Taoist growth diary

Chapter 67 Threesome

I looked down at her with pear blossoms and rain, and couldn't bear to prepare to leave. But she shouted at me, "I cried, why don't you take it off?!" - Zhang Deshuai's version of the micro novel

Sunny Wednesday, August 3, 2011

In the evening, I was about to write my diary on the computer when I saw QQ constantly flashing. It's Miao Ruyun.

She said to me on QQ: Jiang Yingyu is already in her room. He also asked me when I would go there.

With Miao Ruyun's reminder, I knew that because I had been thinking about what Old Cao said to me today all day, I forgot the important content of tonight. I forgot that I agreed with Jiang Yingyu last night to watch a romantic film together today.

While I was busy looking through the romance film in the computer, I thought to myself: What are you looking for? I watched the code with Miao Ruyun yesterday. If I watch it again today, will Miao Ruyun laugh at me for not making progress? Directly without code, is it a bigger step for Jiang Yingyu?

In the end, I thought about it again and again and copied a few uncoded copies from the computer. Men, sometimes you have to step bigger. Don't be afraid of pulling the egg. Even Grandpa Deng said, "The (financial) reform should take a bigger step."

As soon as I went out, I saw a person I didn't want to see - shameless.

I don't want to see shameless because I have too much desire to learn, and the result of liking learning too much is that when looking for a job, the personnel manager will ask you: Do you only know how to study at school? As a result, they finally chose a big breast.

In a word: all subjects have to be A, but they can't compete with C. It's far away again.

He had no nerve to see me walking to Miao Ruyun's room pretending to be summoned and no longer studying his book VB6.0 Beginner to Mastery. He asked me excitedly, "Handsome, why do you think the more I read, the more I feel that there are more things I don't know?"

I didn't answer him. At this critical moment, I didn't bother to pay attention to him and just buried my head in Miao Ruyun's room.

"Is her computer broken again?" He jumped up from the sofa shamelessly and came over with an expectant face. When he stopped me and stared at me with a piantic look, "Shuai, after my hard study these days, I know a lot about computers, so why don't you let me go in and repair it with you?"

I looked at him coldly and moved to the side to prepare to step over. I'm very angry: Damn, you have a lot to do.

"Handsome, I know that computers are composed of hardware and software, just like we are made of stinky skins and souls..." He shamelessly began his own sales again.

"Get out of here!" In response to the mouth that made me upset and caused the crazy secretion of adrenal hormone, which led to a sharp decline in the secretion of testosterone (harmonious) corkone and caused excitement to fall to the freezing point, I couldn't wait to slap him fiercely with my big ear.

"Why did you do this to me?" He said shamelessly and resentfully.

"Get out of here! If you don't get out of here, will I let Xiaoji go?" I said coldly. Now, I finally associate that I didn't sleep at night with being beaten by an old man the next day.

"Don't beg him. I know what he's going to do? I asked old Cao!" The big tongue leaned against the sofa and said slowly.

It's rare that she speaks so well.

I couldn't help turning my head and looking at my big tongue. It seemed that she was a little trustworthy this time. After all, she just mentioned old Cao, and such an obscene old Cao will definitely tell her.

At this time, the mobile phone happened to ring, and it was old Cao who called. He asked me on the phone if he could also go to Miao Ruyun's room to watch a movie.

I immediately rejected him righteously.

He told me on the phone that his big tongue had told him, hoping that I could criticize Japan's cruel capitalist system for the face of his brothers and feel the superiority of socialism. After saying that, he still made a familiar ** (harmonious) laugh on the phone.

Hearing this, I shouted on the phone, "Go find your netizens?" Can people who go to Donglaishun still eat Unification Laotan pickled Cabbage noodles?

After saying that, I hung up the phone.

Nima, I have no objection to my trip with Miao Ruyun and Jiang Yingyu. Do you still want to have a "four quail"? Will a traditional person like me accept it?

I looked at the big tongue of the sofa fiercely. It was her, which caused me so many troubles. Xiaoji!" Filled with anger, my voice is a little out of tune.

Xiao Ji just tilted his neck and looked at me doubtfully.

"Bite them!" I gave orders to Xiaoji with hatred.

This stupid dog didn't obey my orders. Looking up, it asked me, "Why?"

"Don't ask why? Bite them to death. I'll let you live in Miao Ruyun's chest for a month. I began to ** Xiaoji. This perve, if you don't give him any benefits, he won't do anything for you.

Sure enough, Xiaoji immediately became excited when he heard Miao Ruyun's 37D for a month. As soon as it turned around, it began to fang its big tongue.

However, after a while, I saw them get together to negotiate.

Xiaoji issued an order: "You avoid it for a month and wait until I have enough to live before you come out?"

This lazy dog actually knows the truth of "flying birds with good bows".

However, I don't care about this now, but open Miao Ruyun's door.

As soon as Xiaoji saw me entering Miao Ruyun's room, he immediately ran over. When it was about to come in, I banged and closed the door firmly.

"What did you say in the living room just now?" Jiang Yingyu asked me.

"Xiaoji farted just now. I warned him to produce less carbon dioxide. The country is going to impose a 'carbon emission tax'. Be careful of fines!" I explained.

Now, my speaking level is getting higher and higher.

However, Jiang Yingyu and Miao Ruyun are not interested in these. Miao Ruyun asked me excitedly, "Have you brought it?"

I nodded. Immediately, Jiang Yingyu obediently removed from the chair, sat by the bedside with Miao Ruyun, and gave the chair to me.

is very proficient in pasting movies in the USB flash drive to Miao Ruyun's computer.

I can't see the movie I pasted last night on the desktop. I don't know if she deleted it or hid it. There was an inexplicable trace of loss in my heart.

This time, I proposed to turn off the light, but Jiang Yingyu did not agree. Anyway, I don't care.

At the beginning of the movie, Jiang Yingyu still looked shy. His face was red. As soon as he saw the key place, he quickly lowered his head, his eyes floated up from the bottom and secretly looked at them, and then quickly lowered his head.

However, when she saw half of it, she let go of the initial reserved support and completely let it go.

Sitting by the bed, she stared intently at the screen, her eyes did not blink, afraid of missing any link in the middle.

It turns out that in the heart of the guardian, he can not only live in morality, but also coexist in romantic films. Even in the Bible, you can still write, "Jerusalem, if I forget you, I wish my right hand would forget the skill!" Such an immortal poem. Damn, how can I bear it? Taoist priest hereby declares that this is just for spoofing, and there is nothing that does not respect the Bible.) It seems that God does not always reject romantic films!

Jiang Yingyu's focus has a variety of problems, much more than Miao Ruyun's.

"How can she eat it? Aren't you afraid of the smell?" Staring at the screen, Jiang Yingyu frowned and asked.

I coughed twice on the side first and knew that it was time to show myself: "As long as a man doesn't eat spicy food, it doesn't have much taste. What about the thing that also has the function of beauty and beauty?

"Have you tasted what you tasted?" Jiang Yingyu began her strong desire to learn again.

Nima, how can I taste my own? I just wanted to refute it, but then turned my head and thought about it. Jiang Yingyu asked if he hinted something at me.

"In this regard, is it better for you to experiment by yourself?" I said with a smile. Don't think about it. At this time, my face was covered with ** (harmonious) smiles, and I almost wrote the label of I was a pervert on my face.

Miao Ruyun looked at me with a smile in her eyes.

Is she encouraging me like this? I thought about it over and over again. In the end, I still chose not to take risks.

A woman is a trap in itself. As long as you fall into it, you can only fall deeper and deeper, and it is difficult to extricate yourself. You can't get rid of it if it doesn't make you foam.

Little Zhang Deshuai shouted restlessly below. I was busy with comfort: I can't be too hasty, and I can't be persistent; I have to endure it to endure it.

Although Xiao Zhang Deshuai hummed, fortunately, he was calmed down by me. However, it makes me very uncomfortable.

"What is this?" Suddenly, Jiang Yingyu pointed to the screen and asked anxiously.

I glanced at the screen, and in Miao Ruyun's eager eyes, I replied faintly: "Duck (harmonious) mouth!"

"You know so much." Jiang Yingyu praised me with satisfaction.

That is, men who don't study physiological hygiene hard can't be called good men. Just like leaders without mistress, they are not good leaders.

With the sound of "one library, one library" in the computer, I knew that the movie was coming to an end. Just as he was about to calm down Xiao Zhang Deshuai, Jiang Yingyu looked at the dribs and pieces on the woman's face on the screen and asked me, "Is there anything else to pay attention to this?"

"You know the mask, this has the same function as the mask." I explained casually. I have the nerve to say that this can reflect a man's desire to conquer.

Perverted islanders, perverted island history.

"Oh!" Jiang Yingyu nodded and turned her head to look at the happy woman on the screen.

At this time, the player withdrew and the movie was over.

"Is there anything else?" Jiang Yingyu asked me eagerly.

It seems that she is now deeply attracted by romance films...