movie at all, but on Miao Ruyun.
At the beginning of the movie, Miao Ruyun looked at it with concentration. Unexpectedly, she also has a strong desire to learn in this regard.
"What did he take?" When Miao Ruyun saw that as long as the man pressed the magic weapon, everyone around him stopped moving and asked me.
"That's the time stop machine." I answered honestly. After answering, his body still twisted a few times in the chair. At this time, I always feel that I am not very comfortable. The key is that little Zhang Deshuai always points at me below, which is very unpleasant.
Seeing me twisting around in the chair, Miao Ruyun asked me with concern, "What's wrong? Are you feeling well?" Before I answered her, I saw Miao Ruyun gently biting her lips and said to me, "If you feel uncomfortable sitting in a chair, why don't you sit in **? The chair is a little hard to sit on.
Miao Ruyun's request to me is like a drought with nectar, and a bachelor meets a Vietnamese bride. I immediately swallowed the "nothing" that had just come to my mouth and quickly nodded. As soon as I stood up, I felt that a certain part of my body was seriously persecuted. Looking down, I saw a bulging ball below. Under the fluorescence of the screen, it looks very stylish.
Miao Ruyun saw the group and made a "pull" sound. She pointed to me and suddenly realized, "Oh, no wonder you're not feeling well?"
My face turned red and looked a little embarrassed. However, since Miao Ruyun did not clearly express her disgust, I walked frankly to the bedside and sat down. It's just that it makes me feel uncomfortable to walk like this.
As soon as I sat next to Miao Ruyun, there was a faint fragrance that kept attacking my nose. The fragrance is a little light, but fresh, not as bloated as cosmetics. Sitting next to Miao Ruyun, I didn't want to watch a movie. Now the distance from Miao Ruyun is just right. It's so close that I can see something I want to see, and it won't make Miao Ruyun disgusted because it's too close. Looking down Miao Ruyun's white neck, it is a piece of white flowers. Although you can only see the upper edge, you can still clearly see the deep ditch in the middle. The ditch was so deep that my eyes were stuck in it and couldn't pull it out. The hand involuntarily stretched out to make the ditch lighter so as to save the eyes from it.
When I reached halfway, I suddenly realized. The hand stretched out in mid-air without embarrassment. Just as he was about to shrink back, he was found by Miao Ruyun. She asked me, "What are you going to do?"
I pretended to cough a few times and took the opportunity to put my hand in the air to my mouth. Miao Ruyun didn't ask me much, but began to watch the movie with great interest.
This time, I put my hands between my legs to limit the free movement of my hands. You can't lose big because of small. At this time, Miao Ruyun hasn't reacted at all. If I reach out to her now, I guess she will give me a few times. Then, I wanted to introduce her to my old friend's plan for 26 years, which was aborted. At this time, you must be steady.
Although I stopped doing this for the time being, Zhang Deshuai began to seriously protest against me. He hummed dissatisfiedly below and pointed to me: "You're not a hooligan, you're not a hooligan. Emotions are just sexual needs! Come/on, baby!" I gently pushed Zhang Deshuai, who held his head high, into a more comfortable position, and he was not satisfied: "Let the guy around you** me. Don't pity me just because I'm a young grass. Let her towering breasts, warm mouth and anything else ** me to your heart's content. You don't need to pity me, you don't need to be gentle with me.
"It is immoral for men to rise up (harmony)." The lines in Desperate Housewives suddenly jumped into my mind. And I have just been trapped in the whirlpool of morality and cowardice. Zhang Deshuai, you must show your man's courage.
Quietly, I removed the confinement of my hands. His left hand was supported on **, and his right hand was quietly placed on Miao Ruyun's back and gently stroked it. Of course, there is a distance between Miao Ruyun's pajamas. Despite this, my heart still beats.
"What are they doing?" Miao Ruyun unconsciously asked me. She didn't turn her head, but hugged the plush bear tighter.
"Bite." I glanced at the screen and said softly.
"What?" Miao Ruyun didn't quite understand what I meant and turned her head to ask. When she turned around, my hand almost touched her back. I was so scared that I hurriedly put my right hand on ** and pretended to be deeply attracted by the plot of the movie.
"Do you pronounce this word separately?" After saying that, I made a bite with my right hand. Taking the opportunity, as Miao Ruyun hinted, I have been watching movies quietly.
Seeing my action, Miao Ruyun immediately reacted. Her face blushed, her head couldn't help lowering, and she said with a smile, "You are so hooligan."
You asked me to explain, I easily explained it to you, but you said I was a hooligan. I was wronged.
Miao Ruyun didn't say much, but turned her head and then watched the movie with relish. This little girl completely ignored me. I'm a little upset. My name is not ugly, but my name is endurance. You will know if you look patiently.
However, Miao Ruyun did not watch it patiently, but watched the movie patiently.
When I was about to reach out again, the door was suddenly pushed open. Then I heard a voice: "What are you doing?" Turning his head, it turned out to be Jiang Yingyu.
Emotions, she doesn't knock on the door. Last time I was scolded as a hooligan because of this.
"Why did you come in?" I turned my head and asked Jiang Yingyu harshly. At this time, I could see the five ghosts in the living room behind her coming.
Jiang Yingyu looked at the close-up on the screen and blushed. After a while, she turned around and ran away.
I hurriedly minimized the movie.
"Why don't you close the door?" Being hit by Jiang Yingyu, Miao Ruyun was also embarrassed.
"I remember it was closed?" I scratched my head and explained. I really can't remember whether it was closed or not. Finally, I asked Miao Ruyun, "Do you still want to see it?"
"Forget it. I won't watch it tonight. Why don't you go back?" Miao Ruyun threw the plush bear to **.
It seems that my old friend can't be introduced to Miao Ruyun today.
"Do you want to see it tomorrow?" Finally, I tried it.
"Shall we change it?" Miao Ruyun replied in a low voice.
Hearing Miao Ruyun's answer, I can clearly hear little Zhang Deshuai cheering below...