Chapter 56 Watching a movie with Miao Ruyun

Last night, I did a physical and mental exercise: I masturbated just by imagination. - Zhang Deshuai's quotation

Tuesday, August 2, 2011 Sunny

"Has Mr. Cao come back?" As soon as I got home, I couldn't wait to ask.

"No." The shameless man sitting on the sofa watching TV looked up at me and replied. When he was about to lower his head to watch TV, he stopped again: "Who is he?" The shameless eyes passed me and went straight to behind me - the ghost just brought back from Xiaoxue's house.

"There is a (new) person again." Before I told them the origin of this guy, the big tongue quickly stood up and said.

The ghost behind him went to get along with them without waiting for my introduction. Unexpectedly, he is still familiar. Ghosts still like to be with ghosts. It's scary, but it's just their sideline. But it's okay, it saves me a lot of saliva.

With a "squeak", the sloppy ghost and Jiang Yingyu, two Lanxiang alumni, came out of Jiang Yingyu's room talking and laughing. Jiang Yingyu's face changed slightly when she saw me, and she turned her head and returned to the room. It seems that she is still biased against me. In this regard, she just can't let go. In fact, as long as women think about it, hooligans are also love.

"Sloppy, why are you here?" When the sloppy guy came downstairs, I asked him.

"Please call me Secretary Zhang and learn to respect people. Xiao Zhang, I'm not talking about you. Sometimes you don't respect people very much. Although I know, you just shouted that to make you look intimate with me. But this is for different occasions. You can call me in private. During work, I still have to call me Secretary Zhang. Do you understand what I mean?" Hearing that I called him a sloppy, the sloppy said a little unhappily.

"I understand, I understand. Sloppy, I won't be your sloppy anymore. As I nodded, I scolded the sloppy in my heart. It's really a great ghost with a bright future, and now it's like "Please call me Secretary Zhang" as soon as he enters the officialdom. Please, your mother (harmonious) approve.

"Xiao Zhang, please call me Secretary Zhang." Hearing that I also called him a sloppy ghost, the sloppy ghost had a slightly suly look on his face.

"Sloppy, oh, no, Secretary Zhang, will you be super?" I asked. Since old man Cao is busy with his livelihood cause and will not be able to come back for a while, I want to ask the sloppy to help.

"Xiao Zhang, everyone is such a rational person. Don't talk about these superstitious topics anymore, OK?" The sloppy man straightened his tie and said with a serious face.

When I heard the sloppy say this, I opened my mouth wide. Superstition is still said from a ghost's mouth. It's like a woman who takes off her clothes and is more active than you, saying that she is the first time. However, after so many storms, my nerves have been able to withstand any major earthquake in Japan, provided that the quantity and quality of Japanese romance films do not decline. I quickly calmed down and asked the sloppy, "Will you do it or not?"

"This is the problem," the sloppy pulled up his voice and looked at me. "Do you want me or don't want me to?"

I glanced at the sloppy with my greatest strength. Now, I can see a new political star slowly rising. Unexpectedly, after staying with the sloppy ghost for two days, he was cultivated into a bully master. However, when the sloppy said this, I know he will definitely not overdo it. So, I said reluctantly, "Aren't you also from Lan Xiang? Why can't you exceed it?"

"Speaking of which, aren't you also Lan Xiang's?" The sloppy retorted me.

"My one is correspondence. Correspondence, do you understand? Can correspondence be compared with yours? Can Xiao San compare with his wife? If Xiao Si wears heightening shoes, can't he only jump up and hit Yao Ming's knee? As soon as I heard the sloppy say this, I got angry and began to shout loudly.

"Xiao Zhang, calm down, calm down. Saco has been teaching me that we must smile and serve our customers during work. You see, I'm not angry at all now?" The sloppy ghost was full of stiff professional smiles and said leisurely, "The wise saying taught me by Sa Ke: I have abused me thousands of times, and I treat my relatives like my first love. Read it 300 times a day to cure all diseases and anti-aging.

Nima, do you think this is singing a red song? You are still anti-aging, Nima, why don't you say that you have been constipated for many years? Listening to the sloppy man say this, the fire in my heart suddenly burst out. I will abuse you 300 times now. How will you treat me like my first love?

"Xiaoji, Xiaoji." I bit and shouted viciously.

A white light flashed, and Xiaoji squatted in front of me. I pointed to the sloppy and said fiercely, "Bite him?"

Xiaoji did not obey my order, but turned his head and asked me, "Where's my sister Miao?" Handsome, did you promise me at Xiaoxue's place?

This colored dog. I cursed fiercely in my heart. I only know the woman's full breasts, and I haven't touched Miao Ruyun seriously. I returned to my room angrily and slammed the door.

However, half an hour later, I was no longer angry. Because I deeply understand that even if everyone in the world abandons you, Teacher Cang will always comfort my broken heart in the hard disk.

While I was studying the essence of Mr. Cang through the appearance of the mosaic on the screen, QQ kept flashing below. It turned out that Miao Ruyun sent me.

As soon as I opened the dialog box, I saw her message: Is there a movie?

What movie? Although I vaguely guessed what movie Miao Ruyun wanted from me, I still had to pretend to be a gentleman. At this time, a man is Yue?

is that kind of movie, you know!

When I saw the word "that kind of movie", the water I had just drunk suddenly poured the wrong hole. Is this water from Metersbonwe? If you don't enter such a big hole, you have to find such a small hole to do it.

What, do you want to see it? While replying to Miao Ruyun, I pumped myself in my heart: You are Yue Buchun, and you are Yue Buchun.

When I saw the word "um" on the screen, my heart jumped wildly, and my mouth opened like that fish. Don't ask me what kind of fish, harmonious society, it's not good for you to know too much.

What type do you like? Since Miao Ruyun has been opened, how can I lag behind?

Miao Ruyun first put a series of question marks. Before I gave her the science popularization, she sent it again: Whatever!

Let's watch it together? When typing this sentence, I hesitated for a long time and stared at the screen. Isn't it a little rushed? What if Miao Ruyun refuses? Then I will lose face. Finally, thinking that Miao Ruyun asked me for a movie and told me to do whatever, let's stop pretending to be pure with Jesus Liu Xiahui. I still sent that sentence, and then waited for Miao Ruyun's reply tremblingly.

This time is very long, longer than the ringing of my class waiting for the end of class. In the end, I still saw two words: whatever!

When I saw those two words, I couldn't help jumping up. Miao Ruyun told me that it was casual. She didn't object to me watching romantic movies with her. Is that she doesn't object to something inappropriate for children to happen to us later? Zhang Deshuai reminded: Mu Hongzi, is there still less inappropriate content for children in your diary? If you write like this again, you have to be harmonious?)

However, what kind of type should I copy? Human and beast? I guess Miao Ruyun is a little difficult to accept. What should I do if I don't respect animals later? She probably also opposes it; **? I don't think she can accept this for a while; strong (harmonious) traitor? Isn't it too violent; European and American? Seriously, I feel inferior. Finally, I decided to use some code transitions. In this way, it seems that I like to watch the plot, and it is convenient for Miao Ruyun to accept it. In fact, I always watch romance movies based on plots. She responded to the painful groans of women under the cruel persecution of society under the oppression of capitalism, and she warned us of the superiority of socialism. Students, you should criticize and sublimate.

When I walked to Miao Ruyun's room, I shamelessly asked, "Handsome, what are you going to do?"

"Oh, there is something wrong with her computer. I'll help her repair it." I replied. This time, I don't know what's going on. My face is a little hot. However, this also tells me that men must master the skill of repairing computers. No matter how late it is, it can be said that I am going to help her repair the computer, not to help her dredge the sewer. How civilized it is.

"I'll go too." Shameless to hear me say to repair the computer, jump off the sofa painfully and walk towards me happily.

"Get out of here." Hearing this shamelessly, I said it angrily.

"I've been reading books about computers these days. I know that Vitas is also an operating system, and I also know that C# is followed by C#, C# is followed by C++, and I also know..." Shameless begins to show off his profound knowledge again.

"Get out of here." I said angrily.

"Then you repair it, can't I watch it on the side?" He stared at me shamelessly with an infinite desire for knowledge and said pitifully.

In the face of such respect for knowledge and such a love of learning, how can I bear to hurt a heart that has an infinite desire for knowledge? I opened my mouth and said, "Get out of here! If you don't get out of here, will I let Xiaoji go?" I took out the jade pendant and shouted, "Xiaoji, Xiaoji. Come out and bite this guy!"

However, Yuzhu didn't react at all. I just remembered that Xiaoji hasn't come back. Where did this dead dog go?

I was ashamed to see that I was really angry, so I returned to the sofa and stayed honestly.

I raised my hand and knocked on Miao Ruyun's door. Tonight, this door is the door to happiness; tonight, this door may be the door to the bank, and my 26 years of savings will be withdrawn...