Chapter 68 Make-up Lesson

Women are born for love, but they are finally destroyed in love. - Zhang Deshuai's quotation

Thursday, August 4, 2011

There are some things in the world that we can't stop, such as period, going to the toilet, or dreaming...

"Application for disability, application for disability. Wake up! It's class!" If the voice I want to hear most in the world is Miao Ruyun lying on his shoulder and gently saying to me, "I want it!" The last thing I want to hear in this world is the word "Shen Can".

It makes me seem to be able to go to the Paralympic Games.

I opened my eyes in a daze. Fortunately, there was a guy in a suit and tie standing in front of him, without a cow nose suit. I hate that cow nose suit very much.

Especially to hear him say, "If there are many chicken legs, there are more Taos", especially when I heard him sing to me, "Chemistry is you, chemistry is me". You are not the principal of Peking University, and you are also chemistry. Thinking of this, I want to draw him 50 yuan with a big ear scraper.

"Who are you? Why did you ask me to go to class? In a daze, I asked the suit.

"I didn't come here, you came to me!" He said with a grumpy face. Seriously, if I hadn't been afraid that he would also be mind-reading, I would have had some stories to tell with the women in his family.

Master Yuantong said that I don't need to go to class. It's my self-examination." Looking at this guy is not the Yuantong Master I hate, I said.

"I'm making up lessons. Do you know what make-up lessons are?" The guy looked at me and said.

There is a dizziness in front of me. Damn it, there is also a make-up lesson. I shook my head and nodded again soon. As a person who has experienced the college entrance examination or two college entrance examinations, I don't know what make-up lessons are.

How many people have we raised? We went to Maotai of the Ministry of Education, to the mistresses of the principal's son-in-law, countless Xinhua bookstores, printing factories, tutoring classes, as well as people selling pancakes at the door, opening Internet cafes, and daily renters... Now you ask me if you know about make-up classes, which is like asking a man in heaven and earth. Work: How many men are there?

Then I can only answer with a sneer: After all, this is really not there.

"Do I have to pay tuition for make-up classes?" Suddenly, I remembered a serious problem. As long as he says to pay the tuition fee, I will go on strike immediately.

"It's so cheap. I don't need tuition for this make-up class." The suit replied with a smile.

"Where's Master Yuantong?"

"Oh, he, yesterday we sang K together and met his first love sitting on the (harmonious) stage in KTV, and it was vulgar." The suit looked at the thatched hut with a worshipful look and said leisurely, "However, I guess he is still dedicated to the mountain of dragons and tigers. How can the disturbance of the secular world calm people's hearts?

"Oh, so, my master eloped." I said, but thought to myself, how courageous it was for his first love to sit on the (harmonious) stage.

"How tacky elopement is, this is the pursuit of love. Do you understand?" The suit told me.

Listening to his words, I sneered: Is it interesting to play word games again? What is "temporary (harmonious) rape", "playing piano killing" and "experiential suicide" interesting?

"Let's go to class first." Seeing that I didn't say anything, I took off my suit and folded it a few times to find a place to put it. Helpless, this place is as empty as if it had just been swept away by the imperial army. Finally, he shook his head and said, "It's too shabby here. It seems that the education funds have not been allocated?" Finally, he had no choice but to bend his suit again.

"Let's start making up lessons. Make-up lessons, you know?" He sat cross-legged on the ground and asked me.

I nodded quickly and said, "I understand, it's like our domestic free game. Education is our free game, and the game itself is free of charge. However, exercise books and make-up lessons are all props, and props are charged. If you want to be awesome (harmonious) in the game, you have to buy props. Just say, what is our tuition fee? I'm still thinking: As soon as you mention money, I will go on strike.

After my words, the suit stunned on the ground and nodded: "It's a very vivid metaphor. However, I said that there is no charge for make-up classes. Damn, if you withdraw the money again, I'll be anxious with you. We're not short of money."

What he said made my strike plan abort again.

"How can Brother Yuantong teach a person like you? It's really difficult for a person like him. It's really a rotten wood that can't be carved. After saying that, he shook his head.

"You said Yuantong, are you?" I asked.

"Oh," he looked up at me and said, "I haven't introduced myself yet. I'm Yuantong's younger brother, who is also your uncle - Yuanshi. Of course, you can also call me Master now, and I have no problem with this. There are not so many monks.

Nima, although Yuantong is like a courier, at least it can still be lively. You'd better have a good time. Whoever follows you is unlucky.

But this time, although I think so. He didn't mean to be ashamed and angry at all. It seems that the silence is not like Yuantong, and he can't read the mind.

"Silence, can you read the mind?" In the end, I decided to go straight to figure it out.

"There must be rules, call the master, and the uncle can accept it, and it's awkward to say the silence from your mouth. Call it Yuanji again, and I'll slap you with a big ear scraper. Yuan Ji sat on the ground, stared at me fiercely, and then closed his eyes and said, "The mind reading as a teacher is still under study."

When I heard Yuan Ji say this, I was happy: Oh, then I won't. Then, I cursed him several times in my heart: I wish your girlfriend Valentine's Day on February 14th, and you have a crazy festival in the world on that day.

Let me not sleep well.

"Yes, Yuanshi..." As I was about to say, I saw Yuanshi staring at me again below. The anger on his face began to gather, and he quickly changed his words and said, "Uncle Yuanji." In this way, his face softened.

Nima, this Taoist priest is still careful. In comparison, I still prefer Master Yuantong. Although he is talking nonsense when teaching me, at least he has a good temper and can let me pass the exam.

"That's right, uncle," I deliberately pulled the relationship between uncle and uncle. "Why are you dressed so neatly? Do you also have to pursue love?"

"No, no. Shen Can, which one do you want to see as a teacher? HE RAISED HIS HEAD AND TRYING TO MAKE A POSE FOR ME TO WATCH.

I looked at it for a while before tentatively replied, "Eight taels of gold?!"

"It's not."

"Sister Feng? No, Sister Feng is a woman. Li Jindou?"

"Don't guess the mainland and Hong Kong." The silence reminded me in a hurry.

This time, it puzzled me. Neither the mainland nor Hong Kong can guess. The scope is large all of a sudden. You still want to have an international friend.

"Tony Wood. It's not like, he doesn't shrink as much as you; no, you shrink more than him. However, uncle, it would be nice if you were really like Tony Damu. If you go to Wuhan, you won't be afraid of losing your bicycle. I will definitely get it back for you in three days. But one thing is, don't go to Nanjing. It's windy there for a while.

Looking at me and guessing, I couldn't guess the point, and the silence glanced at me: "Don't you think I'm like Wu Bai?"

I couldn't help looking at him carefully again. However, no matter how I look at it, I can't connect him with Wu Bai. I want to shake my head, but I dare not; I want to nod, but I don't want to go against my conscience. The head is frozen like this, making the neck hurt.

"No, it's annoying to say. Today, a farmhouse in the mountain held a 'farmer's cup', and the teacher also participated in it. I said to sing Wu Bai's "Norwegian Forest" for them, because I look like Wu Bai. As a result, guess what?" He was silent on the ground, looked at me angrily and said.

"What did they say?" I know that they will definitely make a comeback for the silence.

"They said I was half like Wu Bai. I was very happy at that time..."

When I heard this, I couldn't hold back, "haha" and laughed.

Nima, it's so incisive.

"Nima, don't laugh anymore. Laugh again, I'll slap you with a big ear scraper." The silence jumped up and said to me viciously.

I was busy holding it, but my eyes were bulging and my mouth was squeezed vigorously. I was afraid that I couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Okay, let's start making up lessons." The silence sat down cross-legged and said slowly.

This time, the make-up class has been officially a lot. Instead of saying "more chicken legs, more Tao" like Yuantong, he talked about me, and also said that I bribed Guan Yin with eight steamed buns and left Kansai.

"Uncle, did I have buns at that time? How can I remember that steamed bread was invented by Zhuge Liang? I asked.

"It doesn't matter. It's all the same. What do you study so hard? Can you go to Tsinghua University with 100 subjects? What's the use of coming to Tsinghua? What's the use of studying economics in Tsinghua University? In the end, I don't want to marry Sister Feng. Uncle Yuanji said fiercely.

"Sister Feng wants Harvard now, and Tsinghua University doesn't deserve it?" I whispered.

"Where's Jeremy Lin? Is he from Harvard?" The silence said loudly.

"Uncle, do you also know Jeremy Lin?" I stared at the silence with a little surprise and asked.

"Who doesn't know this, celebrity. Are there many places fighting against him now? What about letting people join our nationality?

"I'm afraid it's not easy to do this! It's like marrying Mr. Cang. When he lifts his head scarf and finds that it is Sister Feng below.

"Isn't that Jeremy Lin has a quarter of their bloodline?"

"The troubles of celebrities? You don't have the nationality of the stick, can you not be a celebrity; if you do, is that a shame?

"Nima, why did you lift the stick when you just talked about it?" Yuanji frowned and asked me.

"Lin Shuhao?" I answered.

"Ahead?"

"In front of Jeremy Lin is Sister Feng."

Oh, forget it. Let's continue to make up lessons." Yuanji suddenly asked me, "Have you found the leader?"

I was shocked: Why did he ask me like this? I found it, and I also took a fart class.

"Tomorrow, in the vegetable market, red and green matching, you will see the leader." Uncle Yuanji said this mindlessly...